El Greeno
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Joined 09-18-09, id: 2087806, Profile Updated: 07-29-12
Author has written 1 story for Team Fortress 2.

Hello everyone! I'm El Greeno; a novice writer with a tendency to procrastinate when she really shouldn't. I love my red hair and if you couldn't tell yes I am ginger, so you can understand why in every single fanfiction I write there will be a red head, perhaps multiple red heads! It's a habit of mine... As for personality I'm an easygoing girl who can take her share of criticism, I'm always striving to get better and appreciate help when it's given. I love getting reviews, they make me so happy, so don't be afraid to give them!

So yes, I hope you enjoy my writing! If I get round to any... :)

The Story of a Mask- My first fanfiction. I started writing it for about a year before I realized it wasn't how I wanted the BLU Spy and RED Scout's relationship to develop. For me, I wanted to have a steady development. So I scraped the whole thing and am now in the process of writing a new version of it. A version where you feel for the characters and understand their motives. I'm abit of a slow writer so forgive me if it appears as though I've given up on it.

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Onions by raiseyourpinky reviews
Dean is the pizza man who stumbles upon Castiel Novak, who is a much better copy of Dr. Sexy
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,639 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
After Hell, Heaven's Touch by DC Derringer reviews
When Dean returns from Hell, he is plagued with nightmares and hellish desires. Castiel endeavors to retrain those desires into something more acceptable.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wait by TopKat reviews
"Thirty years, in the life of an angel, is nothing. It registers not even as a bump - in the scheme of things, it doesn't even really register. Thirty years, sixty, the lifetime of a man, passes for an angel like a second, and is easily wasted.", Destiel, set in the near-ish future, Castiel's POV.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Worker Bee by lookingatthepieces reviews
An alternate universe where Dean and Castiel are just two normal people. Well, as normal as a mental health patient and the brother of a mental health patient can be. A tragic event has caused Sam to be sent to a mental health hospital where he makes friends with an odd ball named Castiel. What the three don't know is their fates are more intertwined then they might think.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,845 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
No Sound For You by Jooh reviews
When John sends his sons to an all-boys Catholic school, Dean thinks his life is basically over. It's his senior year, and Dean's never wanted anything for himself, resigned to a life following his workaholic father's footsteps. And then he meets Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,847 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Big Bad World One by namichan89 reviews
Office AU, where Dean is a janitor and Sam is a lawyer, working for the same company. And they meet cutie. Both. Destiel & Sabriel, rated M now!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,189 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Holiday by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Radar Love by 9091 reviews
Long-distance relationships suck. Secret long-distance relationships suck more.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
You Give Me Butterflies by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Token gives Clyde butterflies, but only in the manliest way possible. Will Clyde ever tell Token how he feels? Maybe with a little help from Craig. Of course Craig could use a little help himself. ClydexToken, CraigxTweek. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Clyde D., Token B.] [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Of Insanity and Ice Cream by Kyla45 reviews
Shaun is there for Desmond, even if he'd never planned to be. Oneshot. DesShaun with sprinkles of LeoEz & AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,057 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Reminiscent by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Fenris is haunted by his past and the relationship he left broken. When he sees Anders moving in on his quarry, will Fenris rethink his ways? Fenris/Male Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 276 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
No One Knows by brilliantmemories reviews
The only thing happened less than teaching - was learning. teacher!Shaun/student!Desmond, and other major, sometimes crack... pairings. A high school AU story with the characters of AC having fun in their teenage years. *Intense slash* READ AND REVIEW!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,103 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010
Dental Quackery by damn expensive eggs reviews
Wow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Watching by Sammiantha-x reviews
It's prom night and Kenny, like always, is content to be watching. Contains Stan/ Kyle, Craig/ Tweek and Kenny/ Butters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Primary Care by M. Monster reviews
Shaun is not Desmond's primary care for aches, pains, or broken bones. Lucy disagrees, apparently. SNARK, DENIAL, MASTURBATION, LANGUAGE, SEX, ETC. Desmond/Shaun edited
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
I'm Special Too, Damn It by tiromoo reviews
Shaun wished Malik would stop telling him how to woo Desmond. From the kink meme. Malik x Altair, Shaun x Desmond. M for some suggestive content and copious amounts of cursing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Shaun H., Malik - Complete
Denominator by brightened reviews
Stan and Kyle, growing up.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Twinky Fun by NightingaleLost reviews
Just a random thing I did for laughs. Think Kenny, Craig, Tweek, and the idea of porn. You know you're interested. XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Through the Ages by Kyla45 reviews
It was hard for Desmond not to notice certain things in the Animus. Oneshot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The Request by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Yellow Blankets by YamiTami reviews
Written in response to a kink meme that was floating around. Someone suggested voyeurism so here we are. //VERY M, SniperSpy with Scout watching, written in Scout's voice so accent and swearing galore//
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
The Story of a Mask reviews
The RED Scout unmasks the BLU Spy. Simple, or so the Scout thought. Little did he know he was about to uncover something much bigger— that the BLU team might not be the real enemy in this battle. RED Scout x BLU Spy. Other pairings as well.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,062 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Scout, Spy