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If you use Bing as a search engine just so you can go "BIIIING" in that really weird voice every time you press "search", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

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97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this on your profile. If your one of the 1% that would push him off, paste this into your profile too.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you could read that put it in your profile!

A Nerd's List of Things to Do

1.) Write alien vs predator: The Musical.

2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)

3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.

4.) Make action figure of yourself.

5.) Prove to the world that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.

6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.

7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)

8.) Teach fox's how to skydive.

9.) Create first ever pizza laser.

10.) Have own theme music.

11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.

12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.

13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.

14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.

15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.

16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)

17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.

18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.

19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.

20.) Develop sense of irony.

21.) Don't die yet.

22.) Conquer the world with flying fox's.

23.) Teach fox's how to skydive, then start an airshow.

24.) Build a city...then destroy it with multicoulered dinosaurs!

25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Random crap that seems funny!!

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

We are the people our parents warned us about!

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

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The Wayward Dick by Katsushika Kahori reviews
The paper balls were thrown every day and John kept them. Every day Dave wondered what the hell was written on them? Every day Dave had on huge, ostentatious headphones, every day John wondered what he was listening to? AU, two kawaii boys in high school, enjoy my idiocy
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,358 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 7/10/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Potential by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Bilbo felt the gap the journey had made between him and his neighbors keenly. He longed to see mountains, to dine with elves, to take the Lakemen up on their invitation of lodgings. But that was not for a respectable Baggins, so Bilbo left his dreams of adventure for his pillow and sheets. But then he met a stranger on the main road and heard something long forgotten in the Shire.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,273 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 85 - Words: 391,987 - Reviews: 4177 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Meow by Anthony E. Stark reviews
'Was Tony obsessed with Loki? A bit. Was he so obsessed that he wanted to be Loki's pet? Not really. Well, you know what they say; curiosity killed the cat.' Tony is turned into a kitten by Loki and finds out a lot about the trickster while in his care. The god, however, has no idea that Stark is the cat he's decided to look after. FrostIron - Tony x Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,025 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Mubû Tadûl Farâkhaz by Aislin30a reviews
Smaug never attacked. Erebor never fell. The company never formed. But Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure, damn it, because despite being very respectable indeed he can't help but do the right thing when faced with an orphaned dwobbit child. A hobbit is coming to the Lonely Mountain, the dwarves will just have to deal with it.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,678 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur
Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19785 - Favs: 4,692 - Follows: 3,788 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Chasing Shadows by BiFrostedFlake reviews
Loki has escaped his cell in Asgard, now he's on Midgard and his main priority is getting out of the city, getting to freedom, he finds himself a disguise but he is soon caught up with the antics of a super hero and he has to make sure he isn't caught. Eventual FrostIron.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,284 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
All That is Lost by Sabulana reviews
From a kink meme prompt. After the BoFA, Bilbo Baggins disappears. Everyone assumes he has left, gone back to the Shire. They couldn't be more wrong. A blow to the head caused him to lose his memory and he somehow ended up lost inside Erebor. Lost and alone, he hides in the deep pathways until a certain pair of dwarven princes happen to find him. Future Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,350 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
A Hobbit's Gamble by C.Queen reviews
While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,969 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
I Dare You by I'm gonna raichu a story reviews
To keep it simple: The bad touch trio is hanging out at a bar when just a simple dare, turned their lives upside down... FrUk, PruCan, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,986 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [France, England/Britain] Prussia, Spain
Bitten by Likhoradka reviews
Steampunk-ish AU. Sam and Dean are hunters on the trail of Dr. Azazel. While searching an abandoned lab for any sign of the doctor's current whereabouts, Dean receives a fatal bite from a cockatrice. The Winchesters are forced to rely on the help of a mad scientist to save Dean's life, but at what cost? Eventual Dean/Benny/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Gabriel, Sam W.]
That One Night by therentyoupay reviews
What's more fun than five different love triangles? When half the people don't even realize that they're in them. — Tahnorra, grad school!AU; in which Tahno knows a lot about swamps, Korra becomes his intern, and general chaos ensues. Collection of gift!fics for my tumblr followers, all inspired with the prompt: "That one night..." Rated M, mostly for language and citrus.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 116 - Words: 221,171 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Korra, Tahno
Dragon's Flight by Magna Dea reviews
When Mycroft Holmes forces his brother into buying a companion dragon to keep him out of trouble (and away from drugs), Sherlock picks the least boring drac possible. Sherlock begins to uncover the history and secrets behind his dangerous, unpredictable flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Shattering One's Reflection by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Co-written with sku7314977 on AO3. A trippy little AU where monsters are real, the FBI has a department to deal with them, and almost everyone has a power of some sort, except for Hannibal who is pretending to be something he is not. Not Beta Read M/M Empath Will and Wendigo Hannibal
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L.
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
Simply Pornographic by GeneralMajorLieutenant reviews
AU! Eren, a struggling writer who moved to LA to kick start his career, was a man who didn't believe in love. Love only brought pain and heartache. But what Eren didn't understand was the truth in these words until he met Levi; a successful man in the porn industry. And what about his roommate and the freckled stripper, who seems hellbent on ripping him out of the closet?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,606 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] [Jean K., Marco B.]
Avengers and Social Networking by GasperoTheDespero reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 26: DeviantArt Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Welcome to The Amusement Asylum! by Elise the Writing Desk reviews
#1 Alice can see ghosts. Her parents thought she's insane. They sent her to an Asylum. Surrounded by perverted sadistic sociopaths, she gradually cease her resistance and try to accept her fate and the idiots around her. She doesn't expect the patients to open their heart for her, though. AU. Re: Chapter 20 "Bermuda Desert?"
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,198 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Alice L.
The Runaway and the Count by Cantica10 reviews
Rhine Bradford, a runaway with a strange ability, happens upon the mysterious pet shop of Count D and joins him in his adventures and rather horrific sales, offering cynicism and sarcasm in sharp contrast to D's rather carefree when the animals aren't concerned nature... T for now, just because, you know, it's a Pet Shop of Horrors...
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,145 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Count D
Bring It On Home by lilyleia78 reviews
When John sells his sons to Heaven in exchange for the Colt, Dean and Sam find themselves separated from each other and in the care of two very different angels. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,912 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Forever is good by bridecas reviews
Instead of Dean being the jock and Cas the nerd, it's the other way around. Dean has a crush on Cas who is a popular kid in their High School. Dean has to take care of little Sammy and he is constantly mocked at school just for being a nerd. [Destiel and Sabriel]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,068 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Gabriel, Sam W.]
Torn Between Generations by RavenclawValdez007 reviews
Hermione Granger has been blasted back in time- And she's found herself with the Marauders! Sirius Black, the known player of Hogwarts, James Potter, the prankster, Remus Lupin, pretty much the only mature one, and Peter Pettigrew, the one that's never really in the story all meet Hermione, and some have different thoughts than others. Rated T for language but may change later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,181 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Sweet Snow by justthatnewpersonwhonowowndis reviews
2P Prussia ends up in the one player world. 1P Germany finds him and they start to live together. The two player is nothing like the Prussia he knows and soon Ludwig starts to over step the lines made to keep the two players apart from them. However this Gilbert is afraid of this Germany hurting him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Germany, Prussia
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Angulóke Fall by YourFavoriteCONTRACTOR reviews
Dragons live for thousands of years, enviable as his treasure may be the dragon Smaug is still capable of great boredom. Then a most curious creature stops by flattering and amusing the ancient being. How long will Bilbo stay amusing and by extension... alive. Smaug acting very much like a bored Sherlock, also "human" Smaug in later chapters.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W.
How to Train Your Demon by Idonquixote reviews
Ciel is the son of Vincent, leader of the reapers and fearless demon slayer. Ciel is the weakest boy in the village. But now he's going to change his father's and everyone else's opinion of him: he's going to kill a demon. But that might not go well.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,521 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Moon Rise by Bethan909 reviews
(Modern times!) This is my version of the film from beginning to end, with more heart racing adventure, more heart warming romance for Robin and Maria. But this time Maria has an attitude that causes Robin A LOT of pain...
Little White Horse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Maria M., Robin
Infected by Mastia reviews
Eren wakes up alone, strapped to a bed, in a room he's never seen before. He has no idea why he's there, only that something is wrong. AU where Squad Levi are scientists fighting against the mysterious disease nicknamed T-1. Ereri/Riren, Rated M for later (Zombie AU) Dedicated to: Suyung (
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] Levi A.
Patchwork by Lookingkindofdumb reviews
Bilbo distraught found something to focus on, a crusade to fight, he just didn't know his guardian also fought the same crusade. Thorin was also surprised to find Bilbo doing the same as him, sort of. His way didn't involve so much burglary... Superhero AU. (Oneshot part of the unrelated Patchwork series.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
More or Less by schmerzerling reviews
Another story about free will, told from Castiel's point of view. Dean has a severe stutter. Sam has an anger problem. Castiel has a religious crisis. Small town religious politics, confused feelings, and literary references abound. High School!AU, Human!AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
Anger Management by Haiti2013 reviews
Arthur is pissed off! His guidance counselor just recommended he take anger management classes - something he clearly didn't need! He decides that he's going to try to make the best of this new situation and maybe even learn something but how can he concentrate when he catches the attention of a blue eyed Adonis, who seems to have only one thing on his mind?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,273 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
In case of Sues, use the TARDIS by gNat2 reviews
Starting winter break? Finally! Finding a TARDIS in your backyard unattended? Sweet! Realizing you have to save the world of multiple fandoms with your best friend from the evil Mary and Gary Sues? At least I brought my fez for this. Let's hope we don't have to run so often. Multiple X-over fanfiction collab with Meepalicious.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012
Devils in the Dark by DarkmoonSigel reviews
After having encephalitis and brutally murdering a serial killer who tried to kill his dogs, Will Graham finds himself in the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. Life is dull until the Chesapeake Ripper is brought down to the lower levels to live in a cell beside Will. Not Beta Read. M/M Murder husband and mental institution AU NOW WITH CHAPPIE 2 and 3 FOR REASONS
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Curse of the Pale Prince by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
When Ichigo took the job at the zoo, he never expected that the leopard he was to take care of was actually a 4,000 year old prince! Can they break it before Ogichi Shirosaki's enemies find them? Or will Ichigo fall under the same enchantment? Yaoi duh!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Dude, There's A Wolf On My Bed by DeathsLights reviews
There's a wolf on his bed...chewing on his pillow. Stiles stared at the wolf. The wolf stared back, its jaws clamped around the pillow. The wolf is large, black and has fangs that he's sure would tear him apart...shit. Soulmate/Spirit Animal AU
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,299 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 214 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] [Jackson W., Lydia M.] - Complete
The Lovers (Murderers) in 9B by greymidnight reviews
There is a new resident in apartment 9B, and he and his boyfriend are either serial killers … or just really loud in bed.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Maybe Someday (I'll Be Home for Next Year) by greymidnight reviews
AKA, the Grandma Stilinski fic. Derek Hale meets a Mabel Stilinski while living in New York. He learns that she has a grandson. There are miscommunications, scarves, stealth-matchmaking plans, and cookies. Many, many cookies. (M for language and implied, non-explicit activities.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,942 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Texts: Complete Crack by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
About half a dozen cracky, slightly kinky texts... though it's implied only. I regret nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Pie and Angels by Burnsie at the Crossroads reviews
Castiel was never one to believe in angels, as a hunter he has seen too much evidence otherwise to believe. He's surprised to find however that angels are indeed real and that one in particular, going by the name of Dean, is probably one of the strangest things, supernatural or human, that he's ever met. revese!verse drabbles and misadventures (based on gifs by thespywhospies).
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
Hidden Royalty by EssieScrawls reviews
Merlin hates everything regal because his mum does.But when Prince Arthur is going to the same uni as him, he changes those thoughts quickly and even develops feelings for him. He begins to wonder why his mum holds such a grudge against royalty. What he doesn't know is that his mum had a history with the Mercian King and he certainly doesn't know that he's the son of that same King
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,945 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Merlin, Arthur] [Balinor, Hunith] - Complete
Fioritures by manhattan martini reviews
"Okay, so," Jean starts, drier than the Sahara desert, and on his side Sasha is already pressing a fist against her laughing mouth, "I may or may not have made a bet with Jaeger." — AU, JeanMarco
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Jean K., Marco B.] Connie S., Marco B., Sasha B. - Complete
Burn so brightly by Judin reviews
"What's my name, Castiel?" Dean asked, leaning forward on the chair. "You know it, come on." "Dean," Castiel said, but in two voices at once, one human and child-like, the other vibrating on a discordant frequency. Destiel, ageregressionfic, wingfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,888 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S.
Noctem I by Shennya reviews
AU. Bilbo has to travel to the most dangerous city, Pentamerone, to find Frodo's father and take him home. However, his presence in that city create a conflict between the leader of the skin-changers, Smaug, and the most powerful hunter of Durin's clan: Thorin Oakenshield. Thorin/Bilbo/Smaug
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,746 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug
My idiot and I by Bunpire sapphirerocks reviews
"Wait,so you're saying I am his soulmate and we are engaged?" "Yes,that's the truth. And BTW you are moving in with him." "What!" "Aww, come-on it'll be fun" the idiot smirked. No one ever saw this coming. World war 3 is about to start. Read and review!:D
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,041 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C.
Birthday Wish by Lovingsirius reviews
"Death if you can hear me I'm ready ." Death reached out his hand for Harry, knowing that they would depart this life as equals, Harry reached out his hand grabbing the cupcake blowing out the candle with a simple yet heartfelt wish ' I wish I could've made a Difference'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Sirius B., Remus L.
You Fall In Flame by FictionalNutter reviews
AU following 8x23. Dean has a dying brother to take care of, and his favorite angel is MIA. With the host of Heaven fallen and Hell under new management, Dean has a lot of problems on his hands. Thankfully, someone upstairs cares enough to make sure he has the people on hand he really needs. Pairings: Destiel and others.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,665 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Reflets dans l'eau by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Creature fic with Merman Will and cook Hannibal. The chef of a secret restaurant that serves up the supernatural for dinner gets its newest course. Will Hannibal filet up the merman for his dinner party? Not Beta Read. M/M Reader commentary will decide this story's continuation. COMPLETE
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
At Hogwarts by Megan Lo Saurus reviews
The Hetalia cast in a different yet familiar setting - Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Contains FrUK, GiriTur, PruCan, Spamano, GerIta, and hints of Ameripan for the moment, possibly more pairings in future chapters. My apologies for the unoriginal title.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,467 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Dragon's Soldier by twistedthicket1 reviews
John is a reluctant soldier in the Queen's Army, hoping to pay his medical school degree with three years of service. He's just been told to pick out a Dragon from the Kennels to train and serve beside in the War in Afghanistan. More than a little afraid and yet fascinated by the creatures, he just hopes he doesn't end up barbequed... (full summary inside)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,302 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Christmas in a Pink Sweater by Tubular Fox reviews
It's Christmas, and the Enterprise has shore leave on Earth. Jim decides to take Spock back to Iowa with him to spend the holidays with his family. K/S slash - Chapters 1-14 are the finished fic. 15 and up will be one-shots set in the same universe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,147 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Hobbit and The Dwarf by bowsie22 reviews
Thorin angers Thranduil when the Elf king attempts to repair their relationship. As punishment, he turns Thorin into a beast and his closest friends are affected by the spell also. When a hobbit and his wizard friend enter Erebor, can the spell be broken? Slash, incest, mpreg Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
In Your Hands by beckyofdownton reviews
After an encounter with a band of Klingon rebels goes badly, Spock suffers a serious injury that affects his ability to recollect short-term memory. As a result, Jim is preoccupied with his condition and makes it his duty to bring Spock's memories back. Kirk/Spock romance, predominantly. Rated K for now, the rating will increase substantially later.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Spock, J. Kirk]
The Walls are Walking by FallingStarXan reviews
"Sometimes Marco had dreams of flying..." When an earnest young man becomes a trial patient in an experimental regenerative treatment, he finds himself witnessing the seeds of mankind's eventual near-extinction being sown... and, centuries in the future, humanity is left to face the consequences, but not without the help of a strangely gentle Titan found in the forest. JeanMarco.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Jean K., Marco B.]
This Doesn't Feel Like Falling by Dark3Star reviews
When he fell from St. Bart's Sherlock knew he loved John Watson. John couldn't love him back (or so he thinks). Now that he's back from the dead things are back to normal... sort of. When a serial killer targets increasingly high profile gay couples Sherlock is on the case. With a, possibly ill-advised, plan Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to uncover the truth.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,980 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A PruCan story by Kyo-akatsuki13 reviews
Alfred and Matthew get accepted to Hetalia Highschool... Matthiew is getting bullied and forgotten by one of his fathers! Gilbert is a senor. at Hetalia highschool who keeps up a mask. Why does he let this new freshman get close... he NEVER lets anyone get close... F.A.C.E family ! PruCan Fruk and more couples T for cursing I do not own hetalia or the picture.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Canada, Prussia
And I Must Scream by littlemisslol reviews
In which Jack is kidnapped by a crazy time demon and the guardians have to save his lily white butt. Or, that time someone made Jack cry and the guardians went berserker mode. And then a bit of fluff. One Shot, T for two instances of swearing.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North - Complete
Coming to Terms by L. Alex Greene reviews
Sollux Captor is perfectly happy with his small group of friends until one night, when his friend Karkat demands a computer repair. There, he meets Eridan Ampora, and suddenly, Sollux is seeing him everywhere. Humanstuck, M for language, sexual content, and violence. Primarily Erisol with a multitude of other ships. Complete, so please don't start following this story!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
How the Merc Found the Spider by Plumcot reviews
Peter Parker's life is stressful, to say the least. Between his schoolwork, his job, his patrolling duties, and trying to get his elderly Aunt May to agree to a rest home, his only refuge the the My Little Pony Fansite he frequents, where he's been exchanging PMs with the mysterious "Ponypool". Spiderman/Deadpool. Companion story to "The Stray". Some language, not too much.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013
Landless by Labicchan reviews
In a rich and powerful Erebor, King Thorin comes across a young Hobbit boy. A Landless, a creature without a place to call home. With the boy comes his uncle, a Dancer peculiar enough to draw His Majesty attention. Inspired loosely on Notre-Dame de Paris, the tale of two people, and two worlds, that weren't supposed to meet.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Welcome to North Vale High by Lepidotzoro reviews
Carlos switches schools. Carlos investigates weirdness of new school. Carlos somehow manages to make the morning Student Broadcast host fall in love with him. And he'd be damned before doing the same, back. Cecilos, Slash, M for later chapters.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Comatose: A Night Vale Fic by Evanescent Cumberbabe reviews
AU where Cecil is in a coma and Carlos is his doctor. Strongly implied Cecilos, but no smut. Warning: feels abound, so proceed with caution! Please R&R.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Vulcan Courtship by ShiftingSideways reviews
Prompt: "Jim looks towards McCoy (they are drinking of course), and says in complete seriousness: 'I think I might be dating Spock.' " (Full prompt inside.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/19/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Warning Signs by L. Laufeyson reviews
After what has happened in New York, Tony is having nightmares. He thinks he has finally overcome them, but they are back when Nick Fury announces that Loki is coming back to Earth for "rehabilitation". - eventually Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,720 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
The Red Corvette by get-the-salt reviews
An au where Jim Kirk owns a small coffee shop called The Red Corvette. Named in honor of the car he stole from his abusive stepfather as a child. He is getting by with loyal customers and one night stands but is wanting something more. Spock is a working at Starfleet as a science instructor while also working on his own research.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/13/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, Gaila
Agency X, how may I assist you? by ThanksIllPass reviews
Peter calls pest control to have something removed from his apartment and Wade just happens to be the only one available for the job
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W., Outlaw/Inez T. - Complete
Painted Footprints by IrisWrites reviews
Francis is a painter and Arthur is an English teacher, personality-wise they clash but will that be enough to keep them apart?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
I'm mad(ly in love with you) - Spideypool by WeakEndGirl reviews
Deadpool falls in love for the first time. His crush is Spiderman, of course. And of course, he is gonna get what he wants, right?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W.
Past Present and Future part 1 by OHTD-Luv4ever reviews
Every once in awhile a friendship comes along that simply cannot be contained in one lifetime. Often such friendships evolve into something deeper and just as meaningful, the concept known as soul mates. Though names and race may change across the passing of time each part of the whole will continually gravitate to their other half until they are together again. Part one. The Past.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Welcome to Dodo Academy for the Gifted! by Elise the Writing Desk reviews
#2 A girl and several boys with mental, social and physical problems trying to get better. Friendship is the best medicine. Affected by hyper-oddball Alice, they self-proclaimed to be her protective brothers. Oh, but when that 'brother' reason fades into love, will their friendship last? And how will they deal with Alice's detached outlook on her life? Chapter 17 up!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,333 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Alice L.
You're the devil in disguise by chibi-excel reviews
Castiel Novak is roommates with Dean Winchester, a guy he has nothing in common with. Fight become frequent in their room over messes, their brothers, and just about anything they can think of. Despite their constant fights, however, Castiel cannot help but come to Dean's aid whenever he calls and the two reluctantly begin to grow closer. College AU, Destiel, Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Coffee Shop by Holz9364 reviews
When Draco Malfoy miraculously avoids life in Azkaban after the war its no big secret that Harry Potter was the one behind it. Feeling like he owes his nemesis a debt due to this he goes out to coffee with him, and is rather alarmed when he find he actually quite likes the Gryffindor. Drarry, AU post Hogwarts world. Based on the tumblr blog 'drarrytexts'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
My Words Whisper To You by EgyptAdbydos reviews
Something happens that makes Bruce angry. So angry that he doesn't hulk out, but stays calm and proceeds to do something incredibly intelligent, precise, and shit-your-pants-scary. See, the real person to be afraid of isn't the rampaging Hulk but the super-genius who knows how to control gamma radiation and has learned exactly where the most vulnerable parts in the body.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Legally In Love by WingedWolf121 reviews
Wherein Erik is unemployed and quite suddenly finds himself without a visa. Luckily, Raven's brother is an honorable man who, after he promises to do his sister a favor, will marry a complete stranger. Now all they need to do is convince the USCIS that they're happily married and in love. Which they aren't. Mostly. It's hard to tell at times. Charles/Erik, background Raven/Azazel
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
The Hobbit and the Detective by feanorsnemesis reviews
When Bilbo Baggins went to steal gold from a dragon, he found that the dragon wasn't quite what he had expected. To be fair, he wasn't what the dragon had predicted either.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Spotless by crimeson-plasma reviews
There is something about Spain's horror films that is utterly traumatising. England already knows this, having already watched a few with the other country. However, this time, the thing that leaves him feeling uneasy isn't just the horror film being played. Spain/UK SpUk. Inspired by episode 17 of Beautiful World.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Midnight Games and Jelly Babies by Inastiel reviews
The TARDIS gets bored sometimes, and it's up to the Doctor to keep her happy. Jelly babies may or may not be involved.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Magically Troublicious by KorosuKa reviews
Russia visits England for little reasons. But those reasons lead to a magical mishap. Now Russia is like a memoryless puppy, almost literally. How will England take care of the mess that has been made? Russiaxfem!England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,806 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - England/Britain, Russia
Of Scales & Flesh by PinkGloom reviews
AU Smauglock Based on Beauty & the Beast. The villagers decide to attack the "dragon" and John is wounded in the process. He wakes up in an enchanted castle; having been taken prisoner of the creature. Slowly, an awkward friendship blossoms between the two...will it ever be more? Rated for smut, violence and occasional language
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,913 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Oncoming Storm by The Incredible Nameless Wonder reviews
Lacey is very good at hiding things from her family, especially her magic. While attempting to clean the easy way, a spell rebounds off her TV and hits her. She wakes up to find herself stuck in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, which she hasn't seen all the way through. With her magic gone, Lacey now has to find her way home and try not get involved. Good luck with that. Boromir/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Boromir, Legolas, Eowyn, Faramir
Falling Clockwise by amedleystory reviews
A fifteen year old Hermione receives a letter from the Headmaster informing her that for Harry's safety, as well as her own, she would be rescued from her comfortable loving home and promptly taken into dark and dusty Grimmauld Place. With a bitter-eyed, smart-mouthed marauder that won't get of her back a midnight library escapade will surely not do any harm. Time-TurnerFic. AU R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Break Myself by Colt reviews
Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
Cat Boys? by Elise the Writing Desk reviews
One random day, Alice's cats turned into humans. She has to take care of the cat boys while their mother went to revive a some-kinda Cat's Clan. Naturally, having your pets acting like the kings of the world...was a bizarre. Alice swore, she wouldn't know how to get through this alive. It's either her, or those bratty cat boys. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Alice L.
Capsized by xxvioletskye reviews
Captain Arthur Kirkland had lost everything. He was relieved from his position from the British army and exiled; betrayed by the only man he had ever loved. When his pirate ship was attacked by Spanish forces, Arthur knew he was done for. But instead of death, he meets a cheerful, caring, and unconventional Spanish captain—turning his world completely upside-down.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - England/Britain, Spain
The New Kid by IdeasToWords reviews
Peter's just trying to keep a low profile. Right when his life is getting normal, well, normal-er, his whole life is turned crazy once again when the Avengers recruit him to be an assassin and a mysterious new kid joins his high school and seems to know everything about him. Does this new kida, or Wade, know Peters secret? SpideyPool slow blooming love story. Avengers AU Crossover
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
What Could Have Been by Avenging Neko reviews
Seras Victoria hasn't been a vampire for long, only about a month, and she's not very comfortable in her Master's presence yet. Unfortunately, Sir Integra is dead, and Alucard is free to do as he pleases. It just so happens that 'as he pleases' involves taking her with him. Oh dear
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Find Yourself by Callie24 reviews
BatFlash! Flash helps out Batman and gets a lot more in return.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
Oyster Sashimi, Olive Martini by lucius-complex reviews
Because really, who else would be insane enough to slurp sexy aphrodisiac foods with their arch-enemies but Tony Stark? Part of 'Flawed Design' Series. Warnings for mild non-con.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A Kid Named Fear by ILoveLukeC reviews
The only thing to fear is fear, itself ... but what are you supposed to fear when you ARE fear? AN: Just a thought that bugged me until I wrote it down and got attached to the character. The rest of the crew will appear later on.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Man in the Moon
One of those Days Again by marinoa reviews
A normal day in a guard's life: an extra shift, a freezing night, boredom, and too little pay. But of course that would not be enough to suffer when it's about Arthur Kirkland, no; all that is needed to make his day even worse is an infamous band of thieves. AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2013 - England/Britain, France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Drabbly Dabbles by ZebraStripedFlamingo reviews
Funny/foolish/fishy drabbles involving Lily, James, and the Marauders. Flirting, drinking, and inappropriate metaphors ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wifey by ThanksIllPass reviews
Wade keeps calling Peter his wifey and Peter doesn't like it
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
The Stray by Aeneisha reviews
Loki is a God of Mischief with a talent in shapeshifting, everyone knows that. When he escapes from Asgard and falls onto Midgard, he uses his powers to shapeshift into a cat in order to hide and cure himself. Last person he'd expect to save him is no other than Tony Stark himself.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Hell or High Water by Danni's Infinite Thoughts reviews
Sherlock acciedntally runs into new kid, John Watson, on his way to lunch. Luck would have it that the two would begin a friendship that's tested several times. But the biggest test happens to be when the school is put on lock down...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Behind Hidden Statues by Mein Liebling reviews
Fred and George are at it again, and perhaps a little rushed when Gryffindor Prefect, Hermione Granger, catches them trying to wreck havoc on the unsuspecting children of Hogwarts. Surprised? Hermione wasn't either. Chasing, Dungbombs, not to mention "Do these flowers make me look fat?", the night winds down with something a little more then expected. Happy Birthday Ivy.Lunar.Reid!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Hard to Get! by QueenKunieda reviews
Arthur was sick of people pissing him off so he went to buy a potion from Gilbert that would make them follow his orders 24/7. But what happens when Gilbert accidentally gave him the wrong one and it made most of the male nations fighting to earn Arthur's love instead? To make up for the mistake he did, Gilbert now had to work as Arthur's bodyguard and protect him from his 'fans'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - England/Britain, Prussia
Pardon Me, But What the Hell Are You? by midnightrider.009 reviews
Coyote Love Taylor, called Love by her friends, is a hair-stealing rail-thin bundle of sunshine, who just so happens to get turned into a grim reaper! And who do we have to thank for that? Why, Grell of course! Follow her on her adventure with The She-Man-Shinigami along with sporks, cake, and deadly efficient butlers!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,671 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Grell S.
Late Nights And Empty Glasses by conquerors reviews
Sebastian Moran and nights plagued by thoughts of Jim / for everyone over at sherlock fc
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Who Are We? by kittykat221B reviews
Two months after Sherlock's death John the world starts to blur around the edges, literally. There's a new tenant in the flat but not a person a thing. Not knowing what this thing is he tries to ignore it but it doesn't like being ignored. May or may not be rated T but whatever I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
KIMBAP! by Flower Butt reviews
Once upon a time, a day, and an evening. There was a girl with tattoos and short hair. She was pushed down a hole and tricked into a social game. However, none but a few knows that her world ends in grief and flame. And nobody but maybe one are wanting to shield her from reality up above. (NOTE: This story has been abandoned in the middle)
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,964 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Julius M., Joker
Well, At Least it's Not a Dead Raccoon by Blood Dahlia reviews
Wade needs to tone down the spontaneity a bit.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Of Pirates and CrossDressing Runaways by doiteain reviews
Feliciana and Lovina run away from home, disguise themselves as males, and join Antonio's pirate crew. pirate!Spain, fem!Lovino/Romano, fem!Feliciano/Italy, Spamano, Gerita, and all sorts of other lovely goodies. Rated for Lovina's vocabulary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,953 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Curse of Kesha 2: A Musical Mess by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
In which Mycroft has a machine gun umbrella, Moriarty sings Taylor Swift, and everyone ends up dancing like insane Korean horses. The unexpected, unwanted "equal" to The Curse of Kesha. Think of it as the "Shock Treatment" to Curse of Kesha 1's "Rocky Horror." Crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Bored by RoseJustice reviews
The epitome of evil is not Sauron, but a bored Peregrin Took. It has been proven. Pippin gets bored on the way to Moria and asks Boromir a rather awkward question. Things spiral down from there. Legolas and Gimli exchange a few low blows and Aragorn gets insulted. Rated T for the question that Pippin brainbreaks Boromir with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Dragon Surgeon by vifetoile89 reviews
AU, set pre-World War II. "There's a dragon up in Edinburgh... claims he's shell-shocked." Sherlock Holmes, bullied into becoming a spy, takes on an unusual puzzle, and maybe gains a partner in the bargain. One-shot.
Crossover - Temeraire & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Spoils Shared by New Wonder reviews
Kili is in looove. Fili isn't sure what to think of it. Fili/Bilbo/Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Another Kind of Revenge by KickTheBucket reviews
At age 16, the Powerpuffs are dealing with the dilemma of their powers being illegal. Their enemies have all vanished, though, so there shouldn't be any panic... until the girls are all abducted by no other than their boy counterparts. T for language.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,674 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Butch, Buttercup
London Bridge Is Falling Down, My Fair Lady by Lirumi reviews
Suddenly there was hell. Flames everywhere. A London on fire. And a broken Nation. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,667 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - America, England/Britain
Nuisance by Lokittysnemesis reviews
Tony is Peppers pet cat, he's spoiled and adored by his master and frankly couldn't have a better life if he begged for it. As of late though Pepper having a lot of work to do at the office and is worried about Tony getting lonely so she decides to buy a kitten to brighten his spirits and keep him company, but it didn't quite go as she planned.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
John and the Dragon by Scars of Friendship reviews
John is sent to kill a dragon and rescue a princess but he's not expecting them to be the same thing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Social Networking Encourages Stalkerish Tendencies by randomirony reviews
Arthur/Merlin Modern AU. In which Merlin is an adorable nerd and Arthur becomes a bit of an internet stalker. And everyone is on tumblr.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Save Me From December by Meadowlark 9 reviews
A pathetic whore, like himself, getting injected with drugs in an alleyway doesn't sound like a lucky break, but he'd be surprised what miracle finds him. FrUK, RusAme, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan, minor USUK. Rated M for Language, Lemons, Torture, ect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,725 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Inside by oshare-banchou reviews
"But Shizuo refused to feel guilty in the slightest. He was already doing the flea a favor. Pigs should be sprouting wings and taking flight. Hell should be freezing over and bristling with icicles—which wasn't such a stretch, really, considering the freak snowstorm that was currently blanketing Tokyo." Rated T for (Shizuo's) language. One-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Typical Problems of one Francis Bonnefoy by deactivated111 reviews
Soon after starting at HetaWorld Academy, rooming with Gilbert and Antonio and trying to woo a Brit he definately has feelings for, but at the same time can't seem to stand, fill Francis's life, along with a little match-making and general awesomeness on the side. Francis's first year is filled with love, lust, friendship, and maybe even a little self discovery. FrUK.High school!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - France, England/Britain
Fevers aren't Awesome by SerenityWritesSlash reviews
Human AU. Gilbert is sick, but no one wants to deal with him. So Elizeverta sends forth a grumpy Roderich to attent to the nursing task. Fluff ensues. PruAus, so if don't like the pairing, then don't waste your time reading it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Perfection In Three Easy Steps by SouvenirsFamiliers reviews
Charles, a student at Oxford, uses the university's Cerebro prototype on a dare. He expects to find Raven a boyfriend. Instead, he finds Erik. Cherik. Includes ducklings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Eyes Open by xbubblegumbitchx reviews
After a few years of Merida having her freedom, the decision of who takes her hand is still to question. Just a short (yes a bit fluffy) OneShot between Merida and Young Macintosh. I just ship Meritosh so hard! give it a chance? R&R.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Young Macintosh, Merida - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
He's a Pirate by Sendai reviews
Sherlock is injured and in his frustration drives John away. John becomes a pirate for a day. Johnlock. Slash and probably crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
HNKNA 4 - A Halloween Surprise by peekodemeeko12 reviews
The idiot faction that wants to decimate the Jokers have made a reappearance; only this time it's the Jokers to suffer from their stupidity. How will Jackie be able to handle the new wolfish Jokers when she herself, as Black would say, "is as weak as a kitten?"
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,619 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Joker - Complete
Adrenergia by jadebloods reviews
"Getting me to kiss you like that was some kind of caper, right?" He whispered, inches from your face. You could see dirt on his cheeks and smell the sweat coming up from under his shirt collar. Shit, you could count his fucking eyelashes right now if you wanted, because the adrenaline surge was reaching a new high, what with all that pressure on your throat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Infected by Cantica10 reviews
Sayuri lived without mushi influence-until she began waking up covered in blood that wasn't hers. Can Ginko save her before it consumes her? Rated T for blood, some language, and just in case 3
Mushishi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,758 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011
Rebirth by James B. Moore reviews
Just a normal, teenage girl...reborn as a demon. Bianca has died, and gone to hell, reborn there as a cat demon. When her knight in shining armor is none other than the crown prince, will they be together in the end? Sebastian/ OC and slight Claude/OC [AU & OOC]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sebastian M., Claude F.
Opposite Ends of the Spectrum by ImpalaPorn reviews
Castiel Novak always hated Dean Winchester. The popular boy was rude, arrogant, cocky, and stared at Castiel for no apparent reason. And just because he's tutoring the football-playing jerk doesn't mean he thinks he's nice... or funny... or beautiful... or has any feelings for Dean at all... other than that burning, passionate... hate... of course. Destiel. High School au.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Rain can't wash away by ShadowKissedAnna reviews
"Angleterre," he tried again. "Promise me… promise me you won't forget…" He wasn't scared of dying. He wasn't scared of losing. Not anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/16/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
High Seas and Low Gods by thecouchcarrot reviews
AU Destiel adventures. Lucky Dean and Doc Samuel are infamous Caribbean pirates on the run from Poseidon - and oh yeah, Poseidon's real and Castiel is working for him. Dean's on to him, though... in more ways than one. Plagued by Greek curses, hidden agendas, mythical monsters and repressed sexuality, will the Winchesters ever make it back to England alive? NOW COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,915 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Forgotten Coffee by CharmingCheshire reviews
James Leer and Terry Crabtree share an apartment together in New York. James is in the middle of his second book when Terry Crabtree returns home from yet another business trip. James learn it is not just himself who is unhappy with these frequent business trips. still has yet to be edited and revised
Wonder Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Story of a Girl by Faix reviews
Mikado/Masaomi. After being told by his best friend to never be seen in Ikebukuro, Masaomi goes through drastic measures to regain his friend. But maybe things are going a bit too far. Masaomi certainly didn't think of every possible outcome.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,381 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Mikado R., Masaomi K. - Complete
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Duck Tales by Maknatuna reviews
Have you ever wondered what life Dean and Cas would've had, had they been ducks? If yes, read this story. Rated M for language
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The New Flower by Smoll King reviews
Britta was just a normal girl but what happens when she moves into a new school and the star quarter back and delinquent take interest in her? An odd love triangle and many, many weird ways to win her affection. Rated T for cussing. Human AU and 2p!Hetalia characters involved. AlfredxOCx2p!Alfred Sucky title is sucky, I know. I'll change the name when I can think of a better one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012
Unforeseen Attraction by Lemonzest023 reviews
Loki takes pleasure in annoying Tony Stark whenever he can. Things change suddenly, however, when he realizes he needs the man's help after a traumatic event leaves him desperate. Takes place in the months following The Avengers. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Those Left Behind by Just Miki reviews
In a place that is so bitterly close to Flash's home. He, more than anyone, will have to understand the Batman that got left behind. Flash/Batman Batman/Flash
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman
Manifest Absolut by Eshli reviews
Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Tumblr by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock gets a Tumblr account. He's not bored any more. Crack. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Booblock by Vinyllia reviews
Crack fic in which Sherlock and John wake up with boobs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How to Snooze with your Manservant by ceeebee reviews
Merlin shuffled in his sleep a little, nosing at his thin pillow, wiry arms curling around his torso, in a subconscious effort to keep warm. Or become warm, seeing as Arthur doubted there was any heat in the boy's body to start with, sleeping in here.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Together Forever by Bethan909 reviews
Gwen has forgotten everything! Even Kevin. Will she rember she is in love with him? This story will have your heart racing in more than one way... This is a sequal to my oneshot 'Together' read about Kevin and Gwen's first kiss!
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Gwen T., Kevin
come as you are by scarlettblush reviews
Hospital AU. The one where Charles unknowingly woos a coma patient with Pride and Prejudice. Years later, they meet again.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Time Will Tell by starlite-decay reviews
Lex Luthor has created yet another diabolical device. It seems that Batman is going to be stuck with the Flash for quite a while... eventual BatFlash. DCAU, Ongoing.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman
The Gift by silvers-edge reviews
Turkey is forced to participate in a Secret Santa gift exchange with the rest of the Nations and gets something for Greece that he really wants. What will Greece think when he finds out who his Secret Santa is? Gift fic for my Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Only If For A Night by burningjackets reviews
He's a human. Again. In 1898. Working at a newspaper. Half in love with Arthur Williams. It's very horribly complicated, isn't it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Mein Schutzengel Il Mio Protettore by woodbyne reviews
Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,235 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Texting by Nothing-but-PBandJ reviews
Oh, the texts Sherlock gets. Warnings: Crack, slash aka. homosexual relationships, language and an annoying older brother.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Our Baby, Alicechan! by Seo Hyunee reviews
Alice and the role holders were invited to see the Jokers show at the circus. Unfortunately one of the magic tricks accidently turns Alice into a five year old! Watch as the adorable Alice-chan makes the role holders laugh, blush, and cry!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Alice L. - Complete
Wicked Wolf by Mangascribbler reviews
Red riding hood and her grandmother lived because the lumberjack butchered the wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Guardian by kao-dreams reviews
She doesn't notice the longing gaze he casts over her shoulder to the woman his affection truly belongs to.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hanabusa A., Yuki C. - Complete
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Sweet Tyranny by zeppx reviews
Instead of a summary you get the prompt that sprung this fic. "Give me a Dean/Cas AU. I want a firefighter Dean, teacher Cas…throw in some Gabriel, Jimmy, Anna, Sam/Jess and an adorable, vomit inducing child of theirs. Shake well and serve."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,490 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Playground by Urban Mystic reviews
Gabriel didn't like to play favorites with his customers, but Sam was an exception. Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W.
Replacement by Mangascribbler reviews
"Ace…" he whispered, "Ace, help me. Please." Ace crouched down before Boris with a grim look. "Your clock is winding down Boris. There's nothing either you or I could do now. Besides, you're a role-holder. You'll have a replacement anyways."
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Alice L., Boris A. - Complete
Life and Again by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
AU, Reincarnation-Merlin and Arthur meet again. And again. And again. Because life goes on.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,016 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Devil Wears Prado by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Before It Was Cool by Glass Canary reviews
After an accident, the Flash has been drastically changed. It's not lethal, but maybe that would've been better than the result... A fate worse than death. Dear Gods... Pure crack, with light Bruce Wayne/Wally West BatFlash pairing.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
What Archangels Have Joined Together by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Gabriel/Sam, Dean/Lucifer - Gabriel didn't really die, instead he bound Dean and Lucifer together... this may be his best or worst prank ever. Crack!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Wolverine and Deadpool : Violent bonding by Alex Wilder reviews
Another hilarious installment of Wolverine and Deadpool: Buddy Cops
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Side by Side by indigo's ocean reviews
Edward Elric, the German exchange student, gets 'adopted' by two of his classmates: Roy Mustang and Envy. The trio live through fights, frights, and opening nights, and Ed eventually forms a bond with both that will last his whole life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,032 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
Who the Heck? by AlexandriaAngelMist reviews
Arthur crash lands Alfred, Matthew, Francis, and himself into some human girls room while trying to get to a meeting. Fail summary is fail, but if I say too much more, I'll give away the story ; OC is used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - France, Parallel France 23 - Complete
Please Leave a Message by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Crack/Romance Dean and Castiel's relationship starts with a serious of cellphone pranks. Sam POV & Dean POV Dean writes 'for a good time call Cas 9875467' on every bathroom wall they see for three days...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Who Are You? by ExAxL reviews
Ever wonder which character from J/C/Heart no Kuni no Alice you might be? Look no further, take the quiz and find out! Directions and explanations inside. Read carefully!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
It's Always the End of the World Somewhere by Annie D reviews
Highschool AU. The status quo is this: Dean is the popular captain of the football team, and Castiel is the off-kilter nobody who doesn't so much as breathe the same air as Dean. Then senior year happens and the status quo is shot to smithereens.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Experimenting by enigma-kar reviews
John just wanted to have a shower. Typically, one of Sherlock's experiments gets in the way... with unexpected results.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chatroulette by ToniPrufrock reviews
Sherlock is in one of his bored phases. John decides that the best way to get him out of it is to follow Harry's advice and try out chatroulette. It soon takes the flatmates unexpected places... Slash warning
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Different Kind Of Roommate by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Roommates are curious things. Curious in the way that no-one ever really wants one initially, and yet they always have this knack of sticking around. And sometimes, they work their way into your life until you can't imagine it without them - John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/11/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sore Loser by Mrs-Moriaty reviews
A strange package arrives...Sherlock can't help being curious.Sherlock/John...Not exactly crackfic, just very very weird.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friday Night, Or: How Not To Hunt For Suspects by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sick and Tired by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
Sherlock wants to kill someone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Control by Semyr reviews
John realises he only lets Sherlock touch him. Much introspection follows. Pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Very Odd Man by fictionette reviews
First it was the exact twenty-four hour time, then whether he could borrow my apple and then if I could recommend a respectable car dealers, all without an explanation. I don't even know him...what an odd man. Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Captive Hearts by Seraphic Melody reviews
I hold her heart captive in my hand. Only I am able to manipulate her feelings, misconstrue those emotions she holds in her fragile heart. Joker x Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alice L., Joker - Complete
Distractions, Frustrations by tiromoo reviews
Shaun wondered briefly if this man, this Desmond Miles, had any idea of his apparent value to their cause, wondered whether he really was worth the trouble they had gone through to ensure his safety. ShaunDes. Some strong language. Multi-Chapter.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,661 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
How to be Dominant by Atlas Rain reviews
Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
Caro Mio by Hahren Cassandra reviews
The story of Leonardo and Ezio's relationship through the years. Starts as friendship, eventual Ezio/Leo. Ratings are subject to change. Enjoy!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,033 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
I Love You, I Left You by FromTheGalaxyOfDelusions reviews
Dagger is fed up of it. He can no longer smile, no longer preform and no longer love the man he once did. Having him cheat on you, time after time with one of your best friends. He gave up and ran. Ran into the world of death. Jagger. Short but Sad.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Dagger, Joker - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Match Boy by Nyxelestia reviews
Reincarnation fic based off the Little Match Girl. When Merlin lights for a spot of warmth in his cold life, he gains more than just the heat of the flame.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Getting Lucky in Kentucky by cloudyjenn reviews
Wherein sleeping arrangements are awkward, Sam teaches Castiel about picking up girls and Dean finds out what to do with your angel when he’s not really an angel anymore. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
God's angel by XKaira-ChanX reviews
And if she died, I would laugh, because it would be my fault. But Death doesn't suit her, it's not becoming like that smile of hers. What exactly would Alzeid do if Rahzel died? One shot
Dazzle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Alzeid, Rahzel A. - Complete
Could This Be What I was Meant For? by The Radioactive one reviews
Humans are strange creatures, aren't they? They love you one moment and abandon you the next.Did she leave her here that day because she knew they were like her? Misfits? Outcasts? That she'd be loved? possible Snake/Oc or Joker/Oc or Dagger/Oc unknown!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Snake, Joker
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
That kind of man by Strictly-untalkative reviews
He had only just regenerated, he was bruised and tired. He did not want a lecture, and certainly not from himself. ONESHOT. Ten and Eleven argue! Please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Rock Salt by fynnorian reviews
Greece searches for Turkey after a devastating earthquake in his town of İzmit with a bottle of distilled alcohol and a heaving heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
Vanished by it'scurtainsforyou reviews
Cassie is 'taken in' by Stryker's team after the murders of her parents. How does a twelve-year-old girl come to be as she grows up in a seven man all-male military team?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,794 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine
Cold Spring by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin: While guarding the village of Ealdor, Prince Arthur finds himself smitten with the town medic, Merlin. Years later, these feelings inevitably resurface when Arthur finds the very same Merlin in Camelot, on trial for being a warlock.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,837 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Not A Laughing Matter by frazthealien reviews
A cracky Arthur/Merlin comedy, in which Merlin gives Arthur a love potion but his best-laid plans go awry. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Someday by Grim Lupine reviews
Someday is the call that rings in his ears in the mornings, that sees him through each endless day and comforts him in the lonely nights. ::oneshot:: ::MerlinArthur::
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Almost Lover by Babydracky reviews
Merlin is waiting for Arthur to come back to life, to come back to him.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Relationships Change by PigInThePen reviews
Batman and Flash have monitor duty together. How will that change their relationship? And why does Flash want to know what Bruce does in his free time? BatmanxFlash. Now Complete.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Domestic by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Response to Jessa L'Rynn's 2nd January challenge. When the Eleventh Doctor turns up on their doorstep, the human Doctor is determined to remind him exactly why he feared domestic. Green paint, moody teenagers, the Tyler slap and more. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
It Ends Tonight by fantacination reviews
“How long do I have?” Ciel’s right eye throbs like a fluttering heart. The red string that had always hung between him and Sebastian, tenuous, thickens into rope into chain. The last two hours of Ciel Phantomhive's life, Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
What Was I To You? by McMuffinDragon reviews
Usually when America wanted to 'have lunch' it involved talking very loudly with his mouth full...However, this time, the young nation wasn't flinging bits of meat at him while mumbling about the next meeting; he was quiet...UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bookland by Corkboard reviews
Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
darling and diabolical by smartalker reviews
Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Insomnia by IxAmxThexFivexTailsx reviews
Chrona suffers from insomnia one night.Ragnarok tries to help. I know,COMPLETE CRACK XD! But who cares? Its SOUL EATER! Sorry if the text is hard to follow, it seems to move when I submit it :sweatdrop: sorry bout that. One-Shot!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Crona, Ragnarok - Complete
Second Glance by Cold-Creature reviews
COMPLETE! A handsome redhead whisks Bruce Wayne out of harms way; and off his feet. Has Batman fallen in love with the hyperactive Wally West? Batman/Flash – BatFlash - Bruce/Wally Slash - Light Yaoi
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Rahzel of Dazzle Learns to Swim! by Simplice reviews
Rahzel asks Alzeid to teach her to swim!
Dazzle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Twin Suns Rising by saint2sinners reviews
Fuu made a mistake and disapeared. Now ten years Mugen and Jin cross paths again to find not only Fuu but the truth about the sunflower sumurai and an even bigger surprise. Oneshot
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Fuu - Complete
Elf at Hogwarts by Bunny Wigglesworth reviews
AU! Legolas was sucked into a portal that transported him to Hogwarts. He has to stay there for 5 months and teach archery. Harry's got a massive crush on him and Draco's very furious while in Middle Earth, Aragorn's very worried. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,497 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete