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Joined 10-08-12, id: 4297844, Profile Updated: 08-28-15
Author has written 2 stories for Assassin's Creed, and Fablehaven.

Hello and congratulations to all the people who took the time to read this profile, you are all smart and worthy of awesomeness.

For all the people who didn't take the time to read this...well since you aren't reading this I can safely say that you suck and are missing out. You're too deprived to even know that you're missing out. How unfortunate.

Anyway I'd tell you my name but you know what? There are these things called stalkers out there that can come find you. Not that I think any of you would dare to stalk me knowing the consequence would be walking away without important things like your arm. Or your face.

On to lighter subjects! Here's some stuff I'm supposed to write about myself:

Gender: female

Age: Wouldn't you like to know

Appearance: Blondish-brown hair, eyes that are a weird shade of green most of the time, height is 5'6, small hands and feet, kind of top heavy.

Location: Wherever the wind takes me...or something along those lines.

Talents: Art (hmmm, I wonder where my pen name came from?), singing, dancing, acting, archery, writing, history, culture, mythology, randomness, bluntness, etc...

Non-Talents: Math, Science, politics, lying, sarcasm, flirting, miming (don't ask), knock knock jokes, sitting still, blowing things up with my mind (go watch Accepted), going to sleep, fearing stupid things like spiders or heights, being normal.

Diet: Veg-head forever... Plus chocolate and cheese. Swiss blood you know.

Personality: ... I think you've gotten a pretty good idea by now -_-

Things you have to know about me: I wrote this profile while I was a freshman in highschool and still struggling to come up with a sense of humor. And some self esteem. But sometimes I like the reminder of what I used to think was funny, and then laugh at it for not being funny.

Weirdest and Stupidest Things I've Heard and In My Recent Lifetime (a growing list):


"Hey, when you dry clean clothes, you don't use water right?"

"Come here and feel my nose."

"Don't be a butt-muncher!"

"Hey. Nice tits." (This from my very female and very not lesbian friend)

"Feel the artichoke! Be the artichoke!" (Home Ec teacher)

"When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon at life's head and ask him what the hell you're supposed to do with only one freaking lemon."

"Daddy, do you even know where babies come from?"

"Shhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of you trying to hear something that isn't there, and succeeding."

"What's a citrus?"

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Castle Ruins by lossehelin reviews
To a hungry vampire the smell of blood is intoxicating and the taste is pure ecstasy. The hunt is quick and the meal savored. For an older vampire with control such weaknesses no longer rule their existence. When that control is tested, however, by blood that cannot be ignored, weakness is the least of their problems.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 347,453 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Kaoru, Kenshin]
Human by Melody Bellerose reviews
Naru's been gone for three years, and Mai is definitely not over him. With help from both Madoka and Lin, she's learned to master her abilities, and with Gene's help, she's able to do it unconsciously too. Then Naru comes back... and something has changed. Story based around the song Human by Christina Perri. R&R please.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,253 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
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How the Horse Saw It reviews
He had spent over 200 years living in endless darkness until she came, lighting up his world like a beacon. Like the sun he'd only had the chance to dream about. A moment of brilliant radiance in a dungeon that had never seen its equal. Bracken POV.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2015
Poison reviews
Neela Briar was brought up to be the perfect lady. Guess what?She wasn't. She was a tomboy with a dagger and an outspoken attitude. And to make things worse, she had a Redcoat officer trying to woo her every day. But what will she do when she happens to meet a certain man in a white hood? She finds herself stuck in the war behind the revolution.Will she be the poison or the cure?Oc
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,886 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Connor K., Apprentice
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