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Joined 08-18-06, id: 1117458
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Finally, I have discovered how to edit a profile-- yuppers, I'm stupid.

Some fast facts, because I type painfully slow, which is why I partially failed technology class. (Sweetheart, you're quite talented with Photoshop, but I'm afraid I'll have to fail you because you type like 10 words per hour).

My age- no gray hair yet, but some freakish white hair?!

Location- New York City Subway. Where there are mutant rats and it serves as a giant trash can.

Gender- No, I'm a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE! Even though I backed my claim for throwing bread into the subway tracks by claiming that I was feeding my brothers, Leonardo, Raphael, Michaelangelo and Donatello. I'm Machiavelli XD.

Nationality- Turtle.

Favorite Manga/Anime- Naruto. NANA. Bleach. Fruits Basket. Bleach. Tsubasa.A jillion more- just too lazy too type them up.

Fav Naruto character- Katsuya, Tsunade's snail summon, and PAKKUN!

Pairings that I ship

SasXSas۞ NaruXHina ۞ ItachiXHimself (Or the Mirror... I always thought he was a bit self absorbed...) ۞ TemaXShika (Temari is way cool, hands down. And besides. This is the only one that is more than 50 sure going to happen, compared with SasXSaku's 10) ۞ SasXHouseplant (Sasuke loves Yugiro, the banana plant!) ۞ If only they weren't first cousins... NejiXHinata

The newest one of all.. I don't see why any of you hate Karin. She totally belongs with Suigetsu! Suika means watermelon in Japanese, soo... Watermelon love!

I like big sticks. Err, sports with big stix. Field Hockey and Lacrosse fanatic yours truly, even though those are the world's most preppiest sports.

Oooh and my story Shuriken is Not a Weapon has been deleted since I thought is was awfulness and I'll repost it after I edit it.

I like stickers.

And Cheese.

And there is not a decent, realistic, well written fic in the Gossip Girl section. Yes, I went through all of them. All 4 pages, 96 fics.

I write long ass reviews. That aren't sucking-up-for-another-chapter. Yes, I constructively criticize. They are not flames for the last time. Although a lot of stuff posted on this site is not the greatest, and I should really be on live journal. So I would lubLUBlub it if you would respond. Thankee.

I also don't write fangirl fanfiction, thank you very much.

I call people dears, and dearests. You are warned.

Yes, I love you too.

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The Mysteries of Life: Ninja style! by EcoliandDahChihuahua reviews
The Naruto Cast have a few mysteries of life on their hands, and they consult the person they know will answer truthfully. COMPLETE, questions are no longer accepted.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Save Us by pussyslayer420 reviews
Itachi and Sasuke live in a broken home with two abusive parents. Who are they to tell? Who will help them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,768 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Not so Troublesome Woman by Midnight Memories reviews
Their relationship was forbidden, but they couldn't bring themselves to end it after all they've gone through. It took them time and patience to start, so they wouldn't put a stop just because others didn't want them together. ShikaTema -!NowWithSequel!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,442 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Free by Andrometamorphose reviews
Sakura is lost, Naruto is at home, and Sasuke is in limbo. narusasusaku, team 7 centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Moon by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
COMPLETE: Vampires have needs. Too bad for Sakura that she's one of those needs. And vampires don't give up easily...:SasukeXSakura:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,259 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Converse by MissGoalie75 reviews
Kaoru is a punk and Kenshin is a preppy jock: not alike at first glance. So when they both end up working the same shifts at the Akabeko, Kaoru is less than enthusiastic. The only thing they manage to have in common is the Converse they wear everyday...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Watermelon Love! by Roxius reviews
Karin can't sleep so she shares a bed with Suigetsu, which results in an interesting sleepover for the both of them. SuiKa. Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
It's Called Icha Icha by Iia reviews
AU Slight OOC Uchiha Sasuke: rich, handsome, and... heir to an unwanted porn mag empire? See how he deals with flirty models, a rival mag, business in general, and his nerdy pinkhaired PA. SasuSaku Side Pairing: NaruHina DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fighters Story by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
COMPLETE: A fighter and a doctor. When two different worlds collide, an instant bond is formed. He didn't mean to fall in love and she couldn't help it...:SakuraXSasuke:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,343 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lust by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
Haruno Sakura goes to an All Girl Private school. Even, living the upbeat, glamorous and accelerated, life of the rich, in Upper East New York, Sakura still isn’t satisfied. She thirsts for something more. Along, comes the new sexy English teacher...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,175 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Toys by Kiki2009 reviews
Shikamaru finds that the three sand siblings have an interesting obsession in common.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Famous Quotes Never Said by LadyOfSage reviews
Lines you will NEVER hear Naruto Characters EVER say. many chapters ready. My friends tell me its hilarious :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007
The Drunken LeafSoundSand Party! by HanaBri reviews
Tsunade brought out sake, and as a result, the Sound and Sand Villages have come for a mad party! But it turns into a singing contest over love! OH NO! Couples:SasuSaku, NaruHina, InoShikaTema, NejiTen, KakaAnko, JiraTsu, AsuKure, and KabuShi! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loight by asukann reviews
[title has got nothing to do with story] Sasuke's return but he's not a traitor. And with his return, so does a whole load of...? i can't make up my mind! Bleargh. Please read! My first ficcie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,381 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U.
Camp Konoha by theonewhofalls reviews
sakura haruno. the girl everbody tease cause of her huge forehead. well...now she's off to camp konoha. hopefully she'll find some confidence, friends, and possibly love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cleared by Andrometamorphose reviews
What happens when Itachi gets amnesia and is brought to Konoha? Apparently, some rabid squirrels, halfbaked plans, and the most twisted matchmaking skills ever. sasusaku. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,402 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Perfect Machine by Pinboo reviews
Sasusaku. Slight lemon. Angst One Shot.She'd do anything to him. She was his doll, his machine, and topmost... she was his everything...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherries on Top by Pinboo reviews
While making cake for Naruto's birthday, Sai and Sakura didn't only share a night of insults. Warning: beware of the rating... Saisaku lemon. ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Ink Me by Krickitat reviews
An Exploration of Body modification and the passion of art in some of its rarest forms, What is the ultimate expression of a painter? Sakura just might find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,069 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Ivy Aithne reviews
Four year old Uchiha Sasuke complains about life. A parody of Judith Viorst's children's book.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
20 Truths About Sakura by Lady Silvamord reviews
Love, hair, and anger issues: 20 truths about Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Redemption for Uchiha by grandlarseny reviews
Without you I was Uchiha. Never Sasuke." Sasuke's return home requires him to deal with the consequences of his betrayal. one-shot, sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
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Dazzle reviews
[SasuSaku, AU] She, is the the ambitious young model running away from a past where she is to live forever in her older sister's shadow. He is the lost young man, who brings backs a relic from her past but has his own tragic history yet to be discovered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Flu shot reviews
Vampdrabble. When you try prevent an empidemic you might just be starting a new one. Onesided sasuxsaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cut Grass reviews
A poem. Sakura trying to forget about Sasuke and his leaving of Konoha. A poem because I don't have time to write anything substansial, nor can I spell. Reviews appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete