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Joined 08-26-06, id: 1122603
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Trek: 2009.

"God just gives us long enough lives to punish ourselves."
-The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver

poor dan is in a droop - poord a ni si nad roop

"I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;
Will you rest upon my little bed?" said the Spider to the Fly.

"Oh no, no," said the little fly, "for I've often heard it said,
They never, never wake again who sleep upon your bed!"

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,605 - Follows: 12,223 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 6,695 - Follows: 7,131 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Apprentice by Elvenlaughter reviews
James and Lily Potter struggle to protect their family in 1981, while twenty years in the future, their only son fights to end the war that has come close to consuming his life. AU, DH disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,926 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Lives! by teachersnape64 reviews
Sequel to Harry's Last Hope. Sirius comes back through the veil, putting Harry into serious danger. Can Snape save his newly adopted son? Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Quidditch.Almost a Severitus COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 253,027 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coming to Know by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Sequel to Coming to Care! Not going to make much sense if you haven't read the first one. Severus made a promise to Harry, how will he fulfill it? Mild swearing, child abuse by the Dursleys. 3rd and final installment is up and in-progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bishop College by Shakespeares Whore reviews
AU SLASH: Harry gets accepted to a prestigious music college. Draco is his RA and a junior. and yeah. i really like this. rated M for later content, oh and it will be Dom!Draco, and Sub!Harry, if you care.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,863 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Returning by Willow Ann Rover reviews
As Harry goes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year, can he, along with his new and very familiar Defense teachers, overcome his internal battles to help turn the tides of the real ones starting outside? eventual HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,855 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Torn Apart World by Shoonasasi reviews
A summer trapped with Snape seemed the ultimate torture, but when Harry begins to trust his enemy, a terrible betrayal sends him spiraling into desperation. Will he have the strength to survive? AU/not canon. Mentions abuse. Takes place after 2nd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,026 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 8,165 - Follows: 8,161 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Can't Fight the Stars by LMG reviews
Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. But damn, even he hadn't expected this. Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,288 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 7,118 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Fool by LMG reviews
Harry left Draco. For seven months Draco was alone with only a bottle to console him. Now, with Harry in St. Mungo’s, Draco has a chance to find out what went wrong. ---ON HIATUS SEE AUTHORS NOTES, PLEASE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
A New Life in San Francisco by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Slash Harry/Chris. Harry tries to make a normal life in San Francisco after escaping from Azkaban after being framed for murder except he can't escape magic, no matter what form it is in. Great involvement in the Charmed Ones' family.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,908 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Chris H., Harry P. - Complete
What's in a Name by Nikani reviews
Thirteen year old Harry Potter has heard his name said in many different ways in his young life. This story touches on just some of them. No slash. AU, so folks may be OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,784 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
My Hero by XxRoGuExHeArTxX reviews
HD Slash. When Harry is brutally beaten & raped by a mystery assailant, a very unexpected hero comes to the rescue in the form of Draco Malfoy. Nothing at Hogwarts is as it seems though, and Harry & Draco soon realize all they can depend on is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Rival From The Future by Sky's Teardrops reviews
It looks like James has found another rival with Lily. The strange thing is, he looks exactly like him, and his name is... Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,379 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Gentleman's Gentleman by Elpin reviews
The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Painful Guardianship by dinasamirs reviews
Summary:AU Finally Snape and Harry get to the “bottom” of things. A Snape adopts Harry Fic. The story starts by the end of POA and takes over from there. Contains spoilers to GOF and Ootp. The story involves spanking of childrenteens. If you are not c
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,356 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 4,265 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
New World by ShadowRain313 reviews
LOTR/HP CROSSOVER: The summer before 7th year, harry makes a wish after another beating from his uncle just seconds before he turns 17 and his magic takes him to a new world and makes a few changes to him as well. Ignores HBP. Elfling!Harry. Maybe LG/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Harry P.
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mage and The Potions Master by shedoc reviews
Harry's summer does not start well. Then things get even worse. When you find yourself reliant on your best friend for the littelest of things, thank god he's a Weasley! AU from fifth book rating only for some chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 88,866 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Chameleon I: Emeralds and Green Light by Alexannah reviews
-ON HIATUS-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,058 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
Boy With A Pearl Cufflink by Raisinous Fiendling reviews
CHAPTER 21 up! PREHBP. When Harry turned 11, he was convinced that the Hogwarts letters came from evil people, so he wished himself unfindable. Now, he's 16, Snape finds him, and Harry's in for a BIG surprise. HPSS. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Incandescence by Amaya Natsuya reviews
Sequel to Pyrotechnics! Contains SLASH! Over the course of Harry's fourth year, he discovers just how powerful the bond between he and Phyrrus is, and tries to survive the triwizard tournament. Being the boy who lived just makes it all more difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,700 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Family Means More Than Blood by WingsOfADream reviews
A prophecy made in 1975 drastically changes the life of the boy who should have been known as Harry Potter. DMHP main couple, onesided LVHP also includes adoptivefather!Snape :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 422,104 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Double Looks by charming2drew reviews
HPDM. Alternate Universe. Harry is not the boy who lived, just a regular quiet abused kid with no friends. Until people suddenly want to know who he is as well as a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,160 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For The Dead Travel Fast by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry is helped by the most unlikely person possible, Severus Snape. And along the way, meets a force that even Voldemort can fear. But will Harry survive the ordeal? Does Contain HBP Spoilers Coop: Emma Lipardi & Keres Weiland
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,179 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Marked by Rosie5 reviews
COMPLETED: Post HBP, Marked with a dark destiny he must now fulfil, Harry must put aside his hatred for Snape, his love for Ginny and leave his childhood behind if he is to put an end to Voldemort once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,057 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
State of Mind I: Finding by Alexannah reviews
There are three known shadow demons in existence, from the centres of the three legendary Fire Rubies. Two are accounted for, but the third is still at large ... and in 1852 found its way into the innocent hands of an eight-year-old Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Albus D., Harry P.
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
The Results of Our Choices by Silver Angel 7 reviews
ABANDONED AU. Neglect can do many things to a person. And when Lily and James neglected to silence their youngest son's screams, the result was apocalyptic. Eventual dark!sadistic!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,267 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P.
My Soul's Dearest Wish by shedoc reviews
Harry unexpectedly gains a set of parents at the tender age of 16 and you can figure out the rest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,074 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 149 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Slytherin Aid by shadowsylvia reviews
Four years after the Final Battle, Snape finds out that he has a son. Liam, a young man with scars from the Final Battle, finds out that his biological father is alive. How will Liam cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,102 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
I'm Already Gone by redfox13 reviews
Harry is the little brother of James Potter, a Gryffindor through and through. Things start to go wrong when he’s sorted into Slytherin. To make matters worse, he’s starting to fall for Snape... Challenge by Reddwarfer, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,964 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Hogwarts War by Robbly reviews
The war has changed Hogwarts. And when you're the only one who thinks it's wrong, what is there left to do except change it. Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Cold as Ash by GreenGecko reviews
Harry is having a bad summer after his fifth year. Hot days, a long walk, and some unexpected revelations. One-shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been? by fyre reviews
No one will ever accuse Severus Snape of being a Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/26/2003
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Names reviews
Jim's not so unused to being called names. A 5 & 1 story - the five times Jim minded, and the one time he really didn't. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Photograph reviews
All the First Year students have been told that a certain Potions Master is a Vampire but only three students are willing to venture into Severus Snape's private chambers. In response to the On a Halloween Night Challenge by Missy Eye
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Plummet reviews
NonMagic. Harry is preparing for pole vaulting in olympics, and is trying to reassure himself that nothing can change. Except, Snape might be the only one that can tell Harry what is. Gruff!Snape, Mentor!McGonogall, PoleVaulting!Harry Trio!friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.