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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2687664, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
Author has written 5 stories for L Word, Misc. Books, and South of Nowhere.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am some-what of a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every Man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: Past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at One mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I love POKEMON, so I MUST be a 7 year old boy.

I love to WRITE, so I MUST have no life.

I love my dogs, so I MUST be a crazy animal pedifile and a freak.

I am a FEMALE ATHLETE, so I MUST BE A BUTCH LESBIAN

If you repost this on your page, put everything that applies to you in bold.

Add your own just before the last one.

I don't believe in Stereotypes. Do you?

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Friday Night Lights by Jameson Rook reviews
"In which Gracie is getting an award that will be presented at a Friday night football game, Danno gets personally offended by stadium stairs, and McGruff the crime dog is NOT the one presenting Gracie's award." McDanno fluff, trust me. Kono, Chin, Danno, implied established McDanno reationship, and reactivated!Steve.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
Jack's Flaps by skwirelygurli reviews
A matchmaking waitress serves Austin and Ally pancakes every Saturday morning. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
You Are Noble and Poetic in Defeat by Sidalee reviews
Danny keeps track on Chin's questionable wardrobe choices and manages to develop a crush in the process.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [Chin Ho K., Danny W.] [Kono K., Steve M.] - Complete
Gold Stars by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
The aftermath of Soups and Stars, in which Austin helps de-star Ally. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
playing with yarn by Silverflare07 reviews
Austin thinks he's a cat. Trish thinks it's hilarious. Dez thinks this would be a good time for ham. Dallas thinks he should ask Ally out, but cat-Austin is a little territorial. And Ally thought it couldn't get any worse. .Auslly oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Blue Crayons are Falling by iwantlunch reviews
Ally moved to leave the room but her eyes caught a glint of blue. A broken blue crayon, taped together as well as to the wall. A small note was attached to it and in it simply read, "Sorry about breaking your crayon. –Austin."
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The seductive language by flamyshine reviews
Mike speaks French and Harvey can't stop thinking about it. (Established relationship)
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
One In A Million by Hikari no Kasai reviews
Everyone is different. Everyone is special. But sometimes, some are more special than most. What happens when that someone happens to be Carlos? Jarlos MPREG/ Kogan
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,743 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Carlos, James
Summer Time Fun by OssaFiore reviews
Zenon is invited by Proto Zoa to spend the summer after her graduation with him at Nova Linda Cove. Rated M, but you can read without reading the M sections. I will warn when major M is about to occur and you can skip it w/out being confused next chapter.
Zenon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/13/2011
Aloha Oe by ballistics belle reviews
"Is this the part where I'm supposed to get all weepy and declare my everlasting love for you?" "No I think this is the part where I sweep you up into my arms and lay the climatic kiss on you and ask you to wait for me." Established Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,122 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Sick Day by AtlasDown reviews
Tori/Jade femslash. Fluffy I guess. Set in the future, what happens when Jade is sick? oneshot Sucky summery, just read the story will ya.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Disappointment by Tabrina reviews
When Logan became a disappointment, and his mother wasn't in the right mind to punish him, he began to punish himself. KOGAN Rated T for adult themes! ANGST!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by Tabrina reviews
Logan's been sick lately, so when they have a concert on the roof, and he nearly plummets to his death, will Kendall be able to save him? Kendall/Logan Slight James/Carlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,438 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Seeing Red by animefreaks-elevendy-seven reviews
Spinner really doesn't want to be the rebound guy...really. DylanMarco, SpinnerMarco
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2004
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Little Spoon reviews
Complete fluff! Ashley gets sick... Spencer is her nurse- established relationship
South of Nowhere - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Spencer C., Ashley D. - Complete
What really matters reviews
After Shane's father takes Shay back Shane thinks of the only person who can help her Carmen
L Word - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Carmen, Shane M.
the only medicine that works reviews
okay so Carmen is sick shane must take care of her.. SMUT...
L Word - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Carmen, Shane M.
TEAR DROPS ON MY SCREEN
just a lottle something i threw together plz read
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Sick Day reviews
Carmen is sick and Shane takes care of her... ITS SWEET not my best but I love the couple and wanted something like this so yeah
L Word - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Carmen, Shane M. - Complete