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~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I've TRIED COMMITTING SUICIDE so I MUST have issues

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V is for Victory by ColorOfAngels reviews
When a mishap with Loki sends Darcy Lewis back to 1942 and right into the path of a pre-serum Steve Rogers, how much will history change and how much was destiny all along? Steve/Darcy Avengers x Captain America x Thor crossover
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L. - Complete
Seven days in Sunny June by RoziCanuti reviews
Katniss went to relax and clear her head at the beach with her friends, meeting Peeta wasn't part of her plan. Having feelings for him wasn't either.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M.
Finally by MortalMarquess reviews
After constantly being under the watchful eyes of everyone they know. Clary and Jace finally have some time to themselves. Warning Sexual Content. Lemons Set after about the middle of City of Fallen angels ,become and AU after that.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,417 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Clary F., Jace W.
A Pint of Whine by PWAAH reviews
Darcy held up a bottle of wine in one hand and a pint of ice cream in the other.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Runaway by ShieldShockLuvr reviews
Newly single Hermione and her equally freshly single friend, Ginny need an escape. And what better than a spur of the moment decision to attend a distant acquaintance's destination wedding. Of course Hermione wasn't expecting to run into her old flame, Draco Malfoy. (Lots smut eventually and very AU.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 3/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W.
Comfortably Numb by ShieldShockLuvr reviews
Darcy's stressed after a day of taking care of the science squad. Thank goodness she knows who to go for some relief.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L.] - Complete
Curved Lines by shadowhunter167 reviews
"They're gone, Jace, they're gone! They're dead! Why shouldn't I be too?" She was broken. He was from the start. Will they piece each other back together, or are they're lines curved in opposite directions? CLACE AU Warning: slow updates, mentions of violence and self harm...throughout.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.]
Sketch by KokabielLight reviews
Clary is drawing a sleeping Jace when he wakes up and takes advantage of the alone time... Jace/Clary one shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Love To Hate You by DianaFlynn reviews
Peeta Mellark can't wait to start his new movie with esteemed director Haymitch Abernathy. That all changes when he learns who the lead actress is - Katniss Everdeen, the woman he hates. For March 2013 Prompts in Panem Day 7. A Brangelina inspired story.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
Will Interrupt for Cuddles by CatrinaSL reviews
Another from the Silly Words from the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Steve is enduring some Furious opinions when the scolding is awkwardly interrupted by his Soulmate. "Anything that comes into my mind is coming out of my mouth, isn't it? I think I'm entitled. I mean, I just met my Soulmate, and he's Captain America, so I think a broken brain to mouth filter is understandable."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
When We Were Young by JLaLa reviews
The assignment was easy. Falling in love with the target was not. Modern AU. Assassin!Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Peeta M., Katniss E.] Prim E. - Complete
Rebound Girl by DianaFlynn reviews
Katniss Everdeen only goes for only one type of man. It doesn't matter how tall he is, the color of his hair, or even his personality. What she wants is the man fresh out of a relationship. She likes being that temporary girl the guy uses to lick the wounds of his bruised heart. Too bad Peeta Mellark changes everything for her. For Prompts in Panem - April 2015, Day 7 Thorns.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Match Play by DianaFlynn reviews
There is nothing like a disastrous double date to make you realize what you don't want and who you really want. For Katniss Everdeen that was realizing that all she ever wanted was right in front of her all along - her co-worker Peeta Mellark. She's just afraid she may be too / Prompts in Panem March 2014 - Day 7: Jonquil "Desire"
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Peeta Eats Katniss Out by WizMonCruWil reviews
Peeta and Katniss are forced to get married in District 12 after the 74th Hunger Games. How will the pair deal with their feelings or lack thereof? Can they learn to love each other? Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Clace or Jary Smut (I like the name Jary better) by CriticalHippo reviews
Clary and Jace come back fighting demons and have to wash off the sweat and ichor...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Going Down by ShieldShockLuvr reviews
Steve wants to treat Darcy on Valentines Day. Darcy's down for that. But that's not all she's down for. Smut ahoy!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L.] - Complete
I Can't Get No Satisfaction by ShieldShockLuvr reviews
Darcy and Steve have the perfect relationship and good, if vanilla, sex. Unfortunately, Darcy realizes after a night out with the team that she's getting a little sick of vanilla. Will she be able to tell Steve what she really wants? And will Steve be able to give her satisfaction?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - [Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L.] - Complete
Apocalyptic by BallinBlonde21 reviews
One-Shot. AU. AH. Clace. Pure smut.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
All I Ask by HPfanonezillion reviews
The night before going into the Arena for the Third Quarter Quell, Katniss wakes up from a nightmare and Peeta rushes in to comfort her. Inspired by All I Ask by Adele.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2016 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
Netflix & Chill by dandelionsandberries reviews
When her best friend ask Katniss to come to his dorm to watch a movie, she's simply happy to spend a night chilling. But when her roommate insinuates he means something completely different, she begins to worry. And, perhaps, hope for something more. Written for Prompts in Panem Round 8 Day 2 and Day 4. Rated M for explicit language and sexual content.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2016 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Johanna M. - Complete
Fall For You by OfPearlsAndShoelaces reviews
Frustrated in his marriage and on the brink of divorce, Peeta Mellark becomes infatuated with the one person he shouldn't- his babysitter, Katniss Everdeen. Rated M for sexual content.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,720 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
New Year Mistletoe by shadowhunter167 reviews
Corny and cliche little Clace oneshot for the New Year. Clary's stuck at a party at the Lightwoods, but it doesn't turn out so bad. AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Clary F., Jace W., Sebastian V.
I Am The Fire by SereneCalamity reviews
There was a definite tension between the lead singer and guitarist. Rockstar AU. Clace. OneShot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Irresistible by newt-scamanderp reviews
Clarissa Fray has always prided herself on her ability to resist Jace Lightwood's charm. However when an unexpected spark forms at a party and leads to more, will either be able to face what has been said and done? And who will be left unable to resist the other? AU AH. Rated T for now will change later.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Simon L., Isabelle L.]
Feel So Close by evieeden reviews
To be close to someone you need to trust them with your past as well as your future. Advent fic written for 6th December.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Gold by shadowhunter167 reviews
Clary Fray is a normal teenage girl. At least she thinks she is, until three new students show up at her school, including a certain golden boy. What will she do when she's thrown into the middle of a war between demons and angels, when she's the only one with the power to kill the main villain? Especially when that villain is her own father. Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Jaia, Wessa.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,909 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Love & Destruction, Part II: Fallout by Jacquie-0 reviews
Continuation of Love & Destruction, Part I: The Greenhouse. The morning after Clary & Jace sleep together, Izzy, Simon, and Alec walk in on them in bed. The reactions of Simon and Alec are particularly intense as the image of seeing their crushes in bed together causes years of repressed emotions to explode. M for violence and language and some sexiness in the beginning. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Alec L., Simon L. - Complete
Love & Destruction, Part I: The Greenhouse by Jacquie-0 reviews
"Clary was afraid that the cocky exterior wasn't just an act; she was afraid that she would become just another trophy for his undoubtedly large collection. Isabelle said that Jace didn't lie... about anything... apparently not even about the sundry previous conquests he flaunted before her. But despite her fears, she couldn't help the fact that she wanted him. So bad." Clace smut.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Pandemonium in the Alleyway by Jacquie-0 reviews
I break the kiss and look at him. He puts me down slowly, his hands riding up my dress. I slap them away. 'Ah ah ah,' I think. 'I'm in control now.' - An alternate version of what transpires at Pandemonium in the sixth chapter of the ongoing fic called Transform Me, a City of Bones canon rewrite. This version contains lemony goodness. Total smut, way explicit. Clace all the way.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
I'm Always Serious by Jacquie-0 reviews
"If you're really tired, I could put you to sleep," he said. "Give you a massage." His tone was even, but his voice deep. She felt her skin flush and her stomach do a somersault. "Are you serious?" "I'm always serious." - Jace gives Clary a massage instead of a bedtime story to help her sleep. Canon rewrite for lemony goodness. Clace. Oneshot. Smutfic. Leave me some love!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Happenstance by thelazygiraffe reviews
One wakes up and the other one's already gone. Was it just a one night stand? Or could it have been more? Because Clary can't stop thinking about the guy from last night, and Jace can't get the sex goddess out of his head.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.]
Good Girl, Good Boy by WriterSketch reviews
Steve and Darcy like their secret relationship.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Then I Should Tell You by JadeHo reviews
Darcy Lewis meets Captain America for the first time at a Halloween Party. Unfortunately for her and her big mouth, she doesn't realize he's the real deal until after she's spoken her first words to him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2015 - [Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L.] - Complete
Cap's Little Shield by GlynnisIsta8 reviews
Darcy Lewis (from Thor) and Steve Rogers (Captain America) find themselves firmly stuck in the friend zone with each other.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L. - Complete
I Know by shadowhunter167 reviews
I was so screwed. "Woah! Sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going." Obviously. No one goes anywhere near the outcast. Clace ONESHOT
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Warm Bodies and Weak Resolves by Mrs Jace Wayland-Herondale reviews
A smutty Clace out take from my story The Benefit of the Doubt. Basically my take on the famous cave scene (:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
The Game We Play (It's not your fault) by The-Lady-Layla reviews
After finally finding Bucky, Steve convinces him to go to therapy to get help. After a few months Bucky asks Steve if he goes to therapy too and Steve, with Darcy's help, explains how he copes with his own guilt. They don't have James Barnes listed in the character drop down but he's obviously in this. Rated M for a threesome and a BDSM scene
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L. - Complete
Figure Drawing by Melibells reviews
Learning that Steve was enlisted before getting the chance to follow through with the life drawing class he had signed up for, Darcy jokingly 'volunteers' to help him fulfill that goal. He never would have thought she would offer. She NEVER imagined he would accept. Steve/Darcy, mentions of Steve/Peggy, and a healthy sprinkling of fellow Avengers and supporting cast.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,532 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Loosing Your Heart by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
Steve recieves a letter from a sick fan with a request, one he was only too happy to fulfill. Sad fic, you have been warned!
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
Gladiator by MockingJayFlyingFree reviews
Katniss, the immoral Emperor Cato's sister, is stunned when she finds out that her former lover General Peeta Decimus Meridius escaped his own execution – and that he is now a gladiator. In a desperate attempt to convince Peeta to join the rebellion and overthrow Cato, Katniss makes a clandestine visit to Peeta in the dungeons deep below the Colosseum. Gladiator/THG.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Cato, Seneca C. - Complete
Asgardian Mead is the Devil by elegantmesspotter reviews
Ughh, too much light... No curtains? Really? She was definitely not in the Bellagio anymore. Her head was pounding. She raised her arm to cover her eyes and her hand dragged across flesh. Someone else's naked flesh. She tried to mentally sort out what had happened the night before. She blamed Stark. And Thor. But mostly Stark.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
Trust Fall by Meadowlark27 reviews
In a Panem without the Games, Katniss does whatever she can to ensure her sister's survival, even if it means selling herself to the Capitol. Slight Age-Gap!Everlark with a little bit of smut sprinkled in.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/3/2015 - [Peeta M., Katniss E.] - Complete
Midnight by lucyhadley reviews
Tired and frustrated after a long night of revision, Rose soothes her headache with a glass of water only to find herself alone in the kitchen with Scorpius Malfoy, the boy who she may have been in love with for the past six years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
The Contract by maktub reviews
I knew by signing that dotted line that I was joining a desperate league of barely-adults willing to give up their bodies for the long-lived enjoyment of the few and the wealthy. Originally written for Prompts in Panem, Round 6, Day 6.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
Well here goes by X-Dr.Quinzel-Reylo-X reviews
This is the story of how I ended up pregnant with the one a only Captain America's baby!
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Platonic by lucyhadley reviews
"Would you touch yourself if I asked you to, Katniss? If I asked you to slide your hand into your shorts and stroke yourself for me, would you do it?"
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
What She Doesn't See by Melibells reviews
Steve notices Darcy's self-consciousness and self-criticism, and reminds her of everything he loves about her that she doesn't see. Also posted on Ao3 under username melifair :)
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Simple Gifts by Court81981 reviews
Post-Mockingjay; With inspiration and help from their daughter, Katniss and Peeta begin work on a new book, one that will introduce some old holiday traditions from before the Dark Days into the Mellark household, and to District 12. Cover art by Everlart.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
Sugar & Spice by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU: Katniss should have known attempting to bake cookies for a Holiday Cookie Swap would be disastrous. Fortunately for her, the handsome blond down the hall is more than willing to help her out of a jam. Written for Prompts in Panem, Special Challenge, Holiday Everlark. Banner by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Spin by Court81981 reviews
Katniss Everdeen has never bothered with the gym. But when she takes her first spin class, instructor Peeta Mellark gives her a workout in more ways than one. Part 1 written for ILoVeRynMar in honor of her birthday; Part 2 written for Prompts in Panem, Day 6, Sloth. Cover by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Favours by lucyhadley reviews
Clary took a deep breath and sat on the edge of his bed, as far away from him as possible. Jace raised an eyebrow, perplexed. "I have, um, a favour to ask. I-I need some help with something. Something very, very embarrassing, and you're the only person I can trust to help me with it." Slightly AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
It's the Color of Passion by ohmyloki reviews
Tony Stark throws a party. Unbeknownst to the guests, Steve and Darcy enjoy that party thoroughly.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Getting Lucky by Melibells reviews
In which Steve gets a surprise, and gets lucky :)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Into the Wild by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU: "I know this place," she whispers. Katniss Everdeen escaped to New York after the death of her parents. Now, on the brink of her big break as an actress, her old classmate, Peeta Mellark, will remind her that it's always possible to go home again. Everlark. Cover art/Banner by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,068 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Up the Ante by Melibells reviews
He took her panties, so she upped the ante. In which Darcy plays a game of strip poker with Steve and Bucky, and gets a little more than she bargained for...not that she's complaining ;) Steve/Darcy/Bucky, OT3, m/f, m/m, f/m/m, language, sexual situations. Be ye warned ;)
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Sunday Funnies by Melibells reviews
Just a lazy Sunday for Steve and Darcy :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Memento by Melibells reviews
It caught her off guard, finding her picture in his compass. Steve/Darcy with mentions of Steve/Peggy.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
As You're Pretty, So Be Wise by Jadzia Bear reviews
Established Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes. For the Darcy Lewis Smut Week prompt "dessert" on tumblr.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete