The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete