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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2687424, Profile Updated: 10-13-12
Author has written 8 stories for Saiyuki, Naruto, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, and Bleach.

Welcome!

Well, I guess I should talk about myself a bit. I'm a girl. I'm in my mid-twenties, despite what my name suggests.

I feel that I aught to warn you, I prefer writing long fics, and I hate OC's. However, although I do manage to write long fics mostly I also enjoy writing the occasionally writing oneshots and can't seem to keep my own character out of the stories - I swear I'm not really a masochist, but that's how it seems to work out most days. I also realize that I tend to write a declarative statement about myself, and the next thing I know I'm turning myself into a hypocrite or a liar. *shrugs* I obey Murphey's Law, what can I say?

Another thing: typically I don't write author's notes, so standard disclaimers apply (you know, that stuff we always skip about not owning the fic and making no money off of it). And, I love getting feedback. Even if it's critical. Without criticism we cannot have improvement. That's what I say. My boyfriend seems to think that my view on criticism makes me more attractive, but, again, it makes me wonder if I'm a closet masochist ;)

If you're interested in some of my nonfiction writing you can go to my blog: totallyrandomgoodadvice. com. I have random articles about romance, work, writing stores... random stuff. No spam, I promise! And I don't sell stuff. If I did, I would probably be a lot richer than I am.

Anywho, thank you for reading my profile and my writings. And welcome to the twisted entryway into my mind!


Quotes: As you can probably see, I like quotes! I don't even remember where I got most of these. Probably off MySpace a long time ago when I still went on bothered with it.

"Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid."

"I'm not crazy. I'm Anti-sane."

"I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks."

"And whereas magic was inherently neither good nor evil there were applications of it that - for lack of a better word - stank." Melanie Rawn

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest ass around!"

"National Sarcasm Society: like we need your support!"

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls."

"We're all a little weird, and when we find people whose weirdness is compatible with ours... we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call them our best friends." Boy Meets World

"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos: what you do today can burn your ass tomorrow!"

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, cut them up into tiny pieces and squirt the juice in other peoples eyes. One should never suffer alone!"

"Levels of insanity: 1)talks to self 2)argues with self 3)loses argument with self 4)is not longer speaking to self"

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the night sky and wondered, 'where the fuck is my ceiling?'"

"Oh My God! Are you okay?! I saw the short bus flip over and I know how you don't like to wear your helmet because it's hard to lick the windows :)"

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Once Upon a Teashop by anaer reviews
In which Jet's a stalker, Sokka's suspicious, and Zuko just wants to make it through the day without murdering anyone. Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon. Zukka, Jetko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,629 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Sokka, Zuko, Jet]
Dōseiaisha by PerfectNezumi reviews
A homophobic Konoha discovers that Kakashi is gay, and turn their backs on him. The only one who will stand by him is Iruka, and as time passes Kakashi begins to feel more than gratitude for the young sensei. But Iruka is straight, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,768 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2011 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
Of Heralds and Demons by lunerwerewolf reviews
It was just another day in the great demon kingdom when two white horses showed up and turned the lives of 2 half-breeds upside down. Heralds/Kyo kara Maou x over. rating will go up in later chapers. Yozak/Conrad full summery inside.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 206,165 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Yozak G., Conrad W.
What Lies beneath by lunerwerewolf reviews
Lord Conrart Victor Weller Has been Keeping one hell of a secret from everyone, How will his friends, family, and every one else react once it's reveled.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,893 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Conrad W., Yozak G.
Cruel Dares and Twisted Truths by destielshipper reviews
AU: It's their mutual hatred for one another that keeps them at odds but when a dare is given to Dean Winchester for Castiel he has to take it. It's all fun and games till hearts are broken and secrets are spilled for everyone to see.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,780 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Curse of the Moon, Secrets of a Teacher by nerdyheart15 reviews
with Mizuki's betrayel things goor spiraling out of control for Iruka Umino. Now his secrets are being found out with out his knowing, will he be able to handle the new presssure, and will people accept him as the loving person he truly is?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Blind to You by Kanemoshi reviews
Kakashi would do anything for his friends, but when it comes to protecting the person he secretly cares for most, will he be able to put not only his life, but his very heart in danger to save a man who is blind to him and his feelings? Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,372 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
A Collar of Pearls by roses-are-a-weed reviews
In 'The Serpent’s Pass' Sokka tried to save Toph before Suki could act, changing everything. What starts with them being separated from the group, ends with them in Ba Sing Se, and for Sokka the world will never be the same. READ THE WARNINGS. Zuko/Sokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,326 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Zuko, Sokka
The Secret's In The Telling by Sejitsu reviews
Sometimes, the Road of Life detours through the produce aisle. Where it goes from there is anyone's guess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Learning Experience by Kahuna Burger reviews
Sokka sees an unexpected side of Zuko - his heroic side. As he learns more about the prince, his feelings change from hate to respect to friendship and beyond. First season Zukka, starts around Bato of The Water Tribe and rapidly diverges.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,512 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [Zuko, Sokka] - Complete
Another option by Kahuna Burger reviews
Sokka is following a warriors' tradition, but Zuko has another option. Third season Zukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,057 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Zuko, Sokka] - Complete
Baby Bending by p-sama7 reviews
Sokka has always had bad luck. He might just be the meat and sarcasm guy but after getting captured, twice, he finds himself becoming the meat, sarcasm, and single father guy. Mpreg. Zuko/Sokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,783 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sokka, Zuko
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In His Eyes reviews
Renji loves Byakuya, but won't say anything. He's also the only one who knows his Captain well enough to read his every emotion. When Byakuya is injured, Renji is the only one who knows what agony his Captain is in. Hopefully, Byakuya will learn to love Renji back.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Brief Encounter reviews
A very brief oneshot of Kakashi asking Iruka out. VERY short, and meant to be silly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Shacking Up reviews
Iruka's apartment is lost, and because of the Chunin exams he is left homeless until Kakashi offers Iruka a place on his couch. Then two strangers lern to live together, and maybe even fall into love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,138 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Coffee Shop reviews
A romantic story between Kakashi and Iruka that takes place at Iruka's coffee shop: the Shinobi Cafe. How they become aware of one another, start dating, and fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
After Rape reviews
Conrart was kidnapped by Big Cimeron and tortured, so Yozak rescued him and brought him back home. Then he had to help Conrart heal from the torture he endured. Warning: rape and torture references, yaoi, and depressing storyline.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Conrad W., Yozak G. - Complete
Headcase reviews
Kakashi became Hokage after the Pein attack. Sasuke was captured and is awaiting his trial. And Iruka has an occasional female visitor who he has never seen, but seems to have taken up a part-time residence in his head. AU, OC, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Brother Bonding reviews
A very brief oneshot about two brothers regaining some brotherly equilibrium after Conrart's return from big Cimeron.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Conrad W., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Visitors
She found herself in a world of demons and humans. Then, when she got to know a certain group of unlikely heroes, she brought them back to her place - her world.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,773 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete