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Joined 08-28-06, id: 1123683, Profile Updated: 06-10-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi, I'm baka-tensai, or the-stupid-genius on deviantart. But you can call me Sam(antha).

I'm too lazy to write myself up a profile here, so click this link if you want to read one, okay? :)

Lovely.

I'm feeling industrious, so I will write a profile (instead of doing my schoolwork).

Samantha is an eighth grader and is thirteen years old/odd. She enjoys reading/writing fanfiction and published stuff, competitive swimming, art, and music. Her current interests are Twilight, Naruto (not the anime), Harry Potter, The Silmarillion/other Tolkien stuff, Ouran, Suzumiya Haruhi, and Phantom of the Opera. And Mugglecast.

Samantha is also too lazy to upload an avatar anywhere besides deviantart. She doesn't write sequels to completed stories unless a huge anvil of inspiration falls on her head. Expect periods of inactivity between short bursts of posting lots of stuff.

Samantha absolutely despises earthworms and non-canon/crack pairings. Especially Jasper/Bella, Edward/Alice, Harry/Hermione, SasuHina, the works. But crack yaoi pairings are okay because gays are awesome.

I take requests.

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The Princes of the Noldor by erunyauve reviews
Series of vignettes, each concerning a grandson of Finwe at a turning point or decisive moment. Update - added outtake from Chapter 11.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/26/2007
A Voyage Unforeseen by Love-the-Boots reviews
The story we all know and love, told through Nat Eaton's eyes. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
The Meaning Of Life by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
Together by TheMissingFrame reviews
ONESHOT. Fred and George had always been a pair. There was never one without the other. Yet, when Fred falls, George reacts destructively. [SPOILERS] Yes, there are a lot out there like this, lately, but... give it a chance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Happy Christmas: The Wrapping Should've Stayed On by theNEWanias reviews
Fred and George Weasley Return home for the holidays, for a much deserved family celebration. The trouble is, when they have a little to much too drink, it becomes more than obvious what they feel for each other. Complete Uh oh. slash, FWGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Flame Rekindled by Istarnie reviews
Fëanor reflects upon his time spent in the Halls of Awaiting, and his encounters with Námo Mandos.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006
The Wait by Delano reviews
JPOV. Jasper's thoughts while Alice and Bella are in Italy to save Edward. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Charmer of the Shadows by LesMisLoony reviews
Despite what you may think, Montparnasse’s life was really a neverending search for love, happiness, and fancy clothes... until he met Eponine. Rated for language, loose women, and lots of blood. Complete at last.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,454 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Montparnasse, Eponine - Complete
Ce Soir by lock shock and barrel reviews
[very slight EponinexMontparnasse] This fic is the lovechild of Panic! At the Disco and Paroxsymal Lupine staying up until like 5 in the morning. Revel in it. Yes, the title is lame. Deal.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Eponine - Complete
MY Silmaril! by sistertotherain reviews
The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Love Lessons by Anthea Rose reviews
When her dream of wedding night bliss goes up in flames, Sophie learns what problems come from marrying a man with the heart of a child. A sensual story to add a little variety beyond the fluffy fairy tale.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,319 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006
Choices by lara-surreality reviews
In that time Celebrimbor the son of Curufin repudiated the deeds of his father and remained in Nargothrond...
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
Family Traditions by lara-surreality reviews
Celebrimbor finds himself unable to meet one of his father's demands and seeks help from Maedhros.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
Crime and Punishment by Avalon Estel reviews
The Feanorians were never a calm group of people. But then, the Halls of Mandos isn't exactly the calmest place. [Oneshot: Complete]
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Crime and Punishment by Faerlan reviews
Companion piece to "Meet the Feanorians." Feanor punishes Celegorm and Curufin for getting him and everyone else drunk at Turgon's wedding.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2005
l'esprit mort by Kang Xiu reviews
The creature which is called Eponine has a romance of sorts with the fine shadow that is Montparnasse. In response to a request for Ep'Parnasse which is not non-con.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005
Meet the Feanorians by Faerlan reviews
Feanor and his dysfunctional brood crash Turgon's wedding, and when a certain hated Vala drops by uninvited, the fun really begins! Rated for some language, innuendo and drunken elf behavior. Ch.3 now up.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005
stay here by nebulia reviews
My personal celebration of my oneyear anniversary in fan fiction and Les Mis. The product of three month's hard work. AU. a 10x100 piece. EponineMontparnasse, onesided EponineMarius, implied MariusCosette, and angst galore.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Eponine - Complete
Fallen Star by Angel Angamaite reviews
The sons of Fëanor reflect. (Featuring Maedhros, Maglor, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod, Amras, Elrond and Elros.)
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004
Breaking Tradition by Quinga reviews
Shortie featuring Curufin and the importance of names.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2004
House of Fire by Evenstar Elanor reviews
The House of Fëanora noble house, a cursed house, a house that will live beyond the breaking of the world. What drove them to the infamous deeds they did? The one left behind can tell, for she was also inthe House of Fire...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
Nîr Arnoediad by erunyauve reviews
(Tears Unnumbered) - Curufin and Celegorm meet their death in Doriath. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Complete
Visits in Eregion by Soledad reviews
A CelebrimborNarvi friendship fic. An aging Narvi undertakes several journeys to Eregion to visit his elven friend -- and witnesses important events.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2004
Between Brothers by Still Anonymous reviews
A conversation between Caranthir and Curufin, sons of Feanor, about their family. Before the loss of the Silmarils, there were rumors and whispers of unrest. Advice is given and taken from one brother to another.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
Reflection by kasura reviews
Curufin's thoughts before marching to Doriath.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2003
Feanor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Zimraphel reviews
Now you can finally have your very own Noldorin genius. Based on Theresa Green's LOTR Owner's Manual series, authored with her permission, the spirit of Fire can now be yours.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003
I am back by Nerdanel reviews
A young Celebrimbor wants to meet his grandmother. Also featuring Feanor and Nerdanel. New chapter added: Celebrimbor spends the day with Nerdanel. Please R&R.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003
A Letter from the Principal by Ivanneth reviews
Silmarillion-based. What if little Feanor had attended Nursery School?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/23/2002
Fire and Light by Oboe-Wan reviews
Takes place during the Second Age - Celebrimbor, Galadriel, and Celeborn. - revised chapter 2!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 5/15/2002
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2002
Here Once Was Light by erunyauve reviews
Celegorm and Curufin in a rare reflective mood.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2002
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2002
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Fulfillment reviews
Post-Eclipse. Companion to All the Difference. Alice finds Jasper distraught and neglected and seeks to console him after reflecting on her past. One-shot; Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
All The Difference reviews
Post-Eclipse. Jasper feels neglected, depressed, and conflicted when he finds something odd in the woods. One-shot; complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete