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Hey there i have not made any stories yet. i hope to soon but if i leave a storie unfinished ideas would be nice.

Favorites book series are Twilight.Harry potter.Erogan.Vampirates.NERDS.
favorites colors:blue,silver,dark earthy colors,soft colors.

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A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you: Give her your attention
When she pulls away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared: Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand.
When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you: bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes: don't look away until she does
When she misses you: she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers.
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

KISSES...

Kiss on the hand - I adore you

Kiss on the cheek - I just wanna be friends

Kiss on the neck - I want you

Kiss on the lips - I love you

Kiss on the ears - I am just playing

Kiss anywhere else - Let's not get carried away

A long look in your eyes - Kiss me

Playing with your hair - I can't live without you

Hands on your waist - I love you too much to let you go.

Real Highs

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Girls don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for anothers.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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The Return by alittleinsane963 reviews
Long awaited sequel to "An Unusual Case". Gibbs and co. return to Hogwarts, but what on earth for? And WHAT are they going to do about that abominable toad hanging over their shoulder?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,651 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 1/1/2012
Recruited by LittleApril reviews
Anna Wellington is Stark Industries' top Systems and Technical Analyst, second only to Stark himself. And then SHIELD intervened. Steve/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,359 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 3,091 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC]
WIFE SWAP: CULLEN VS CLOVER by Be.Careful.I.May.Bite reviews
THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL, FUNNY I SWEAR XX
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,415 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012
Don't Mind If I Get Weak In The Knees by dangerouslywrong reviews
Sequel to I'm So Much More Then Meets The Eye. This will fast forward about two months and it will take place a few weeks before graduation. Jasper/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,358 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper
I Met You At The Blood Bank by Poppy-Robins089 reviews
What if it wasn't Bella who came to Forks but another girl who isn't anything like her she finds herself pulled into the vampire world whilst trying hunt down the man who killed her mother. Edward X OC *On HOLD.*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward
FASGS: The Guardians by StarStrellaStar reviews
The second year at the academy starts off a bit different than the last. Bella and Chris now have a big responsibility on their shoulders - "To be found and unravelled, the bonded ones must return to life and find the clues to solve the mystery."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012
Bella Cullen or Bella Volturi by mushroom-snsd reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have baby Bella! What happens when the Volturi kidnaps Bella? They never planned on adopting Bella. The Volturi hosts a Ball to welcome Bella into the family. Will the Cullens recognized Bella? *Full Summary inside* BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Home Alabama by NewTwilightEclipse reviews
Jasper has been alone for over 100 years, so what happens when he meets his singer Joanna. Can he resist her blood in order to love her as he wants, or will she be just another snack? JxOc AxOc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,470 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jasper
ReWrite: The Life of Skyler Riddle by XxPartly CloudyxX reviews
Skyler Riddle is the daughter of Lord Voldemort. This is her story! The characters are OOC, so if that annoys you please don't read this. This is all rewritten! Hope you all enjoy. Rated just in case. PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED AND ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Voldemort, OC
Once upon a Fork's fairytale by Melody-Rose-20 reviews
Once upon a time there was a young girl. She was much loved by all who knew her. Especially her Grandmother. She loved the girl so much that she made a hooded cloak for her,of deep red. The moment the girl put it on, she became known as Red Riding Hood...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Bella
The Potter Twins and the Chamber of Secrets by DownWithDeathEaters reviews
Harry and Hannah Potter are back for their second year at Hogwarts! Will Hannah's and Draco's relationship change? What about the Chamber of Secrets? And potential Ivy and Blaise? Read to find out! Part 2 of The Potter Twins!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,320 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Conflicting Motivations by Miss Snazzy reviews
Loki and Bella are kind of alike. That's why he decides to spare her by recruiting her instead. Can a Shield's mind truly be taken over? Faced with two very conflicting motivations, Bella will have to decide where her loyalties truly lie. Potential for a Loki/Bella romance, but not for quite a while.
Crossover - Twilight & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 205 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Bella, Loki
Big Brother Cullen Style! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Uh oh!The Cullen let Alice watch Big Brother!Now Carlisle is Julie Chen, the wolves and the vampires are competing for food,and Emmett's dressed like Hannah Montana?What's the secret of her past Bella's struggling to cover?Who will win Big Brother Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
High Stakes in High Heels by StarStrellaStar reviews
Being a professional thief is one thing. Being a criminal and getting paid for it is another. Being a paid criminal with two identities might be a little tricky. Especially if one identity is dating the agent that's chasing your other identity. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Knocked Up by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
Carlisle comes back from work with some new equipment for the Cullens and Bella to try out.Empathy bellies and baby dolls.As they find out, some people are better parents than others!How will Charlie take the news and what happens when Rose gets annoyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,137 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trees of Temptation by SokkaxToph reviews
RATED T - Sequel to Curiosity Killed The Cat. Jemima and Jasper are together, and everything's going perfectly, that is until some old foes decide to reappear...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Emmett by Clumzy.Person reviews
Emmett will be Emmett. We all know that. But what happens when Bella fights back? Why is Emmett's Jeep pink? And is that Bella singing? Rated T for content. Cannon Couples. Now Complete! Sequel 'This is War'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
A Hogwarts Story:The Sorcerer's Stone by TornEmotions reviews
Holly Smith is a young girl when accepted to Hogwarts. Quickly becoming friends with the famous Harry Potter, she encounters love and accepts a secret. 7 years/books put up as 7 different stories. See Disclaimers and Explanations for details.Snape/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Severus S., OC
The Chronicles of A Riddle: Year 1 by Arianna Riddle Dumbledore reviews
What if Voldemort ended up having a heir to his throne. Follow Arianna Riddle as she lives through an orphanage, love, pain, and adventure. FInd out what's so special about this eleven year old and find out about her past pain through her first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - OC, Voldemort
Ultionis by Mortissues reviews
Part Two of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions have consequences and so do loose ends. The Whitlocks fight for the things they love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 45 - Words: 93,901 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
So the Zombie fell in love with the Human? by Miss Snazzy reviews
"Okay…did you…want a treat?" Her eyebrows rise. "Because I'm pretty sure giving you a couple fingers would kind of defeat the purpose of you saving me." AU. Dark Humor. Not a crackfic...I don't think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
To Make Ends Meet by roxymar reviews
People shouldn't have to worry about raising a family at a young age or changing your own father's diapers. Due to unexpected circumstances, Bella must make an important choice. Due to having no one else, Edward has to endure alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight, On The Titanic by Dramagirl007 reviews
After watching Titanic, Edward and Bella ended up on the Titanic, but not as Edward and Bella, To the world they are Jack and Rose and Edward and Bella need to keep their identities a secret and make sure they do not change the past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,592 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exactly The Way They Were Supposed To Be by JasmineBehindTheTrees reviews
What if Bella had never been faced with nearly being hit by Tyler's van? What if she never even had any relationship with Edward Cullen? What if things were exactly the way they were supposed to be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Jacob, Bella
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Punk'd: Cullen Style by SG51169 reviews
Emmett loves playing pranks and his new target is his favorite human, Bella Swan. But when he goes too far an angry Edward and Alice decide that it's time to teach Emmett a lesson. Emmett is about to get Punk'd...Cullen style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,585 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Vampire Experiences by wanna.be.bella reviews
SEQUEL: to Human Experiences. Well you saw how crazy Bella was when she was a human. Just see how much trouble she can get herself into as a vampire! All Cullen's involved in this crazy expidition! Rated M: for vulgar language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella
Awakened to Serve by Jasperbells reviews
Bella is cursed,she has the gift of helping vampires control their thirst. What happens when she is awakened to help a very angry Jasper.Will she tell them her secret to breaking the curse and will Jasper be the one to break it? JasperxBella pairing.READ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,632 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Shut Up and Play by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her mother gets married. Football is Bella’s life and she is really good at it. The only problem it is her senior year and the guys at Forks high aren’t exactly going to let a girl join their team.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Choosing Love by Twilighter31 reviews
Sequel to Losing Love. Edward and Alice are back. How will Bella deal with Edward wanting to win back her heart. Will Bella go back to Edward? What's wrong with Alice's visions? JasperxBella fic. MUST READ LOSING LOVE FIRST! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,510 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Marigold Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Lady Acorna reviews
AU. The Potters have a girl instead of a boy. They name her Marigold Dorea Potter and she ends up becoming the Girl-who-lived. Things turn out differently from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,580 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P.
The Gift by Zoodle reviews
Tara and Jasper join the Cullen's to descend on one town, can they fit in? What happens when Tara befriends a human girl? She leaves them with a gift, one that threatens the existance of the entire family. Jasper/OC Part 2 of 3 in the Jasper/Tara Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,681 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
Stupid Questions With Answers by xemjayx reviews
What happens when people ask other people and vampires a stupid question? Read and find out! Rated T just in case. PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WE MENTION ON HERE! Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Vampire Boot Camp by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Not The Only Way by soveryunpretty reviews
AU: Bella wakes up in a hospital a vampire, with no previous knowledge that the myths are real, but not for long. The only question is, who will find her first? Will her ignorance make her an easy target to be taken advantage of?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,793 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Noon by ReddHerring reviews
A dark telling of what could have been after the events of Eclipse. The Volturi come to Forks and it does not end well. I have tried to stay true to the characters as Stephenie wrote them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,634 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Lust by jacobblack'sgirl reviews
Jasper/OC After Edward looses control trying to change Bella the Cullens fall apart.Edward becomes a recluse and Alice and Jasper grow distant.Alice leaves to find more of her family and Jasper becomes attracted to a human even more outcast then they are.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jasper
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Harry Potter The Last Heir by Little Miss Sci-Fi reviews
This is an AU story of what could have happened after the OOTP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 180,546 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vanished by The Real Blue Eyed Demon reviews
What if Edward snapped the first day? What if the Cullens stole Bella? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,175 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Bella
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 5,284 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete