Greetings, earthlings. Who am I, you may ask? Well, I'm a female of my species and I currently reside in the frigid region of North America most of you call Canada. I do enjoy this country's local cuisine, such as this wonderful tree sap they call maple syrup and their favourite pastime, a game played on ice with sticks that typically results in losing teeth. What does that have to do with this internet site, you may inquire? Well, that's not really any of your business, is it? I will do as I please and you shall endure it. I do not write bad fanfiction about anything in particular. Let us embark on a literary journey that will most certainly end in the death of something! (most likely my brain cells...) |