SelenaEde
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Joined 08-20-06, id: 1118868, Profile Updated: 02-27-10
Author has written 27 stories for Children of the Corn, Dark Tower series, 13 Ghosts, Harry Potter, Stand By Me, Lost Boys, Kingdom Hearts, Pendragon, Supernatural, Halloween, Covenant, Holes, Chronicles of Narnia, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, High School Musical, Twilight, and Roswell.

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WELCOME TO THE SCARIEST PLACE ON EARTH!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ok, no, that’s not exactly true. The scariest place on earth would probably be the Barbie isle in a department store…. Followed closely by the High School Musical section… so uh… yeah… In that case…

WELCOME TOO MY PROFILE/BIO PAGE THING-Y!! YAY!!

First off, one major thing you should know about me is that I hate romance-y stuff and the only reason I write it is because my friend Jessica (who’s also on here, so go check her lone story out, she’s erthgrl9870) is fan-freaking-tastically OBSESSIVELY in love with romance and fluffy stuff1 No lies! So that’s why that stuff sucks. So yeah, most of the stuff posted up here so far was written for school, at school or for Jessica, so she should feel special. And another thing you should know. I am in-freaking-sane ok. Absolutely crazy! Yes, I am insane but occasionally I suffer from HORRIBLE periods of BOREDOM in which I act NORMAL just like YOU! OH NOES!! And yes, I did steal that off of a DP, I am a thief.

Yes I am aware of how crappy my work is; yes I know how awful it is, yes, yes, yes. I KNOW. So don’t feel bad if you don’t like it, because I don’t either! Yay! And recently I was told that on your profile/bio page your supposed too have stuff like your name, age, hair colour, etc on it, so let’s get started on that. Ok. Here it goes:

Name: Evil Lord Happy Pants

Age: Negative 3658

Birthday: Octember 67

Astro Sign: Phoenix

Background: Plutonian and Irish

Current Country of Living: The Sun

Hair Colour: Purple, fushia and neon orange

Eye Colour: Neon Green

Glasses: SUNglasses

Deborah: HEY! THAT’S NOT RIGHT!

Me: Sure it is!

Deborah: NO IT’S NOT!

Amber: YEAH!

Jessica: Fix it -.-

Me: Ok, ok, yeash…

Name: Marie

Age: 17

Birthday: September 25

Astro Sign: Libra

Background: German, America, British, Canadian and a little Irish

Current Country of Living: Canada

Hair Colour: Light brown

Eye Colour: Brown

Glasses: yes

There we go that’s truer. I hope they’re happy. Anyways, I like drawing, reading, writing, hanging with friends, watching movies, horror movies, comedy, swimming (if you can get me in my bathing suit), Living Dead Dolls… I don’t like uber preps, liars, uber romance-y stuff, pink, Zac Efron, broccoli, the list goes on… This is getting kinda hard… running out of stuff here… oh YEAH! FRIENDS! I like my friends! No, I LOVE my friends! They’re like my family! Deborah’s my dad, Jess’s my mom, and Amber & Maya are my brothers! And I’m probably gonna get beaten up for telling you that. Lol :P

Another thing I was told that’s supposed too go on these things is your favorite stuff. SO here’s my list of favorites:

My fav colour is black and if your one of those ‘Black isn’t a colour! RAWR!’ people, then I will say Blue & Red.

My fav animals are wolves...

My fav books are Pendragon, Cirque to Freak the Saga of Darren Shan, The Stand, Sleep Walk, Brainchild, The Kingdom Keepers, the Demonata series, almsot anythign by Vivian Vande Velde, other books.

My fav anime are uhhh…. Well… I dunno…. Whatever my friends like I guess… oh and Afro Samurai or w/e it’s called if that counts… damn you Curran! Lol, j/k.

My fav manga are Parasyte, Return to Labyrinth and the manga version of Cirque du Freak

My fav movies are -clears throat- Cruel Intentions, The Lost Boys, Treasure Planet, Hannibal Rising, Tower of Terror, Holes, The Haunted Mansion, Bayou Ghost, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Stand, Stand By Me, Final Destination, Hocus Pocus, Twister, Jeepers Creepers, Sleepaway Camp, Children of the Corn 2, Flowers in the Attic and LOTS more.

My fav cartoons are Invader Zim (I LOVE Gir), Alvin and the Chipmunks, Avatar, Fillmore, Recess and Martin Mystery.

My fav video games are uhhh… well actually I don’t get too play video games that often… but I DO get too WATCH my friends play them (greedy bums! Lol, j/k and I’m ascared too play with Jessica cause she’ll yell at me! Ah!) and I’d have too say Zelda and Kingdom Hearts since they’re the ones they play most often… oh and Gun… I like Gun… tee hee… heads go BOOM! lol Oh and Nancy Drew PC Games and Pokemon Games and Dementium and Silent Hill.. XD

My fav singing groups/bands are Gorillaz, Ivy, Pink, Karen O and The Kids, Metallica, AC/DC, ABBA, Re dHot Chili Peppers and a bunch of other random bands

My fav TV shows are Supernatural, Roswell, Heroes, Bones, Kingdom Hospital, Angel, Charmed, Ghost Whisperer, The Hardy Boys-Nancy Drew Mysteries, Carnivale, Deadwood and Criminal Minds

My fav songs currently are Prologue off the Astasia soundtrack, Opening Theme of Labyrinth, Funhouse by Pink, Bad Influence by Pink, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme by ABBA and the song at the end of Twister by Van Halen (can't remember the name :O!)

Wow, ok, enough with the favorites already! There are FAR too many! I mean I could just go on and on and on, I could even add my FAV QUOTES and THEN you’d be in trouble: D But I won’t do that. Instead I shall tell you about the crazy people that are my friends. The ones I’ve been referencing all throughout this thing. I’/m pretty sure you wanna know who Jessica, Deborah, Amber and Nick are, don’tcha? Well you do now! Lol.

Ok, let’s get started.

Jessica is my band geek/angry nerd friend who I sometimes can swear is related too the Angry Video Game Nerd, and if you don’t know who he is then SHAME ON YOU. SHAME. She is blond and has glasses and loves video games. She’s pretty much my ‘motherly figure’ to explain it in the least amount of words. I’ve known her for like, ever! (Jessica: 4 years. Me: Yeah, forever!) She’s so totally awesome and I love her so much! She’s one of my bestest friends ever! I love you Jess!

Deborah is my SISTER, FATHER thing! Yes I am quite serious, lmfao. She’s blond, has blue eyes and NEEDS TOO COME TOO SCHOOL MORE OFTEN!! RAWR!! I swear! Anyways, she’s so close she might as well be my sister. We look absolutely NOTHING alike, but if you met us, you’d realize we’re more like sisters than cousins. Yes, we are cousins, no lies there. And if you wanna know more about the father thing, read Amber’s paragraph. Anyways, I love you big sis!

Amber is my BROTHER! Yes, my BROTHER! SHE is my BROTHER!! There is a story behind this. One day me, Amber, Jessica, Deborah and Maya were sitting around and realized, hey, we’re a lot like the Marauders from Harry Potter. So it was decided that Deborah was James Potter, Jessica was Remus Lupin, Amber was Peter Pettigrew, Maya was Severus Snape and I was Sirius Black. So from that, Deborah is the dad of the group, Jessica is the mom, and me, Maya and Amber are the bouncing baby BOYS in tribute too the marauders. Anyways, Amber has brown hair with faded purple streaks in it and brown eyes. She is absolutely in LOVE with Brendon Urie from Panic! At the Disco, actually she’s just in love with Panic! to begin with. She is an awesome friend and don’t be fooled, she is positively EVIL when she wants too be. I luv you Ambie!

Nick is my BESTEST GUY FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD! And he's tall! So tall that I am seriously jealous of him. His name is Sassquatch (mispelled purposely) and he likes hentai and obese pirate rape and Asian girls and has a fetish for women in straight jackets who sit on beds and smile creepily? I have no idea what to say aboutn him other than he is awesome!

Ok, ok, I know ‘Holy crap! That’s a lot about her friends’ so I’ll stop telling you about them but I wanna list off some honorable mentions here too.

Ok, ok, yes, the list can go on, told you I had a lot of friends. Now I’m really running out of things too say so I’m gonna list of the people I love. If you know them, then good for you! If you don’t then man you suck :P

Oh and just for the record, in the case of Kingdom Hearts, Namine is Kairi’s Nobody, Roxas is Sora’s Nobody, but who is Riku’s Nobody? And who is Axel’s Somebody? Well the answer is quite simple as the experts would say (Amber and Jessica) Those thar experts tell us that Nick is Riku’s Nobody and that I, Nikki, am in fact Axel’s Somebody.

And if you actually just read all that then I laugh at your complete and utter boredom that you must be suffering from in order too actually read all that. Ha ha! Ha ha, I say! Anyways, if you did actually read all that then kudos too you, if you didn’t then, I don’t blame ya! Anyways, have a good day, night, evening, morning, Christmas, Birthday, Hanukah, Easter, Valentine’s Day, Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, Victoria Day, Halloween, Hug a Corn-God Day or whatever the hell you want.

Thanks for actually reading that steaming pile of crap, Shit Pickle says thanks and yeah, have a good one.

Love ya (unless your Zac Efron),

SelenaEde

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The Balance reviews
A vacation goes wrong when a family of three make a pit stop in Gatlin, Nebraska. Before they know it, Claudia and Brody Blake's mother is missing and they are stuck in a town with a bunch of unusual people. When given a choice, what will they choose?
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
A Cry In The Night reviews
The events leading up to Jacob Black's return to Forks just in time for the wedding in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Jacob - Complete
New Moon Rising reviews
While tracking Victoria to Texas, Edward stops and makes a detour to see an old friend. Will this detour be good for them? Or will it only further push them towards breaking? Takes place just before A Roswell Christmas Carol and during NM. Twilight Xover.
Roswell - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Liz P. - Complete
The Prodigal Sons Return reviews
Edgar Frog returns from hunting and discovers an old friend has looked him up and has some sad news. Sequel to The Prodigal Sons Meet. Set 21 years after the original story. Considerablly darker/deeper than the first. Supernatural crossover.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Christmas Surprise reviews
After Bella and the Cullens return from Christmas dinner out of town, they realize that there is an invader in the Cullen home. This isn't your average invader though. The invader is human, familiar, and... decorated the house for Christmas? ROSWELL XOVE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
Ryan has a doomed crush, but he would do anything to make her feel better. WARNING: Crappy summary alert. WARNING 2: Shryan.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Feel Good Inc reviews
Faith loved dancing. The swaying and moving helped her think. It was freeing to her. She did her best thinking while dancing. And that’s what she was doing right now. Dancing. Fuffy, I guess.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Faith L. - Complete
The Prodigal Sons Meet reviews
The Frog Brothers meet two very interesting kids on a rather boring day. Supernatural cross over.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Someone Worth Fighting For reviews
Chronicles of Narnia; The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. CRAPPY SUMMARY WARNING! Four orphans from the present get adopted and find the same wardrobe as the Pevensie's did and they wind up in Narnia. Adventure ensues.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Sanctuary reviews
The origins of Mary Lou being a safe haven for all D-Tenters... well kinda. It's mostly about the guys and their new friend, but Mary Lou's in it. Just read it, you know your curious. Oh, it's also a Roswell crossover.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Stranger reviews
The four Ipswich boys' cousins show up. Reid faces his feelings. Really sucky summary.
Covenant - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Listen With Your Heart reviews
Royce goes to Jean for advice on his new problem.
13 Ghosts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Out There reviews
Michael ponders about his desperate need to go outside of the asylum and his new friend Nikkole helps him feel better.
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Beer Bad reviews
Sequel to When Travelers Get Drunk. Some Supernatural references, but don't worry if your not familiar with the show. Once again, Nik & Deb get their Traveler friends drunk.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Unintended reviews
Zexion is stuck in a meaningless relationship and longs to be with the one he truly loves.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Carry on Dancing reviews
A teenage Dean thinks about his mistake he made regarding his best friend Nikki Milano. About how he should have told her before it was too late...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
The Night The Travelers Went Crazy reviews
A crazy song that follows up When Travelers Get Drunk. It's a parody of the Weird Al song The Night Santa Went Crazy.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
I Knew I Loved You reviews
This is a very sucky story with a good point. You should never assume it could lead too problems like this. It is a kind of romance story between many people.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
When Travelers Get Drunk reviews
This is what happens when the Travelers get drunk at the Roadhouse from Supernatural. Some Supernatural references, not a lot so don't worry if you don't know what Supernatural is.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Without Him reviews
Roxas mourns over the loss of his best friend. In doing so, he realizes just how much Axel really meant to him...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Roxas - Complete
Friends in the Night reviews
A short poem told in the perspective of a character that is not in the movie, just a random person really.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Searching reviews
A short little poem in Chris's perspective. Doesn't directly link too movie.
Stand By Me - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
The New and Improved HP and the Deathly Hallows reviews
A short, dumb story about how I think the series REALLY should have ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Surrender reviews
A short story about a Gryffindor character and his one hope. Read if your interested. And no, the character is not Harry... or Ron. Read if you want to know who it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
A poem about Royce Clayton AKA the Torn Prince
13 Ghosts - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Suffer reviews
CARRIE. A short poem on Carrie's feelings.
Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Waiting reviews
A poem I had too write for English class a couple of years back.
Children of the Corn - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete