![]() my profile i dont write any stories cause... i dont know...i just dont. but i do like to read other stories. type of fanfiction i like Harry Potter- hermione and harry/hermione and Draco The wallflower- kyohei and Sanoku Inuyasha-kagome and inuyasha Bleach- rukia an ichigo Twilight- edward and bella -o- If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. 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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that TWILGHT one of the best books known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. -0- If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile. If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. -0- 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, Christinesangel100,MarauderGirlHasGryffindorPride Nynayve, Red Red apples If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile. -0- ╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed -If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this to your profile. "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is life is 'never try' 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. ³§§§§§§§§§ §§§§§§§§§§³ Things I learned from reading Twilight; 1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine. "Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over." ; Check This Out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile -0- SOME PEOPLE BELIVE IN GOD, I BELIVE IN MUSIC SOME PRAY, I TURN UP THE RADIO -0- ok so i got this idea form someone elses profile, here are som of me and my friends quots Bayley: were on a fucken missh-translation we are on a fucken mission. Nadia: no your just the type of crazy that needs a straight jacket. Tasha: rawr Cecilia: what a dumbass Nakiesha:haha Jordyn:you imbecial Assley AKA ashley: squeak Assley AKA ashley: when did my smily face get teeth? -0- 24 Things I owe to my Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 6. My mother taught IRONY. 7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. 18. My mother taught me about ESP. 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. 22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. 24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. -0- RULES: 1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say? -Change by Taylor Swift 2. How would you describe yourself? -in love with a girl By Gavin Degraw 3. -What do you like in a guy/girl? -come on and love me by kiss 4. How do you feel today? -How can you mend a broken heart- Bee Gees -I'm not really sad, but calm 5. What is your life's purpose? -Girl Can't help it By Journy -yup i can't help it 6. What is your motto? -Mickey by Toni Basil -Haha i don't like being left behind 7. What do your friends think of you? -Teardrops on my Guitar by Taylor Swift -God i hope not 8. What do you think of your parents? -Black Velvet By Alannah Myles -um idk i know my parents think i'm insane 9. What do you think about very often? -Lying is the most fun a girl can have by Panic at the Disco! -haha opps. 10. What is 2 + 2? -Te Quiero By Flex -that made no sense 11. What do you think of your best friend? -Can't get this stuff no more by Van Halen -oh yeah tottaly discribes them. 12. What do you think of the person you like? -Animal city By Shakira -well ...yeah 13. What is your life story? -I kissed a girl by Katy Perry -no but i always do thing that i'm not soposed to 14. What do you want to be when you grow up? -I've gotta to get a message to you By Bee Gees -um i can't make the connection. 15. What do you think of when you see the person you like? -Love is loudby Kiss -yup yup yuuper 16. What will you dance to at your wedding? -I'm so sick by flyleaf -um.. maybe 17. What will they play at your funeral? -Too much heaven by Bee Gees -no sense has anyone noticed all the Bee Gees songs? 18. What is your hobby/interest? -Voulez- Vous by ABBA -Um...this makes me sounds like a hoe 19. What is your biggest fear? -Flashing lights by Kanye West -um i gusse being underestimated 20. What is your biggest secret? -there for you by Flyleaf -i want to there for all my friends 21. What do you think of your friends? -the only one by Evanescence -god i love this song 22. What will you post this as? -crazy little thing called love By Michael Buble um yeah Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life. Opening credits: You don't know me by Michael buble Waking up: Just fine by Mary j. Blige First day of school: Shake a leg by ACDC Falling in love: You belong with me by Taylor Swift (aww how cute) Fighting: Mother,Father by Journey Breaking up: Love Drunk by boys like Girls (perfect) Driving: My style by the black eyed peas Mental Breakdown: costume makes the clown by Shakira (oh yeah) Getting back together: only the young Journey Wedding: Knock you down By Keri Hilson Birth of a child: Shout it out loud by Kiss Final battle: You win again By Bee Gees Death scene:Come on get higher by Matt Nathanson Funeral:Possibilty by Lykke Li End credits:Tell me why by Taylor swift -0- 79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny. I got this from the internet. Not mine!) 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" -0- ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. 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If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you steal the sugar in Home Ec. and start eating it.So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. 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