Unconsciousdirt
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Joined 09-21-15, id: 7152090, Profile Updated: 10-07-15
Author has written 6 stories for League of Legends.

Hello everyone,

You may call me Unconsciousdirt, which is a name spawned from an injoke created from pure sleep deprivation.

I have a lot of stories floating around in my head, most if not all of which involve League of Legends. My writing strategy is to start typing and not stop until the story is finished.

A few things about my stories though: I don't like overly sexual situations. I can do comical and if you read Titillating Hi-Jinx, I can even write them out. But I tend to steer really clear of shipping and all the stuff that goes along with that. If it pops up, we will not see into the bedroom. Period. End of Discussion.

If you're into league and don't mind playing with a bonafide super-ham support with a talent for miraculously surviving, I play on NA servers and my handle is Ragmir Feep.

I probably won't talk to you on skype or anything, but I'm more than happy to add you to my game queue. Here's the thing though. Don't let me find out in game if you are new. Let me know ahead of time and we can spare everyone some grief.

Happy reading!

P.S. Ezreal will never have a positive role in any story I may write.

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A Month's Worth of Fluff Stories-A Movember Special reviews
As Preseason Begins, each champion is forced to stay at the Institute of War. But when tragedy strikes, what will the champions do without their hair-care products? Contains suggestive language and scenes.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Caitlyn, Fiora, Yasuo, Kindred - Complete
Tahm Travel reviews
It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Tryndamere, Tahm Kench - Complete
Command: Matchmake reviews
Blitzcrank designed his Compatibility Service to help beings find their other half. So when the system matches up a clockwork killing machine with a being of healing, it has to be a glitch. Right?
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Blitzcrank, Orianna, Bard - Complete
The Breakfast of Champions reviews
Braum is many things. A hero. A legend. And now, a breakfast cereal mascot? With unhealthy cereals corrupting the youth, how will Braum convince them to eat healthier?
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Annie, Braum - Complete
Gnarledge is a Burden reviews
Tristana's least favorite part of the job is checking on the problem citizens of Bandle City. But with the double trouble of Lulu homeschooling Gnar, she has to be prepared for anything. But she would never have expected this.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Tristana, Lulu, Gnar - Complete
Titillating Hi-Jinx reviews
Everyone is watching the graceful Kindred move through the training grounds before their official debut in the League of Legend. One girl, however, has an unusual fear of Lamb, and Ekko will soon find out what. Contains suggestive language.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Janna, Jinx, Ekko - Complete