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my profile i dont write any stories cause... i dont know...i just dont. but i do like to read other stories.

type of fanfiction i like

Harry Potter- hermione and harry/hermione and Draco

The wallflower- kyohei and Sanoku

Inuyasha-kagome and inuyasha

Bleach- rukia an ichigo

Twilight- edward and bella

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are on team Edward copy and post this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that TWILGHT one of the best books known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, Christinesangel100,MarauderGirlHasGryffindorPride Nynayve, Red Red apples

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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-If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this to your profile.
-If you have considered naming your child Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
-If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
-If you cry every time you read New Moon, copy this into your profile.
-If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Jasper or Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is life is 'never try'

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

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Things I learned from reading Twilight;

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

"Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over." ;

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

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SOME PEOPLE BELIVE IN GOD, I BELIVE IN MUSIC

SOME PRAY, I TURN UP THE RADIO

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ok so i got this idea form someone elses profile, here are som of me and my friends quots

Bayley: were on a fucken missh-translation we are on a fucken mission.

Nadia: no your just the type of crazy that needs a straight jacket.

Tasha: rawr

Cecilia: what a dumbass

Nakiesha:haha

Jordyn:you imbecial

Assley AKA ashley: squeak

Assley AKA ashley: when did my smily face get teeth?

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24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses.
5. Post this in your profilel.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?

-Change by Taylor Swift

2. How would you describe yourself?

-in love with a girl By Gavin Degraw

3. -What do you like in a guy/girl?

-come on and love me by kiss

4. How do you feel today?

-How can you mend a broken heart- Bee Gees

-I'm not really sad, but calm

5. What is your life's purpose?

-Girl Can't help it By Journy

-yup i can't help it

6. What is your motto?

-Mickey by Toni Basil

-Haha i don't like being left behind

7. What do your friends think of you?

-Teardrops on my Guitar by Taylor Swift

-God i hope not

8. What do you think of your parents?

-Black Velvet By Alannah Myles

-um idk i know my parents think i'm insane

9. What do you think about very often?

-Lying is the most fun a girl can have by Panic at the Disco!

-haha opps.

10. What is 2 + 2?

-Te Quiero By Flex

-that made no sense

11. What do you think of your best friend?

-Can't get this stuff no more by Van Halen

-oh yeah tottaly discribes them.

12. What do you think of the person you like?

-Animal city By Shakira

-well ...yeah

13. What is your life story?

-I kissed a girl by Katy Perry

-no but i always do thing that i'm not soposed to

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

-I've gotta to get a message to you By Bee Gees

-um i can't make the connection.

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

-Love is loudby Kiss

-yup yup yuuper

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

-I'm so sick by flyleaf

-um.. maybe

17. What will they play at your funeral?

-Too much heaven by Bee Gees

-no sense has anyone noticed all the Bee Gees songs?

18. What is your hobby/interest?

-Voulez- Vous by ABBA

-Um...this makes me sounds like a hoe

19. What is your biggest fear?

-Flashing lights by Kanye West

-um i gusse being underestimated

20. What is your biggest secret?

-there for you by Flyleaf

-i want to there for all my friends

21. What do you think of your friends?

-the only one by Evanescence

-god i love this song

22. What will you post this as?

-crazy little thing called love By Michael Buble

um yeah

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening credits: You don't know me by Michael buble

Waking up: Just fine by Mary j. Blige

First day of school: Shake a leg by ACDC

Falling in love: You belong with me by Taylor Swift (aww how cute)

Fighting: Mother,Father by Journey

Breaking up: Love Drunk by boys like Girls (perfect)

Driving: My style by the black eyed peas

Mental Breakdown: costume makes the clown by Shakira (oh yeah)

Getting back together: only the young Journey

Wedding: Knock you down By Keri Hilson

Birth of a child: Shout it out loud by Kiss

Final battle: You win again By Bee Gees

Death scene:Come on get higher by Matt Nathanson

Funeral:Possibilty by Lykke Li

End credits:Tell me why by Taylor swift

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79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny. I got this from the internet. Not mine!)

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
42. Shave.
43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
45. One word: Flatulence!
46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
47. Do Tai Chi exercises.
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
55. Leave a box between the doors.
56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
57. Start a sing-along.
58. Play the harmonica.
59. Lean against the button panel.
60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
61. Bring a chair along.
62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
63. Blow spit bubbles.
64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.
74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

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ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
(I added these I found on the net)
Why isn't phonetic spelled the same way it sounds?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If you were scared half to death twice, would you be 3/4 dead or 100 dead?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering

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Fun things to do in the office to make people think you're crazy

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are. However it doesn't work if your boss copies you already.)
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."
Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
Insist that your e-mail address be xena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see how many you can catch in your mouth.
Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present.
Come to work in your pajamas.
Compose all your e-mail in the form of a Haiku.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver. Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone 15 each.
Plant a hedge around your cubicle.
When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, "I think my phone is ringing," and leave.
Organize a carpool. Then go to pick everyone up in a taxi.
Bring in dishes that you tried to cook but didn't turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Send out flyers to your entire department/division announcing a required staff development program. When everyone arrives, show them slides from your vacation.
Tell everyone that you are quitting. At your going away party, announce that you were just joking. Make sure to take their presents.
Send out a notice saying that you have a brain tumor. After everyone in your office sends flowers and presents, send out another note telling everyone that it was not a brain tumor but just a bad headache.
When answering your phone, talk in a fake British accent.
Take a picture of your boss and have it framed. Display it in a prominent location on your desk.
Whenever a fellow staff member sneezes, quickly yell "SHUT UP!" If they sneeze a second time, follow up with "I SAID SHUT UP!". A third time, leave the room crying while saying "NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME!".
In the summertime, get an inflatable swimming pool. Blow it up and fill it with water. Place it in the center of your office. During lunch time, put on your bathing suit and lounge in the pool. Anytime someone walks by, yell "HEY NO RUNNING AROUND THE POOL!"
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE..
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
While sitting in your cube, yodel.
Hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

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(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
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(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
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On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
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Never Judge a Book by Its Cover by Inuki-chan09 reviews
Inu has been cursed as a slave...a love slave. Only one woman can free him, but it won't be easy. InuKag and other pairings 9-12-2018 update: chapter 6 revised IY/Fantasy Lover from Sherrilyn Kenyon parody
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,245 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 7/19/2006 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] [Miroku, Sango]
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I steal your heart by gokillfanboys reviews
On the middle of the ocean, rise a ship carries a group of pirates, leading by one and only Captain Scar, an infamous criminal. No one ever live to tell the tale of what they look like. These pirates had struck fear towards the rich due to constant attack and navy wanted to capture them but no one can defeat the Scarlet ship. On recent attack, it changes their lives forever.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Slave to Your Heart by Gwynne reviews
Kagome, a great priestess, is captured and given to a demon prince for his birthday. She curses fate, her treacherous sister, and the entire evil demon race...but what happens when she sees that not all demons are evil? How will her views change when ultimately she must rely on her master to help her to return home? InuXKag *lemons*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,021 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Fun in the Sun by I Engish Good reviews
What happens when Yuki wins a trip to the beach and Noi gets a crazy idea? Will the other girls follow along or will they just enjoy their vacation in peace? Sunako wants nothing more than to just relax, but Noi wont have it.
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
When We Meet Again by KezzaWhitlockHale reviews
Sequel to Another Summer Romance. Bella has just published her book, a true story about her romance with Edward. What happens when he finds out about their daughter? Will the couple reunite? AH. M rated for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dog God by The Monday Child reviews
Inuyasha is the Dog God. Kagome is the sacrifice. Fun times are had by all.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
The Aftertaste of Strawberries and Lovemaking by cabbage-for-the-people reviews
Sequel to "Oh, To Satisfy Kyohei and His Perversions." Read and Review, please!
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T.
Behind the Silk Screen by eien-no-basho reviews
When a twist of fate brings the common born miko Kagome to serve Inuyasha, Emperor of Japan, will she be able to help him bring order to the country? Or will court intrigues and chaos tear the two and their nation apart? A historical romance.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 393,284 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Unexpected Task by CrimsonRoach reviews
Harry is back for his fourth year at Hogwarts. New and exciting times lie ahead for him. And an unexpected task takes place between him and Hermione. Slowly being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,911 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sexy and the Demon by Anime-hanyouluver reviews
I HAVE made some changes and am in the progress of reposting. Salt Gisney presents the newest fairytale classic. Well, everyone knows the story Beauty and the Beast, how about Sexy and the Demon? Lemon warning! REVIEW
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,862 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
It's Late, Why Are You Awake? by Rasika-chan reviews
Draco can't sleep. Neither can Hermione. The two find themselves awake and they each want to know, why? Draco's more determined to find out. "Did your dreams wake you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
When My Heart Told Me to Listen by Cicera reviews
Kagome flinched when she heard the thunder and saw the lighting. She recoiled when she felt the rain pour down on her. And she sobbed with the rain. She felt the rain penetrate her soul, she felt her heart shatter into millions of pieces.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
My Precious by Sasha251125 reviews
I was his most "precious" pet. He hit me, took me, stripped me, put me on display, and let others touch me while he watched. And though I kicked and screamed, I could not deny, I loved every minute. *Please Read Authors Notes!*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,220 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Prince Lessons by valanterry reviews
Ranmaru has had enough with Kyohei's reluctance to make a move on Sunako so he decided to teach Kyohei how to win her heart. Will he be able to turn Kyohei into a prince like he is? But sometimes, the teacher learns something else as well...
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sunako N., Ranmaru M.
Just a Little Touch by SubjectDeltaBubz reviews
Katara has never experienced the Big 'O', but her best friend Aang will help her, in more ways then one. Kataang smut
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Aang, Katara] - Complete
Divorce by DeletedAccountNotChangingMind reviews
Divorce is a messy, dirty, often painful process. It's takes too long, it costs too much, and at the end you're always left with some kind of heart ache. In fact, it's an aweful lot like falling in love.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,887 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
When Plans Backfire by DarkTemperance reviews
Kagome decides to get back at her boyfriend Hojo, by spending more time with her friend Inuyasha and making Hojo jealous. However, she never expected this... LEMONZS!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,219 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
What Friends Are For by Archer973 reviews
What would have happened if Ron hadn't interupted Harry and Hermione's talk after he is seen kissing Lavendar? HP/HG. Disclaimer: Not mine. Comments: pretty please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At Midnight They Gathered by MiHnn reviews
When people said that the most weirdest things happen on Halloween, Hermione never expected any of those weird things to happen to her. - Harry X Hermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Protector by Inu-chan1413 reviews
"I protect you! I save you! I am your protector!" "You protect Kikyou... I need to protect myself because you can't do it if you're dead..." **** RATED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND STRONG LANGUAGE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Impromtu Reactions by Cicera reviews
Inuyasha seeks comfort from Kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Modern Arrangements by SplendentGoddess reviews
Modern AU one-shot: Dreading marrying a man she's never met, Kagome sneaks out for one last night of fun, where she meets a man doing the same thing, ruing his own unwanted engagement. It's too bad they're both unavailable; his dog-ears sure are cute.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by xbeautyxxisxxlifex reviews
AU. Kagome becomes everything she's ever gone against. Who knew being a bad girl had such good consequences. One shot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Sewn Back Together by Musicat reviews
He never expected to see her again. She never thought he looked so good, blood streaming down his face. She's changed. Grown more confident over the years. He's not quite so radiant. Maybe it's easier now, or maybe it's ten times harder. KyoSun
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Castaways by SplendentGoddess reviews
In a world where only reiki users know youkai still exist, what were the odds that he'd get seated next to a miko? What were the odds that their plane would go down? What were the odds that only they would survive? Screw the odds. Better yet, screw her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,403 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Having Fun by mountaingirl47 reviews
The newest scheme goes horribly wrong and Kyouhei is left to clean up the mess. A passionate kiss shared with a drunken girl leaves him wishing that it had never happened, if only he could ignore what it sparked. Sunako wishes for that as well.
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Our Little Secret by AnimeLover796 reviews
The others are blind to our passion.But let them be blind.This, is our little secret.
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Sunako's Nightmare by lil'shinigami reviews
“The bet? Well, it’s really simple. You just have to be your normal self not the chibi-fied form and you just have to stop all the nosebleed whenever or wherever one of us are talking or looking at you.” "Deal." SunaKyo
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
Everything by OokamiOngaku reviews
Oneshot A delicate situation leads Inuyasha to try and help Kagome feel better, but neither suspect what changes will come from it. Rated for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Dance Inside by Reckless Dreamer Yuna reviews
Tonight was their night, and Kagome had never expected it to be so amazing. She knew that he loved her, and she loved him, too, with all of her heart. It was THEIR night. Rated M for lemon, InuxKag. Don't forget to review!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Teahouse by Jessibelle811 reviews
Inuyasha and company spend the night at a strange teahouse. Inu Yasha and Kagome face startling realizations while under the influence of a demon's spell. Inu/Kag one-shot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Before He Bites by Irishneko18 reviews
The Prophecy has haunted Miko's for centuries. Those that do not succeed parish. Kagome, the nerd of Tokyo High, will have to follow this Prophecy, and InuYasha, the jock of Tokyo High, is going to have to help. Inu/Kag Mir/San
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,642 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Distractions by dancer-me reviews
A small training accident causes Sakura to acquire an uncomfortable splinter in a difficult to access place on her own. Naruto, feeling guilty for the whole situation but ignorant of the cause, demands that he be able to help her remove it. lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/9/2011 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Made For Each Other by Endless Moonlight reviews
After Kyouhei and Sunako get in another fight due to his crazy fan girls, Sunako meets a boy who is a creature of darkness just like her. It seems like a match made in...hell? Will Sunako fall in love? Kyouhei doesn't seem to care... Sunakyo
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,520 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
The Red Drop by K'onix reviews
Sunako knew all about vampires...so how did these guys manage to screw it up so much? Now, if she can only convince one of them to turn her in exchange for his Blood Drop, she can show the hows it's really done.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sunako N.
Jrock and Black lights by AnimeLover796 reviews
Sunako is cultural iliterate when it comes to music, so kyohei decides to teach her all of his wisdom about music. But what happens when sunako makes a bold move? SunakoXkyohei sort of lemony. MA. Please review
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Sesso by laissez-faire99 reviews
I do not own Naruto. He heard them in the next room, the headboard of their bed ramming into the wall adjacent to his. Why couldn't it be him? He could give it to her just as good, if not better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The YinYang Effect by Ach13 reviews
Changed the name. Sorry. Takes place after book 15. Sunako wants to thank Kyohei. Will one night change everything? And who is this new girl to enter Kyohei's life? Rest of the summary inside. Rated M for some lemony chapters.
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
My exhusband by Amirati reviews
All she wanted to do was destroy the man that she loved the most. Little did she know that that same man loved her as dearly and was ready to die for her. Would revenge be the perfect key to awakening their impossible love again? I don't own Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And She Knew by Niphuria reviews
Alice dreams of herself and Tarrant engaging in very compromising behaviour. And when she wakes up, something is very, very different.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Demon Huntress by FallenxAngel413 reviews
This should be simple enough to understand," I said with my hands on my hips. "You run. We chase. We capture. You die."
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,671 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Soul Mates by DarthRa reviews
Ever since Harry's name came out of the Goblet of Fire Harry and Hermione were falling Love. Now between their fifth and sixth year they realized their love for each other. How will Ron react? Many chapters are rated M-MA. Only for mature Adults age 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Teardrops of the Moon by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Love's involved with spending time together, but spending time apart, can lead to loving even more. - Zutara/Taang. Slight Kataang, Maiko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Curiosity by Niphuria reviews
Tarrant is asleep and Alice is beside him. Why can't she ever keep her insatiable curiosity under control?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
CinderBella by Jral reviews
Bella's father dies, leaving her in the care of her stepmother and stepsisters. A move across the country to a little town called Forks may be just what she needs to make her happily ever after come true. M for language/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,557 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love the way you lie by rosaliehale1994 reviews
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn Well that's all right because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry Well that's all right because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie - Love the way you lie by Eminem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Transcending Time by boots-7 reviews
*FOR 2010 AGE OF EDWARD CONTEST* This couldn't go on. Every night I dreamt about the pharaoh and his wife. It was going to stop. I booked a flight to Egypt. *Egyptian Empire Edward 3000 Years Ago/Modern-day Edward 1984* *AU/LR* *Two Part One Shot*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Book Of Twilight by LoveTwiGirl reviews
17 year old Bella finds a book after she moves in with her dad in Forks. But the book is more then 'just' a book. The book is about a certain vampire coven, that might or might not be real. Full summary inside. M for lemons. Check out poll on profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,238 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,743 - Follows: 8,702 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dracula's Guest by garnetcitrine reviews
When Bella Swan is kidnapped by a beautiful but cold stranger, she believes that life as she knows it is ending. Jacob told her about his kind, his nature, but what if Jacob was wrong?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,785 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love the Way You Lie by CassieCat97 reviews
Bella and Edward's relationship has always been the same. They're either extremely in love, or hitting and yelling at each other. They both wish this never happened, but they feel as if they can't control it. Because that's just love. AH, OOC, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning Her Place by Egyptian Scorpion reviews
Looks like a certain miko needs to be reminded of who their alpha is. OOC warning.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Inuyasha Gone SexEd by Kuronohime reviews
It is up to a bashful human girl to teach an awkward half demon about the birds and bees. In theory, or maybe a little in practise?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Capturing Destiny by javamomma0921 reviews
FGB one shot written for annsteph. Crossover with The Mists of Avalon. Rated M for mild sexual descriptions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 216 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Diamond Eyes by Concealed-Softness reviews
After a mishap at a concert. Edward and Bella share an unexpected night filled with lust and passion. Suck At Reviews Just read and review please :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dried Eyes by Mistress Zafrina reviews
One-shot. Bella makes a hurried decision to go on vacation alone. Vacation rentals would never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dog Eat Dog World by MurderedLove reviews
Loosely based off of 101 Dalmations, Jasper feels that he and his "pet" need companions. M for suggestive themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,263 - Follows: 4,853 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Society by sue4442 reviews
Bella and Jacob have been in a long term relationship and Jacob wants to try out something new - hence the secret society and EDWARD CULLEN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,816 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Euphoria by Occult reviews
The aftermath of InuYasha asking Kagome to be his mate turns out to be so much more than he ever expected―gradually, she becomes his world.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
You Belong With Me by HeatherT reviews
Edward is Bella's best friend and neighbor. She has been in love with him as long as she can remember. She doesn't know Edward feels the same. Can they withstand the trials of a relationship and life? AH OOC Rated M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,227 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Attack by JaidedVanillaXoXo reviews
When Edward’s ship, the Midnight Sun, attacks the Forever Dawn, Bella’s father’s ship, he takes Bella in to be a slave. At first, Bella risks her life to try to escape, but soon the two can't fight off the undeniable chemistry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,785 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suave Secrets by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. Always have, always will. Right? AU, AH, OOC, Multiple PoV's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,052 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Revenge by ladyinblue6 reviews
Bella isn't your regular government agent. She's a rogue agent, and she's killing everyone that ruined her life. What happens when she takes an FBI agent, Edward Cullen, hostage? Will her revenge still be burned into her mind? AU, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming To Salem by HarryandHermionesLoveChild reviews
My take on the film, Coming To America. AU- Harry Potter is the wealthy and pampered prince of Gryffindor, who goes to Salem in search of a bride, wanting to marry for love rather than go through with the marriage King James and Queen Lily have arranged.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,946 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Angel by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
What seemed like a man stood up. Both of his wrists were chained and he was wearing loose black pants. His chest was bare and his eyes were as black as the night. His hair was the color of fire and his expression was dark. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beautiful Stranger by Twilight Sparkle reviews
One-Shot! After catching Jacob cheating on her, Bella goes to a club to forget him and there she meets Edward who will change her life. Lemons, B/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Faith by Twilight Drama Teach reviews
Isabella Swan lives a solitary existence. Bella is a daughter of The Faith. She is isolated and segregated, but all that is about to change. Today is September 13. Bella’s sixteenth birthday, and at 11:58pm, things will never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Populars by Sincerely-Vixen reviews
Enter the realm of the populars. InuYasha, Miroku, Sesshomaru and Koga run Shikon High, what happens when they encounter Kagome, Kagura, Sango and Ayame, the unpopulars? Longer summary inside. InuxKag, MirxSan, SesshxKag, KogxAya. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,157 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Stagecoach Named Desire by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU: The traveling Edward Cullen finds himself in the backwoods of a small Washington town. Stuck for the night, he takes up the offer of the local Sheriff for shelter, only to find his lovely daughter, Bella, the milkmaid, the real accommodation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 172 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trouble by Marie Pattin reviews
When Emmett and Edward ask Bella to participate in one of their infamous pranks, things take a turn for the worst...or better, depending on how you look at it. AH Rated M for lemon. Written for Countdown to April Fool's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All in Good Time by All you need is Moz reviews
Bella loves Edward, Edward loves Bella - well not really. Everyone thinks they are perfect for each other but they just don't see it - will they ever? M Rating for language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,348 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Forest for the Trees by Mylifewithedward reviews
Sequel to "If a Tree Falls" - Edward has had over a year away and now is returning to Forks, with one mission in mind - to get Bella back for good. Will she be happy to see him? Or will she wish he had just stayed away? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,565 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
two households by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
The Swan and Cullen's are rivals at Forks high school. But there are hidden feeling between Edward and Bella. a deep memory of their past and how much things have changed. at first they hate each other but hate turns into something else. FORBIDDEN LOVE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,004 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teaching Miss Swan by Beth Is Here reviews
Bella needs to learn some new tricks, and she knows just the man to teach her. A O/S for the Public Lovin Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire In The Alley by cullen-gal1983 reviews
One Shot. Bella takes a short cut, Edward is waiting. OOC, Edward is dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Name is Bella Swan and by mahikawuf reviews
Summary: Bella falls in love with Edward, her best friend Alice s older brother but he doesn’t see her that way. Or does he? All Human. AU. All Canon couples eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,627 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Compromised by wuogkat reviews
For The Black Balloon Contest: Bella's loyalty is cruelly tested when she tries to help Charlie bring down the Cullens. She must decide between love and duty. M for violence, language, and mention of drugs. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Away by time4stories2 reviews
It was supposed to be a fun trip with a girls to Hawaii until it made Kagome go solo. Now, at the land of paradise, will Kagome find love? or a whole lot of heartache INUKAG one-shot! Lemons
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
My Fair General by psychegloom reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: a girl posing as a male General in the army. Ichigo Kurosaki: worried that he is attracted to his midget General, and might just be gay. Add a little alcohol, and voila! LEMON. Try it, summary sucks.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bubblegum by XxStrawberry PrincessxX reviews
Ichigo has to teach Rukia the ways of the real world, but fails to teach her about one important thing. Lemon - Ichigo x Rukia Complete for now, possibility of one more HOT chapter 'let me know in your reviews if you want it' Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Picking up My Broken Pieces by Lady Ali reviews
When Bella's husband Mike, a Marine, goes off to war, she doesn't cope very well...he sends her letters home and her friends Edward and Alice try to help her cope. But how would she go on if he was to die? She doesn't think she will be able too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanilla Salt by BottledCoke reviews
Common girl, Bella and rich guy, Edward. It's a war between the "Perfects" and "Rebels" at Volturi Academy but behind closed doors, the clothes are gone. Edward wants to announce their status but Bella refuses to let him. AU/AH, BxE, Lemons, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,563 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Tame a Dog Demon by Ai Kisugi reviews
Canon Divergence. One-shot. What if Kagome learned much earlier in her quests with Inuyasha that there are ways to subdue him other than his beads of subjugation?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Pond by ShinySewage reviews
Bella Swan is an 18 year old indentured servant in the 16th century. She is sold to the mysterious and wealthy Cullen family. What does she find out about them? and how will she and her new master Edward Cullen get along? OOC.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,666 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mummies At Twilight by LoveTwiGirl reviews
The Mummy and Twilight crossover. Bella and her brother, Emmett, look for Hamunaptra. They find it with help from Edward Masen. Their adventure leads them to new people- friends and enemies. One of their enemies being the mummy, Jacobb-Lack, Bella awoke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,365 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We're In This Together by nakanaka reviews
Sunako/Kyohei, language and lemons. A series of oneshots with the premise: What if Sunako and Kyohei have realized their feelings and simply been meeting secretly this whole time? Read & review please!
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T.
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2804 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TwiBlood by RobstenDirty reviews
Edward's a horny vampire at the bar.Tanya offered him sex, but when Edward smelled something delicious from the dance floor, Bella is the one to satisfy his needs. Twilight/True Blood mix ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Cold Night in Chicago by wandb reviews
Edward has been living a solitary life as a vampire, until one day he encounters a beautiful human named Bella. She changes him in unexpected ways as they face their uncertain destiny. BxE. Rated M for lemons. Submitted for the Darkward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Faire To Remember by fluppy reviews
Complete! Edward and Bella romance. Bella Swan is dragged back to a time of knights and ladies, and a chauvanistic Edward Cullen. Can she pierce the armour around his heart even as things spiral violently out of control? Lemon's 21, 23 and 26!AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,089 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer Mist by RobstenDirty reviews
BxE "Everytime I'm around him, his life is in danger. Any second I could snap, just because his blood was the sweetest thing I've ever encountered. My love, my Edward" rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
If a Tree Falls by Mylifewithedward reviews
Bella is a confused and frustrated teenager living in a small town with her over protective father. Her world is turned upside down when the Cullens arrive in town, bringing with them their son Edward, just expelled from a prestigious school. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 63,400 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Cupcakes Finally Got Everyone Together by MoonBox87 reviews
Would it be love? Death? An array of silly confessions that got not only Miroku and Sango, but the ever-obstinate Inuyasha and Kagome together? No! It was cupcakes. Yummy, yummy cupcakes. : LEMONY!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Enjoying the View by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella has spent every Saturday morning this summer ogling that hot piece Edward Cullen. Why won't he notice her? And is she prepared for what may happen if he does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rare Sunny Summer by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skater Boy by tawelephant reviews
Edward and Bella are in love and in a band with the rest of the gang. Edward reminisces as they head to their next gig. Bella stakes her claim on him before the show. Sorta follows Avril’s Sk8er Boi song with added LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Because by INUYASHA IS MY HOME BOIY reviews
*Prequal to Let it snow * After another one of Inuyasha and Kagome's fights, Sango shares words with Inuyasha after her and Kagome bathe. Could Sango change Kagome and Inuyasha's relashionship? OneShot InuKag Lemon. *Warning Intense Lemon*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Betrothed by Flushed Twilight reviews
“Bella…” He lifted his hands to my cheeks. I shyly looked up at him, praying he wouldn’t change his mind. “I know this isn’t our choice, but I promise to be a good husband to you. You have my complete loyalty.” Set in the 1950s. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
We Still Have Tonight by Crittab reviews
Another take on the love scene in Breaking Dawn after Alice leaves. Edward needs to have Bella completely-Now. Rated a hard 'M'-- Dom Edward makes a brief appearance though still pretty tame . Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Son of Zeus, Daughter of Beauty by teamedward86 reviews
When your beauty outshines the gods what consequences will you face, what trials will they send you because of it? She was the most beautiful mortal in the land; she shared a piece of his heart, and if he didn’t find her he would never be whole
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Wanted Man by Aphinity reviews
When the Cullen brothers ride into town, Edward plots to seduce the sheriffs daughter and ends up in jail. After a daring rescue, he earns his freedom, but will the price be too high now he’s fallen for the girl? AH/AU Rated M Age of Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Kiss to Remember by wishimight reviews
England 1818 - Bella finds a badly beaten stranger & nurses him back to health. When he awakes, he has no recollection of who he is. Can their love survive when his memory returns? And what of James Masen, the "Devil" Duke of Forkshire? Age of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Forgiving Sea by Rosette-Cullen reviews
After Edward, a British Navy soldier, watches his beloved vessel sink with his fellow soldiers and captain, he stumbles upon the Boston shores. When a young girl spots him wounded in the grass what will become of this Englishman? Example entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by LovelyinLavender reviews
For the Age of Edward Contest. After being teased mercilessly by Edward as a child, Bella switches schools, thinking she'll never see him again. But what happens 15 years later when she transfers back to Seattle from NYU and their paths cross yet again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,589 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Through The Clouds by Black Ice and Blood Rain reviews
He murmured, “I want you to rule the skies with me.” Only a whimper was her reply; he had her racked with so much pleasure, she knew that she would've done anything he said, as long as he kept making her feel so good...Inuyasha/Kagome. VERY explicit...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Alpha by Armonokiataya Dragon Heart reviews
no summary as of yet. STILL WORKING ON IT.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
That's what friends are for by AllisonLockdown reviews
Maybe if Sunako falls in love she'll become a lady.So the boys and auntie are up to their old tricks, but why isn't Kyouhei included?Could it be he's the lucky victim?Of course! The beach, jealousy, bikinis and the possibility of no rent. Sweet!
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T.
True Beauty by wishimight reviews
Bella falls in love with the disfigured boy she grew up with. When he dies in the influenza epidemic, she flees, heartbroken. 5 years later she returns & meets an inhumanly beautiful yet strangely familiar bronze-haired man who seems to hate her. AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,106 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Joy Ride by Pale Winter reviews
Inuyasha always carried her when they were in a rush. Somehow, this ride was a little...off. Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
One of the Guys by celtic mommy reviews
AH; OOC; Bella, Edward, Jasper, Emmett- best friends since college, living together and finding hijinx. Edward is in love with Bella, but she's oblivious. What happens after a crazy drunken night? Will their friendship survive? Canon pairings - HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008
I'll Always Be With You by LovelyinLavender reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Chicago and into a very old house, but there's something different about this place. What if Edward had died in 1918, and what if he never really left his former home? Will romance develop? M for lemons, usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,547 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard by moonfaerie326 reviews
Its hard to concentrate on much else when your constantly thinking about someone. Kagome and Inuyasha find out exactly how hard it can be. They're dreams become too much to handle and they break. *DONE*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,237 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Pretty When You Cry or Three Acts by nimblnymph reviews
She was something precious... and he didn't trust himself not to break her. KakaSaku. Warning for lemon. One-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh, To Satisfy Kyohei and His Perversions by cabbage-for-the-people reviews
Well, the title says it all. Ha, ha. SunakoxKyohei. Read and Review, please!
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Can I Keep You by Edward'sTrueAngel reviews
Kagome is a young princess and InuYasha is a young prince who have been betrothed since they were babies, but there’s just one problem with the arranged marriage. . .They hate each other. But what happens when they meet again years later and fall in love?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,928 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Persuasion At It's Best by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Hermione wants to tell everyone. Draco feels the exact opposite. Throw in a pair of stilettos, a couple shots of firewhiskey and an extremely jealous Slytherin and the truth might just slip right out...Absolute drivel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught In The Act! by H.J. Perry reviews
Harry and Hermione are at his home - at the Potter estate - in Godric's Hollow. And they have a secret.Just a bit of background – this is completely AU which is why I don’t get why I thought of it . James and Lily are alive. so is Sirius COMPLETE, M/F,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Holding Them by Quillwing717 reviews
It's the most important thing they've ever done together, and InuYasha's just not sure how to handle it all. Introspective, one-shot. Uploaded here at the request of a friend.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 486 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Branded by KeiChanz reviews
Kagome's breath hitched in her throat when his intense amber eyes began to trail down her body and she willed her racing heart to calm. And then they finally stopped right smackdab on the spot where it blazoned across her flesh. She paled. 'Oh...no.' IK
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kagome, Born of Fire by DemonSaya reviews
AU Four sisters, born of the elements hold the key to unlocking the power of the shikon no tama. Five hundred years ago, Naraku almost achieved his ultimate goal of unlocking it, but was thwarted by one of the sisters. Now a hanyou found one, born of fire
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Mating Season by Chocolatechick101 reviews
Kagome is an inu hanyou in feudal times going into her first spring mating season. Inuyasha a full inu demon is scouring his lands when he stumbles upon a young inu hanyou.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Silent Treatment by Wolf Blossom reviews
She was ignoring him for more than a week now. But why? ONESHOT Edited: December 04, 2011
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
HanyouEXE by Garret Jax reviews
Kagome, a cybersavy senior in highschool, has managed to steal a top secret bit of software from a very famous japanese company. Unfortunately, this software turns out to be a very abusive, rude AI named InuYasha. AU, InuKag, M for language and violence
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,753 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
A Hanyou's Cherry Flavored Joy by Lady Casper-san reviews
What does Inuyasha find so sweet? Total LEMON Kag x Inuyasha and candy!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Chaotic Question by shikigami master reviews
Oneshot! Shippo finally asks the question that everyone fears. Now, Inuyasha and Kagome have to give the poor kitsune 'the talk'. What will be the outcome? Lemon obviously! InuxKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
On a Leash by Moonlight Shadow4 reviews
(AU)(rated for language)Imagine this from Inuyasha's point of view....you've been turned into a dog. A real, yapping, people-don't-understand-you mutt. What to do when you're in the pound? Enter Kagome and let the story begin....
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,056 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
A Candle in the Wind by Neisha reviews
I have no need for a mate, Kagome, no need at all. I already found mine," he whispered, his breath teasing past her ear, his tongue touching softly on her skin, "if she'll have me." InuXKag..Lemon Warning Rated M..
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Body Language by Fenikkusuken reviews
Kagome still needs some convincing that Inuyasha doesn't see her as a replacement for Kikyo...Rated M for citrus content
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
About time by Kawaii girl 4 life reviews
LEMON!Ok you have Inuyasha in a hut alone with Kagome.He's tied up with no way to get away.Kagome want's to do somthing with him and what they do has Sango fainting. You do the math.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Secrets of a Brownie Addict by LadyCatBailey reviews
AU Kagome describes herself as boring vanilla ice cream and everyone she knows would agree. Kagome, InuYasha, hot sex in a public bathroom, what more do we need?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Puppies and CottonTails by Ami DragonHeart reviews
Kagome's dressed as a playboy bunny...in the fuedal era, and who's the demon watching her? ONESHOT. Warning: Lemony goodness. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Something You've Never Noticed by Raelin Nariko reviews
They say time heals all wounds. That's not all time does as InuYasha is about to find out in the form of a young woman from the future. Lemon InuKag PenName changed!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Screw the Paparazzi! by Conservgurl reviews
[ONESHOT]Kagome is one of the top paparazzi in Hollywood, she just got a great pic of Inuyasha breaking up with his girlfriend Kikyou. What will she do when the actor Inuyasha catches her alone afterward?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Art of Submission by Ami DragonHeart reviews
One shot. In a battle with Koga, to defend Kagome's honour, Tetsusaiga is knocked out of Inuyasha's hands. It's up to Kagome to prove to Inuyasha that she bares no threat. Lemon.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Mermaids by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kagome, a popular seaside bartender, finds her life turned upside down by the arrival of a mysterious, silver haired sailor. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Temple of the Dog by Urd-chan reviews
Kagome inadvertently unseals the deity Inuyasha, who has been pinned to a pillar in his temple for fifty years, and becomes the temple's new priestess. Can she soften the heart of Inuyasha, who is still hurting from the betrayal of the first priestess of
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,602 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Worst Nightmare by Serenita reviews
Inuyasha is placed in another of Naraku's traps, this one seriously vicious, in which he will have to witness everything that he fears of happening in his dreams in attempt to shatter his soul Of course it has to do with Kagome InuKag COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete