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Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”

Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.

Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.

You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.

The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)

Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.

Master Chief is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.

Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.

Here are the wrestlers in 'Wrestling Heroes' if you have any suggestions about any character, IM me.

Team Face

Men:

John Cena- Team leader, cosmic powers, like Captain America and Superman.

Jeff Hardy- Cosmic powers, reality controlling powers, flight and agility.

C.M. Punk- Feral-like mentality, healing factor, fingernails turn into claws, like Wolverine.

Rey Mysterio- Wall crawling abilities, organic web shooting abilities, like Spiderman.

Kofi Kingston- Leaping abilities and armored skin.

Shad Gaspard- Super strength, leaping abilities, and armored skin, like Luke Cage.

JTG- Speed and energy based powers.

Evan Bourne- Fight and inventing abilities, like New Goblin.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS.

(Pick the stereotype that fits you...bolded are the ones that fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm an ITALIAN GUY, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Hey, I have decided to re-do 'Homecomings' I am going to go rewrite it and just take out Ron and Kim.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117

other shit

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elmtrees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Time for a QUIZ!

RULES
● You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
●Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? As if anyone is perfect...
2. Tall? Pretty tall.
3. In your pajamas? No.
4. Left handed? Nope.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: My best friend 'Demon.' I'm Swedish, so his real name would be hard to pronounce correctly for Americans.
2. Talked to on the phone: My mom.
3. Person to text you: Demon.
4. Was today better than yesterday? They're the same to me.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 6. 6 in Swedish is spelled and pronounced as SEX.
2. Color(s): Blood.
3. Fruit: Oh, that was hard... I have to say... Apples.
4. Place: Hot places.

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? I miss someone constantly.
2. Are you happy? Ya... Kinda... Maybe...
3. Are you sad? Kinda...
4. Are you bored? Yes.
6. Are you nervous? No.
8. Are you tired? I've been sleeping for 20 hours. No.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Micael
2. Nick names? Mike, Ghost, Ripper
3. Eye color? I don't know... Looking into a mirror, they seem almost gray...
4. Zodiac sign? Gemini!
5. Male or female? Proud male.
6. Slut? What...?
7. Smart? Not braniac smart. I'm smart in some areas, while I'm a bit of an idiot in others, like math... I hate math...
8. Hair color? Brownish blond.
9. Long or short? Almost completely shaved.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats.
11. Phone or Camera? Both.
12. Drink or Smoke? Drink
13. Righty or lefty? In case my answer of no before was misunderstood, I'm a righty.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Demon.
2. First crush? My teacher. I scored, by the way.
3. First pet? My cat, Little Ripper.
4. First big vacation? Greece!

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Ramen.
2. Drinking? Nothing at the moment, but I'm sure to chug down some Red Bull soon.
3. I'm about to: Continue working on my fics.
4. Listening to? Iron Maiden and Guns & Roses.
5. Plans for today? Not much...

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Shorter than me, of course. I don't want to have to stand on something in order to kiss a girl.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? That romance crap never works. Spontaneous.
3. Sensitive or loud? Loud, yet slightly sensitive.
4. Hook-up or relationship? What kind of question is that? It's one after the other, no?

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? How do you drink bubbles?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Never.
3. Ran away from home? Once, but I got bored and went back after about an hour.
4. Broken someone's heart? Never.
5. Been arrested? Too many times...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Only those I create myself.
2. Yourself? Of course.
3. Heaven? Nope.
4. Santa Claus? I believe that there is a jolly old fat guy out there somewhere with that name, but I doubt that he'd give peole presents.
4. Love? It's real, but it sucks... Only pain can come from it.
5. Do you like someone? I've always liked someone.
6. Do you believe in God? Hah! If God existed, the world wouldn't suffer the way it does, and my grandma, who's never done nothing wrong, wouldn't have Alzheimer's.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Of course. I've got nothing to hide.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

THEY HURT HER

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

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Medafighter: Naruto Tenryo (Discontinued) by NeoNazo356 reviews
When one door closes, a window is sure to open. From a world rife with conflict and strife, through happenstance of fate, a fallen hero is given a second chance. Reborn in the twenty-second century, how will our hero fare in a time and place where sentient robots tote live ammo like the latest fashion, and adult supervision is next to nonexistant?
Crossover - Medabots & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,465 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Daughter of a Phantom by The Storymaster1000 reviews
When Dani comes back and is attacked by The GIW, Amity Park discovers that Dani is infact the daughter of their hero Danny Phantom, now Danny has to care for Dani, while also dealing with the increased news reporters, as he learns what it takes ot be a father, while also trying to figure out what Vlad did to create Dani, if he's her father then who's the mother? DXD Father/Daughter
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,756 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Danny F., Dani
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 4,620 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Untold Story: Highschool AxD by Axel yamamoto reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is just an average highschool student, at least that what he thinks he is. The day he met the school most beautiful girl changed it completely. Now he has to fight angels, fallen angels and devils in order to protect himself and all those he hold dears while also facing perverted situation! But when his dark forgotten past catch up with him, can he do it?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,395 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno
Son of a Mercenary by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if, at a young age, Naruto was saved by a certain Merc with a Mouth? What if he decided to stay and watch over Naruto? What kind of adventures will they get into over time? Naruto/Deadpool Crossover. Naruto/Hinata Deadpool/Kurenai and more.
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,518 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
And The Beast Cometh by RMB1949 reviews
Complete over hall of format...to everyone who complained -Sorry-. Updated some dialog and gave preview of chapter 13 and next arch! -When Naruto's world is left dead and decayed, he jumps to a new world we he seeks to live peacefully. But some things never leave well enough alone. Can this mentally damaged weapon find what he is looking for?-
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,657 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 4,345 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 5,478 - Follows: 5,550 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Rurouni Naruto by DensetsuBattousai reviews
After the war in Mizu no Kuni, Naruto the Hitokiri Battousai is left without a purprose. He travels the lands in order to find meaning in life, as well as the truth behind his existance. Watch as the young man shake the very foundations of Konoha and even the Elemental Nations with his power! Naruto x Hana! Powerful Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Naruto U., Hana I.
A New Beginning by jinx777 reviews
Betrayed by the people around him in a way not even he thought was possible, Naruto left. After realising he is being chased Naruto tries to escape using a Jutsu only for a single wrong hand seal to send both him and those chasing him to another dimension. Now three years later he is living the life he always wanted but was never alowed, but how long can it last. Rated M for safty.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,858 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Naruto U., Raven
The Black Fox by GhostCrystal reviews
At a young age I was forced to flee my village but discovered my ancient home and my roots to the Assassins and the sea, I now work with people who are called Pirates and work to free the elemental seas once and for all, my name is Naruto Uzumaki and I am known as The Black Fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,095 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U.
A Hollow Queen's Dark Knight by Wiggles-n-stuff reviews
What if Harribel found a way to keep an eye on the hero of the Winter War? Why is she feeling drawn to continue watching him when she doesn't even know his name? And what happens when a new invasion of Hueco Mundo brings the hero to her rescue? An A/U of the Bleach universe starting just before the timeskip. Cover image credit to Rtenzo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,191 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Ichigo K., T. Harribel] - Complete
Hybrid Experience by jh831 reviews
Danny and Renesmee have something in common, they are Hybrids or halfas if you will. One who has the world on his shoulders and the other treated as glass china. Well its about time these two have a vacation. Will be man guest apperences such as Jay and Silent Bob and the Scooby Doo gang.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Dark Passions by Azure Moonfox reviews
Imagine how different things would have been if Sasuke was a girl, and Naruto received special training at a young age. Watch as the two most powerful genin become rivals and lovers as they strive for power, glory, and revenge. Dark SasuNaru fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,710 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
SHADOW OF LIGHT by ravious light reviews
My Parents loved me a little for 15 months after birth. It was then i saved my siblings and their friends and they took credit. By age of 2 i was shunned and branded as squib. By 4 i was left alone in house. By age of 8 I was studying under greatest alchemist. I am Harry Potter. multiple cwl/Harry Flamel/elemental/ravenclaw/super powerful harry/Harry/padma/parvati Regular updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,407 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P.
A Devil will Rise by omega677 reviews
Naruto is neglected by his parents and village over his little twin sisters who contain the Kyuubi, but from the isolation he finds strenght and a power long since forgotten by man. Follow his life in the Ninja world as the last descendant of the Great Devil Sparda. Strong Naruto. possible NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,405 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013
How Naruto Train His Dragon by Brother Sister Production reviews
Naruto always be the weakest viking in Konohagakure. Until, he caught the rarest dragon, the Night Fury. Will Naruto kill the dragon? Or will he do something else? "Naruto" version of "How To Train Your Dragon" Maybe OOC, NaruSaku, a lots of misstypo and wrong names
Crossover - Naruto & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Naruto U., Toothless - Complete
Titan of Defense by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Naruto wasn't a bumbling, orange wearing idiot and had the sealing knowledge of his father, along with a bloodline that will allow him to become the Titan of Defense?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,388 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Heir to the Most Ancient and Noble House of by August Storm reviews
AU- 4 years after the dark lords initial fall on Halloween night, Sirius Black dies in Azkaban. With his death the true heritage of Lily Potter, also known as Elizabeth Rosier, is revealed thus ushering a new era and changes to the wizardry world with it. Harem- HP,DG,AG,TD,SB,FD,GD, HP-HG siblings, Guardian/Cousin Bella,Dromeda,Cissy- Contains AD,RW,MW,AW,PW,LM hating. Not Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The True Horror of Konoha (origenal) by jinx777 reviews
Something happened to Naruto on his seventh birthday that was so bad it broke him. The Sandaime Hokage had to put him in confinement for the safety of the village. But five years later, things come to light and Hiruzen wonders if he made a mistake. Slightly insane/not evil Naruto. WARNING, this fic is being rewritten and will no longer be updated, see story list for new vertio
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taichou by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU/AT. Just before the begining of the Third War, Orochimaru experimented on the second Kyuubi Jinchuriki. The result was the perfect soldier-no...the perfect Hero. Tsume/Naruto INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Captain America & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,334 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Restored Legacy by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
As Harry is set to begin his fifth year, events are moving that changes his life forever. Secrets are revealed as the Ministry moves just a bit more efficiently in trying to silence Harry. Add in a Family Restoration Act, and Harry is in for a ride Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,801 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W., Parvati P., Susan B. - Complete
Butterfly by Little Miss Mionie reviews
What if Parvati didn't want to go dancing with that boy from Beauxbatons, and dragged Harry onto the dance floor instead? A simple action leads them both into a much darker destiny filled with romance, danger and prophetic visions. AU, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,929 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.