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Joined 01-10-12, id: 3613642, Profile Updated: 04-23-19
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and X-Men: The Movie.

Hello.

I wrote a lot of fanfiction a while ago but now I am hoping to come back to writing better in a quality.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. say you like pie, but eat low-fat cake instead

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .


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Right the First Time by msmerlin13 reviews
"Are you familiar with Time-Turners Miss Granger?" The question was the catalyst that sent Hermione back on a secret mission to stop Voldemort before October 31st, 1981. Her work with the original order was important, but clearly nobody relayed this to her partner. Young and not yet tainted by the pain of loss and Azkaban, Sirius Black was a lot harder to manage than Ron or Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 363,520 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 16h - Published: 3/14/2018 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Regulus B.
Yesterday is Tomorrow (Everything is Connected) by Kneazle reviews
James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,826 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [Hermione G., James P.] Lily Evans P., Barty C. Jr.
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,455 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 6,543 - Follows: 8,698 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Devil's Angels by Kittenshift17 reviews
Hermione applies to foster the children of Thorfinn Rowle, Antonin Dolohov, and Fenrir Greyback while the convicted Death Eaters are in prison. The Ministry is more than willing to let her take up the role no one else wants, there's just one catch. She's got to gain 'permission' from their father's to raise the boys. And she will. By whatever means necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,360 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Hermione G., Fenrir G., Antonin D., T. Rowle
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 7,327 - Follows: 9,000 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Highland Fling by picascribit reviews
Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,986 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 9,160 - Follows: 9,143 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
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I wasn't looking! Honest! reviews
Nico got caught doing something he shouldn't! The problem is he wasn't looking! Honest!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
Dear Santa, I Hope I'm Not Too Late? reviews
Our Percy Jackson friends are sending Santa letters, well there 7 year old selfes are!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Leo V., Drew T.
Monday Blues reviews
Nico HATES Mondays!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Nico A.
Spiders reviews
Logan doesn't like spiders.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Iceman
OH Lord Posieden's Fishy Undies reviews
Annabeth and Percy have to face the task of picking out a baby name!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
BROTHERS reviews
Artemis loved her brother, even if she never told him. He knew...Right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Artemis, Apollo