Cathan Cirfia
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Joined 07-24-03, id: 424453
Author has written 1 story for Labyrinth.
Hello people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cathan: I am actually doing this bio again cause i am bored and i don't feel like doing my homework. Feel free to change it!!)

Our names are Cirfia The Crazy and Freakiest One and Cathan the All Knowing Weird and Crazy One I think. When we were making this account Cathan claims she wrote Cathan & Cirfia but fan fiction deleted the & (a likely story) so were not all one weird person called Cathan Cirfia.

I Cirfia like: Matrix, Lord o' the Rings, Pirrates of thee Carribean, all the guys in those films (well you know, all the MAIN guys, I do not have a thing for agent smith or Aragorn or Gimli, brrrr, most definately not. Oh but I do think Johnny Depp is hot in POTC)
I also like the Labyrinth but unlike Cathan I do not have any romantic feelings for David Bowie, nor do I have an obsession with what lies beneath his tight nothing-to-the-imagination pants. And I of course like the Manic Street Preachers cause they are fantabulous (and if you think not then you have obviously not heard their stuff before Richey went missing) and I personally believe that Richey Edwards is somewhere in a remote village in India, biding his time for when he will reappear supprising the hell out of everyone.

I Cathan like: LoTR's,Matrix,PoftC, and all the HOTTTT!!! guys in it, you know who they are, if ya got any taste in men. I also like the Labyrinth and unlike Cirfia I do have a thing for David Bowie, the younger version, and I love his music. Who can't? Anyways I HATE PINK JUMPSUITS AND THOSE WHO WEAR THEM, you know who you are. And I'm not a hypocrite, I can't help the fact that a very good tasting bicuit is pink. I live food more than I love Hate (Cirfia: Yes you do indeed LIVE food. Correct your typos Cathan!!!!!!!) but only slightly.
I also Love Anne Rice and Lestats my fav. character. Also Cirfias delusional so ignore what she say about the Dead Dude, namely Richie.

Ehem, the reason I didn't mention what you liked Cathan was cause I was leaving it up to you!!!!!!!! I already know what you do not like cause you make that LOUD AND CLEAR. I would have written "we like" but we like different things though we both hate pink jumpsuits, people who don't review and what not... Oh and by the way you spelt RICHEY'S name wrong!!!!!!!!!!!! And I am not delusional, i may be insane but i am not delusional. Yet.

We do not like: PINK JUMPSUITS AND THOSE WHO WEAR THEM, Cathan has this hatred of anything pink (though she enjoys eating those pink biscuits, the HYPOCRIT!), I personally hate Colin Farrell with a passion though she says she has nothing against him cept that he's ugly (and needs a shave. Along with Keanu Reeves at the movie awards). We also don't like PEOPLE WHO DON'T REVIEW or PEOPLE WHO REVIEW ATTEMPTING TO BURN US WITH THEIR FLAMES, WE ARE FIRE RETARDENT SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. And... Emmmm... My brain has left the building, I can't think of anything else.

We would like to say HELLO THERE to Darual aswell and by the way, you should join us in writing the next chapter of The Love Triangle, you shall enter the 4th dimension that is Writing Mad FanFictions, MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'm done now.

So, please, read our insane "story". If you like mad fanfictions that have no plot and involve people dancing the funky chicken for no particular reason then I think you might like it. But be prepared, as Cathan says:
"Don't read it if you want to keep your sanity"
You have been warned so now, ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and review or else Cathan will be after you with her baseball bat.

The Love Triangle reviews
Jareth feels he needs an heir and he enlists Sarah for the job. But Hoggle wants the job aswell and is determined to get it. J/H and J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003