Jimmyjam the Elf
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Joined 09-24-09, id: 2094586, Profile Updated: 01-03-14

What's to tell? An Elf born on the fringes of the mysterious and fantastic (seriously, it's actually kinda boring) and destined for greatness (A Taco bell grande meal with a large Mountain Dew), he sought out to attain a mystical and all powerful artifact (Where the hell is spell-check?).

And if my bland, overused, unoriginal asides didn't make you laugh...I got nothing.

Name: JimmyJam the Elf (Not real, but you'll get tax exemptions before I hand over my real name!)

Age: Dunno, I kinda stopped counting around six-hundred Million Bazillion...which I just started making up numbers...

Birthday: Why? You gonna get me something?

Occupation: If I told you that, I'd have to withhold your Christmas presents and cookies...

Greets Adventurer!

I'm sure that, upon reaching this point in your quest, you'd be expecting to see some kind of informational insight into who I am! Being that you have, in fact, reached this portion of my profile--if you were interested enough to check--you might be sorely disappointed as I have virtually nothing to fork over.

Seriously, the IRS doesn't play around, but enough about that! The first thing, I like yuri; no real rhyme or reason, I just do. In fact, I actually detest heterosexual pairings, so when scouring the site, you know what I'm looking for, and though I tend not to comment, I'm more than likely critiquing you very harshly offline. If I'm not...well...I really need to get into the swing of commenting; however, fear not! My opinion is not (unfortunately) the be all and end all, so...yeah, you can ignore me.

Pet peeves? I hate it when authors will put character pairs under a genre that has nothing to do with the selected characters! Seriously, I absolutely detest going into a Kim Possible fic with the character tags "Kim Possible" and "Shego" under "Romance" only to find out it it's a romance between Kim and Ron with Shego thrown in.

It would be nice if authors that do this could step back and evaluate how to appropriately tag their works; it helps save people like me time and pain. Also, it's common sense. And that's my rant; you can contact me if you like, but if it starts getting creepy, I'll have to call it quits (and possibly forward the incriminating evidence to the police).

Don't get me wrong, I like to joke around and have fun with it once in a while (Check out the lame beginning to my profile), but I can get serious.

As stated before, I love yuri; I'd like to read yaoi...but fangirls just make it unbearable sometimes. I have a vested interest in a few specifics, such as the previously stated "Kim Possible," the unmentioned but should be obvious "Avatar: the Last Airbender," "Teen Titans," "Naruto," (Don't much like the series--too much filler--but it has torrents of yuri material), and that's to name a few off the top of my head. I usually just scour the site for good yuri potential, as well as well written fics.

Also, if anyone knows were to find some really good horror fanfics, let me know.

Above all else; I love Deadpool! The greatest thing to come out of marvel ever!

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The Sting of Summer's Winter by GhostofWintersPast reviews
Power. Grace. Duty. Success. As heir to a powerful multinational conglomerate, Elsa was groomed to embody all of these qualities and more. But a lifetime spent in the pursuit of perfection couldn't prepare her for the love she would have to conceal from the one person whom she has sought to protect from all those who would threaten her happiness... Anna. Her sister.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 206,584 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Elsa, Anna]
Anna Enchanted by Mesmerist reviews
"Elsa had not meant to find her mother's book hidden away in one of the drawers of the royal chambers. She hadn't meant to learn that there was a reason she had magic in her veins thanks to Queen Idunn. Elsa didn't know that these spells sought out queens, could only be seen and cast by queens, and tempted only queens." Elsanna, smut warning.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Elsa, Anna]