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Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Steven Universe.

You know I used to have a really long profile, with fancy lists and shit, but at this point, where these stories are so old I can't bring myself to look at them without my face melting off out of shame or something- to delete them, so basically I'm here to figure out what stories I'm waiting for other authors to update.

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Steel Revolution by Nara7K reviews
After isolating himself from the other champions and League matches for six months, Mordekaiser had been awoken by the Institute once more. The Master of Metal finds himself living in a chaotic "household," fighting in the Summoner's Rift, and facing many unique situations that he'd never thought of facing before. Hopefully, the iron man would stay safe and healthy.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 343,707 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Mordekaiser, Sona
A Wolfy Problem by CynderBlue reviews
Set at the end of the second book. Mr. Crepsley does not arrive in the nick of time and Darren gets bit by the Wolfman. At first he thinks it was just an unfortunate accident, but soon he discovers he has developed a...wolfy problem.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,814 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley, Evra Von, Mr. Tiny
Steven Universe Drabbles by Lindous reviews
No matter what happens, Steven will always be there for the gems. And the Crystal Gems will always be there for Steven.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,765 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Steel Revolution (CannedReboot!) by Nara7K reviews
After isolating himself from Runeterra for three entire years, Mordekaiser steps into a world convoluted with conflicts, controversies, war, and ghetto skeleton people. With Runeterra changed and countless of situations he had never thought about facing, the lord of undead finds himself fighting an entirely new battle. Hopefully, the iron man would remain safe and healthy.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,638 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Mordekaiser - Complete
Honor Thy Family by AnimationGirl reviews
Collection of one-shots about the lovely murderous family. Chapter 3: "Near or Far", Nazir tries to find solitude in the Dawnstar Sanctuary, but when a certain vampire notices his handwriting, he is forced to deal with some truths he rather would have left unspoken.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Astrid, Babette, Veezara, Arnbjorn
A Tale of Two Towns by Sky.of.Fire reviews
The Harvest Goddess has had enough of Konahona and Bluebell fighting. She chose the young heroine, Lillian, to put this to an end. - Who has ever wondered what it would be like for the main character to do more than just smile and nod, or for the towns people to say more than just one thing. Rivalries, love, fights, and more.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Lillian, Cam/Kamil, Ash, Phillip
Together by BJ-Noteworthy reviews
After the events of Rose Quartz giving birth, Ruby and Sapphire have trouble staying together.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
Fusion Dance by Matenit reviews
It was the fifth time that Peridot tripped over her own feet, trying to match the giant gem's dance moves.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Jasper, Peridot - Complete
Report by Matenit reviews
Peridot wasn't sure when the older gem had started making passes on her.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Jasper, Peridot - Complete
Long Live the King by Disciple of Ember reviews
Deceived. Distraught. Disillusioned. Four souls have entered a world unlike any other. In order to survive they must rely on each other in a land that is out to take what little they have left. With danger closing in on all sides they only have one chance. Either find Maxwell, or die trying. Ready or not, here it comes.
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,104 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Wilson H., Willow, Wendy, Wolfgang - Complete
A Gerudo, a Twili and a Spirit by Redawilo reviews
Just because they are villains doesn't mean they can't have some fun with each other. A mostly-crack fic about what Ganondorf, Ghirahim, and Zant do in their spare time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Ganondorf, Ghirahim, Zant
Shaking Hands (Or How Gamora Realizes How Far Gone She Is) by kalina16 reviews
Peter's been captured for six consecutive days. Gamora handles it about a hundred times worse than she thought she would.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Ears Aren't Just for Listening by DjDangerLove reviews
Rocket is injured and Quill makes sure to stand by the statement he made to Corpsmen Dey. "I'm going to look out for them." One-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Drax
Recruitment by SigmaTheta reviews
It was, the military insisted quite strenuously, most definitely not an internment camp but a refuge. A place for the young and old and infirm to flee the growing unrest in the Ishval region and seek shelter until their home was safe again. And yet it was surrounded by chain-link fence and concertina wire. (A pre-series AU meeting between Olivier and Miles.)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Olivier A., Miles - Complete
Damage and Divergence by Lindous reviews
Amethyst and Garnet are both exhausted after they are separated, but after what Sugilite did, can Garnet forgive herself for allowing that to happen? Oneshot, small friendship fic. SPOILER ALERT.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Garnet, Pearl - Complete
miles to go before i sleep by Avelera reviews
Steve finds Bucky outside of the Smithsonian and invites him home. (Set post-"Winter Soldier", contains spoilers, Steve/Bucky pairing, fluff, hurt/comfort, also contains angst (because how could it not?))
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Glass of Milk by Lauralot reviews
In which in the Winter Soldier is in the care of the Avengers. He has yet to regain his memories, but he has developed a fondness for dairy products. Contains spoilers for Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Can I See You Again? by Ignescent reviews
Wendy misses Abigail and attempts to summon her.
Don't Starve - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Wendy, Abigail - Complete
A December Mistake by ConstantXIII reviews
Pearl forgot to buy a jacket yet again this year, but Garnet has her covered like always.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Garnet, Pearl - Complete
Hobby Getting by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
"Why are you surprised? I got lots of hobbies," Bixlow told her. "How else do you think I got to be so interesting?" Lisanna finds out what Bixlow does in his spare time, and it's not what she quite expected.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,800 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Lisanna S., Bickslow - Complete
Daylight's end by Mina Phantomhive reviews
Leona decided to face Diana on the battlefield, ending the bloody crusade of her best friend once and for all... Inspired by this awesome picture (which happens to be the cover too): /art/bring-down-the-lying-sun-334220035 and of course the lyrics of Diana's theme: "Daylight's End"
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Leona, Diana - Complete
Freaky Life by RJM.art reviews
From pulling pranks to unimaginable pain, Darren experiences a lot of things while growing up at the Cirque du Freak. With his best friend, Evra, at his side, anything can happen. *oneshots and mini arcs on Darren's life while he's living at the Cirque*. Rating may change.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Darren Shan, Evra Von, Mr. Crepsley
Lepidopterophobia by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Bixlow reveals his greatest fear.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Lisanna S., Bickslow - Complete
White Halloween by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Jack finds out the hard way that using multiple snowglobes simultaneously is a bad idea, and now the very makeup of his reality has changed...drastically. For instance, North is a short, stubby man, the Easter Bunny looks like a giant ball of fluff and the Tooth Fairy is scarier than the Boogie Man.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Jack S., Jack Frost
Perfect Sense by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Lisanna reveals the reasons why she and Bixlow make perfect sense together. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bickslow, Lisanna S. - Complete
Sweepstakes by Miss Mungoe reviews
There's a betting pool in Fairy Tail, because sometimes, they just don't have anything better to do between jobs. – Gajeel/Levy, Natsu/Lucy, Elfman/Evergreen. Oh, and Juvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 461 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 176 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 191 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Heart to Heart by Miss Mungoe reviews
Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 240 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Studying by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
For all his skills in fighting, Fandral has no head for names or dates, and is struggling to learn the history of Asgard. He finds himself turning for help to someone he'd never have thought to ask. slash later on
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,731 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - [Fandral, Loki] Thor, Sif - Complete
Rules of the Workplace by SageK reviews
Not long after waking up in 2011, Steve finds a strange list left on the bureau in his room.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Hand To Hold by UlquiFan4 reviews
"If Debbie would have actually d-died that night, would you still c-choose me?" Warning: Contains SLASH, Darren/Evra a.k.a boyxboy rated T for Violence, might be changed to M later...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Darren Shan, Evra Von
A night at Haunted Hill by pikinanouart reviews
Mirajane sends Levy and Gazille on the same quest 'by mistake' and they end up together in a strange mansion. But are they really alone? Rated T to be safe, Final chapter is here plus a bonus!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 399 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Talking-Rock reviews
I of course was imperfect. The ugly duckling among beautiful swans. A beggar among thieves. Alone in a room full of people." One-shot about Evra Von's early childhood.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Evra Von, Mr. Tall - Complete
Winter Slumber by fitzefitcher reviews
Marta gets sick. Greed takes care of her.[GreedMarta, because we need more of these] [Fluffy] [Please review][Completed!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Greed, Martel - Complete
Wired by Tobu Ishi reviews
Does it hurt?" Ed's in for repairs, and Winry hits a nerve...literally. Humor, one-shot, highly uncomfortable Edward, hints of hormonal EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
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That Was Unexpected reviews
Amethyst and all of her comrades get in fights all the time, that much is clear. She runs away to avoid confrontation, she argues verbally, and then they reconcile, that's the natural progress. However her routine is thrown off as she begins to see more irregularities in her companionships / Pearlnet, but more of a story about the gems as a whole. T for language.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2015 - [Garnet, Pearl] Amethyst, Steven U.
Chimera Formula
"If I am to possess God, I should at least have decent specimen at my side" Father hissed at the limp chimera below him, "I am sending you to create adequate Chimeras at the 5th Laboratory. I expect decent results." Father stressed the last sentence, a nod from the overlord sent Envy, Lust and Gluttony off to complete his task. T to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Envy, Gluttony, Lust
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