RACISM A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE TO HELP STOP RACISM Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. "Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that." "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did." "It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with." "I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?" Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." "Education is important, school however, is another matter." "Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick." "Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable." "Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't." "I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either." "1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you." "Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls." "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped." "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over." "You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary." "Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door." "I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it." "I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." "I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on." If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. -if you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile -if you cant wait for the fifth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile -if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile -if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this -if vampires are real, post it -if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up! -If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile. -If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile. 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. YOUR GUY SIDE: It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. YOUR GIRL SIDE: |
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