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the pledge to PJO [I did not write this]

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to rememver Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see somone who doesnt get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackon and the Olypians wherever I may go


Female Comebacks:

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

put this on your profile if you want to say this to someone


A girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down I' scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself. It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road, the guy knew his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her give him a big hug and tell him one last time she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. Now that is a true man. One that would give his life, for the woman he truly loves.

Copy and Paste if you are looking for a guy like that (this is soo cute!)


Okay, take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Addition: what a boy should do when they like a girl

When she tells you she hates your current girlfriend,

Dump that girl

When you realize she is a different person when she is around you

Take that as a compliment

When she calls you an idiot

If you say the same to her

Know you just proved her point

When she says ‘I met someone but I cant remember their name’

Know that she is trying to tell you to step it up

When she is glaring at a girl you are talking to

Ditch that girl

And most importantly

When she is looking at another guy because she thinks you aren’t interested

Tell her that you read this list for her.

'Slow down. All I got out of that was that you were yelling?" he told me. i narrowed my eyes.

"I said, 'I DONT TALK FAST!'"


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Love in Olympus by Irrefutable reviews
What happens when Percy and Annabeth become a God and Goddess. Will Aphrodite have a little fun with her fav couple in Olympus. Rated K because... Just Because
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
It Happened Over the Summer by SiriusBlack.Oh.He'sMine reviews
Ginny is in danger and the only way to stay safe is if she goes to stay at No.4 Privet Drive for the summer before her fifth year. Will romance develop between Harry and Ginny? Or will Voldemort find a way to get the youngest Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
OLD VERSION: High School Never Ends by Eliss Elusive reviews
Please don't read this if you haven't already.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,419 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011
luchias pregnant by luchia911 reviews
luchia is pregnat with kaito s baby.is it Twins or a boy or a girl vote for it. please read!
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Lucia N., Kaito D.
Meet Maxine by eurekawriter reviews
10 year old Maxine uses time travel to fix what went down between her parents. But what happens when she realizes her parents are the world's famous Russo siblings? Even worse, what happens when Justin and Alex realize she's their little girl?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,536 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
How A Reunion Brought Back More Than Bad Yearbooks by HAWTgeek reviews
Annabeth and Percy broke up when Percy was offered a job in Hawaii that he had been trying to get for years. Soon after this, she learned she was pregnant. Knowing Percy would leave that job he had always worked for, she never told him.Maybe its time?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,561 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
James and the Baby Sitter by LilyHeartsJames reviews
When Lily has to baby-sit for the Potters she never expects to fall for their eldest son. But for just how long can she resist the charming James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,730 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Picnic Story by Umbrella.Confederation reviews
Lily is dragged to a picnic by her bffs and the Marauders, which leads to not only a disastrous cooking contest, but a series of random, funny adventures. A tale of amusing antics and fun.. mild romance, mild language...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,242 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily's Revenge by gonesiriuslyblack reviews
Lily gets fed up with James always embarrassing her, so she decides to do something about it. Lily teams up with someone close to James to teach him a lesson involving uncontrollable twirling and singing a girly tune.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Those Fangled Muggle Contraptions by colouringcrayons reviews
"Of all the fangled muggle contraptions you've brought with you Lils, this one is by far my favourite," James uttered, amazed at the voice issued from the grammerfun – er, gramophone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Potter Bet by I just want food reviews
The Potters bet that extended to the afterlife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ravishment by Queen Nightingale reviews
"Mister Potter!" A sharp voice rang out, Lily's face heating up as James casually removed his lips from her neck, "What do you think you're doing to Miss Evans?" "Ravishing her, of course." JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pregnant by My Little Big Blue Box reviews
James keeps asking Lily all sorts of questions... What is her strange husband getting at? R&R Oneshot! All-dialogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kidnapped by SushiLove91 reviews
Jessica Olson is staying with her rock star boyfriend and everything seems great! But soon an emeny comes and takes Jessica hostage will Christopher save her before it's to late? Read and find out! Please Review!
Starstruck, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jessica O., Christopher W. - Complete
A Tale of Birthdays and Jealousy by Twipi reviews
"She was walking towards the door with some guy. And it was not just any guy, it was Zac Efron." Chad goes to Sonny's eighteenth birthday party, but is another guy getting all her attention? ONE-SHOT CHANNY
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
I'm the One Who Said Yes by Twipi reviews
RESPONSE TO FANFREAK4CHANNY'S CONTEST. Chad broke up with Sonny, and she's wondering why. After all, she is the one who said yes. HAPPY ENDING, I PROMISE! ONE-SHOT, CHANNY
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Only Exception by Twipi reviews
Sonny has been hurt so much in her life, it is hard for her to let new love in. SONG-FIC TO PARAMORE'S, "THE ONLY EXCEPTION". ONE-SHOT AND CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Starstruck: The Sequel! by Twipi reviews
If I owned DCOMS, which sadly I don't, This is what the sequel to Starstruck would be like! MULTI-CHAPTER, a chapter for each scene!
Starstruck, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 20,969 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Christopher W., Jessica O. - Complete
Ways to Annoy by Twipi reviews
Sonny Munroe has a list of ten ways to annoy the CDC, and she plans to do each and every one until she drives him mad. MULTI-CHAPTER a chapter for each annoyance CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Would You Rather by Twipi reviews
"So Cooper, and what happens if somehow you won?" "You would have to kiss me" Chad and Sonny are having their weekly game night, but this time, with bets! Channy! NOW A MULTI-CHAPTER!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Disguise Surprise by Twipi reviews
A COLLAB WITH HeyIt'sME2610! she's awesome! Check her out! Chad wants to know what Sonny's ideal man is, but he has to go to drastic measures. ONE-SHOT and once again, A COLLAB WITH HeyIt'sME2610!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Way I Loved You by Twipi reviews
Sonny is getting married, but it's not to Chad, even though he still has feelings for her. SONG-FIC TO SELENA GOMEZ'S THE WAY I LOVED YOU. R&R
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Christmas Photo by Twipi reviews
Chad and Sonny are married with two kids, Suzie and Joey. They are preparing to take the annual Cooper family Christmas photo, but will things go as planned? ONE-SHOT! R&R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Rhyming by Twipi reviews
Chad won't stop rhyming. Is it to bug Sonny, or does he have other intentions? DIALOGUE DRABBLE ONE-SHOT Enjoy and R&R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Chad Dylan Cooper Goes to Walmart by Twipi reviews
When Chad Dylan Cooper runs out of hairspray, he's about to go where he hasn't gone before: To the Local Walmart. What will happen when Sonny takes him on this new experience? ONE-SHOT Channy! :D
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Quiet Game by Twipi reviews
Sonny decided to force Chad to play the "Quiet Game" after a busy day on set. Read, and you'll understand. Channy! ONE-SHOT
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Hero by sophieofwinterfell reviews
If Percy Jackson had to choose a reason why he hates to be Poseidon's son, it'd be the fact that he can't ask Alex Russo out because it'd be dangerous for her as she's a mortal. What'd happen if he finds out she really isn't? Palex/Lolena/Slogan oneshot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Percy J., Alex R. - Complete
Avoiding Voldemort Or Not by LilyHeartsJames reviews
The gang is back! Join them as they leave school and join the ootp. Join them as they go through romance, trust issues, betrayal and even more as they avoid Voldemort, or not together... Sequel to Avoiding Potter or Not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,108 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Winter Remedy by Angel Kamiya reviews
When Sakura twists her ankle, Syaoran has to take care of her.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Hormones by XxRandomHeartxX reviews
Hormones ruin everything. Particularly when the Quidditch captain you used to hate comes out with no shirt on and his hair all messed up and wet, your brain shuts down, and he catches you looking. Not fun. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love Me or Hate Me it's still an Obsession by LilyHeartsJames reviews
LJ. 'I HATE YOU' Lily screamed, 'You know what they say, love me or hate me it's still an obsession' James replied smirking. Lily glared at him 'See you around Foxy' he said walking off, 'I hate you' she muttered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,170 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Avoiding Potter Or Not by LilyHeartsJames reviews
Lily Evans swore she'd hate James Potter for the rest of her life and vice versa, but what happens when James moves in next door to her? Fights, friendship and most of all, the greatest love you could ever possibly have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,445 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Xmas Vacation Plus The Marauders Equals Chaos by LilyHeartsJames reviews
Lily thought she would be having the holiday of a lifetime, but then her enemy turned up… at the same airport, on the same plane, at the same hotel, at the same places. And he brought his “charming” annoying friends with him. Fanbloodytastic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Eloquence by Offending Shadow reviews
James returns home from a day out only to discover that in his absence, his baby son Harry has developed a newly-found eloquence. A long and dramatic attempt to drag out of Lily exactly what his first word was soon ensues. Light, silly one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.