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Joined 09-27-09, id: 2096926, Profile Updated: 03-22-13

Hello and welcome to my profile. I guess this is where I tell you all about myself. Truth be told, I'm a fairly boring person. I regularly wake up and occasionally I sleep. I suppose somewhere in between that I must do other things, but don't count on it. A good day for me involves a couple of cups of tea, a decent read and many, many hours staring at a computer screen.

But we are who we are right?

Once, when I was younger and the world seemed a happier place, I wished to be an author. A New York Times Best-Seller whose works were read by millions of people everyday. From teenagers to pensioners between California and Tokyo. Then I realised how much work goes into these things and my inner couch-potato curled up into a little ball and started weeping.

So, what better place to start than here? Here I can take the works of the best writers in the world and thoroughly molest them into my own little fantasies. Then you, the reader, can (constructively) critique my work and help me on my way to the promised land of book signings and money baths.

That didn't tell you much about me at all really did it?

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Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,928 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The King of Limbs by Zeitgeist84 reviews
"After the war, I thought it would be easy. Work with the Aurors, get married, have children. Buy a big house, play Quidditch with the kids—be a family man. But, well, you know how it goes. Terrorism. Drugs. MI-7. England. And of course, here I am, stuck in the middle of it. Some things never change, I guess." Post-DH, EWE. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,426 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]