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Joined 07-05-19, id: 12508733, Profile Updated: 07-08-19

Hello all, welcome to my FFN author page, here's a little bit about myself:

Name: I forgot.

Social Security Number: 420-999-69

Things I like: Not much to be honest.

There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, and women with attitude.

Hobbies: I love wasting my life away by laying down and listening to music.

Well, I guess that's all, enjoy or don't enjoy my stories.

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Uchiha Family Values by Get Keen reviews
Naruto Uzumaki didn't intend to mess up the past. It couldn't be helped that he'd fallen for Mikoto Uchiha and was now roped happily into raising her young family. Featuring Uchiha family bonding; an uncharacteristically adorable little Sasuke; a Mikoto with more personality than a doormat; a loopy grandpa Uchiha; and some plot. Maybe. Warning: Emotions (because family).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,200 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
Blue or Green? by rubygrapefruit reviews
Sakura joined ANBU to get away. With her partner at her back she felt stronger than ever, ready to take on anything. If only she wasn't slightly obsessed with him and knew who he really was.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Asunder by Ziltoid reviews
In a world where Itachi truly wiped out every last Uchiha, Zetsu is at a loss for what to do: after all his schemes to resurrect Kaguya, he suddenly lost his most useful minions. Drastic measures were needed to acquire Uzumaki Naruto. Starts shortly after the Tsunade retrieval arc. Rated M for future romance, language, and bloodshed. Mokuton!Naruto. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 263,017 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Naruto U., Aijsai] Zetsu - Complete
Fire and Blood by Blackwolf501 reviews
The Uchiha's have a history of madness, and no one knew it better than Naruto, fifth son of Tajima Uchiha. Amidst his father's mad ambition and his eldest brother Madara's thirst for revenge against the Senju and the entire world, it will take every ounce of Naruto's charm and skill at arms to save the greatest clan of the ninja world...and that still might not be enough. NaruxTsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 301,312 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 10/10/2016 - [Naruto U., Tsunade S.] Madara U. - Complete
The Guardians by Blackwolf501 reviews
Being born into the prestigious Uzumaki clan had always been a matter of pride for Naruto. However, losing his village to the flames of war changed everything, Can he still continue to protect the last remnants of his clan? Can he find them a new home? Can he still strive for truth and peace in the chaotic ninja world? Strong/Kekkai Genkai/Red Hair Naruto. (NarutoXKonan pairing)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 300,197 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Naruto U., Konan] - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,651 - Follows: 6,925 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Hōrō-sha by CschMan20 reviews
[Post-war AU] Four years after the war's end, Kakashi assigns Naruto a long mission with the promise of becoming the next Hokage at its completion. Naruto sets out on his mission that may take years and participates in many adventures along the way. During his travels, he unexpectedly encounters a beautiful, pink-eyed woman from his past. [Edited]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,603 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Naruto U., Kurotsuchi] OC - Complete
He Makes Me Laugh by PunkInuzuka reviews
Temari was a harsh, clever woman, but she loved for simple reasons. [NaruTema]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Naruto U., Temari] Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5150 - Favs: 9,836 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11208 - Favs: 14,818 - Follows: 9,950 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 3,341 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 8,115 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 5,011 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 6,011 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 820 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 672 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,537 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete