![]() Author has written 27 stories for Children of the Corn, Dark Tower series, 13 Ghosts, Harry Potter, Stand By Me, Lost Boys, Kingdom Hearts, Pendragon, Supernatural, Halloween, Covenant, Holes, Chronicles of Narnia, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, High School Musical, Twilight, and Roswell. Ahem…ok…uhh… WELCOME TO THE SCARIEST PLACE ON EARTH!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ok, no, that’s not exactly true. The scariest place on earth would probably be the Barbie isle in a department store…. Followed closely by the High School Musical section… so uh… yeah… In that case… WELCOME TOO MY PROFILE/BIO PAGE THING-Y!! YAY!! First off, one major thing you should know about me is that I hate romance-y stuff and the only reason I write it is because my friend Jessica (who’s also on here, so go check her lone story out, she’s erthgrl9870) is fan-freaking-tastically OBSESSIVELY in love with romance and fluffy stuff1 No lies! So that’s why that stuff sucks. So yeah, most of the stuff posted up here so far was written for school, at school or for Jessica, so she should feel special. And another thing you should know. I am in-freaking-sane ok. Absolutely crazy! Yes, I am insane but occasionally I suffer from HORRIBLE periods of BOREDOM in which I act NORMAL just like YOU! OH NOES!! And yes, I did steal that off of a DP, I am a thief. Yes I am aware of how crappy my work is; yes I know how awful it is, yes, yes, yes. I KNOW. So don’t feel bad if you don’t like it, because I don’t either! Yay! And recently I was told that on your profile/bio page your supposed too have stuff like your name, age, hair colour, etc on it, so let’s get started on that. Ok. Here it goes: Name: Evil Lord Happy Pants Age: Negative 3658 Birthday: Octember 67 Astro Sign: Phoenix Background: Plutonian and Irish Current Country of Living: The Sun Hair Colour: Purple, fushia and neon orange Eye Colour: Neon Green Glasses: SUNglasses Deborah: HEY! THAT’S NOT RIGHT! Me: Sure it is! Deborah: NO IT’S NOT! Amber: YEAH! Jessica: Fix it -.- Me: Ok, ok, yeash… Name: Marie Age: 17 Birthday: September 25 Astro Sign: Libra Background: German, America, British, Canadian and a little Irish Current Country of Living: Canada Hair Colour: Light brown Eye Colour: Brown Glasses: yes There we go that’s truer. I hope they’re happy. Anyways, I like drawing, reading, writing, hanging with friends, watching movies, horror movies, comedy, swimming (if you can get me in my bathing suit), Living Dead Dolls… I don’t like uber preps, liars, uber romance-y stuff, pink, Zac Efron, broccoli, the list goes on… This is getting kinda hard… running out of stuff here… oh YEAH! FRIENDS! I like my friends! No, I LOVE my friends! They’re like my family! Deborah’s my dad, Jess’s my mom, and Amber & Maya are my brothers! And I’m probably gonna get beaten up for telling you that. Lol :P Another thing I was told that’s supposed too go on these things is your favorite stuff. SO here’s my list of favorites: My fav colour is black and if your one of those ‘Black isn’t a colour! RAWR!’ people, then I will say Blue & Red. My fav animals are wolves... My fav books are Pendragon, Cirque to Freak the Saga of Darren Shan, The Stand, Sleep Walk, Brainchild, The Kingdom Keepers, the Demonata series, almsot anythign by Vivian Vande Velde, other books. My fav anime are uhhh…. Well… I dunno…. Whatever my friends like I guess… oh and Afro Samurai or w/e it’s called if that counts… damn you Curran! Lol, j/k. My fav manga are Parasyte, Return to Labyrinth and the manga version of Cirque du Freak My fav movies are -clears throat- Cruel Intentions, The Lost Boys, Treasure Planet, Hannibal Rising, Tower of Terror, Holes, The Haunted Mansion, Bayou Ghost, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Stand, Stand By Me, Final Destination, Hocus Pocus, Twister, Jeepers Creepers, Sleepaway Camp, Children of the Corn 2, Flowers in the Attic and LOTS more. My fav cartoons are Invader Zim (I LOVE Gir), Alvin and the Chipmunks, Avatar, Fillmore, Recess and Martin Mystery. My fav video games are uhhh… well actually I don’t get too play video games that often… but I DO get too WATCH my friends play them (greedy bums! Lol, j/k and I’m ascared too play with Jessica cause she’ll yell at me! Ah!) and I’d have too say Zelda and Kingdom Hearts since they’re the ones they play most often… oh and Gun… I like Gun… tee hee… heads go BOOM! lol Oh and Nancy Drew PC Games and Pokemon Games and Dementium and Silent Hill.. XD My fav singing groups/bands are Gorillaz, Ivy, Pink, Karen O and The Kids, Metallica, AC/DC, ABBA, Re dHot Chili Peppers and a bunch of other random bands My fav TV shows are Supernatural, Roswell, Heroes, Bones, Kingdom Hospital, Angel, Charmed, Ghost Whisperer, The Hardy Boys-Nancy Drew Mysteries, Carnivale, Deadwood and Criminal Minds My fav songs currently are Prologue off the Astasia soundtrack, Opening Theme of Labyrinth, Funhouse by Pink, Bad Influence by Pink, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme by ABBA and the song at the end of Twister by Van Halen (can't remember the name :O!) Wow, ok, enough with the favorites already! There are FAR too many! I mean I could just go on and on and on, I could even add my FAV QUOTES and THEN you’d be in trouble: D But I won’t do that. Instead I shall tell you about the crazy people that are my friends. The ones I’ve been referencing all throughout this thing. I’/m pretty sure you wanna know who Jessica, Deborah, Amber and Nick are, don’tcha? Well you do now! Lol. Ok, let’s get started. Jessica is my band geek/angry nerd friend who I sometimes can swear is related too the Angry Video Game Nerd, and if you don’t know who he is then SHAME ON YOU. SHAME. She is blond and has glasses and loves video games. She’s pretty much my ‘motherly figure’ to explain it in the least amount of words. I’ve known her for like, ever! (Jessica: 4 years. Me: Yeah, forever!) She’s so totally awesome and I love her so much! She’s one of my bestest friends ever! I love you Jess! Deborah is my SISTER, FATHER thing! Yes I am quite serious, lmfao. She’s blond, has blue eyes and NEEDS TOO COME TOO SCHOOL MORE OFTEN!! RAWR!! I swear! Anyways, she’s so close she might as well be my sister. We look absolutely NOTHING alike, but if you met us, you’d realize we’re more like sisters than cousins. Yes, we are cousins, no lies there. And if you wanna know more about the father thing, read Amber’s paragraph. Anyways, I love you big sis! Amber is my BROTHER! Yes, my BROTHER! SHE is my BROTHER!! There is a story behind this. One day me, Amber, Jessica, Deborah and Maya were sitting around and realized, hey, we’re a lot like the Marauders from Harry Potter. So it was decided that Deborah was James Potter, Jessica was Remus Lupin, Amber was Peter Pettigrew, Maya was Severus Snape and I was Sirius Black. So from that, Deborah is the dad of the group, Jessica is the mom, and me, Maya and Amber are the bouncing baby BOYS in tribute too the marauders. Anyways, Amber has brown hair with faded purple streaks in it and brown eyes. She is absolutely in LOVE with Brendon Urie from Panic! At the Disco, actually she’s just in love with Panic! to begin with. She is an awesome friend and don’t be fooled, she is positively EVIL when she wants too be. I luv you Ambie! Nick is my BESTEST GUY FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD! And he's tall! So tall that I am seriously jealous of him. His name is Sassquatch (mispelled purposely) and he likes hentai and obese pirate rape and Asian girls and has a fetish for women in straight jackets who sit on beds and smile creepily? I have no idea what to say aboutn him other than he is awesome! Ok, ok, I know ‘Holy crap! That’s a lot about her friends’ so I’ll stop telling you about them but I wanna list off some honorable mentions here too. Ok, ok, yes, the list can go on, told you I had a lot of friends. Now I’m really running out of things too say so I’m gonna list of the people I love. If you know them, then good for you! If you don’t then man you suck :P Oh and just for the record, in the case of Kingdom Hearts, Namine is Kairi’s Nobody, Roxas is Sora’s Nobody, but who is Riku’s Nobody? And who is Axel’s Somebody? Well the answer is quite simple as the experts would say (Amber and Jessica) Those thar experts tell us that Nick is Riku’s Nobody and that I, Nikki, am in fact Axel’s Somebody. And if you actually just read all that then I laugh at your complete and utter boredom that you must be suffering from in order too actually read all that. Ha ha! Ha ha, I say! Anyways, if you did actually read all that then kudos too you, if you didn’t then, I don’t blame ya! Anyways, have a good day, night, evening, morning, Christmas, Birthday, Hanukah, Easter, Valentine’s Day, Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, Victoria Day, Halloween, Hug a Corn-God Day or whatever the hell you want. Thanks for actually reading that steaming pile of crap, Shit Pickle says thanks and yeah, have a good one. Love ya (unless your Zac Efron), SelenaEde |
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