Unknown Asomodeus
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Joined 07-04-12, id: 4106265, Profile Updated: 07-04-12

Holar Como estas?

...Anywho...WELCOME TO OUR NEWLY BORN PAGE! :D

-_- That was a boring introduction... soooo Shall we get down and dirty Unkown? My sweet Aiyuri-chan isn't here at the moment...

You whore. But yes, let us introduce ourselves. I am Unknown, and that super freak in bold is Asomodeus

Me, I'm no whore, simply a horny fuck...

Yeah...um...yes. Anywho, don't think us crazy, there really is two people here _ joint accounts are fun! And it's even better here because...

SEXY STORIES! Anyway... we specialize in crack fics, epic sex scenes, and sweet sentimental moments... - "Oh Unknown, it's a sexy party!" (My favorites...)


:DDDD Yaaaaay! Ahem. We do yaoi only. And yes, we do take requests...


NO CHARLOTTE CHULHORNE! OR CHAD, NONE OF THOSE GOD FORSAKEN UGLY CHARACTERS... ABSOLUTELY NOT.


Ew..._


Anyway... My lovely can I get a little blow? I'm stone hard over here.


Don't know whether to be excited or disgusted. But let us introduce some of our favorite crack couples:


Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler):

Grell X Will

Grell X Ronald

Ronald X Alan

Ronald X Eric

Eric X Alan

Charles Phipps X Charles Grey

Triplets X Everyone attractive

Bleach:

Grimmjow X Nnoitra

Kisuke X Gin

(Rape)Aizen X Everyone...and yes. We mean everyone.

Grimmjow X Szayel-Aporro

Eh. We'll do the rest whenever we feel like it.


Gonna blow me now love? I'll return the favor Sweetie. Wait... you have a vagina at the moment... Never mind then...


-_- all you think about is sex. This is the perfect job for you Asomodeous. Buuuuuut, I can body jump into some other sexy person if you'd like...just saying.

Well, go on, body jump, I'm dreadfully horny my Lovely.


-_- first, let us list the animes that we like. That way people know what to request.

Ahem:

Bleach

Black Butler

Naruto

Ouran High School Host Club

Deadman Wonderland

Death Note

Gakuen Heaven :DDDD

Junjou Romantica :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Okay, now we're done with this.


Now, here's a taste of what we do.

V V V V

TRIPLET CORNER! ! ! ! (Cantebury, Timber, and Thompson)


*Big boobed chick walks by*

They all watch her walk by*

Thompson: Totally Stacked...

Cantebury: ... Serious boobage...

Timber:...I like the way they jiggle.