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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, and Sonic the Hedgehog. hi! Welcome to my profile!!! I will be mainly writing stories for... anything I want, really. Please R&R. It is much apreciated. if you dont want to, at least enter the poll!! u dont have to though. Age:Not gonna say. Although i will say this. I am older than 10, but younger than 20. State: Solid, or liquid. I'm not entirely sure. =3 Favorite t.v shows: Digimon, Yin Yang Yo!, Yu-Gi-Oh!, danny phantom, jake long, american dragon, dragons, Blue Exorcist, Soul Eater, Digimon, Digimon, Digimon!!!!...Hetalia. *A-hem*digimon*Coughcoughcough* i also like invader zim. A lot. Way too much. Randy Cunningham 9th grade ninja too. Way too much. *ahem* RC9GN... Favorite books: Anything that involves dragons or werewolves, so, yes, i read twilight. I hate it now. Vampires shouldn't sparkle. I'll stop talking. Favorite movies: little red riding hood (the grown-up version. Not the fairy-tale.), How to train your dragon, all the digimon movies!!!! And the Blue Exorcist movie. please check out the poll, and review! OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLOUTION I, impmon fan girl, do hereby promise to review any fanfiction story that I enjoy despite its age, length or anything else. I've joined the review revolution; copy and paste this onto your profile and be part of the revolution, too! OATH TO THE FINSIH STORY REVOLUTION I, impmon fan girl, do hereby promise to finish any fanfiction story that I post on Fanfiction.net, no matter how much time it takes up, or how long it takes to be finished I will finish my story. I've joined the finsh story revolution; copy and paste this into your profile and be a part of the revolution too! Repost this within 5 minutes and something you have wanted to happen will happen. The phone will ring after you post. If you are obsessed with digimon and can't keep away from it no matter how hard you try, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. impmon fan girl, 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93,TheGirlWhoDancesAtTheMoonlight, Angel of Darkness Thirteen, Ghostgal4, Aurora Borealis 97, Vixen the cat, If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM! If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. My name is Lily. Copy & Paste this to your profile if it made you cry. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the reason for taking Meth and other illegal drugs is the lack of an actual life, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you got ticked off when FanFiction told you that you couldn't publish anything for two days, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a MySpace and you don't want a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! 90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. if you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (all of 'em!). If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile. If FanFiction.Net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then copy and paste this into your profile then add your name. RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, PhoenixTears95, J Spiker, The Awsome Threesome, GilansApprentice, Dragonwings66, Serial-Doodler, Biisaiyowaq, gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97, Impmon fan girl, If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, XxXMaximuM-RideRXxX, DoYouReallySeeMe, EvilMuffinsOfDeath, VisserZer0, Biisaiyowaq,gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97, impmon fan girl, The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile: Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile. You Say Pink - I Say Black If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! MY DEFINITION OF HOMEWORK: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is true! S.C.H.O.O.L.: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy this into your profile. (Pointed to a brick wall and asked,"What is that brick doing in the wall?") I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile. If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do. If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Laughtner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) AnimeCat92 (Yu Gi Oh Gx) Leafeonlover why does everyone say yu-gi-oh? (Omamori Himari or Sekirei and most animes I watch), MitzvahRose (I agree Leafeo, soooo... I choose D...Digimon! Digimon, Digital Monsters!) Impmon fan girl (Digimon frontier or tamers!!!!! :D :D :D :D :P :D) It is said that dying is bad for your health...if you agree copy and paste this to your profile. If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe in the afterlife, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you know the difference between "your" and "you're" then copy and paste this into your profile. -If you know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever reviewed a fan-fic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think like Albert Einstein and agree that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that fur is cuter on animals, copy and paste this into your profile. SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN! If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile 99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans. If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile. DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (to infinity and that includes Dragon POKEMON an DIGIMON) If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page! Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy this into your profile. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them. (it's true) Mummy. . . Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) (I...I'm gonna cry! T.T) I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one who won't give up I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, Who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl. I am in love with a fictional character, so what? Girls Don't realize these things: (I do) I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is my life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. Make A Sentence ... You'll go LOL! xD Pick the month you were born on... 1(Jan) - I shot 2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June)-I robbed 7 (July) -I kissed 8 (Aug) -I smoked with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - i hugged 11 (Nov) - I ran naked with 12 (Dec) - I banged Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star 02 - my boyfriend 03 -a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that i love 06 -the trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a sexy girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth brush 12 - a hobo 13 -a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of weed 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - tori the snowman 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 -yo momma 24 - a Mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - a condom 27 - a gangsta 28 - Paris Hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boyfriend 31 -my lover i robbed a rock star! XD What makes me certain that America is getting stupider every generation: On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get realfake bacon.) On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.) On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts. Also, what's a kid doing driving a car?!) On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (What, no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? Raise your hand if you've tried this. Yeah, you can't.) On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?! Eh, I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now, of course.) On a Nasonex Nasal Spray box: This product is for the NOSE. (Was someone using it for their ear?) On a lipstick case (forgot the name): "Directions: Apply to lips." (Oops! I was gonna put it on my glutonous maximus! ...Did that one take you a while to laugh? lol) On a carton of milk at my school: this milk comes from COWS. (No way! I was pretty sure by the picture of a cow on the front that it came from flamingos!) At the start of one thousand ways to die T.V show "do not attemp any actions seen in the recreations of this show you will die" (OMG really glad u told me now I was this close to sticking my arm in a wood chipper) Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity. Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. (Unless I'm going to legendary games.) Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. (Still do) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I also wanted to be a football player... really long time ago though!) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (again still do) You watch sports on TV. You used to be addicted to Power Rangers. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (green, black, and silver.) You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 23 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. (Not really) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. (That was a good movie!!) You were in gymnastics/dance. (Only until my friends started complaining that i couldn't hang out with them on Mondays...) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. (This is impossible when you're laughing) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything Total: 2 Result: tomboy. definitley, a tomboy. Invader Zim questionnaire: 1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be? Zim's base or Dib's house. 2. Which IZ character would you date? Zim or Dib 3. Which IZ character is your bestest friend? Gir. =3 4. Which IZ character do you hate? Ms. Bitters. She's so... Evil... 5. What's your favorite IZ episode(s) Door to door, the girl who cried gnome, mysterious mysteries and the nightmare begins. 6. Your favorite IZ character? Zim, Dib, and Gir. Three-way-tie! =3 7. Favorite Amighty Tallest? Purple. 8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do? Smile bigger than it is possible to smile. then, i would try to be his friend. 9. You just got two tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you? hmmm... I'd have to say Dib. Gir would be shouting obscenities the entire time, and Zim would just mutter about "inferior human music". 10. You accidentaly got stranded on a deserted island... who got stranded with you? Zim. He's the one that got us here. 11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk... what is your answer to this disturbing question? 0.o ummm... uhh... aren't you guys cloned from a gene bank, or... something? 12. Favorite IZ paring? GaMr. they iz just so cute! - 13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...? That's it, I'm stealing a SIR and a Voot Cruiser. 14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be? mmmm, watching Mysterious Mysteries with Dib, hanging out with Zim, or makin' waffles in Zim's kitchen with Gir. - 15. Favorite IZ quote? "I ha-ad no idea..." 16. Favorite Zim moment? "A new child attacked me with MEAT today. My conclusion? SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!!!" 17. Favorite Dib moment? When Zim walks into the classroom that first day and all Dib can do is stare with his mouth open wide and a finger pointing at Zim. 18. Favorite Tallest Moment? when the lasers hit Purple in the eye. 19. Favorite GIR moment? When Gir walked into the room on mysterious mysteries and declared that, on the night in question, "I was a chubby lady hidin' in the bushes" 20. Favorite random moment? "Where are you going, son?" "Oh, you know..." *puppet* "To save the Earth?" "Yes." "My poor, insane son." " title="make a real wish" name="make a real wish"" alt="make a real wish" title="make a real wish" / quotes by me! :P "It's gonna fall down because of gravity and stuff" "I am STEALing your BRRRRREAD and BUTTAH!!" "Whoo, I'm INSANE!! And now, Invader Zim! Sorta. You say Martians. We say Irkens. You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane. You say backpack. We say PAK. You say uprising. We say RESISTY! You say stupid. We say 'advanced'. You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly! You say ugly. We say big head. You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song". You say robot. We say GIR. You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!" You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!" You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!" You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans. If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile! Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Normal people: Say, "That was awesome!" RC9GN fans: Say, "That was bruce!" Normal people: Say something is boss when it's awesome. RC9GN fans: Say something is the cheese when it's awesome. Normal people: When something bad happens, say, "That sucks!" RC9GN fans: When something bad happens, say, "That's wonk!" Normal people: Will call stupid people idiots. RC9GN fans: Will call stupid people shoobs. Normal people: Probably think ninjas are cool. RC9GN fans: Know there's only one ninja left and think he's THE STRAIGHT-UP CHEESE :D Normal people: Won't react if green mist comes out of the air vents. RC9GN fans: Will frantically check to make sure they're not feeling any negative emotions so they won't get stanked. Normal people: Would run screaming if a monster suddenly showed up at their school. RC9GN fans: Will wait for the ninja to show up. Normal people: Will keep calm and carry on. RC9GN fans: Will keep calm and consult the Nomicon (I found one that said that on google images, lol so funny XD) Normal people: Wouldn't really care if one of their friends showed up at school with a fake mustache. RC9GN fans: Will immediately rip it off of them and yell, "Dude do you want to get your eyebrows shaved?! They'll know you're a fakey! THE ROBOT THAT DOES YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU ISN'T WORTH IT!!!" Normal people: Would freak out if a robot suddenly went berserk and tried to kill everyone. RC9GN fans: Will check to see if it was made by McFist Industries. Normal people: Best riddles came from the Sphinx. RC9GN fans: Best riddles come from the NinjaNomicon. Normal people: Frankenstein. RC9GN fans: Krakenstein. Normal people: Will just suck it up and climb the freaking rope. RC9GN fans: Will go looking for a golden doctor's note, even though Julian ate them all... Normal people: Won't care if a fart box and a potato are in the same room. RC9GN fans: "Let's just put these in separate rooms..." *Moves fart box and potato* Normal people: Would think a history pavilion with robotic exhibits would be cool. RC9GN fans: "ROBOT UPRISING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Normal people: A sword can't cut through almost anything. RC9GN fans: The ninja sword can cut through anything... except stupid. Normal people: Would be excited if a foreign exchange student came to their school. RC9GN fans: Will not, under any circumstances, say "hallo" to them. Normal people: In a rap battle, anything that rhymes goes. RC9GN fans: Will never ever use the words "earth attack" in one. Normal people: What's a skunk pine? RC9GN fans: Will cover their nose when going near one. Normal people: Have something better to do. RC9GN fans: Check the TV schedule to see when RC9GN comes on and make sure to watch it every time it comes on, even if it's a rerun. Normal people: Their best day ever was probably the day they got a puppy or went to a concert or something. RC9GN fans: Their best day ever was the day they first watched RC9GN. Normal people: Will ignore this. RC9GN fans: Will post this onto their profile RIGHT NOW before the Sorcerer gets them. If you like Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja up this on your page with your fanfiction name on the bottom. I have a alektorophobia. I am Randy. I am Allergic to Dust. I am Howard. I have a video show the whole school sees. I am Heidi. I love everything that is dark and mysterious. I am Julian. I play the flute and no calls me by my real name. I am Flute Girl. I watch this show every time it is on. I am a fan. Aela Truheart I am the person…who only goes to school dances because my friends want me to, and when I do, I sit in a corner, reading. When I do dance, I dance all by myself, solo. I am the person who spends most of my time reading or writing, the person who everybody thinks is completely strange because I don’t care about sports all that much. I am the person who doesn’t spend every waking moment on Facebook, MySpace, or Yahoo, or talking on my cell all day with a friend. I am the person who has not only stopped to smell the flowers, but plant my own. I am the person who doesn’t care about other people’s opinions on my hair, or my clothes, or my ability in athletics. I am the person who likes to be called beautiful, but doesn’t need to be called beautiful. I am the person who can stop to appreciate the perfection of now because I’m not in a hurry to go to the future. WE are the people who believe in miracles, and wish that others around us would stop running so that they would have a moment to stop and appreciate the present time, because the present is what the name implies, a gift. Post this on your profile if you are like this, or want to be like this. At first I wasn’t sure, but help spread the beauty of this statement. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; AkixYusei, LoganTheJetPyschicDuelist, Fantasy is now Non-Fiction, DarkeArcanine, I Love Uta No Prince-Sama; Mai'shardstyle, 1eragon33, ItTicklesLikeCrazy, Aela Truheart, Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. |
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