![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. My name is Rebeca. I'm nine years old. I'm lying! ;D There are a bunch lot of stories in fanfiction(dot)net, thus I came with a solution to quickly go over titles and summaries to find some of them with the potential of being interesting. What I will definitely ignore: Titles: ": The Revenge", ": The Beginning", ": The God of _". Read, any title with a subtitle that aren't listed as humor or parodies (even then I will think it twice before reading that). "the red tree". Titles with no capitalization at all. They make me think the author was rushing the story so much they didn't bother to click Shift every first letter. "The Story of The Boy Who Only Wanted a Christmas Tree And a Nutcracker for Said Christmas Because His Parents Were Always Away and Didn't Give Him the Time of the Day, But He Loved Them Anyway Because They Were His Parents And He Was That Sweet of a Child" (I'm exaggerating a bit... a lot), quickly followed by a summary that says "title tells everything". Ok, now tell me: why the crap didn't you think of a title of three words and a summary that says exactly the same, minus the capitalization? Couldn't come up with a better title? Come on, two or three dry words put together that sound cool, that calls for more positive attention than that kilometric title. Summaries: As said above, "title tells everything". "Please don't be harsh", I don't know, I wish someone would have been harsh with me when I was a green twelve-year-old writing stupid fanfiction with terrible grammar and spelling. I wasted a lot of time trying to learn, and now you ask people to not criticize you? I take that personal, sue me. "It's my first story", read: #1 excuse of being a bad writer, please, look for a beta-reader. I take that personal, too! :3 Summaries with all capitalized letters. We're not talking about a title, here, dude. "OCs!" Uhm... I'm not fond of OCs that take the entire plot. "_xOC" If I'm not fond of OCs that take the entire plot, I absolutely want to murder OCs that get paired with any already existing character (are you trying to insert yourself and your best buddies in a story were you're paired off with your favorite characters? That's pretty much what you're trying to tell me). "OCxOC". Are your OCs so important you felt the need to put them in your summary? As an after note, I'd like to tell you that no matter how good your story is, if I see any of this things I will completely ignore it. I'm sorry, but reading and writing fanfiction is my hobby, and I'm not willing to waste my time with stories that actually suck. I want to enjoy my time, thank you very much! Suffice to be said, it's not necessary for any of the people reading this to follow through my stupidities. And, well, you'll only be losing ONE reader that may not even review/alert/favorite. There are many fish on the water! Do as you want with your stories, I won't be bothering you. ;D |
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