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Wowie you've found my profile. I'm part of, in my opinion at least, way too many fandoms for my own good.

Name: Dictiongirl

Where I live: Unicorn Island

HP house: Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw!

I'm obsessed with:

Animes

Blue exorcist/ Ao no exorcist

Durarara!!(partially watched, love it nonetheless)

Kuroshitsuji/ Black Butler

Soul eater

Free!

Haikyuu!!

Fairy tail

Ouran high school host club

Servamp

Books

Percy Jackson and the olympians/ Heroes of olympus

Harry potter

Music

Bangtan Sonyeonan/Bullet proof boy scouts(I'll never let go of this name fjcnskf)/Beyond the scene

Seventeen

Blackpink

Anime openings/endings

Heathers

Hamilton

Dear Evan Hansen

Caravan palace

Pentatonix

Panic at the disco

Youtube

Liza koshy

Nigahiga

Ramenai

Bo burnham (technically this counts)

Domics

EroldStory

IISuperwomanII

Glamist

Scotch

Jaiden animations

Inverted question mark

Jello apocalypse

Kiera

Kookies and cream

Abratasas

Akidearest

Ryusalover

Elemental fa

Lavender towne

Leeandlie

Park chim chim

Shawn wasabi

Sliceofotaku

Spechie

Studio C

Teakip

Sully orchestration

TheOdd1sOut

Super fruit

Thomas Sanders

Drakeleeshow

Oh dear. That's a lot of youtube but hey who cares ahahahaha

. . . (What? Why is this here?)

. . . (Obviously as a space filler/separating separator)

. . . (Ah. Makes complete sense.)

Now onto random things.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

VERY FEW PERSONAL PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED THROUGH THE SUBTLE APPLICATION OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES!

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me... Oh the fun to be had!

LOVE YOUR ENEMIES... IT PISSES THEM OFF.

I'm not so good with the advice, can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have good ideas...

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Silence is golden. Ductape is Silver.

They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!

The problem with stealing quotes of the internet is you never know if they are genuine. -Abraham Lincoln

Posted by eldestwand and added on slightly by me.

Hufflepuff is staying up all night giggling with friends. It's the sleepy “I love you” at the end of a five hour phone call. It's a significant other running their fingers through you hair during a Sunday picnic. It's finding a baby bird with a broken wing and nursing it back to health. It's smiling at a stranger on the subway. Hufflepuff is picking flowers off trees and tying them into your friends hair. It's wiping the sweat from your forehead after a long day’s work. It's freshly baked bread and golden sunlight flooding through the windows. Hufflepuff is loving good way too much and crying with friends and loving until it hurts. Honey. Haru. Mori.

Gryffindor is laughing so loudly that strangers stare at you. It's playing truth or dare at three in the morning. It's running around like crazy people with your best friend. It's catching fireflies on a warm summer night. It's complimenting a stranger’s crazy hair color and feeling so good when the smile. Gryffindor is hurling toilet paper over someone's yard then laughing so hard it hurts. It's standing up to a childhood bully. It's unhealthy amounts of candy and fiery red sunsets. Gryffindor is being an adrenaline junkie and trying to do what's right and getting back up after being knocked back down. Tamaki. Hikaru. Fairy tail.

Ravenclaw is 3 am conversations about the meaning of life. It's having a small close knit circle of friends who would die for each other. It's longing to touch your lovers soul. Its googling pictures of llamas in tuxedos when you actually got online for a research paper. It's feeling an instant bond with a stranger who's wearing a band or tv show t-shirt. It's being quirky and not caring. Ravenclaw is being obsessed with a certain book, show, or band and pouring your soul into your work and expressing yourself creatively. Kyoya. Me.

Slytherin is being willing to kill for the people you love. It's having 3am gossip sessions with your best friend. It's staring into you significant others eyes and instantly knowing what they're thinking. It's daydreaming about what the future holds. It's always having a twinkle in your eye because you're always one step ahead. It's the thrill you get when you're playing strategic board games. Slytherin is putting up walls because you feel things so deeply. It's people being attracted to your mysterious vibe. Its a waterfall in the middle of nowhere and an ambitious dream. Slytherin is being a natural leader and being successful and loving so much more than you let on. Ciel. Nico the angel. Kaoru.

Something beautiful:

George Carlin

George Carlin's wife died early in 2008 and George followed her, dying in July 2008. It is ironic George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent and so very appropriate. An observation by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

And always remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin

An excellent example of how flames should be treated

Campaign against Flamers:

"I finally got a flaming reviewer. But I don't understand why they didn't just ignore the story!" - Aren't you the most enlightened little cunt I've ever seen? You posted this story, you wanted reviews, and out of all of them, mine are the only ones that call the shit out for what it is. But you, clearly, are too damn stupid, and clearly don't know how to use proper grammar...even as a fucking nursing student! So you can take your little explanations and shove them up your ass, because there is nothing of value to this story, and I have taken it upon myself to tell you where this story is going wrong, and how much of a fail you are.

But clearly, you are so used to getting your ass kissed by dumb reviewers who haven't a fig about what real literature is, or decent characters, so of course they're an accurate representation of what you are.

I'll say it once, I will say it again: Vivian is one of the most annoying cunts I have ever seen in a story. She pokes Altair in the eye, she mocks him, she mocks everyone, she acts tough, she thinks she knows everything, and she makes these stupid references that no one gives two shits about, because DUR HUR HUR, IT'S FUNNY GUIZE.

That right there is your humour. Vivian is a retarded version of you. She sings out loud, she tags along with the Assassins even though they'd leave her out to the curb to die, she doesn't wear the proper attire - oh, I'm sorry, you /tried/ to excuse this but I haven't seen it yet - and no one, NO ONE, would ever believe her shit story. But oh fucking no, it's fanfiction you say, even though this is one steaming pile of bullshit, and I got my first whiteknight because they clearly were offended by my "sexist" remarks.

Well I'm going to take my offensiveness and raise the bar. You are the perfect reason as to why fangirls do not make good writers, and why they are whiny, insufferable wenches and piss and moan when someone comes around and tells the truth. Because the truth is offensive, you know.

There is no plot to this story other than some cunt tagging along on some useless adventures to find fuck all. She pokes Altair in the eye, and people call him a crybaby.

Yeah. About that. Altair would take that bitch's eye out before she could blink. He nor Malik would ever, ever bring along this Miss Feminist Bitch along with them. She is, yet again, what is wrong with feminism. She snorts as "sexist" remarks, goes on ASSASSIN TRAINING, FUCK YEAH! and has all the knowledge of the world...yet still manages to screw everything up. Don't try to defend this horrible character, because she is in a way you, though in real life you'd be left to die in the desert. Vivian is the antitheses of all the Creed stands for, because can't do this simple thing:

Shut the fuck up.

This is not Altair. Once Vivian opened her sassy mouth he'd backhand her. Vivian is most certainly not a funny character. She's what happens when a retarded fangirl gets sucked into her fandom and acts like a complete idiot.

Paradoxes? DUR HUR, WHAT THAT. History? LOOK AT ME, I KNOW IT, BITCH! Sexism? LOOK AT ME, I AM SUPER FEMINIST! OBEY ME!

Good God, woman. Whoever taught you? I can already tell you are a horrible student with zero logic in that noggin of yours. But of course, like before, you'll just ignore it because LOOK AT ALL THE REVIEWS!

Yeah? Those 300 people other than me? Retards. All of 'em."

My response? To this person and all who do this?

Your opinion does not equal their opinion. Constructive Criticism is welcomed--flames are too. But going so low to insult their intelligence, their education, and their belief is just unbelievable. You do not know this person. You have never met this person face to face (And if you have then I shall leave you alone) and yet you treat them like shit because of what? A story. A simple story that you can choose to ignore. And their readers can think what they like because theyhave minds of their own and they can think. They don't need you to tell her that this is retarded, that her character is a useless cunt, or that what they are reading makes them retarded too.

The readers know what they are reading and if they enjoy it it should be none of your business to say it is wrong. Or retarded. Or whatever curse word is near at that moment.

If you truly believe that you are doing is for their good, think of it as the equivalent of someone walking up to you in the streets, telling you to go fuck yourself, and then saying, "It's for your own good."

It's not something you should be doing. This is a blow to their self esteem--their much needed self esteem--and I won't even tell you that you should be ashamed of yourself. Words hurt. They hurt more than knives and swords and bullets. There is a good reason the quote 'The pen is mightier than the sword' exists and is still alive today.

Please think of this before you flame someone and judge them harshly.

Repost this if you have gotten a review like this (One that mocks your beliefs and your physical being) or if you want to stop this. Repost this if you know someone who has gotten a review like this.

Johanna

Words hurt.

This was on Johanna Night's profile. She's a great writer, check her stories out!

More fun copy and paste things (low key stealing half of Johanna's profile but hey, it's a compliment)

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever paced a room pitching story ideas to yourself out loud copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think FanFiction is better than drugs and alcohol put together copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed out loud at a really inappropriate time because the scene you were plotting out in your head was hilarious copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "there," "they're," and "their." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Percy Jackson and the Fairy Tale Collection by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
Once upon a time, there was an extraordinary prince named Percy who conquered evil step-mothers, magic curses, poisoned fruit, unnecessary musical numbers, and a rather alarming number of talking woodland creatures. Or, a retelling of classic fairy tales with Percy as the princess.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,023 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Percy J. - Complete
Absolute Ouran by Artemis Day reviews
It's not often you get a package in the mail that's as big as you are. Less often would you get more than one, and NEVER would you find six human males inside. Unless of course you're Haruhi Fujioka. Based on the shojo manga, Absolute Boyfriend.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,784 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Forgotten Paradise by Average Canadian reviews
"Percy?" "Hmm?" "We're going to be friends for ever... right?" she asked hopefully, not letting the anxious look come across her face. "Of course." Percy smiled easily. At that moment, it was almost as if fate was chuckling darkly at them. Two kids in a rowboat dreaming of the unknown future. The inky ominous future that would tear them apart and fiddle with their heart strings. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,583 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Rachel D.
Murkiest Intentions by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
On Isla Nublar, one wrong move could mean certain death. Park manager Annabeth Chase is certain that adding the raptor paddock with their infuriating new trainer, Percy Jackson, is the epitome of this idea. But they find that here in Jurassic World, the secrets that lie in the shadows just might be more dangerous than the dinosaurs themselves. Beautiful cover art by Artsybookworm!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,953 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/7/2015 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Poseidon, Thalia G. - Complete
The Light Before We Land by Felicity Dream reviews
Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,756 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Percy J.
A Thousand Years by Luna-Incendia14 reviews
Percy Jackson has been having nightmares about a girl with blonde hair and grey eyes and burning cities, day after day. The doctors are convinced he's crazy and so they send him to Goode Academy, a school for "special" kids like him. Only Percy knows he's not crazy. Or is he? Soon he's wrapped up in a mystery far beyond just the school and a love that lasts for more than a lifetime
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,633 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Your Body is a Weapon by tastewithouttalent reviews
"'You'll find another meister partner. I'm sure there's someone better suited to your weapon type than me.'" After Shinra finds a different weapon partner, Izaya is unwilling to even consider the possibility of working with someone new until latecomer meister Heiwajima Shizuo joins Shibusen in search of a partner. Part one of When I've Got You series. Followed by By Your Side.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,988 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 10/3/2016 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] [Shinra K., Celty S.] - Complete
Rising Stars and Full Circles by FourthDistraction reviews
Two decades after Asura's defeat, life has settled back into its normal rhythm, but there will always be those that seek to harm the world. Luckily, there will always be heroes ready to rise up and stop them, even if those heroes don't believe in themselves quite yet. SoMa, TsuStar. Ep: You know what they say about the best laid plans...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 355,392 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/16/2015 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] [Black Star, Tsubaki N.] - Complete
Level Pair by nyxysabyss reviews
Everyone loses something precious at some point. It could be something as simple as a missed opportunity or something as great as a loved one. Each deals with that sorrow in their own way—but Tobio Kageyama has no idea how Shouyou Hinata will overcome the loss of his wings. All Kageyama does know, is that he won't let him face that future alone. Inspired by Craziiwolf's KHWinged AU
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Shoyo H., Tobio K.] - Complete
The Pit by Aria Taylor reviews
Everyone is born with a twin. One is evil and one is good. At sixteen, the twins must take a test to see which one they are. The good one is sent to Elysium, the perfect paradise. The evil one is sent to the Pit, a place where crime and death is a daily occurrence. Annabeth doesn't have a twin. When she turns sixteen, the government must guess what she is. And they choose wrong.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,656 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C. - Complete
The Book Nook by Aria Taylor reviews
"What?" he said in a teasing tone. "Am I distracting you with my gorgeous body?" She offered the boy an indifferent shrug. "No, the amount of stupid radiating off of you is threatening to choke me." OR, Annabeth has a secret and Percy is the spawn of Satan. AU. One-shot. Percabeth. Nominee for the Multifandom Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
the kids are alright by guiltylights reviews
The graduated seniors come and visit the first-years they left behind, and things are all as they should be. – canon-compliant fic; third-year!first years.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Complete
My Knight In Slightly Rusted Armor by Aria Taylor reviews
Percy and Annabeth had been studying for about an hour on Percy's bed. Studying the proper way to kiss, that is. Okay, so maybe they were more just plain making out than "studying", but still. No one had to know the details. OR, Annabeth encounters a spider and Percy's there to rescue her. One-shot. T for kissing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
From An Ache For Family by Johanna Night reviews
(Family) fam·i·ly: noun- A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement. Hades has never had a genuine family, and maybe it's all he ever wanted.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Hades, Percy J. - Complete
Suck on That, Kate Middleton! by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Travis and Katie go to the grocery store. Tratie fluff out the whazoo. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete