![]() Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, and Inuyasha. HI, my names Jada, And i'm 15 years old and I love to write fanfiction! 92 percent of teenage girls would die if Fang said it was 'uncool' to breath. If you are like me the 8 percent who wouldn't give a damn and push fang back down in your basement where he belongs and reasurect the 92 percent of teenage girls and make them into your zombie empire and take over canada and rename it canadia and become the queen of it and having a hot king named fang even though he wouldn't have any real power he's there just standing by your side and making you look good. A friend will bail you out of jail, But a good friend will stand by you and say "DAmn we screwed up" A friend will help you move, But a best friend will help you move a body. Man: Where have you been all my life? If you hate Edward Cullen and love Jacob Black, please paste this onto your profile. If you tried being normal once but found it boring after 2 minutes, Please copy this to your profile. If you think teenagers should take over the world, Please copy this to your profile. If you're one of those people who don't know why vegetarians should give up bacon, please copy with to your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later copy and paste to your profile. If you think that that god-forsaken idiot Trix rabbit should just go and buy his OWN Trix instead of stalking little kids like a pedophile post this on your profile. If you want to help me kill Bella copy and paste this to your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile. Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs. :) Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. 98 of teenagers do drugs have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels. 95 percent of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends. 95 percent of the teenage population would go into panic if Miley Cyrus was standing off a ledge of a 10 story building. Put this on your profile if you would be the 5 percent standing there with a megaphone screaming Jump You Dumb Bitch Jump! Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that asshole upside the head. It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. Bob: I think that was you! Joe: What was? Bob:-farts and makes face- Bob: That! The end Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, If well aimed. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" I used super powers until my psychiatrist took them away I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it! In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete poo...Wait what? HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you? ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO. Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point. Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that. DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it. One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof?? One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it going to do kill me? Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that! Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. Sometimes I wonder "why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends? Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain People like you are why people like me need medication! a black man walks into A bar, a white man walks in and says Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. |
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