Tallis224
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Joined 09-23-09, id: 2093791, Profile Updated: 12-26-10
Author has written 7 stories for NCIS.

Cat lover.

Poet.

And now, NCIS fanfic writer.

Oh so very Ducky-centric, but only because I've had a crush on David McCallum since I was twelve.

Six stories up! And Chapter 1 of a work in progress: "A Family Dynamic." Set in 1972, Ducky meets Celeste's family and hilarity ensues. It is rated "M."

I have another story that I'm working on, also set in the "Ducks in a Row" universe:

"Beyond Jordan." Set in the present, Ducky explains to Abby what happened between himself and Celeste that caused them to part ways. Kleenex anyone?

I also have at least two skectchy outlines for the future...I don't seem to be running out of steam yet!

If you read my work, please leave a review. I'd appreciate your feedback greatly. Or just drop me a line just to say "Hello."

Thank you for reading Tallis224!

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My Life Would Run Much More Smoothly by Aunt Kitty reviews
A collection of vignettes featuring Donald Mallard and Cassandra Talmadge. Not a sequel, just snippets. No plot, so don't worry that it's not complete. Will probably never be complete; Sandy won't shut up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 109 - Words: 148,642 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Ducky M.
CHAOS—It's Not Just For Mathematicians Anymore! by Aunt Kitty reviews
Fourth and final story of Dr. Donald Mallard and Cassandra Talmadge. Immediate continuation of "Life"-lots of drama and angst, and a couple of mysteries thrown in the mix. COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Ducky M. - Complete
Enharmonic Interval by Aunt Kitty reviews
REPOSTING AS REQUESTED/complete. A chance encounter puts Ducky back into the life of a woman he'd loved years ago. You can't go back and change the past-but sometimes you get a chance to change it in the here and now. Rated MA. Pairing: Ducky/OFC
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,475 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Ducky M. - Complete
Error of Their Ways by dnachemlia reviews
The perfect NCIS agent tells a story. Written for the Worst Fic Ever! Challenge. WARNINGS: Mary Sue, Character Death, and blatant abuse of trolls. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Life Is What Happens by Aunt Kitty reviews
while you're making other plans. Long-promised sequel to TGIF & OHIM; people from the past, gunshots, secrets-just an average day for NCIS' M.E. Drama/Minor casefic. T mostly for language; slight AU/Ducky/OFC Final chapter posted; apologies for the delay.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Ducky M. - Complete
The Next of Kin Affair by RoseLight reviews
The secret Solo took to his grave.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Fists and kisses and the inbetween by indiaga reviews
Some kissed them, and some lay with them and some held their hand and some did nothing. Drabbly one-shots surrounding any relationships the major characters past and present may have had. Not with each other, just in general. Update: Abby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009
Silver Skies by WriterKos reviews
Love is a burden that must be revaluated every single day. NFA July Skills Worshop Challenge - Emotion. Vignette Season 7. Proud Winner 3rd Place Best Death Fic February 2011 NFA Hinky Awards
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ducky M. - Complete
Expendability by Channel D reviews
For once, Ducky and Jimmy arrive at the crime scene ahead of Gibbs' team. That's when they run into trouble. One-shot; drama, written for the NFA Haiti Relief auction.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ducky M., Jimmy P. - Complete
Have You Had a Manicure? Week by Channel D reviews
Tim has been picked to manage Have You Had a Manicure? Week at NCIS! He doesn't know what to do, so he turns to Fornell for advice. Crack!fic/humor written as a ficlet for the NFA Haiti Relief auction. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tim M., T.C. Fornell - Complete
Character of the Dark by Channel D reviews
When the power fails at NCIS, Ducky and Jimmy are trapped in a totally-dark Autopsy, without even emergency lighting. What happens when Ducky has to perform a rescue mission like none he's ever done? Written for the NFA Blackout challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ducky M., Jimmy P. - Complete
The New Beautiful: A Christmas Tale by Channel D reviews
Abby has found a new idea for a holiday charity benefit: ugly Christmas sweaters! Oneshot, featuring nearly everyone. Set in the present, but no spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Moments by Rose DiVerona reviews
The smallest moments...the smallest gestures...can change a life forever.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Retaliation by flyergrad09 reviews
McGee comes into work with bad news. Someone has written an inaccurate article about NCIS! And the author thinks it's a morally questionable TV show! Slightly McGee-centric, but the whole team is involved. Fluffiness based on a real article.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Torment by Channel D reviews
Jimmy is plagued by nightmares. What's causing them? Will he have to give up his job? One-shot, written for the NFA The Name's Palmer. Jimmy Palmer challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jimmy P., Ducky M. - Complete
Now or Never by Jael73 reviews
Ducky is simply not getting enough credit for being hot. Written in one session after reading too many Tony/Ziva fics. Purely eye-candy. Mature Content and Language Warning.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Abby S., Ducky M.
Ducky, Come Back! by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Feeling underused in the NCIS fandom, Ducky decides to retire, not realizing quite how that will effect the writers. Now, it's up to the elite squad of NFA members to bring him back where he belongs.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete
A movie to remember by cein reviews
Ducky and his mother go to the movies
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete
Doctor Angel by M E Wofford reviews
Ziva talks to Ducky a few weeks after "Broken Bird."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ziva D., Ducky M. - Complete
Thanksgiving at Ducky's by Channel D reviews
Ducky is having the NCIS group over for Thanksgiving dinner, just as he had done last year. Last year was chaos, what with Tony bringing a live turkey. Surely this year will be better? Humor/light adventure in 3 chapters.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Fencing Is Sexy by Smackalicious reviews
Everyone loves a story from Ducky. Drabble. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Keeping Track by A.j reviews
It starts with one. Abby&Ducky
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Ducky M., Abby S. - Complete
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A Family Dynamic reviews
New "Ducks in a Row" Prequel. The year is 1972 and our favorite young doctor heads to America to pop the question to his beloved Celeste. But will he pass muster with the Porter family? Will he survive the first meeting? AU Ducky/OFC. In progress.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ducky M.
Parents, Panties and Propriety reviews
London, 1971. Why does Mrs. Mallard make character judgements based upon a person's underwear? The question is answered at last, as Celeste learns the hard way...Rated T for language and implied situations. Story complete. Reviews welcome!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ducky M. - Complete
Foreshadow reviews
In order to close a door, another might need to be opened slowly. With great reluctance. So, Ducky reflects on relationships in the aftermath of “Broken Bird." "Broken Bird" spoilers. Please read and review. This is a bit different than my other stuff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Ducky M., Jordan H. - Complete
Book Learning reviews
London, 1971. Ducky is getting comfortable with the idea of being in love with Celeste. Celeste decides it's time to take it to the next level, in her own, inimitable way...VERY adult situations and language. Reviews welcome, please!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete
The Beginning: Celeste's Side reviews
Forty years ago, Ducky met a girl who changed everything. This is her take on it. Prequel to "Ducks in a Row" Rated T for language, adult situations. Ducky/Original Female Character. No slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Ducky M.
The Beginning: Ducky's Side reviews
Forty years ago, Ducky met a girl that changed everything. A prequel to "Ducks in a Row" Alternate Universe, Ducky/Original Character pairing. May revise completely when I have the time, but here you go. Reviews and comments welcome.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete
Ducks in a Row reviews
While dealing with his mother's death and his uncertain relationship with Dr Jordan Hampton, Ducky encounters a past love. Ducky/Jordan, Ducky/Original Character Small "Broken Bird" spoiler. Adult themes and death explored. Reviews welcomed, please!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete