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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'

7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify that your drive-through order Is 'To go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'run for your lives! they're loose!'

19. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20 And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, copy and paste this to make people who read profiles smile

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Death Korps of Justice by Lord-of-Change reviews
A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 332,803 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Imperial Guard, Deathstroke
The Bringer Of War by thetriumphator reviews
A man from a world set on fire finds one in a long period of tenuous peace. The people of Remnant will soon find that even in a world of bloody evolution, war...war never changes. Tale of Two Wastelands character.
Crossover - Fallout & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 193 - Words: 286,593 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Lone Wanderer, Courier, Pyrrha N.
Twisted Reflections by vendetta543 reviews
She was a failure of a Mage, unable to cast even the simplest of spells. He was an Undead, a monster used as a pawn in battle he could never understand. They had nothing in common, and yet fate saw it fit to bind the two souls together.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 917,021 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Louise
Enduring the Flames of War by Masterdude21 reviews
A joint Asari-Turian operation salvaged a "package" from a derelict wreckage in the Terminus Systems, whereupon they release a force of war beyond their reckoning. Hoping to avoid another war, Commander Shepard recruits the "package" into her team. A simple act of kindness, unwittingly paving the way for a clash unlike the galaxy has ever seen. Fate directs the flames of war.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 452,176 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Master Chief/John-117, OC, Shepard (F)
Silent Ashes by Archangel Writings reviews
It was over. The Flame was extinguished, putting an end to the endless cycle of death and rebirth. But as the Firekeeper said, "One day, tiny flames will dance across the darkness. Like embers, linked by lords past." With a final sigh, the Ashen One stood and sank his blade into the ground, forever her watcher as darkness settled. "Ashen One, hearest thou my voice, still?"
Crossover - Dark Souls & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,484 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/12/2016 - OC, Firekeeper, Team RWBY
Freelancer to Hunter(Volume 2) by GaryOkampo reviews
He was motivated by honor and duty in order to do what was right. Then those motivations were tainted when he discovered a horrible truth and had lost faith in others. Yet with new bonds formed, his wounds healed. But with both new and old threats on the horizon, Washington must ask himself: Is he on the path of a huntsmen...or is he forever destined to be a soldier?
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,189 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Wash, Locus, Yang X.L.
Zulu Squad No Tsukaima by No Country For Old Men78 reviews
A quest for redemption of a Zulu Squad sergeant from Spec Ops: The Line to become the hero in a unique world of magic, familiars and bratty teenagers. With much hilarity ensuing. Rated T unless otherwise stated for mild violence, fan service and harsh language.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Spec Ops series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 207 - Words: 701,866 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Louise, Saito, OC - Complete
From Ranger To Huntsman by SdaTheArtist reviews
As D6 falls to the Reds, Artyom and Khan are hastily sent back in time on a one-way trip through an ancient Cold War experiment with a desperate mission: rewrite World War III. Unfortunately, fate has other plans when the pair finds themselves stranded on Remnant instead―caught in the midst of Remnan humanity's existential war against the Creatures of Grimm...
Crossover - Metro 2033 & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Artyom, Ruby R.
Kriegcraft by Uncle WAAAGH reviews
The Death Korps are sent in to deal with a chaos incursion. A grenadier of the Fifth Death Korps of Krieg Siege Regiment, is about to die, when by a cruel twist of luck, he is sucked into alternate universe, where heresy, mutants, and xenos run freely. Will he be able to cope, knowing that their is no emperor by his side? Rated M for Warhammer. Now Completed.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 92 - Words: 387,151 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Imperial Guard, Jaina Proudmoore - Complete
A Spartan in Westeros (A Song of Ice and Fire X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,153 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
The Leader and Warrior by KtyouVsWriting reviews
Sangheili Arbiter Thel 'Vadam has fought the Flood and The Prophet of Truth. Commander Jane Shepard has fought the Reapers and the Collectors. Both are leaders, warriors, and survivors, but while the Arbiter knows the price of galactic genocide, Shepard does not yet understand it, nor does she understand it as the Arbiter understands it. But she will be forced to understand.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 218,161 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Arbiter, Shepard (F)
The Death Korps of RWBY by Doomsdayguy12345 reviews
Remnant has endured decades of peace since their last war, but how will they react to a boy born from war, who knows only war and has lived his whole life fighting in never ending wars that span their galaxy? Will this boy be a terrifying monstrosity that leaves nothing but death in his wake? Or will someone be able to show the Kriegan that there is more to life than death?
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,255 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 10/4/2015
Eugenics by Rampant Poultry reviews
AU. In a world where humanity is on the brink of extinction in the face of the Grimm, the kingdom of Vale has resorted to arranged marriages between its strongest citizens, hoping against hope that a miracle hero will be born. In a romance initiated without free choice, is it even possible to find happiness? Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,784 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 8/17/2016 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.]
A Step too Far by Dysentia reviews
An old Titan climbs down off the walls he built and walks away from the Traveler. Not once did he regret his decision.
Crossover - RWBY & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,685 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 10/16/2015
Anomaly by The Hero of The Found reviews
This had to be some sick joke. One bad time jump and I'm suddenly in a world with superhumans, nightmarish monsters, and stuck tagging along with a group of hardened criminals bent on world destruction. And I just want to go home.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Maine/Meta, Roman T., Neo
Watcher of Vale by Vulcan2312 reviews
Rorschach died November 2, 1985. At least to that world, he was transported to a new world, by Manhattan himself. Now, in a new world, can Rorschach stop the criminals from bringing down all civilization, or will he succumb to the darkness that plagues of the world
Crossover - Watchmen & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Walter K./Rorschach
The Lost Battlefleet by JSUMN reviews
And Imperial Battlefleet is lost in a warp storm and finds itself in an unknown location. They will be faced with circumstances that will put them in both mortal and moral danger. T for Possible Language and Violence. Updates irregular, this is a private project so it updates whenever the author stops being lazy and writes.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 3/31/2018
Helghan's Reach by Doomsdayguy12345 reviews
In another universe they were a world, in this one they are an island nation that all feared. Spawned by a destructive past the promises of a peaceful future seem to be within the grasps of a new generation of Helghasts. How far will an act of goodwill between peoples go when wounds of the past still fester? Is peace within or far from Helghan's reach?
Crossover - Killzone & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,540 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 4/10/2017
The Cracked Ice by Huron reviews
Scattered farther than any other in a unknown environment, one must learn to adapt and change to survive. How to utilize such skills remains to be seen, but efficiency had always been part of the training.
Crossover - Warframe & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,471 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 11/30/2015
Hunters & Huntsmen by FreakTv1099 reviews
The Hunt has ended, the Hunters contract now fulfilled. Awakening in a strange world, a young Hunter must find his purpose.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - OC, Team RWBY, OC, The Hunter
For Those We Cherish by The Crimson Lord reviews
Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016
And, Like Clockwork, We Fall by ExpendableVoice reviews
He sought to change time. For 200 years, the Xelor known as Nox had brought destruction and tragedy to the World of Twelve. And yet, it all amounted to nothing. The very Gods deemed him unworthy of reincarnation, banishing him to the void beyond the Krosmoz. But, for good or ill, this plaything of fate still has a role to play. And now, a broken man finds himself in a broken world.
Crossover - Wakfu & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 179,666 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Nox
The Colorful Heroes of Remnant by OblivionOrder6 reviews
After 10 years Cinder, and the White Fang have taken over Vale, and all that stands between them and world domination is a random string of fighting academies training hunters/huntresses led by already graduated teams. After a shooting star passes over team RWBY's leader Ruby Rose, and she wishes for heroes. Meanwhile the reds and blues are transported to a dead looking planet.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,887 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Epsilon, Sarge, L. Tucker, Ruby R.
Darth Arc by JC of the Corn reviews
After saving Pyrrha, Jaune is treated to a fate worse than Death. Perverted and twisted beyond all measure, will his friends find out who he is before its too late? Can a certain Redhead save him? FIRST STORY, SO YEAH ITS NOT AS GOOD AS I HOPED God Bless you all.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,288 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
The Knight's Servant by APIII reviews
Years from now, Jaune Arc would look back on this faithful day, and thank the stars he decided to go through with the bet. It had been all fun and games, until Ruby decided to make a bet, making the loser become the Victor's servant for the day. Neither would've guessed that they would end up making love right there on the floor of his dorm of all places. JaunexRuby Lancaster Smut
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 177 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A. - Complete
Crossed Blades by erttheking reviews
There are other worlds out there, many of them reflecting the one Lucina and her family and friends are used to. One world, however, is nothing like what they know. An otherworldly darkness is slowly choking it. A handful of warriors fight to stop it, warriors that Lucina and her friends will find herself fighting alongside in a desperate battle as two worlds cross paths.
Crossover - Fire Emblem & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Chrom, Lucina, Solaire of Astora, OC
Metro: A New Light by The Assassin's mentor reviews
What happens if the explosion set to destroy D6 was able to send Artyom into another world? And what do you get? You get an eighteen year old Artyom who is more optimistic and who has to adjust to new life more different from his home Metro. Follow this young Rangers journey as he lives his new life in Remnant.
Crossover - Metro 2033 & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,458 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Artyom, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B.
The Die Has Been Cast by thetriumphator reviews
A man from a world of gratuitous violence enters one of gratuitous nudity. Watch, as he spends about 90% of his waking life averting his eyes from someplace or other.
Crossover - Fallout & Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Lone Wanderer, Courier, Leina
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 263,964 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
The Lone Wolf at Beacon Academy by Trooper0007 reviews
After being resurrected by Doctor Halsey, Spartan-B312 is teleported to a different world to live away from the backroom politics of the UNSC. Without any other choice, he enrolls into the Beacon Academy in order to find a new purpose in life. Will the Spartan-III finally learn how to be human?
Crossover - Halo & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 11/13/2015 - [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Unfortunate One by T. Kareon reviews
Upon a different circumstance, Jaune was inevitably kicked out of Beacon when his secret was let out. With a few twists and turns in his life. He has a new name, a new life, and loads of enemies. Now he's forced to face his past as he is now.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,817 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Felix, Jaune A.
Star Wars: Force Zero by Lord Revan Flame reviews
The Sith are defeated, and balance is restored to the Force. The New Republic reigns over the free subjects of the Empire. Elsewhere, however, Halkeginia is on the verge of war. As conflict sparks beyond the walls of the academy, Louise summons a rather powerful man. He has been sent by the Force, and he shall fulfill his destiny in this world that somehow holds remnants of his.
Crossover - Star Wars & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Darth Vader, Louise, Tabitha
Sentient Familiar of Zero by foldguy24 reviews
Louise has always been considered as "Zero". However, her life will drastically change as she summoned an advanced sentient Controller Agent that is supposed to be heading into battle. Follow Louise's adventures together with her new found familiar as they struggle through many obstacles that get in their way. Contains some bloody fight scenes and other combat maneuvers.
Crossover - Armored Core & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,421 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Louise
the Walking Death Korps by Doomsdayguy12345 reviews
A Death Korps Krieger had been fighting in a war in the name of the Emperor when by his misfortune he had been blown into a Warp hole, instead of the painful existence that the Warp promises he fell onto hard soil, only to be greeted by a new enemies and people. Will he be able to serve his purpose, while his morals are tested by these strange garbed people?
Crossover - Warhammer & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,000 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015
Vicissitude by TheRoyalZealot reviews
Lost in a strange world with no where to go. Haunted by the reminiscence of my past. My only hope in redemption is in a handful of children who have no idea about the concept of war. Left with barely anything to survive, I must learn from various inhabitants of this planet to live. And perhaps teach them about my own ways. There is no other way that I can achieve this. Unfortunate.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Locus, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Remnant's Freelancers: Restored by Stinger909XL reviews
One year since they beat Wyoming, Maine and Torchwick, the Freelancers have settled down in Bluelyn. But a new trouble arises, and it's determined to rid the world of the armour wearing soldiers.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Wash, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
he who watches vale by Vulcan2312 reviews
When Rorschach 'dies', he is sent to a new world. One infested with creatures of darkness, crime, and 15 year olds with massive weapons.
Crossover - RWBY & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Walter K./Rorschach, Zwei, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Freelancer to Hunter(Volume 1) by GaryOkampo reviews
RE-WRITE: After realizing the true face of Project Freelancer, Agent Washington flees his homeland to start over and decides to seek redemption as a hunter. Now attending Beacon, can this Ex-Freelancer among hunters hide from his past? Will he face betrayal once again? And how far will the Director go to get what he wants? Find out in the greatest! Fanseries! Ever! Of all time!
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,405 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Wash, Yang X.L. - Complete
Familiar of Souls by Kallavan reviews
The newly crowned Monarch heeds the call of a summon by a zero. Disclaimer: I don't own Familiar of Zero or Dark Souls II, but I do own the Monarch. Please support the official release. On hiatus; see profile for details.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Dark Souls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,950 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Louise, Kirche, Sorcerer
A Song From the Dark by Varigos D. Vastitas reviews
A new land, filled with whisperings of the dead rising and of treacherous queens. Old legends marching from a frozen waste. A war between mislead men who desire an empty crown. A warrior who emerges from a cursed land, who escaped a cycle of endless misery and torment. He comes to stop the threat of a new cycle starting as the souls of Westeros are led astray by the dark...
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015
Reapers of Zero by IceBite reviews
Louise wished for her familiar to be "divine, beautiful, wise, and powerful"...well, she got the "Wise and powerful" part down pat. Expiation wanted his chance for redemption and prove himself more than just a Reaper Destroyer...well, being the familiar to an otherwise 'Zero' and setting up a new Organic nation would be a good start, wouldn't it?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Louise, OC] Tabitha, OC
Eye of Calamity by Reaper81609 reviews
Louise has always been known as a Zero, incapable of casting even the simplest of spells. It's her chance now to prove herself at the annual Springtime Familiar Summoning, but she'll have to prove herself to more than just her peers if she doesn't want it to end in a sea of black flame.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,919 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013
On the Wings of an Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,667 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Louise, Ezio A.
Welcome to the Future by SC84 reviews
An AU fiction that combines the Mass Effect and Crysis universes. A recently revived Commander Jane Shepard must assemble a new team to face the threat of the Collectors. Along the way, she finds another "dead" soldier: Alcatraz, in his Nanosuit, frozen and forgotten in an ancient Ceph ruin. Ignores Crysis 3. Slightly changes events prior to Mass Effect 1. NOT A SHIPPING FIC.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Crysis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Alcatraz
Zero's Shock by Rogue Vector reviews
It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Louise, Jack R.
The Idiots of Zero by General RTS reviews
RvB Crossover. A series of oneshots where the RedvsBlue cast are sent into the world of zero no tsukaima to be Louise's familiar. First up the line, Sarge.
Crossover - Halo & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Louise
Companions by Pookie2 reviews
Vignettes featuring The Courier's traveling party. Part 1 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence and mild sexual innuendo.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,648 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy by Random Equinox reviews
Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,673 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
VanDread Halo by Freedom Guard reviews
The war with the Covenant and the UNSC is over...but an accident has changed the fates of one UNSC Spartan and a UNSC AI, as they are now in a new conflict and a new path in life.
Crossover - Halo & Vandread - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 307,162 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete