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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

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When You Find Home by TheMysteryWriter99 reviews
When blossom fall in love with someone she could never have, a short and sweet one shot about love and sacrifices.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Oneshot: Little Surprises by megmeg999 reviews
It's their one year wedding anniversary, and Brick's going just about crazy with debate over a little surprise for his wonderful redheaded wife. Unbeknownst to him, the feeling is mutual . . .
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Story of Life by IridescentAngel18 reviews
Collection of one-shots about Blossom and Brick as they journey through life and all of its ups and downs.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Rhyming Ruff's by 6410934WE50M3 reviews
After being trash talked by their own father the boys had enough, as the girls hear their confession, their hatred lessened! Blossom x Brick, Buttercup x Butch and Bubbles x Boomer
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Brick, Blossom] [Buttercup, Butch] - Complete
All I Could Do Was Cry by ThatGirl98 reviews
After having a rocky relationship in the past, Brick has finally moved on and is getting married. Blossom, still being in love with him, wants nothing more than him to be happy. But that doesn't mean she can't cry.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Hide n go Seek! by Magic-Butterfly22 reviews
The Powerpuff girls go hang out with the Rowdyruff boys at the skate park! Until Butch suggests they play hide n go seek. One shot!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [Blossom, Brick] Boomer, Butch - Complete
I Got Money Now by FantasyFanatic2313 reviews
All her life, Blossom has tried to be that girl that everyone likes. Now she realizes that none of that ever mattered now that's she's got her own life separate from her sisters and most of all money. What happens when a certain red Ruff comes back into the picture? Based off the song "I Got Money Now" by Pink. One Shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
New Years Surprise by csouthard11 reviews
It's a little late, it's for cococandy21 who requested a BlossomXBrick newyears fic.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Brick, Blossom] - Complete
Rarity by pinkpower reviews
Blossom and Brick share a tender moment. Oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
You're Going To Have To Buy Me A New Couch by Chang-chang83 reviews
May and Drew are room mates and it's summer. May is acting all sweet and innocent. Drew is getting heated and fiery just because of a popsicle. A long and overdue request for eeveeluvr. I'm so sorry for taking so long! Please review!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Together For Two Years by PrincessCeliel reviews
Blossom and Dexter had been going out for quite some time now, and then abruptly, it came to a stop. So our redheaded heroine finds herself, after leading a life of prohibition, taking a taste of some very strong alcohol. What happens when her previous ex runs into her at the bar, drunk as the devil? Will some old mysteries and feelings resurface?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
A Precious Gift by Aeternus Rosa reviews
Blossom. His little Blossom. The birth of a child can be bittersweet. *OneShot*
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Blossom, Brick] - Complete
True Hero by Spritelight reviews
She tried desperately to push him away. If only someone could save her, if only she didn't get in Harley's way…If only she hadn't chosen to become a coordinator. This wouldn't have happen. Contestshipping. Rated M for rape.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Just The Beginning by AkaGirl207 reviews
Sometimes you love something so much that it hurts to leave it but you must or it hurts too much to hold on to that thing you love & sometimes you let go of what you love because it hurts but then just sometimes,you get it back & live happily ever after.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Push, Pull, Tug by Beauty . M i s c h i e v o u s reviews
The rules: Write like you have nothing to hide. Write like you're famous. Tell your story like you're the only one who matters. "Fourteen years ago, Andrew Roselle walked right into my life. I was five, and he was perfection". -CS- -Oneshot- -Crit Wanted-
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2009 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete