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His and Her Bruises by lezonne reviews
"I congratulate your ability to leave a mark on me, Granger. Although I must make a point of it that my bruises on you are far larger than yours on me. When competing, you should always aim to win, yes?" Fractured timeline from fourth year up; will eventually look into their lives after school. Violent references. Sequel "His and Her Scars" is now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,105 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sirens Call by lezonne reviews
Instead of growing those lust filled eyes like everyone else, he simply shook his head, looking at me once more when he finished. He didn't try to kiss me- thankfully- but he did seem offset by my voice. I wonder why he seems to be the only one who can actually fight it. Hermione is a bit alarmed when her voice starts driving lust into men like that of a Siren.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,879 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The One with the Pink Basilisk by lezonne reviews
Draco would do anything for Hermione to get a kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Graveyard Wedding by lezonne reviews
Harry thought he knew what Ginny's dream wedding was, until the day finally came. Fluffy one-shot focusing on hurt/comfort themes. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Round 4 Season 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Do You Want to Control Your Power? by lezonne reviews
Elsa is afraid that she can't control her powers, even up in her ice castle. Jack stops by and tries to help her out. But she has to believe in herself first. Might be continued as a full story.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Complete
Where are Your Parents? by lezonne reviews
"We have to go now Mr. Draco!" "Fine, we'll go," he relented, quickly scooping the child up as he took off. Crashing into a child late one night isn't what Draco had in mind, and being chased by a figure in a dark cloak really doesn't help his mood. But when Hermione can't see the chaser, what does this mean? And what secrets does this orphan really hide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,612 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
His and Her Scars by lezonne reviews
Sequel to HAHB. Hermione thought after the trial that life would be trouble free, but it doesn't seem that things will work out that way. After discovering Narcissa in a disturing state in one of the corridors, Hermione can only guess what other terrible secrets Draco has hid inside his home. The problems have only begun! Rated for language/lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,538 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Letter I Found by lezonne reviews
Dear Whiner with a bottle of vodka... Sincerely, Curious with a book. Hermione and Blaise exchange anonymous letters. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
State of Undress by lezonne reviews
Hermione finds herself in a horrible situation when the obsessive Draco Malfoy kidnaps her during the summer and twists Hogwarts laws to have her removed from Gryffindor. But why does he heal her each time he punishes her? Dark, written on request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Would You Give? by lezonne reviews
Diagnosed with a deadly rare cancer, spread throughout her body, Hermione has few choices for comfortable survival. It would figure that the only person who can save her life is the one person who would use the old slave deal as trade. But what secrets lie behind the illness? Warnings: violent scenes, minor character death. It's slow in the beginning but it's worth it in the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,166 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smittenly Bitten by lezonne reviews
When Draco's failing marriage causes his son to run off and become hurt, he can't seem to get past the fact. Now with something unknown lurking in the woods behind his home, one would think people would only wish to help. But not everything is as is as it seems. Rated for language/possible lemons/violence. Dramione in future. FULLY EDITED. Not fluffy. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,492 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shadowed Happiness by lezonne reviews
Written for "The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition" round 1. Cho wants to hold onto the past and remember all the people lost during the war to honor them. Cedric wants her to learn to move on so she can be happy, just like the fallen would want her to be. Non-romantic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
Victims of Circumstance by lezonne reviews
After a nearly lethal attack, Hermione escapes Britain with two people at her side, but the changes on two of them are drastic. When they finally make it to Forks though, that's when things really get bad. Rated for language/references. Written on request, now complete! Short story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
Imagine by lezonne reviews
Bellatrix tortures Hermione for information when Harry and Ron accidently leave her at Malfoy Manor, and Draco finds her in his dungeons a few days later, blind. What new methods is his aunt trying out, and what did his father do to make her sly away from all human contact? Things can only get more complicated. Set during book 7 and will probably disregard most of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 120,308 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forget Me Naught by lezonne reviews
It was like the paint captured glimpses of who she had been, who she had wanted to be. He told her about all sorts of things, like his school years and Hogwarts, and she had been enchanted. He missed her so much. Very long one-shot, request story. Rated for violence. Now edited and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dead Reality by lezonne reviews
Raped by her boyfriend, Hermione turns to the comforting, unexpecting arms of Draco Malfoy in her time of need. Dramione in future. Non-consensual sex, talk of suicide and dark themes. Warning: Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,912 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sex and Love: Move Your Eyes Six Inches Up by lezonne reviews
Problems just keep coming don't they? Hermione's trying to keep a smooth steady relationship with Draco, but is he pushing for more? What's his secret? Sequel to Think With Your Head Not Your Dick; rated for same reasons **Photo not mine!**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,260 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Man in the Mirror by lezonne reviews
4-shot story. A wedding is approaching, and they will have to see each other more after that cold winter night. It can't be helped; their mutual friends insist, and how could they ever miss the wedding of the century? Request story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex and Love: Think With Your Head Not Your Dick by lezonne reviews
Hermione's in desperate need of a place to stay, she just never suspected her search would lead her to her husbands least favorite person, Draco Malfoy. But why can't Malfoy stop keep himself away her? Rated for smut/language/violence **Photo not mine!**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,017 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Attempted Suicide by lezonne reviews
She was done. When there was nothing left to live for, why bother? Drowning was easy: you just jumped into the water and never came up. Part 1 of the Attempted Series. **Photo not mine.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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