'procrastination is the natural assassin of opportunity' gee... well, now i know. to prove to all and sundry that i am not some spam producing program (though the email verification did that quite effectively): i am a relatively human resident of earth, just like all you other wee mortals. but my plans for planet-wide conquest have been put on hold due to the insistance of a particularly annoying goverment exam. that about covers it. oh, and my sanity was verified. by a reputable psychologist. albeit only after i threatened to eat her. but that's another story. and if you've made it this far, it should be quite obvious (unless you are blind, blur and incurably illiterate. pardon me, but i never claimed to be politically correct.) that i recieved a passable english education. even if my spelling sucks. okay? and i never claimed to be nice, either. if you found this offensive in any way, well, sorry 'bout that. i can only be civil to a person a day, it just isn't yours. |