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Joined 08-10-16, id: 8153372, Profile Updated: 12-19-16
Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

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Golden Treasure: A Donald Trump x Vladimir Putin Love Story (ft Shrek) by juicydickhugger reviews
In ligght of recent news, Donald Trump escapes to Russia to be with his love Vladimir Putin. Also, Shrek is in this tory somehwo.
Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Shrek - Complete
Protego Club by picascribit reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #3, 2022: Albus and Scorpius are invited to join the Hogwarts LGBT club. They will make new friends, whether Albus likes it or not. Post-HPCC, canon compliant. Lots of queer and POC characters, deaf character, friendship, tooth-rotting fluff. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2016 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
A Life at Hogwarts by Poopy face 10 reviews
This is about a Ravenclaw girl named Becca (or Rebecca) and you will have to find out the rest ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rubeus H.
Hogsmeade Outing by picascribit reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #2, 2022: On their first date in Hogsmeade, Scorpius decides he doesn't want his relationship with Albus to have to be a secret. Post-HPCC, canon-compliant. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Best Mates by picascribit reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #1, 2022: When Albus confesses his feelings for him, at first Scorpius isn't sure whether he loves Albus or LOVES Albus. Post-HPCC, canon compliant. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
Percy X Annabeth by history47 reviews
Warning extreme lemons in this fic. Do not read if 17 or under. Lemons lemons lemons Lemons lemons lemons Lemons lemons lemons Lemons lemons lemons Lemons lemons lemons Lemons lemons lemons Lemons lemons lemons oh and did I mention lemons? 28k views LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
Bleeding Love by hagwiggle reviews
It's Hedwig's time of the month and Hagrid decides to help in any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Rubeus H., Hedwig - Complete
Inexorable by Vinyaya reviews
Albus/Scorpius SLASH. Oneshot. Al and Scorpius are best friends. Scorpius gets a girlfriend. Al is jealous. Al gets a girlfriend. Scorpius is jealous. FLANGST. Girlfriends are dumped. TRUE LOVE. Lots of fluffy, angsty randomness on the way. Typical ASS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
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A blackjack x Annabeth story
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Rachel D., Blackjack
The Dlapple Fic
This is a Luna x Draco x Apple Fic. It is written by my friend. We are related. Please enjoy and don't let the sexy hit you on the way out ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2016