![]() Author has written 1 story for Walking Dead. Little about me... Name: † Lexus Ladelle(middle name) † Hair Color: Dark Brown, And My Hair Is Super Long :D Eye Color: Light Brown (some say they have a green tint, and gold specks in them;D) Gender: Female Age: Somewhere Between 1-100 Date Of Birth: May 1st, somewhere between 1914-2014 Favorite Color: Red (like the blood of Jesus!) Favorite Song: The Potter Knows The Clay (By The Drewett Family) Favorite Book: It's without a doubt the KJV Bible "...It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God." Matthew 4:4 (But I have to admit, FanFics are close seconds- Only if I could decide which FanFic I like best... Teehehe *Indecisive*) Favorite Movie: I've seen too many to choose! (Mostly horror movies though) Hobbies: Reading, Writing (Even though not many people have ever seen my stories, because I never seem to finish them), and Riding My Horse, Trigger. Edward Or Jacob: Does it really matter? LOL Stories: 'Fairy-Tales Don't Exist In This World' (A,K.A. - F.T.D.E.) for The Walking Dead. Just put the second chapter out there! Please R&R! *Working on third chapter* I just want to say, I know the first chapter is kinda short(Ugh, only 3,010 words!)... And they probably will be for a while, so bear with me! I'll try and make them longer as we progress in the story! BTW, my updates will probably be every two to three weeks, because my story isn't already written, and I don't always have time to write... I will do my best to update every chance I get though! Promise! Family: My older brother has an account on here, issaacc98... My mother is also on here as RSRanch (She only got on here to support me, though...). (If you want to know anything else about me PM me... Or if I have any errors in my writing, by all means let me know!) If you have a story, tell me about it and I'll check it out! I try to review EVERY fanfiction I read. Most of the time, I try to catch up in the story before reviewing though... So if you don't hear from me (If I tell you I'll read your story)- It's because I'm trying to catch up! Just to let you know, I'm what people call 'Brutally Honest'... Especially when it comes to FanFiction stories! Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Remember that ;) To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' What a boyfriend should do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her. When she pushes you or hit's you, grab her, and don't let go. When she start's cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you, give her your attention. When she pulls away, pull her back. When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared, protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you, tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand. When she grab’s at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does. When she misses you, she's hurting inside. When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away. When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it. Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and after you wake up. Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will: Call you, Kiss you, Love you, or Text you! 19 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. If you get caught, run as fast as you can, grab whatever clothes you can fit in, and put them on, run to the café and pretend to be in line/reading at the table. See if the person runs past you. 18. Bring a friend, have one of you get in a cart, have the other one push, and grab random items off shelves, putting them in your cart and then go up to the cash register and have the one pushing say “How much is this person?” See how they react. 19. Walk around the store pointing to people with your fingers forming a gun and yell “Bang!” When they turn to see you. Repost this is you laughed... or are planning to do any of these things Friends And Best Friends FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!" FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, Gramps! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Fade. BEST FRIENDS: Are foreve.r A FRIEND will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours. A BEST FRIEND: will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!" A FRIEND will ask before eating something at your house. A BEST FRIEND will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge. A FRIEND will ring your doorbell and wait patiently. A BEST FRIEND: will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!" A FRIEND will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion. A BEST FRIEND: will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?" A FRIEND will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on YouTube. A BEST FRIEND: will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure. A FRIEND will agree to a game of cards. A BEST FRIEND: will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree. A FRIEND will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names. A BEST FRIEND: will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out. A FRIEND will wake you up if you fall asleep in class. A BEST FRIEND: will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. A FRIEND will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four. A BEST FRIEND: will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment. A FRIEND will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk. A BEST FRIEND: will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered. A FRIEND will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you. A BEST FRIEND: will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. A STRANGER stabs you in the front... A FRIEND stabs you in the back... A BOYFRIEND stabs you in the heart... But BEST FRIENDS only poke each other with straws!!!! Thanks, to those who actually read this (Skim reading doesn't count!!! Teehehe...). - LL |
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