TheBaffledBeef
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Joined 06-03-16, id: 7918390, Profile Updated: 12-13-17

I'm an average person that does scarcely anything aside from playing video games, watching movies,TV shows and anime ( and of course, reading fics that consume my very soul, tears, mind, time, productivity and my usefulness to society ). So, basically, I probably won't be doing anything ''relatively meaningful'' with my life any time soon. Hope you're proud of me ma' ! I know I am.

More about me while we're at it :

Favorite games : Fallout New Vegas, Wolfenstein, The Evil within, Tomb raider (mostly classics), Vampire the masquerade: Bloodlines, Hitman, Mass effect 2, Saints row (3,4), The elder scrolls, Fable, Silent hill ( 2,3,4) , Alice Madness Returns

Favorite anime : Corpse party, Another , Dead man wonderland , Watamote, Psycho-Pass, Kakegurui, Recovery of an MMO junkie

Favorite movies : mostly any horror classic, Marvel movies, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, DreamWorks and Disney animated flics and so on...

~ I'm a sucker for crack pairings ~

~ I have a tendency to absolutely love villains who are completely fucked up beyond comprehension~

~ I have no life because I obsess over A LOT of fictional characters and ships ~

~ Sometimes I draw~

~ I'm pretty old fashioned since I'm keen on almost anything that's vintage namely music and fashion~

~ I don't even know what the hell I'm doing from time to time~


P.S. I also waste my life watching meme videos even though their atomic dankness will supposedly never fill the void created by normies that walk among us while casting a dark mist which can only be perceived by them as they ever so slowly consume our remaining vitality and plot our spirit's demise...or maybe that's just me

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Heaven's On Fire by MartengaPop reviews
Union was collapsing and Kenna was Mobius' last hope after Sebastian Castellanos had went missing on the job of finding his own daughter. As she was tasked to find the Castellanos, little did she know that the devil lurked inside the place in a form of a man with the camera— and that she would fall into his arms. This fic is an AU. Cover Image by the amazing TheBaffledBeef
Evil Within - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,792 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [OC, Stefano V.] Sebastian C., Kidman J.
Survivor by RedVoid reviews
She didn't remember who she was or how she ended up there. Only one objective drove her actions: survival. Then a man came, with a camera in one hand and a knife in the other. He smiled at her and she could feel he was not trustworthy, that his intentions for her were anything but pure. His name was Stefano Valentini and once upon a time she fell in love with him. StefanoxWoman
Evil Within - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Sebastian C., Theodore W., Lily C., Stefano V.
Roads Traveled by RedVoid reviews
Sofia had helped create STEM. At first because she believed the machine would revolutionize science, then because she saw in it a chance to cure her patients. Finally, it was because she saw herself without choice. Now she'll have the chance to experience STEM first-hand as she fights to save Leslie and hopefully herself from the man she once loved. (image by leon9606 from tumblr)
Evil Within - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,546 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - [Ruvik, OC] Sebastian C., Leslie W. - Complete
Familiar faces by Delsch89 reviews
The Courier goes to the Tops to enjoy some music. Little does she know that Tommy has a new entertainer, someone she had never expected to see again. Spoilers. Rated M due to some strong language in later chapters. [Finished, check profile]
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,531 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Courier, Dean D., Raul T. - Complete
Muting Silent Hill by Kyn reviews
When Valtiel shows up on Heather's ceiling eight years later, her mental state actually improves. Which is hard to explain to the other survivors. But when the cult comes calling for her, Heather will need to find the strength to commandeer a much less friendly Executioner if she's to burn the town and save what remains of her family.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 334,861 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Heather M., Alex S., Pyramid Head] Valtiel
Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,756 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
Ghostly Whispers by Florentine Dreams reviews
Sophie Burke is going to Beacon Mental Hospital to receive treatment for a rather unique problem, she can speak with the dead. Soon after arrival, she encounters the dark figure Ruvik and is drawn into his chaotic world. As Sophie struggles to survive and secrets are revealed, Ruvik begins to wonder if perhaps Sophie would make a better ally than foe. (RuvikxOC)
Evil Within - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,812 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Ruvik, Sebastian C., OC, Marcelo J. - Complete
Among Souls by Ajestice reviews
Ana was lost - in more ways than one - when Jason Voorhees found her. So he captured her. He had no choice, really. He never once imagined that she might capture him right back. It was her voice that got him first. Enthralling. Bewitching. And then it was her smile. And her laughter. And her touch. And then, finally, her love.
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 94,110 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jason V. - Complete
House of the Dead by Sophdeloaf reviews
Nella moves into The Murder House, intending on turning it into a funeral home. The ghosts of the house take a shining to her...some more than others. Tate/OC
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,147 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Tate L., OC] Constance L. - Complete
The Wrath of God Remains by Xaydin reviews
What seemed like a simple caravan trip into Utah turned into so much more for Penelope, the famed Courier Six of the independent New Vegas. In Zion, she discovers the secrets that wind through the canyons - and the Burned Man, who's nursing more than just physical wounds. Following the Honest Hearts storyline, set after the main quest. F!Courier & Joshua Graham.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,890 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Courier, Joshua Graham - Complete
Pulvis Et Umbra Sumus by J. Valentine0 reviews
"You will hand her over…or I tip off that idiot cop that's snooping around. After she crucifies you…" He took one step toward Marcelo, voice low and dangerous. "I will make you feast on that graying matter mess you know as your brother's brain." (A/U)
Evil Within - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,543 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Ruvik, Kidman J.] [Sebastian C., Joseph O.]
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16144 - Favs: 27,007 - Follows: 15,381 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of Blood by midnight341 reviews
A young woman is forced into the world of vampires due to unique circumstances concerning her blood. How will she handle her new life in the servitude to a man she loves to hate? And how will LA's Prince handle a woman who is more suited to be in the company of anarchs than that of the influential Ventrue? OCxLacroix, before Bloodlines.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,632 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Prince S. LaCroix
Haven by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
First AVP fic.When Lex joined the Expedition to Antarctica, she never imagined the turns her life would take. From the pyramids of an isolated island at the top of the world to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, this is a story about life and the unexpected places it takes you, but in the end, you know you can always find your home. Complete LexScar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 88,758 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Fatal Fascination by Jaldabaoth666 reviews
Consumed by a psychotic mind & driven by Instinct, Pyramid Head knows nothing but suffering. But when a young girl escapes the church & crosses paths with the demon, he must fight for his sanity and what he has come to love more than the taste of blood...
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,885 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007
When an enemy becomes a friend by IluthraDanar reviews
I didn't like Scar dying so in my story, he doesn't. Lex hitches a ride on his ship. A friendship is born. This may go on for a few chapters, not sure how long it will be. Reviews accepted graciously.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,456 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Check Mate by Ajestice reviews
It took him years to perfect the illusion. And all it took was one clever, slightly unstable psychologist to ruin everything, to see beyond the mask and recognize him for what he really was. Emory Brighton knew she was signing her death warrant when she agreed to meet Michael, because Emory knew the truth... that Michael wasn't mentally unstable. He was just very, very smart.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,302 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete