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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi. i love harry potter and reading fanfics about it! :-D

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

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You say vampires. I say wizards.

You say Jacob Black. I say Sirius Black.

You say Team Edward. I say Team Potter.

You say Robert Pattinson. I say 'is Cedric Diggory'.

You say Taylor Lautner is hot. I say Tom Felton is hotter.

You think Bella and Edward are the dream couple? I think James and Lily are the dream couple.

You say Edward. I say 'AVADA KEDAVRA, bitch.'

YOUR REAL NAME: Helen

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Helizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Lilac Panda

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rachel Knoll

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lawheson

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Blue Tango

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ewaaopn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Emily

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.

[x] You have a lot of friends.

[x] You get along with everyone.

[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.

[ ] You love soccer.

[ ] You love baseball.

[x] You’re into writing and art.

[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock.

[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.

[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.

[x] Good grades at school.

[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.

[x] You plan on going to college/university.

TOTAL:8

HUFFLEPUFF:

[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x] You laugh a lot.

[ ] You like to follow trends.

[x] Politics suck.

[x] You love to swim.

[ ] Water polo is awesome.

[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours.

[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.

[ ] You’re an optimist.

[ ] You’re completely straight edged.

[x] You’re very emotional.

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre.

[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 6

RAVENCLAW:

[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.

[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[x] Sports suck.

[x] You’re shy. (sometimes)

[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.

[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.

[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[ ] Lying is sometimes okay.

[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.

[ ] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:

[x] There’s at least one person you hate.

[ ] Basketball is a good sport.

[ ] Football is amazing.

[x] Black is a cool colour.

[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.

[ ] You’re a very deep person.

[ ] You have considered suicide.

[x] Very loyal.

[ ] You like metal.

[x] They make school seem more important than it is.

[x] You’re scared to grow up.

[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[ ] You have trust issues.

[ ] Guilty until proven innocent

TOTAL: 5

GRYFFINDOR Wins


Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts

1) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3) Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

4) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

5) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

6) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

7) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

8) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

9) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

10) Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

11) I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

12) I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".

13) I will not call the Defense Against Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

14) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

15) I am not a sloth Animagus.

16) I am not a tribble Animagus.

17) I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.

18) I do not weight the same as a duck.

19) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

20) I will not lick Trevor.

21) I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

22) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.

23) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

24) It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

25) It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

26) I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

27) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

28) I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.

29) Nor can I cast Ice 9 or Ultima.

30) I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.

31) It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".

32) Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

33) I will not refer to the hippogryph as "Horseybird".

34) I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.

35) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

36) It was not an honest mistake.

37) I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.

38) It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

39) Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

40) Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".

41) Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.

42) I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "cannon fodder."

43) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

44) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

45) My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."

46) Neville is not my valet.

47) When given a directive by my house prefect, I should not insist that "we don't need no stinking badges."

48) First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

49) House ghosts do not regularly "slime" anyone.

50) Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

51) I will not suggest that Professor Trelawney is "talking out of her arse."

52) I will not tell the Muggleborn first-years that the Forbidden Forest's real name is Mirkwood.

53) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

54) -Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

55) I am not allowed to ink my owl's feet, have it walk across a parchment, and sell the result as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.

56) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

57) I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father.

58) Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster", not "My Liege".

59) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

60) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy."

61) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

62) I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas.

63) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

64) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

65) I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.

66) -Nor will I ask her if she is Catwoman in disguise.

67) I am to stop asking Professor Snape to Yule Ball.

68) I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

69) Calling Professor Flitwick "Willow" and asking him about Madmartigan is not an appropriate question for classtime.

70) Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.

71) Portable Swamps are not funny.

72) Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.

73) Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

74) A time turner is not a flux capacitor, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

75) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

76) -No, not even though you are a witch.

77) No part of the school uniform is edible.

78) -Not allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

79) Not allowed to prophesy the end of the world more than once.

80) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

81) The Giant Squid is not to be referred to as 'my lord Cthulhu', nor am I allowed to sacrifice first years to it on the new moon.

82) I will not attempt to set up a mobile phone mast on the Astronomy Tower.

83) - Likewise the satellite dish.

84) I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.

85) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

86) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

87) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

88) I will stop substituting Professor Lupin's Wolfsbane with Polyjuice Potion containing hairs from Mrs. Norris.

89) I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

90) - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

91) -Especially not with kazoos.

92) I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.

93) Robes are appropriate school wear. Bathrobes are not.

94) The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

95) I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers.

96) I am not allowed to say "Bless you" every time someone mentions Quidditch.

97) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

98) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

99) When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is '42'.

100) Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.

101) -So is asking him where he keeps his flying monkeys and if I could touch them.

102) I cannot be a Heffalump animagus.

103) I cannot insist that a dead parrot is my familiar - even if he is nailed to his perch and pinin' for the fjords.

104) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

105) Robes are not optional.

106) There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

107) -Even if I do conjure him up.

108) Do not... I repeat do not sing "Baby Got Back" when Firenze walks by.

109) Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

110) The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

111) -Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

112) I will not write "Wizzard" on my hat in sequins.

113) I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

114) I will not attempt to graft a transplant from the Whomping Willow onto the Hogwarts Christmas Tree in Herbology class.

115) Bringing fortune cookies to Diviniation class does not count for extra credit.

116) I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Lupin's office door.

117) I cannot get credit in Ancient Runes for knowing BASIC, no matter how long it's been in use.

118) I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.

119)I do not get any flying monkeys when I graduate.

120) Every time I see a dementor, I will not go, "Ssssssssshire...Bagginsssss".

121) - or "The Shire/Frodo is That Way!"

122) - Every time I see Dobby I will not say something about 'master' or 'Precioussssss'.

123) - Every time I see Dumbledore, I will not say, "You will not pass!"

124) The boggart's first name is not Humphrey.

125) I will not replace any ingredient in the potions classroom with new Folger's crystals.

126) "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell.

127) I will not add 'according to the prophecy' at the end of my sentences to raise my Divination grade.

128) "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell.

129) Not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

130) There is no Interpretive Dance course offered at Hogwarts, and I should stop signing up for it every year.

131) Not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as "Tim the Enchanter."

132) I will not taunt Professor Flitwick by singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".

133) Gryffindor's sword is not to be used to patrol the hallways.

134) Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

135) -No combination of these is acceptable.

136) I will stop sending Professor Sprout love notes signed "N.L".

137) I will not try to make a new basilisk for the Chamber of Secrets.

138) Professor Lupin is not addicted to chocolate and I will stop implying that he is.

139) Murmuring "I see dead people… " every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

140) Making a slinky go from the top of the astronomy tower to the ground level is not an appropriate pastime

141) - especially while singing "everyone loves a slinky".

142) - especially while singing "everyone loves a slinky" until the slinky hits the bottom.

143) - especially while singing "everyone loves a slinky" until the slinky hits the bottom and starting the whole process over again whenever the slinky gets stuck.

144) - apparently, not everyone loves a slinky.

145) Yelling "to infinity, and BEYOND!" was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

146) I am no longer allowed to sing my "own personal spy music" when I wander around the hallways.

147) I should not remark that "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" when Snape gets angry. Ever.

148) If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell "MORPHIN' TIME!" every time I change.

149) - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

150) Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport.

151) Adding "-us" to the end of a word does not make it a spell.

152) -Neither does adding "izzle".

153) Shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

154) I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do what I want.

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A Faint Heart Never Won the Lady Fair by kitcat234 reviews
When Hermione is left heartbroken, George goes to save her from depression & bring back her joy. But what happens when George starts falling for her against his will? Will he let her fall back into the arms of her ex or fight for the love he won't admit?
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Roaming the Corridors by TimeIsGalleons reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hermione Granger and Ministerial Decree 7391 by SJMuggle reviews
Hermione Granger always assumed she'd one day officially become a Weasley. However, when the Ministry implements a Marriage Law she finds herself compelled to join the Weasley family sooner than she anticipated and in a way she never would have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,606 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
It Was Long Enough to Last Forever by alabastor reviews
Remus Lupin was never as lucky with the ladies as James and Sirius. What no one knows is that he always harbored a secret love for one of his best, non-Marauder friends. Marauder Era, RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Remus L., OC
Watchers by siriuslyweasley reviews
Sirius, Lupin, Lily, James, Tonks and Snape share memories about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,862 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Sirius Competition by siriuslyweasley reviews
Sirius, Lupin, James, Lily and Snape play a game. Please R&R. Rate T to be safe. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter Got a Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
What if everyone in the world of Harry Potter got a Facebook? Summarizing the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
The Potter Chronicles: Ministry Dream by Distant Lands reviews
Book one of The Potter Chronicles. Lily starts to rebel against her family, James starts acting stranger and stranger, and Al discovers his sexuality. Meanwhile, Ginny thinks Harry's spending too much time at work and not enough with the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
The Last Year by LondonPrincess99 reviews
Draco and Hermione are the Heads at Hogwarts in their 7th year. From pranks to balls to other surprises will they Survive... Each other that is. DXH Sorry bad at summiries but trust me this is a story you will not regret reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Need a Hero by obliviatethesilence reviews
Parvati offers Neville some comfort in the light of all the hardship at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Neville L., Parvati P. - Complete
A Wrench in My Nonexistent Plans by kitcat234 reviews
Hermione is in a job she hates; George is in a depression that no one can pull him out of; Both want to be saved, yet both want to be left alone. What happens when they are forced to be together? It certainly gets in the way of plans! Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,073 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The American Twins for the Marauders! by Cloverdog reviews
I present to you Scarlett and Ivy McEdwards, you're two newest Gryffendors! Sent to Hogwarts by the Senate of magic because times in America are troubling they meet the Marauders and Co. a year that changes more than a little in Hogwarts! S/OC J/L R/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Run Devil Run by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
Hermione found Ron cheating on her with Pansy. Draco is pissed that he was cheated on and Hermione will stop at nothing to get revenge. So what happens when the Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess team up to get back at their exes? Read&Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Entirely Not Evil Journal of Ginny Weasley by TimeIsGalleons reviews
Ginny keeps a journal - not diary, of course - of her life at the Burrow the summer before her fifth year. Includes Harry Potter, Tickling Powder, and a heaping helping of humiliation. Rated T for safety, but it's more of a K.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Fireworks by wekfnwekonf reviews
Hermione Granger, pregnant and in a loveless relationship. Draco Malfoy, has an amazing son and is also in a loveless relationship. Maybe all they need is each other. Translated into Chinese, check profile for link
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,826 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter? nah, hermione granger by iEatBrainz reviews
What if it was Hermione that had the scar? What if it was Hermione that fought Voldemort? What if it was Hermione that had no parents? Little things like these matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Squib? by siriuslyweasley reviews
My first story! Albus Potter thinks he is a squib!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Marriage Mischief by Wizards-Pupil reviews
I had six weeks to marry Hermione Granger, my little brothers best friend and one time girl friend. The bookwork I had known since my third year, the prefect that had sent me to detention, yelled at me, and called our inventions rubbish. Merlin's Beard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,151 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Secret Crush by blonde-barbie reviews
There's a new girl at Hogwarts and Draco's falling for her. The only problem? She's a Gryffindor. He just can't get her out of his mind. Rated T for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Draco M., OC
Noticing Rose by pinaprincess reviews
Rose changed her image just so he would notice her but did she ever really need to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Secret Roses by Caitriona3 reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret admirer...can you figure out who he is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
So That's A Date by Darth Gojira reviews
For Neville and Hermione, Valentine's Day at Hogsmeade is a new kind of experience. Rated PG for brief mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Broken by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Dumbledore's Army." He mumbled, quoting what had become more than a name to him and the students at Hogwarts in 97-98. It had become their motto, their battle cry, their hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
Gabbing Gum by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred and George have a new product to test, and who better to test it on than their uptight sales witch? They don't know that she has a few secrets she doesn't want to spill. Can she keep them or will the gum prove to be to much for her? TE april winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Poem with Iceland by Trollytrolltrollz
Another Iceland poem, A Spamtasic poem with Iceland mentions of Norway, Denmark, England, America, France, Wales, Brettaflys and SaudíNii-Chan. I like pie. No offence intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Iceland
Live, Dream, and Die by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
In a world where baby Harry never stopped Voldemort, Muggles are now Wizards' slaves. But what about the Mudbloods?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Dean T., Hermione G.
I Must Not Cause Trouble by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 222,657 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Rowen's Magical adventure by Trollytrolltrollz reviews
Rowen ends up having a horrible day due to many factors including the Elric brothers. No offense intened. Waring - There is a reason this account is called "TrollyTrollTrollz"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Amazing Poem of Iceland! by Trollytrolltrollz reviews
A Random poem about Iceland, Bridges, Gay Dwarfs and Other Things. Mentions of Oman OC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Iceland - Complete
Hetarabia! Oman & The Darkness of the Sasauges by Trollytrolltrollz
An parody featuring Arabic OC's, it is painfully inspired by the infamous my immortal fanfic series and is about Oman's horrible life at Gakuen Hetalia whilst he battles preps and is so totally gothik with his friend yemen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011
Lying Lust by RockPhunk144 reviews
STILL IN PROGRESS When Hermione defends Fred from expulsion, it leads to unreliable consequences - detention with the newest teacher - Percy Weasley. Will she forgive him for what he did last year? And what will she find out about him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Hermione G., Percy W.
Don't Eat That by remuslives reviews
Dinner at the Burrow is never boring. Hermione/George. Birthday fic for cr8vgrl!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/14/2010 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Murder by Isabella120 reviews
I didn't ask for this, I didn't want to be a murder. You know it took me 12 years of my life to realize I wasn't my father and 17 of my life to realize I didn't want to be..." Inspired by the Half-Blood Prince. Ignores D.H. Epilouge. D.M. H.G. R& R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Reunion by Lilmissxx reviews
He released a breath harshly when the cool nighttime air hit him at full force, soothing away his stress. He raised his head to watch the stars, and was oblivious to the light footsteps that came up behind him. Neville/Parvati ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Neville L., Parvati P. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Magical Makeover by frEEkyLEEky-piEs reviews
Neville gets a Magical Makeover to impress Hermione. Sorry, but the storyline changed so the old summary won't apply anymore :P Not yet completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
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Was it Draco's last smile? reviews
Set in their 6th year Hermione and Draco meet in the room of requirement both have problems and both needing a comforting shoulder. Will love blossom or will their hate for each other take over? And what about Ron what will he do to get the girl he loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Spam Jamie has a pig! reviews
i'm trolling! this was based on a dream don't take it seriously! warning Slash. Jamie was a pig. Don't read it if you don't like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Arthur W., F. Flitwick
Neville Longbottom the boy who would not die reviews
What if the prophecy spoke of Neville Longbottom not Harry Potter. What if the dark lord marked Neville as his equal leaving Neville to face the dangers ahead with his new loyal friends. sorry it's a rubbish summary K 4 safty but i think its for K
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Neville L.
Bubbles and Butterbeer reviews
"Actually Neville, I promised Dean I would meet up in Unicorn Tuft, you know the new cafe" she said slowly watching my face "you can come two if you want to" Daffy added quickly. "Nah, I'm okay, I'm meeting up with the boys later." She knows I was lying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Neville L., OC - Complete