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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Normal People vs. PJO fans

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will think they're insane

NORMAL PEOPLE: shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down, make it sunny, and go for vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise

PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-Blue plastic hairbrushes are deadly weapons.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-Even plants can wage war.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories copy and paste this to your profile.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Athlon, Chaos' Commander of the Universe by Lmb111514 reviews
Wars over and Percy's life is great. That all changes when Jacob comes and is set on ruining Percy's life. Soon, he wins, making Percy leave. Percy's soon found by Chaos and joins him as his commander. PERCABETH! full sum. inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,803 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Blessed (Not) reviews
Nine years after the war with Gaea, Sally and Paul Blofis have an eight year old daughter, Mara. Their family dynamics are falling apart due to Sally's cancer. Percy is locked in at camp for years because he had become too strong, and therefore every monster's main target. But what happens when Mara does something, something she can't explain, even though she is perfectly mortal?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2017