![]() Author has written 8 stories for Saiyuki, Naruto, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, and Bleach. Welcome! Well, I guess I should talk about myself a bit. I'm a girl. I'm in my mid-twenties, despite what my name suggests. I feel that I aught to warn you, I prefer writing long fics, and I hate OC's. However, although I do manage to write long fics mostly I also enjoy writing the occasionally writing oneshots and can't seem to keep my own character out of the stories - I swear I'm not really a masochist, but that's how it seems to work out most days. I also realize that I tend to write a declarative statement about myself, and the next thing I know I'm turning myself into a hypocrite or a liar. *shrugs* I obey Murphey's Law, what can I say? Another thing: typically I don't write author's notes, so standard disclaimers apply (you know, that stuff we always skip about not owning the fic and making no money off of it). And, I love getting feedback. Even if it's critical. Without criticism we cannot have improvement. That's what I say. My boyfriend seems to think that my view on criticism makes me more attractive, but, again, it makes me wonder if I'm a closet masochist ;) If you're interested in some of my nonfiction writing you can go to my blog: totallyrandomgoodadvice. com. I have random articles about romance, work, writing stores... random stuff. No spam, I promise! And I don't sell stuff. If I did, I would probably be a lot richer than I am. Anywho, thank you for reading my profile and my writings. And welcome to the twisted entryway into my mind! Quotes: As you can probably see, I like quotes! I don't even remember where I got most of these. Probably off MySpace a long time ago when I still went on bothered with it. "Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid." "I'm not crazy. I'm Anti-sane." "I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks." "And whereas magic was inherently neither good nor evil there were applications of it that - for lack of a better word - stank." Melanie Rawn "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest ass around!" "National Sarcasm Society: like we need your support!" "Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls." "We're all a little weird, and when we find people whose weirdness is compatible with ours... we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call them our best friends." Boy Meets World "Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos: what you do today can burn your ass tomorrow!" "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." "When life gives you lemons, cut them up into tiny pieces and squirt the juice in other peoples eyes. One should never suffer alone!" "Levels of insanity: 1)talks to self 2)argues with self 3)loses argument with self 4)is not longer speaking to self" "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the night sky and wondered, 'where the fuck is my ceiling?'" "Oh My God! Are you okay?! I saw the short bus flip over and I know how you don't like to wear your helmet because it's hard to lick the windows :)" | |||||||
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