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Konnichiwaaaa! gliituuuhs here but you can call me Glii :


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-Fairy Tail

--*Broken Rule

--*Heart Beat


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

This is super sweet. Really... If you read it and think that it's sweet, copy and paste it into your profile!


Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!


FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS:

Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS:

Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS:

Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS:

Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!


Stolen from BastLover, who Stole it from xxSaphireBluexx, She stole this from leoslady4ever who stole this from Nicole4211's profile who had stole it from HoneyMelons

Fairy Tail fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!

1. Erza Scarlet

2. Mirajane Strauss

3. Gajeel Redfox

4. Makarov Dreyar

5. Lucy Heartfilia

6. Jellal Fernandes

7. Natsu Dragneel

8. Levy McGarden

9. Wendy Marvell

10. Gray Fullbuster

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Lucy and Gray? Yosssh ! Alot, i mean ALOT !

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Gajeel, Hot? For me, NO ! but for Levy, Maybe yes? XD Mwahahahahhaha !

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Jellal got Erza pregnant? I would die happy! .

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah, but just a little bit.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Natsu and Mira? Maybe. Just Maybe.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Makarov and Levy or Makarov and Wendy? NONE ! Master you perv ! -.-

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Natsu would announce it to the guild, Blabber there, Blabber here. While Gajeel and Levy will just blush as the color of Erza's Hair. XD Hahahaha..

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Mira and Jellal ? NOOOO !

Erza and Jellal have been dating for atleast a year now. Erza introduced Jellal to the guild members, but one girl caught his eyes other than Erza. It's the Barmaid, Mirajane Strauss.

It sucks :P Its Erza x Jellal x Mirajane XD I'll try to make a story about this ! XD

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Makarov and Gray? Pffft! HAHAHAHHAHA ! NONE ! HAHAHHAHAHAH XD

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Lonely Scarlet Rose :P

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Makarov and Erza? Pffft ! Nothing goes in my mind ! :P I'll just type here if i think something about it ! Pfft ! HAHHAHAHA!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

I dunno. None of my friends reads. :'

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

She looks so perfect by 5 seconds of summer. make it " He " XD

"You Look so perfect standing there,

In my American Apparel underwear."

It just goes in my mind. Underwear. Because of Gray's stripping habit. XD

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Gajeel/Mira/Jellal. Warning: The following fanfiction. You have been warned.

LOL ! I can't think of any warning. XD

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Levy to Lucy? XD No No ! XD


You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say butlers,We say Hayate or Sebastian

You say Grim Reaper,We say Soul Reaper

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud


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Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus’ arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!!!!!!


Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why?

Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!


Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee


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Sakura of the Mist by Sakura-Hinata-Akatsuki reviews
When Sasuke comes back he brings his team with him. Karin turns everyone on Sakura. When the Misukage offers Sakura a chance to become stronger, well how could Sakura refuse? Years later something happens. Sakura and her new friends must team up with the leaf. How will people react. Exactly how strong is Sakura? Where is the old Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,328 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sakura H.
Things Could Be by LazuliLDaebak25 reviews
(Re-written/ON HIATUS) With a powerful kekkei genkai and an agenda to eliminate those who wiped out her family, Sakura takes on the world. (SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, eventual NejiTen, NejiSaku, ItaSaku)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
GrayLu Week 2014 by StoryWriter369 reviews
GrayLu Week 2014–All the prompts of GrayLu Week. Sept. 1-7.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] - Complete
His Dying Wish by annequinox reviews
One-shot: This is for Lucy Heartfilia, my girlfriend, my friend, my teammate and my everything, whom I've broken into pieces all because of an illness that could leave her depressed forever.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] - Complete
Celebrity Issues by annequinox reviews
She'd prefer dying over partnering with the infamous Gray Fullbuster. Besides, she'd never fall for such a deceiving man—never in her life. [INDEFINITE HIATUS]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,739 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Gray F., Lucy H.]
The Secret by dragonflame771 reviews
Lisanna came back from the dead and almost everyone ignores Lucy, then Team Natsu kicks Lucy off the team, but were surprise that she already left the team a few months before and also they finally learn her secret. What is this secret? Well read the story to find out.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,755 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Lucy H., Romeo C., Wendy M.
What could have been by Naruto410 reviews
Sakura's life comes to a abrupt halt because of a long kept, life changing secret. Contemplating her priorities and maturing into a new persona, she discovers her potential and the true meaning of being a shinobi! Steadily strong Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Sakura H.
The Last Attempt by annequinox reviews
"Jellal, can I kiss you?" "What? Why?" "Because the world's ending and I haven't had my first kiss yet." "Why me?" Lucy shrugged, "Cause you're the only one here with me." And because this was her last attempt to tell him that she loved him, that's why. JeLu DRABBLE.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/20/2013 - [Lucy H., Jellal F./Siegrain] - Complete
You Scared? by annequinox reviews
One-shot: "But I thought you said you were going with Juvia?" – Gray told Lucy that he was going with Juvia for the special occasion. However, on Halloween, he went with Lucy instead in the Haunted House. And damn, it was scary... "Kyaaa!" GraLu. Rated T for safety.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - [Lucy H., Gray F.] - Complete
Their Mistake and Her Revenge by LilMissObsessed reviews
They replaced her with Karin, leaving her shattered.She became a famous model/singer/actress. Now she's back and she's going to give them a dose of their own medicine. Do Sasuke and Sakura's love have a second chance in all this chaos?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,050 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.