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Joined 11-07-08, id: 1736149, Profile Updated: 07-30-10
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

My name is Vamplove.

A little about me/I love Itachi! He is my favorite character.I wish he didn't have to die.I know kishimoto-san must have a good reason for this.Anyway I live in ...My own head .Nope...I won't say where.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile! :D

My age/Not speaking!

Apperance/Mid back blackish brown.Really curlly.My eyes are based on my mood/most of the timeblack&brown.

Height/about 5.8

Fav colors/Black,midnight blue,blood red,and grey.

In my world,Itachi lives with me,I won't allow him to die.And Deidara,Hidan,Pein,Konan,Kakuzu,and Sakura also are there.I love all of them.


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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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You know you are addicted to anime if...

you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you.

if normal people have no idea what your talking about half the time.

if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing handsigns

if you turn down 10 dollars because it isnt in gold

if you beat random people in the head with gitar hoping a robot will come out.

if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it.

if you have a myspace/facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime

if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun

if you add a surname at the end of everyones name

if you give anime names to your pets

if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name

if you believe that you are a powerful demon

if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin

if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do.

if you wear a paper plate because you couldnt find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face.

if all of these comply to you (guilty 100)

if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies

if you have a nose bleed whenever turned on

if you think glomps are normal hugs

if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you,

if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto.

if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary,Narutofan1126, Sabaku No Eva aka Saki,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva Itachi's vampiress

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
Itachi's Vampiress

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (HA. Reverse psychology man. LEARN IT.)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (... The last time I checked was around 3000 B.C. ... I wonder what's happened since then...?)

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE CLOWNS!! Have they even got a NAME for THAT phobia yet?!)

If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (On many an occasion... now lemme ask YOU a question; have you ever tripped on a completely flat surface, only to end up falling down the stairs... HEADFIRST?? o.O)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (What about thrown off a balcony a 60 FOOT balcony.. heheh, squahed flat with a steamroller, carved into pancake strips, fed to the sharks, rip open said fish, scoop out the innards, boil it in a pot, stick the remains into a furnace and scatter the ashes over a volcano, cackling like an insane lunatic?? Try it, it WORKS.)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you believe in true love and that there is someone for everyone copy and paste this into your profile!

if you aren't scared to die, but are scared of pain copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend

If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little word and all of your friends laugh at you for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think ItaSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile.

If you dislike Ino Yamanaka copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate SasuHina copy and paste this to your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

Pure Love Story

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.

This made me CRY, ferserious dattebayo!! TT^TT So sad!! T-T

if you were devastated when Professor Oak didn't show up with your first Pokemon on your tenth birthday, then copy and paste this into your profile

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore

If you like to bite people,copy this onto your profile.

If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile.

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile.

If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile.

If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio.

If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile

If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl,Itachi's Vampiress

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile.

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

If you have ever attempted ninjutsu by making a series of hand seals and screaming "-insert name of the technique you're attempting- no jutsu!", then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude", copy this into your profile while laughing your @ss off.


this is some copy and pastes I made!(Vamplove)

If you love Lemons in your story then copy and paste into your profile

If you love Itachi,fantisize about him,wish he was your boyfriend,or have naughty thoughts about him,copy&paste to your profile now

if you have an Itachi or Sakura plush or both,copy&paste to your profile

If you know someone who plays in a band or you play in a band copy and paste into your profile!


If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro,animefan0000012345,Goth-Vampire Ninja, DarkVampireAngel,Neko Graphic,

Inugome14,
Itachi's Vampiress

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever told a person your name and you never got theirs, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

About the Kyuubi's chakra color: Some think it's red. Some think its orange. Some think its crimson. If you are one of those who don't give a damn, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE A TRUE NARUTO FAN.. YOU WOULD PASTE THIS AND FOREVER KEEP THIS ON YOUR PAGE!

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Rhymes of An Hour by Cashmeritan reviews
She knew nothing of seduction, and furthermore knew nothing of sex. She's got to stay focused, and that means that she can't be entertaining thoughts of affection toward someone who swore her never to think of that night again. To take on the role of the seducer, and leave behind the role of the shamelessly seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,086 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Purgatory by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura decides to stop Sasuke herself, by killing him. What happens when he ends up killing her, and she finds Itachi in the afterlife? Rated M for character death, and now lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,782 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konan's Daddy by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This is a Lolicon. That's right, a little girl and a grown man. Please do not comment if it is only to be mean. If you don't like it, I respect that. It is KonanxPein, Konan as a child. Contains sexual nature. Durr Hurr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Moonlit Paths by saphire butterfly reviews
What if when Itachi left the village he took Sakura with him? What if she didn't die like he expected her to? What if she came to the Akatsuki with him? What if? Well, read to find out. Rating is mostly for any gorey areas. Title may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Damn Cold Night by spirited curiosities reviews
Anguished by Sasuke's betrayal, Sakura escapes from Konohagakure only to meet Uchiha Itachi who takes her in for the night. How easily will she be seduced? Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Redemption by katt1995 reviews
“That wont due…I want to hear you screaming…” He whispered as his hand slowly came to her thigh. Sakura shuddered to his comment and when he touched her sensitive leg she trembled. The only thing Sakura could get out was,“Then make me scream…” Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
If Only by PnaI ChaI reviews
When Sakura accidentally goes into the boys locker room instead of the girls, she gets more than she bargained for. Who knew that a silly mistake would take her through a whirwind of...sex?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
I've Got An Angel by C.M.Bruce reviews
Kakashi arrives just in time to stop a rape attempt on Sakura and takes her home with him. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shinri by Matsuo Emi reviews
Sakura's humdrum life as a Konoha medic-nin takes a turn for the worse, though admittedly less boring, thanks in part to a mysterious gift unintentionally left to her by an ancestor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,022 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 141 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected by L. Elizabeth1 reviews
Sakura never expected to be saved from Sasuke. Especially not by Sasuke's older brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,492 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
At Leaf Bar by Pyrodarkangel reviews
Summary; Whilst working at Leaf Bar, Sakura has a little secret which she doesn’t want to tell the rest of her friends, read to find out. Warning; lemon involved, ItaSaku .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Reflection by Dark Promise reviews
Inbetween Friction and Conflict, please read them first! R&R! Her lips trembled. Was she pregnant? Should she be happy or sad? Scared or angry? How would Itachi react? Shameless Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
My love for you reviews
It is a story of Pein,Sakura and in rapes her and finds out a secret about Itachi that will change everything..Thank you to Happyfish for helping me! Review please!REVISED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Pain/Pein