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RACISM

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE TO HELP STOP RACISM

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

-if you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

-if you cant wait for the fifth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile

-if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile

-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.

-If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile.

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead,)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle.)

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed
an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sometime

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.

You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume

You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 19

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 290,441 - Reviews: 4280 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 10/10/2018 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Before The Fawn - First Draft by andelyn kinsey reviews
Before Harry, before Godric's Hollow, before the Dark Lord was defied three times... Lily Evans and James Potter discovered that neither of them were what the other had expected, and embarked on a relationship that would change the world as they knew it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 509,166 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 6/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Month of Sundays by marziipan reviews
How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,500 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 7/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Trading Places by Bondopoulos and KMD0107 reviews
What if Veronica was an Echolls and Logan was a Mars? AU where Veronica, daughter of movie stars Lynn and Aaron Echolls, moves to Neptune December of her Junior year to escape her father and meets the cute sheriff's son. Logan Mars falls for the new girl and gets a lot more than he bargained for. Mac, Wallace, Lilly and more!
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 167,054 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4746 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
New Year by scared of clouds reviews
Lily Evans is planning on seeing the New Year in alone, then just getting through the rest of the year with as few problems as possible. Unfortunately for Lily Evans, very little in her life is that simple. Still, what difference can a year make? 1977 through the eyes of L & J. Cover art by Viria. All Harry Potter characters, places etc are the property of JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,476 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Rise and Fall of the Stag and the Doe by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
Moments. They make or break relationships. Lily didn't just happen to fall in love with James. It wasn't an accident, but a long drawn out process that grew out of the relationships of the people around them. And when it came down to it, even Lily and James couldn't fight fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 379,212 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M., Dorcas M., Marauders - Complete
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Buried Treasure and Transmogrify by Rienna Hawkes reviews
Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story that was over on Checkmated, but I completed it here. Prequel to Heroes for Ghosts. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 169,505 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Severus S. - Complete
Love and Other Tragedies by Fancyeyes reviews
"We don't deserve her," the Head Boy answered thoughtfully. "None of us do. Not even me. Not because she's perfect. She's not. Sometimes I think she's even more disastrously flawed than the rest of us combined. And not because she's beautiful, even though she is. Certainly not for being lovely because she never was.We don't deserve her because she's so much more than we'll ever be"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 229,880 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11621 - Favs: 11,061 - Follows: 9,491 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Turning Tables by scared of clouds reviews
Lily Evans' and James Potter's relationship has always been a complicated story; it's just about to get a lot more complicated. And so is everything else. They might not know each other well, but they're about to know each other a lot better. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 205,589 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Volunteer by MoonOfPluto reviews
"I volunteer," I shout as soon as his name is called. Gale volunteers for Peeta in the Hunger Games so that he can protect Katniss. Will the star-crossed lovers and rebellion still exist?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,664 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Lead on to Fortune by cgner reviews
Neither Prince James nor barmaid Lily had any interest in running the Kingdom of Gryffindor. This is the story of how they changed their minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,057 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 4,918 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
family is everything by asdawnbreaks reviews
What if Peeta had won the 73rd Hunger Games without Katniss? What if she continued her relationship with Gale? Would the rebellion still have happened? Would their love endure? Katniss and Gale put family over everything as they try to change the structure of Panem during the 74th Annual Hunger Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,331 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
All Right, Evans? by CokeBottleK reviews
Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,798 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The White Album by cgner reviews
James poses as an advice charm in Lily's diary. He's really got to start thinking through his shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,083 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/19/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
A Moment Can Change Everything by nonchalant confession reviews
What if Gale had volunteered for Peeta in the 74th Hunger Games? How would things be different? Would Gale and Katniss both make it out of the arena alive? Katniss/Gale/Peeta
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,523 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
sacrifices by asdawnbreaks reviews
Gale, Katniss, and Peeta are thrown another loop with the announcing of the Quarter Quell. Victors will be reaped, and they must choose someone else to go in with them. Katniss and Gale team up, learning what they would sacrifice to bring the other home.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,641 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
a perfect sonnet by xoVanilla-Bean reviews
Five years after the end of the war, Gale encounters Katniss for the first time since he's left. Reconciling with the past turns out to be just as hard, if not harder, than he imagined. — eventual GaleKatniss
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,902 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Born Of Fire by Pinklove21 reviews
Sequel to my story Any Means Necessary! Gale's a Victor. Katniss is a Victor. No more worries right? Wrong-their problems are far from over...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,335 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
A Spark in the Darkness by random.chick.heart reviews
Our lips meet somewhere in the middle in a passionate kiss, and our message is as clear as that of the crowd when they raised their hands in the traditional salute: We will not be broken. AU version of the 74th Hunger Games. GalexKatniss. Lemons inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,288 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Of Raindrops, Flowers, & Wishing Wells by PottedLilies reviews
Lily and James. This is the story of how the famous couple came to be, and how they and their friends found hope, camaraderie, and love as the first shots of war rang in their ears and tore their world apart. Full Summary Inside. REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,707 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
All Over Again by Lili Evans dotcom reviews
Since the fateful night in sixth year, Lily and James had made no secret of their mutual loathing. But when their new positions as Heads forces them into unwilling cooperation, old wounds reopen and new truths are brought to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 338,385 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Bewitchment of James Potter by Luna-Elentari reviews
Year 7 was the best of James' life - Head Boy, Quidditch Captain, and finally, the girlfriend of his dreams - until Lily leaves, turning down his marriage proposal. Three years later, opportunity knocks again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,552 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Resolution by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,625 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hostage by Molly Raesly reviews
His breath was coming out in forced pants every second. His entire body was shaking and covered in a sheen of sweat. His teeth were chattering in his mouth as his fingertips rattled uncontrollably at his side. James had never been tortured before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - James P. - Complete
Of Raindrops, Flowers, and Wishing Wells by PottedLilies reviews
Before Harry ever boarded the train, there was another story. One of magic and monster and most of all, love. One of boys becoming men and friendship stronger, even, than death. Lily/James, RL/OC, AL/FL, SB/? 5th year on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 238,142 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Dorm Room by Rabiscar reviews
UPDATED. Through a series of vignettes describing experiences that are all tied to the dormitories, this JP/LE outlines the little events that brought James and Lily together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nothing On Earth by greenconverses reviews
By society's standards, they could never be together - Lily was wealthy and already engaged. James was London street trash. When they meet on board the RMS Titanic, the connection is instant and soon, nothing can keep them apart...except maybe an iceberg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,422 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4717 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete