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Hey people, not really good with this whole profile crap but hey here it goes.

I find myself pretty obsessed with Arthurian legend and other medieval stuff. I love swords and armor, not to mention LARPing (Live action Role Play) so I can hit my friends :P oh, and DnD is the best game ever invented, don't forget it.

Anyway, I used to free write my own stories all the time but kind of got bored with that so I ended up here.

Yup, cool story bro, tell it again!

SHUT UP, MOM!!!

Lol, hopefully you can tell that I am extremely bored at the moment so... don't judge me!

P.S. if you were hoping for something a little more personal, well that's just creepy

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Credit for this goes to Nathalia Potter.

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The Nerevarine's Return by J. APPLEGATE reviews
The World-Eater emerges from the Currents of Time, and so the Wheel turns to the Last Dragonborn. But is it fate or chance, that a hero of old heeds a calling to the land of the Nords upon the same day? The Nerevarine thought he was finished with Prophecies. Yet it is a fool's errand to presume the will of the Elder Scrolls.
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Days Gone Down in the West by UnsureHistorian reviews
When the Hero of Fereldan vanished several years after his confrontation with the Architect, he left a land still riven by the Blight and internal conflict. Now Alistair, the King of Fereldan, seeks to find his long-lost friend - and the Grey Wardens have furnished him just the way to do it. But are their motives as pure as the King's? M!Cousland/Morrigan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [Morrigan, Cousland] Alistair - Complete
Turning back the pendulum by Arkueid reviews
After listening to the voice of a stranger in his dreams, he looks for a way to turn back the pendulum far, far behind; in a time of magic and dragons. Post-series. Shirou x Saber.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,876 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Loopholes in time reviews
Ten years had passed since that day at Ryuudo Temple. The grail was destroyed, not a single wish granted and the person Shiro wanted to hold closest was taken away to an inevitable fate. But, maybe this story is not yet over. Perhaps even the impossible will happen again. After all, are the sword and scabbard not fated to be together? P.S. I own nothing, Some cursing involved
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