![]() Author has written 19 stories for Twilight. A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME... hair: dark brown (I think...) Hold on! I found this copy and paste thing on somebody's profile, and i thought it was the sweetest thing! Honestly, I can't truly say I believe in true love, but that doesn't mean it's something you can't fight for. anyway... Read this thing! It's just so... something! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... 'The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. Whoever came up with that or originally came up with that copy and paste idea... You're awesome! p.s. check out my friends' channels: http://www.fanfiction.net/~notsomuch2say dude, if ya wanna see videos starring my friends, who are mentioned in the Plan, visit my youtube channel! - http://www.youtube.com/user/SamtasticSamE A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad Why Pick up Lines Never Work Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Random Quotes Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. Best friends through thick and thin! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have tripped over air, put this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. 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If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever lost your train of thought in the middle of a sentence, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been about to say something but forgot it right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been about to say something but then someone interrupted you, and then when they let you talk you forgot what you were planning on saying, copy this into your profile. 25 Things My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. |
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