Kaeruko Suigami
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Joined 08-28-06, id: 1123938
Author has written 1 story for Gravitation.

Name: My name is not really Kaeruko, that is all you need to know.

Age: Old enough to drink, smoke, and destroy other people's souls.

Where I live: At my house, with the rest of the crazies.

YouTube has stolen my soul.

7Nov07

Not that anyone cares, but I recently changed my pen name. I am now my own person.

17Oct07

Yeah, I really hate this story I'm currently working on. I'm seriously thinking of just posting the half chapter I have and letting the next continue to fester in my brain. I knew I shouldn't have started this damn project. Next time I'm just gonna wait till the damn thing is finished before I post it.

18Aug07

Sorry I haven't updated recently. I've been moving, then the DSL line got all screwed up, then there was the whole getting to and from work thing. Anyway it's been a huge mess so you'll all have to be patient with me for a little while longer. Maybe if you are all good little boys and girls, there will be a special surprise in the next chapter. We shall see.

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Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Beautiful Music by Jennifer Ryan reviews
SLASH. Eric/Hyde.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,112 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Eric F., Steven H.
Weird Dean by Water-Nymph1970 reviews
Dean has a secret, one that leads to EXPLICIT and GRATUITOUS MATURE content! You were warned. Place mind in the gutter and sneak a peek. hermaphrodite!Dean smut NO wincest Come for the weird smut, stay for the plot!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 227,630 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Dean W.
Heaven is a place on earth by Damerel reviews
In which Castiel is thankful for yoga, Dean does not panic at the disco, and nobody knows quite what Sam is doing.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Book of Dean by Bogwitch reviews
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and… Dean?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Survivor by Clement Rage reviews
ffvii through the eyes of a shinra soldier. Rated m for strong language and the honey bee inn. Chapter 27 up. DOC SPOILERS! Also DOC SPOILERS in chap 29
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,186 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
When Chibis Attack! by chaosbfly reviews
Ever thought about the logistical problems of being 1 foot tall, with mittenhands and eyes taking up a full half of your face? How would the cast of Saiyuki handle this in a real world environment? Parody of all things Chibi.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 53,718 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005
The Random Life of Reno by Mischievious Moogle reviews
Just some random stories about [almost] everyone's favorite Turk, Reno!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/9/2006
Kon and Ichigo's Drunken Adventure by Red S. Turtle reviews
Kon and Ichigo revel in drunk drunkeness while drinking. Y'know, 'cause drinking's fun. Not a oneshot after all.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Shinra Training Manual by Soduka reviews
Getting into Shinra isn't as easy as you think....Now being continued!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006
The Secretary by midori tsuki reviews
Sephiroth's new secretary is a little. . . Eccentric.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 37,061 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Sephiroth, Jessie - Complete
Brutality by MonsterBrat reviews
A tiny Creed study, about life as we know it.
Black Cat - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
The Liquorice Hours by teethlikedog reviews
Sweet like your mouth. [SvenTrain]
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Holy Paycheck! by chaosbfly reviews
What's your performance bonus like when you work for the Gods? Come on, you know Sanzo and the guys weren't doing all that work for free...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
beating people up with sticks! by Tyrne J reviews
pain and suffering in the form of a massive PWP! update: trying very hard, in which the author really does, and someone suffers because of it. Oh. Well.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,738 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004
In Which Slash Clichés are Rampantly Abused by moosemaster reviews
Just what the title says- in response to the cliché challenge on the Mash Slash message board. (absurd and silly slash, of course)
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2004
Origami Tales by Ariana Deralte reviews
The early life of Genjo Sanzo, in three parts. Warning: Contains humour. Complete
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003 - G. Sanzo, Komyou S. - Complete
Obon by Nicolle reviews
After an odd request, Kenshin finds himself in Kawagoe for the Festival of the Dead.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Kenshin - Complete
Now What? reviews
Yuki opens his door one morning to find a kid standing there. Now what?
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete