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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Top Dog by Jeraina reviews
Dropped. Sue Sylvester is lost after losing her three stars. Unless she comes up with something, she'll be the biggest loser in Lima, OH. And that's bad. She figures a way to help herself. The problem there is that the way is now a student in Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Sue S.
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,177 - Reviews: 4541 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15656 - Favs: 10,884 - Follows: 9,426 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Odds and Ends by Stardust585 reviews
Now that Kurt and Finn are brothers, they have certain new duties – like driving each other insane while having great fun together. Or the other way round. A series of Furt vignettes to fill in the gaps in their relationship. FINAL CHAPTER UP
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 229,996 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,414 - Follows: 7,818 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
1 800 SOS by Copper Oxide reviews
Kurt Hummel is standing on the precipice between life and death. His last attempt at life is a shakily-dialed call to a suicide hotline, where he finds the comfort in anonymity and confides his feelings to a stranger for possibly the last time. trigger warnings: self harm, suicide attempt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
An Unholy Alliance by gleefulmusings reviews
Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,353 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P., Quinn F.
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
No Sleep for the restless by LivAndLetDie reviews
AU Blaine is an arrogant rich kid who can't tell anyone he's gay. And while Kurt has been putting up with it and having sex with him for almost 2 years, he vows that he will never let Blaine get too close. WARNING: Rate M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,486 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Flirt by AstaLaila reviews
Kurt may not be aware at first, but Flint Wilson has a mad crush on the new boy. And although he and Kurt aren't in a place to be more than friends, Blaine doesn't have to be lonely. There are always other options. FLIRT! KurtOC BlaineOC
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,739 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Stop Loss by YourFairyGodfather reviews
AU. Kurt Hummel never went to McKinley, developing his talents at Carmel as the protégé of Jesse St James instead. Everything is going according to plan, until the day a beautiful, damaged transfer student named Blaine throws his world upside down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 246,032 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A New Normal by CuriTeaist reviews
What if help never came for Debra Morgan at the end of season one? What if Brian had a chance to salvage his relationship with Dexter? Old bonds are broken as new ones form.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,606 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M.
By Any Other Name by Kindre Turnany reviews
Kurt had never felt he should have a different name before. He had never needed to. But he knew what was coming... and he'd rather be someone else when that happened.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 82 - Words: 159,909 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Such A Funny Pair by niblettk reviews
A collection of moments from the eyes of Rachel Berry's dads and Kurt Hummel's dad.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Always a pleasure by flyin'rabbit reviews
Kurt and Blaine met on a staircase at Dalton Academy the day Kurt went spying. But what if the timing and circumstances of their first meeting had been different? One-shot collection, AU. Newest chapter: Kurt's at Dalton, but hasn't joined the Warblers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 215,533 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Car Trouble by flyin'rabbit reviews
Blaine's car decides to break down... in Lima, of all places! AU from 2x05.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,056 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfectly Wrong by LivAndLetDie reviews
AU Blaine needs to find the most annoying guy to play his fake boyfriend for a day so his mom would stop nagging him about finding a nice boy. The mean and sarcastic barista Kurt seems like just the guy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Debutante by bowtiewearingowl reviews
Born to high society Blaine is raised to be quite the Beau, but when he comes out as gay to his mother she gives him a 'coming out party'. Enter Kurt Hummel, a modern day Cinderella, who finds himself enamored with the belle of the ball, Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,458 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fatherhood: A Guide by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, How Noah Puckerman and Blaine Anderson Survive Being Husbands, Stay-at-home Dads, and Badass New Yorkers. Future kid!fic. Puck/Kurt, Blaine/?, Puck/Blaine friendship
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,470 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
You Can't Read My Pokerface by Avrenim13 reviews
After the locker room kiss, Azimio thinks it's time for Dave to come out and to give him a little motivation he bribes the only other gay he can find in McKinley to date him in exchange for a pair of very valuable concert tickets.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Unsolicited Advice by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Hear Me by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt Hummel had been deaf since he was 8 years old. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Goodbye by Phantom of a Rose reviews
The months leading up to graduation, which seems more like a death sentence than a time to celebrate. Based on the alleged spoiler that Blaine is a junior this year. ; ;
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fathers by OnceinYourLife reviews
"I love my son, and my son loves Blaine. He matters to me." While the glee club is in New York, Burt receives an unexpected visitor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,993 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Intelligible Paranoia by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "Five Times In Which Wes and David Are Completely Bewildered By McKinley." Epilogue: Wes and David are back at Dalton and feeling better after their scare at McKinley, but one final piece of evidence is about to change the game completely.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,455 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Put Your Brave Face On by MyNameIsDoodle reviews
Kurt Hummel doesn't take his father's offer to attend Dalton. The bullying intensifies, and his relationship with Blaine blossoms. Karofsky despises himself and will do anything to prevent his sexuality being revealed. ON HIATUS.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,997 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lima Loser by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Burt Hummel was just another Lima loser- a college dropout with an unexpectedly pregnant girlfriend. But he underestimated things. After all, Mollie would have never settled for a loser, and their son was certainly meant for great things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,973 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H.
This Could Be The End Of Everything by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
When Kurt and Blaine get drunk at Puck's, Finn must go out and find them in the middle of a snowstorm. But have Kurt and Blaine passed out in the snow? Drunk!Kurt and Blaine. Heavy KLAINE. Rated M for dryhumping and SLASH/SMUT in ch2. Some angst in ch1.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Family, Friends and Fireworks by BackwardsMuffin reviews
Set after 2x16:One party later and numerous secrets have been released. Despite peoples attempts to keep things hidden it all seems to escape in the end. KLAINE- fluff and numerous appearences from Wevid and the NDs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
I Honestly Love You by CharliesHoodie reviews
Their feelings are out on the table, but they decide to preserve their friendship by staying just friends. It was Blaine's idea, so why can't he seem to handle it?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Well I'm Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari by bdrake07 reviews
"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Show me your Teeth by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt has developed a fetish for biting. And Blaine has a really great set of teeth. Smutty One-shot that's now being continued: Brittany is convinced Blaine is a monster, and ND must investigate. Most Recent: Tina vs. Blaine the Vampire
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I Will Be Waiting by La Hija Del Mar reviews
Wherein Dave and Kurt actually have their first Prom King and Queen dance together, completely Abba-less. Implied Kurtofsky. Rating is for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
One More Year by Vague Notion reviews
Following 2x20. "This was not the Kurt Hummel he knew; this was not the overbearing, prideful drama queen he had learned to call his brother. Finn never wanted to see Kurt like this again." FinnKurt bonding, info inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Stupid, Slutty Blaine by MerryH reviews
"Come to think of it, Blaine had been being reaaaaaal friendly to a lot of people lately." Kurt is pissed, and it's about time Blaine got told off for his behaviour. Blaine, however, never meant to hurt him. Written Post!WIGYA.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What's Broken by RavingBabbit reviews
Kurt breaks... a nail. Yeah, that's it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
You Will Get Pregnant and Die by adi-rotynd reviews
In which Finn tries very, very hard to be a good brother. By giving Kurt the Talk. For a prompt. This story predates "Sexy" by quite a bit, so… excuse the parallels?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
That'll Be The Day by LolaInk reviews
Just because you're alive doesn't mean you're living, and just because you're dead doesn't mean you're done. Love is forever. Supernatural 1950s-ghost AU. R&R appreciated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,541 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I've Got You Under My Skin by LolaInk reviews
Kurt and Rachel mysteriously swap bodies and get up all sorts of shenanigans. Like that movie with Jodie Foster? Yeah. Panic Room. Featuring Klaine and Finchel. Written with Mothergoddamn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
A Parting Picnic by vaguelyattracted reviews
As Kurt and Blaine settle down to lunch under a maple tree, Kurt makes a decision. He has something to tell Blaine and there's no time like the present ... he might as well go out with a bang.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by WhatIKnew reviews
Songfic. Obvious song spoiler for 2x17, but the plot speculation is just speculation. Kurt transfers back to McKinley and feels in limbo.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fluffy Drabble Series by WhatIKnew reviews
A series of fluffy Klaine drabbles based on prompts sent to my tumblr. These aren't all in the same 'verse and don't follow a continuity or anything. I'm setting it up as a multi-chapter just for the sake of not having a billion 500 word stories out there
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Connect the Dots by smurftoes reviews
Ever wonder exactly how Blaine got from his BIOTA/Sexy cluelessness to his epiphany in Original Songs? Here's my take... Rated T for frank discussion of adult themes. Really, it'll be mostly fluffy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,314 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Start by dorydafish reviews
Speculation from the new promo where Blaine shoves Karofsky - 'Dave thought about leaving it and heading to practice, but this was his one chance. One chance to make it right, on his own terms.' Some Klaine. ONE SHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The new director by flyin'rabbit reviews
The Warblers find out who Aural Intensity's new director is, and Kurt is the only one who seems to find this alarming. Chapter 8: Finn gets a call, the group is caught, and the story reaches the end.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scent by Faith Harris reviews
*NEW Chapter 8* Werewolves have always been in Lima, OH, and most people know to stay indoors on full moon nights. Most people aren't Noah Puckerman, who'd be fine with the results, if Kurt's scent doesn't kill him first. Kurt/Puck, spoilers up to 2x05
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,153 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Just the Way You Are by adi-rotynd reviews
For a prompt. Kurt is an awesome brother and Finn loves him, he really does. He just wishes Kurt weren't gay.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Then there's you by fire-and-fall reviews
Burt doesn't survive his heart-attack and Kurt is sent to live with his grandmother. He shuts out his friends, gets rid of his designer clothes, gives up singing and changes schools. Blaine ends up being Kurt's roommate. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
No Great Loss by vcg73 reviews
A little speculation about Kurt's feelings during/after the Regionals competition and about the loss of Pavarotti in "Original Song". Written for a prompt from STARZHEI.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
5 Times Kurt Punched Puck In The Dick by Snea reviews
Five times Kurt justly punched Puck in the dick. Because really, have you seen the boy's guns? - Puckurt, pre-slash to established
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Don't Stop by Summer Tea reviews
He's flustered, Kurt thinks. I did that. He decides that he likes flustered Blaine, but he likes the Blaine that kisses him even more. He also decides that instead of letting moments happen to him, he's going to make one for himself. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Easier Than Telling The Truth by Ella Greggs reviews
You could 'out' Karofsky so fast, expose him to his family and the whole school. Up-end his life and reclaim yours. You need the bullying and the... sexual stuff... to stop. So why don't you? Kurt POV on key scenes in 'Furt'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,769 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Perfect on Paper by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Blaine are finally together, but despite his happiness, Kurt still has some doubts. This is a Kurt POV on the Klaine situation, rated T for mildly naughty language and some heavy petting. PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR NOTES BEFORE READING/REVIEWING!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Highway by Vague Notion reviews
Kurt and his father are in an accident. No cell service, no one coming from either direction. For the sake of his father, he must find help. Please read and review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Last Crissmas by HXCQAFFAN1998 reviews
Follow-up story to Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas. 10 years post. -1ST CHAPTER PROLOGUE- SECOND CHAPTER REMINISING-
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Ginger Tea and Apologies by PteraWaters reviews
After a drunken hook-up, Puck finds himself in a bad way and he can't remember who was there with him… Kurt remembers the night in question, but is sure if he mentions it to anyone, Puck will kill him. Dead. Slash, Mpreg, Top!Kurt mentioned
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,325 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
a work in progress with occasional regress by buduica reviews
In which Blaine in horny, Kurt is not frigid, and there's many stumbling blocks on the way to a happy ending. Or, the foibles of teenage boys discovering the Joys of Gay Sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bed by AraniaDuncan reviews
What happened after Kurt took drunk Blaine home with him to spend the night? One shot based on the Blame it on the Alcohol episode.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This a Hickey or a Bruise? by Always With Amy reviews
Kurt makes an exception to his "no more booze" rule. Sam woos. Santana just tags along. - BIOTA; spoilers only for the promo. Questionably categorized.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
all we can do is keep breathing by imperfectandchaotic reviews
"If I'd known red wasn't your colour I wouldn't have suggested that sweater last week." The following laugh is half-hearted and they both know it. - Post Sue Sylvester Shuffle Bowl. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
That's Something! by Choice reviews
One average day, Kurt Hummel lost his virginity to an average boy in an average suburban home. The sex, however, had been anything but average.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You Jump, I Jump by Devil of My Family reviews
It's all a blur to Kurt, it's so hazy he can barely find it scary. But he's with Blaine. Even the gun pointing to his face doesn't matter as long as Blaine is right there. Threeshot, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Payback by TerribleSpy reviews
Blaine's insistence on staying "just friends" might cost him more than just Kurt's love; another Warbler offers more than just friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Kurt H., Jeff - Complete
Options and Other Paths by AstaLaila reviews
Just a bit of an alternate path that comes from Blaine's WIGYA performance. Maybe Blaine is really wonderful, but maybe he's not the only guy. Kurt/ Flint FLIRT. One-Shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Frequent and Vigorous reviews
Kurt's still at square one with Blaine, Rachel's still Finn-less, and so the two make an arrangement. Emphatically NOT a "turning Kurt" story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
The Warmth of a Brother by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Minor spoilers for 2.12, the released WIGYA scene. After a not-so-pleasant experience with the Warblers, Kurt spends the evening in Lima, reconnecting with old friends and discovering that Finn didn't have the best Valentine's Day, either. Furt bonding.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Because I changed the oil by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Blaine studies for SAT's. Kurt finds something to do to occupy his time. m/m kisses. enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And This Is Why We Knock Children by Punk-Out reviews
Sarah was a bright girl; she really was. But she didn't understand why Noah flipped out when she walked in on him and Kurt... Slash, Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Missing Child by te1gip reviews
Artemis's daughter has been kidnapted! And is then sent back in time to the Artemis of today. How will he react to a daughter he hasn't had yet? Rated T for safe. Post TTP COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,937 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I've Always Known by xLessxThanx3x reviews
A collection of fluffy one shots over Kurt's life, starting at age three, when Burt was fully faced with Kurt's sexuality but still loved and cared for him. T for language. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H.
I'm New Here by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
Blaine's followed Kurt to McKinley, where he'll be introduced to the insanity that is New Directions. A series of Blaine's moments at William McKinley High School.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Edge of Desire by fancykidx reviews
Blaine was humble, but even he could not ignore the fact that he was kind of a catch - a catch that, apparently, many guys at Dalton but not Kurt had realized. Oneshot. Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Want to Hold Your Hand by Always With Amy reviews
AU; Kurt and Puck have been best friends since they were seven. Quinn didn't mean to come between that; Santana knew she couldn't compete with it. Rachel wouldn't be an understudy, and Blaine just knew when to give up. - Summary fails at summary-life.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
If There Is Time Enough by kissinginthebluedark reviews
Life is made up of millions of little moments. But some moments stand out much more than others. A series of Klaine one-shots. Chapter 6: The Last Time
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Grin and Bear It by Crystallic Rain reviews
"Your smile," she says in a small, sad voice, and Kurt feels his heart shattering at her words. "When you smile, it looks like it hurts you. If so, then you shouldn't do it any more. I don't want you to be in pain." Kurt/Brittany friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Pandora's Box by ColouredRose reviews
He opened it, and he couldn't go back. Spoilers from Never Been Kissed. PWP - rated for mature content. Kurt-Karofsky. Slight dub-con.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Two of a Billion Stars by Aelora reviews
Blaine feels bad when Kurt's idea for "Rio" is shot down by the Warblers, so he tries to make it better.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Artemis Interacts with the General Public by Dlvvanzor reviews
Artemis interacts with the general public.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Sam Evans' Four Steps to Getting Your Man by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Cheap, But Still Too Expensive by Always With Amy reviews
"But even Santana Lopez can't get in everyone's pants. Even Santana Lopez can't seduce him." - Unrequited Kurtana; an experiment in style.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
Nosebleed Section by Threepwillow reviews
Five times Warblers snuck into auditoriums, and one time when they were actually invited. :::Oneshot/5Times, Blaine/Kurt, bg David/Mercedes, semi-AU post Special Education:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Apprentissage by imperfectandchaotic reviews
In which lessons are learned. Dalton boys learn self-control, Karofsky discovers regret, and Kurt finally understands what that infamous seven-letter word really means. Sequel to 'Paper Thin' Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Between the Blue Lines by xovickixo reviews
It's been years but Dave would recognize Kurt Hummel anywhere...even in Annecy, France. 2018Olympic!Future!Fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Creature High by Punk-Out reviews
Conspiracy theories, genetic mutation, none of those idiots could comprehend the simple truth of mythology come into light. Morons. PucKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Can't Take the Sky From Me by RosylaGypsy reviews
In a world of soulless, corporate music run by Vocal Adrenaline, ex-diva Rachel Berry and her ragtag band of musical misfits drive around in a green van, singing illegal songs and doing illegal things. Until they pick up some mysterious passengers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
The Homodar Is His Dick by Meiran Chang reviews
Puck didn't realize he gave a damn about Kurt until he realized how much he missed those skintight jeans, especially at Sectionals. Puckurt, warning for Puck's POV and all the hilarious wrongness encompassed therein. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Have Youself A Merry Little Christmas by HXCQAFFAN1998 reviews
When Blaine leaves Kurt alone with Mr. Shu, trouble arises. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Five Times Kurt Tried to Help by Gleegirl17 reviews
Five times Kurt tried to help fix a vehicle, but no one would let him, and one time someone did.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
All Those Who Wander Are Lost by angst cupcake reviews
'Waking up to silence is an odd, eerie feeling. Not the silence of the day that's filled with birds chirping and cars passing by. No, waking up to silence, waking up to nothing.' Sam x Kurt, zombie!gleefic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,121 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Damn those cheerleaders by flyin'rabbit reviews
The Warblers watch the Cheerios win Nationals on TV. A few months later, a strangely familiar boy visits Dalton Academy.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Many Adventures of Wes and David by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
Part I: Five times Wes and David caught Blaine and Kurt in a compromising position
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Wes, David
Water Wings by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt had known ahead of time that mixing McKinley High's Glee club and the Dalton Warblers could potentially turn out very badly. He hadn't thought it could turn fatal.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Clueless by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
Blaine's been trying to be a good friend for Kurt, but then he sees that sparkle in his eyes and it takes all of his self-restraint to not press him against the wall and kiss him senseless.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Paper Thin by imperfectandchaotic reviews
'And so they stand there in the dim corner, tucked away from the rest of the world, drowning in their sadness and pain but hanging on—just barely—to each other.' Distant relative of "Ties that Bind." Klaine-ish angstfest because Karofsky is a jerk.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm fine, really by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Kurt is indescribably lonely, but his wounds are slowly healing thanks to a friend. Kurt/Blaine Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Dream a Little Dream by Trunks lil' sis reviews
When Kurt disappears in the middle of the night from his Dalton dormitory, Blaine sets out to find him, along with several Warblers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seventeen by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Kurt has to spend the afternoon working in the garage, but he's not going to let it ruin his special day. Not even when a certain bully's car comes in for repairs.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Mattress Land by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine finds the Mattress Land commercial that New Directions starred in. He recognizes a certain baby-faced member. Slight Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
School Spirit by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt had managed to tell Blaine just about everything before his transfer to Dalton, except one extra curricular activity that had made him a bit infamous at McKinley High.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Ties That Bind by imperfectandchaotic reviews
'Not once does Kurt get called Lady Boy. Although if he has to admit it, Porcelain had been starting to grow on him.' Actual follow up to Midnight Mettle and White Queen. Post 'Furt'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Spies by Emma CS Me reviews
Artie just friended on the guy he spied on sort of dating one of his friends. It's not meant to get so complicated from that. Facebook!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Artie A., Blaine A. - Complete
Highway Nightmares by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Blaine hears an intake of breath, followed by "Kurt! Oh my god. Call an ambulance. Finn! Just do it—Sam? Sam! What—?" And then nothing. Quasi-sequel to Midnight Mettle and White Queen. Klaine one-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
More Than Coffee by DustyDreams reviews
Blaine thought Burt had been kidding when he warned his son was not a morning person. Blaine was so, so wrong.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
WooingTheFairy by xovickixo reviews
Puck has never claimed to be an expert at wooing or anything but he's pretty sure getting into Kurt's pants should be easier than this. With a little help from some not-so-legally obtained AV property and Brittany, Puck thinks he may be well on his way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Puck Rhymes With by Cannibal Inc reviews
Finn had always assumed Kurt was the good-boy type. Of course, that was before he caught him sneaking through his bedroom window at four in the morning with a bag of weed in one hand, and wearing what a appeared to be Noah Puckerman's letterman jacket.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Ella Greggs reviews
"Hey, Lady Face! What was all that yelling about?" He's just standing there in the locker room, frozen, looking terrified. Crap! Something's wrong with Kurt Hummel and now it's too late not to care. Companion to my fic "Stolen Kisses." Spoilers for "Never Been Kissed."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Sue S. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Press Play by jk2593 reviews
"So they play the movie again. But this time, they're not watching." Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Homecoming Tradition by angst cupcake reviews
'For every Homecoming football game, per tradition, members from the football team were allowed to choose a Cheerio to be their personal cheerleader.' Sam x Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by helloclaude reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Light is Only Now Just Breaking by Meiran Chang reviews
Written as fic-payment for someone wonderful : Spoilers for ep2x06. What happens when Blaine takes Kurt out to lunch. Blaine POV, pre-shippy tension, hurt/comfort fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pause by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine's got this weird window of time in the afternoons where he invites Kurt over to watch movies. Because he and Kurt are just friends. Kurt definitely doesn't have feelings for him. There's no way. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, HP jokes:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Red Bull and Cookie Dough by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Wherein Kurt forgets about his algebra test and tries to pull an all-nighter with the help of about twelve cans of Red Bull, thereby annoying the living daylights out of Finn, Quinn, and Mercedes. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Puck's Five Ways to Being Gay by Choice reviews
How Puck slowly came accept that he was a total fruit for Kurt Hummel, prissy clothes and all. Written for Scrawl Calibur: one-week, Set VI, Prompt One: Declare.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Ducks, Appendicitis, and Ginger Ale by Keitorin Asthore reviews
New Directions heads off to sectionals, and Kurt does his best to prevent anyone finding out that he's coming down with something. But of course they find out, and of course the girls try to mother him to death. Curse his stubborn pride. Oneshot. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
More Than Whiskey in Mind by wolfelements reviews
Kurt made a noise of protest when Puck's heavier body draped half on top of his. He should have known Puck would take advantage of the moment. schmoop bingo challenge: drunken confession of love. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Dazed and Confused by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt had no idea how he'd gotten there, lying on the floor, chilled, and staring up at the faces of his fellow Glee Club members.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Gender Conscious by vcg73 reviews
Just a little internal Kurt musing for the episode "Duets".
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Awesome and Delicious by Keitorin Asthore reviews
How exactly did Kurt manage to drink enough to say "Oh, Bambi...I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy," and then throw up on Emma Pillsbury? From the scene in "The Rhodes Not Taken." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Kurt H., Emma P.
Relationship Status by angst cupcake reviews
'Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Sam Evans.' Kurt x Sam
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Death Row by CuriTeaist reviews
Dexter listens to Doakes at the end of season two, and turns himself in. One by one, his friends pay him visits to Death Row.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Dexter M. - Complete
You Don't Know What You've Got by niblettk reviews
Kurt isn't dead. He just doesn't know it yet.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Parantel Misadventures Cause by Snooping by platowasabore reviews
Four times Burt found unwanted information by going through Kurt's things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Puck and Kurt MashUp by Sushi Chi reviews
Finn decides that it would be Epically Awesome if Puck and Kurt started dating. So he decides to set them up. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Practice of Tolerance by buduica reviews
Will isn't just a teacher, but a person in his own right. It's natural he picks favorites, and that there are some students who grate on his last nerve... like Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Will S., Kurt H. - Complete
Awkwardness All Around by platowasabore reviews
Everything that lead up to Burt giving a very reluctant Kurt The Talk.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Just A Little Action To Calm Down The Nerves by blottedpen23 reviews
The Cheerios find themselves at Nationals with a tightly wound up solo vocalist. Now what can Sue Sylvester do to remedy that? Why, bring out her resident slutty Cheerio to work on some magic, of course!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel areFriends? by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Puck saves Kurt from a bad situation and they discover they don't hate each other. This story will continue until the boys are older...you'll see. Please read and review. NO slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Second Weakness by WingedWolf121 reviews
It all started with winning Nationals. Really, Kurt was surprised that Sue felt like she had an obligation to help him out. Even more surprising was that her little tip about Jesse's sexuality seemed to be correct. Kurt/Jesse
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ.
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's All About the Teasing by Choice reviews
You know what they say: It's all about the teasing... Puck's turning the big three-oh, and Kurt plans on making this a birthday worth remembering. - - NSFW; slight bondage and teasing; top!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Break Through by gleefulmusings reviews
When Will encourages Kurt to sing his heart out, everyone is surprised by the results. Kurt/Surprise! Don't worry, it's not Will.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Kurt's April Fool by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt plays the April Fools' joke to end all April Fools' jokes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Don't I Get A Dream For Myself by niblettk reviews
Kurt is diagnosed with the same disease that killed his mother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Avoids PreDate Foreplay by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt's first sexual experience will have some very interesting memories to go with it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Memories by CuriTeaist reviews
Spoilers for season one. Brian reflects on his childhood with Dexter. The memories made, the memories lost, and the memories never to be created. One-shot, lots of brotherly fluff. Rated T, just because it's Dexter-related
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rudy C./Brian M., Dexter M. - Complete
What Would Sue Sylvester Do? by Quallianmaghouin reviews
During a hostage situation, Kurt asks himself: What Would Sue Sylvester Do? A slightly cracky answer to a glee angst meme prompt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Inducing Heterophobia Through the Sylvester Method by buduica reviews
After hearing that Kurt went out with Brittany in 'Laryngitis,' Sue decides that he needs to kiss a guy, just to make sure. She chooses a not-exactly-reluctant Mike for the task.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Five Lives Kurt Hummel Didn't Live by buduica reviews
Five lives Kurt might have led if he was missing one of the sides of his character, and one life he still might have. A box has six sides.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
We're Gonna Go Through It Together by buduica reviews
How did Burt Hummel find Kurt in the auditorium? Will Schuester is involved, and watching the Hummels interact forces a reluctant epiphany upon Will.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Tears by vcg73 reviews
After the egging in "Funk". I just found it interesting that Kurt, who has never seemed to like Rachel, was all set to go pound V.A. right along with the other guys on her behalf.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
If Words Were Stones by Mytay reviews
A twist on an old adage we know is a lie – words can be stones thrown at you, and they can hurt. Sometimes you can lend truth to the lie that they don't. And other times you throw something back. Hard. Kurt through the years, with Burt and the gleeks.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
The Hummel Project by niblettk reviews
Finn and Puck are weirdly protective of Kurt. This was written as a fluffy sort-of sequel to my ficlet "The Trevor Project," but it can stand alone.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Venom and Monsters by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"I have seen some horrifying things come out of the jungles of Vietnam, but this might just take the cake." Sue Sylvester sees Kurt, Brittany, and Tina in their Theatricality costumes. And she is not happy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kurt H., Sue S. - Complete
Bare Feet by HarryFado reviews
Puck doesn't know what he's in for when he gets up one morning, puts on jeans and nothing more and goes to the kitchen to get some juice. Established Relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identity by Dance Elle Dance reviews
."Did you just slap my butt?" Kurt asked. Puck was at a loss for words, "I...thought you were a chick." Puck always had a thing for cheerleaders. He just never thought it would transcend gender boundaries. PuckKurt, oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
The One With The Jellyfish by Loony4moony816 reviews
He wasn't handling it very well. CRACK
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sue S., Kurt H. - Complete
Love Remains Insane by Twilight-Deviant reviews
Trouble in paradise? Shawn insists that Lassiter and himself attend couple's counseling. Slash. Lassiter/Shawn. Shassie. Oneshot.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Playing Dressup by Slash Pl0x reviews
AU.Pre-Glee. Kurt cross dresses as his newly created persona “Kate”, and during a trip to the mall manages to capture the attention of both Puck and Finn. Slash. Puck/Kurt/Finn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Kurt H.
White Noise by TheMinttu reviews
Burdened by too many glitches to be normal, the Animus overheats... with Desmond still inside. Now he's trapped in a different time, inside the memories of his own ancestor. AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,145 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
A Relationship In Six Parts by amaXdear reviews
Or, conversations between Burt and Kurt. There is background Puck/Kurt, but please don't be scared away if it's not your cup of tea. Burt and Kurt are the primary characters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Play This Thing By Ear by Eatsscissors reviews
You protect them. It's just what you do. KurtXPuck as seen through a Burt POV.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Old Habits by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Old habits die hard. SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,307 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Can I Tell You Something? by alicetoldmeso reviews
Edward decides to tell Harry his big secret. Harry lets him think he's joking and brushes him off. Preview/Spoilerfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea by elle rita reviews
An out-of-order series of vignettes. Koiwai and Fuuka; his daughter and her family; the first tentative framework of a life built together.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009
Hellcat Hunting by P.A.W.07 reviews
Torn is pissed and Daxter is being annoying as usual. Jak is finding himself losing his patience and the stupid Hellcats aren't helping. Jak 2. One-shot. No pairings.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jak M., Daxter, Torn - Complete
Redeeming Thyself by CleverDucky reviews
Atonement, martyrdom, faith, hope, innocence, forgiviness, love and pity. It all ties into one being, one predisposition of yearning and needing and seeking for nothing and everything. It's redemption. -Mult. Pairings?, writing challenge-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Denouement by CleverDucky reviews
When Altair's influence becomes a more irrefutable force, it's all Desmond can do not to lose his head.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
In the Beginning by Ryan Brooklyn reviews
Origins: Wolverine. Despite his parents’ disapproval, young sickly James Howlett likes to be with his best friend Victor Creed. Little does he know the consequences of his actions, and the painful future mutating inside of him. Non-slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
Swimming Lessons by CleverDucky reviews
In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Masculinity & Moulin Rouge by SEEKER-2000 reviews
Puck learns the hard way that you don't question Kurt's masculinity while watching Moulin Rouge. Not slash, particularly. Puck POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Research by daisychains123 reviews
Puck does some research, and ends up learning more than he bargined for... plot bunny from 'Chicks don't get prostates - I looked it up' - Puck, ep1 Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Pride by BatNeko reviews
Det. Carlton Lassiter is going insane. Why else would he be having feelings for Shawn Spencer of all people?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,132 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Suspension of Disbelief by amaXdear reviews
“You know the year when you’ve realized that Santa doesn’t exist, but you pretend to anyway because it’s less fun carrying your own presents up from the basement? That’s my life. But not yours. You get to believe in Santa.” Kurt/Quinn friendship
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Aviation by jibrailis reviews
Phoenix and Edgeworth meet again after the events of Apollo Justice.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Mama Said by MaryFlanner reviews
How can you be a mama's boy without a mama?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Revolution by Lady Chronic reviews
“There's no good excuse for not being brave, Kurt.” Artie and Kurt have a man-to-man. Gen.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kurt H., Artie A. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 350 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Snakes Can't Cry by Poppelchen reviews
Shortfic. Crowley & Aziraphale facing the end of the world. Again.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 964 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Cокровище by skykittt reviews
I'll take very good care of you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Finland, Russia - Complete
Puck by chibichibi k reviews
It's my name, what else does it mean?" - Puck/Kurt pre-slash, Oneshot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 179 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Fix Me Up by fillthesilence reviews
Finn thinks he's going to spend the afternoon learning dance moves, sadly that isn't the case.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
A Stolen Moment in the Music Room by chibichibi k reviews
“If Sue catches us mingling, we’re cooked. She told me if I even talked to one of Mr. Schue’s kids that she would shave my head. And I just can’t rock that look.” - Slash Puck/Kurt - Spoilers for Throwdown!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
In The Car With Itachi by Frosty Pig reviews
AU. NaruSasu. Picking his little brother up from school, Itachi learns a few new things about his Sasuke while insulting his competence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Major Harm by Shaitanah reviews
Look inside you, they said. Naruto looked – and got a lot more than he bargained for. Canon meets AU... and they change places! Sasuke/Naruto Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,954 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Better than Maybe by fowl68 reviews
Three of those years had been spent in war. The other two…well, Naruto had always been an avid trickster and everyone knows that the greatest trick ever pulled was making the entire world believe you don’t exist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I'm No Cynic by Lyrical Rex reviews
Kurt's gay friend tries to get him a boyfriend. Puck doesn't know about this. Kurt&Puck, Kurt/Ryan from HSM, crossover minimal. Warnings: gay bashing, unrequited feelings. AU from ep2. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
5 Reasons Kurt Hates Glee Club by vine reviews
...and one reason he's still not sure about. Written post-showmance.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
What a Wonderful World by Pazz.and.Jop reviews
The story of how Carlton and Shawn came together is a colorful one. There are gunshots, sex and chocolate...the usual stuff. A 12-part drabble challenge featuring everyone's favorite detective and the psychic who loves him. Rated for content and language.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Broken Butterfly Wings by Nightmaric reviews
Warning: Spoilers for Chapter 185. Drabble. “He watched as Watanuki slipped on Yuuko’s kimono, as if the boy was hoping that the cloth was her arms and she was by his side again, laughing and drinking till dawn.” Implied DoumekixWatanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Under New Management by inafrozenworld reviews
Doumeki discovers that Watanuki is a changed person under ownership of the shop! Crack fic for chpt 185
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
If He Hollers, Let Him Go by GoesKaboom reviews
Sometimes, when faced with their imminent death, one will try the most drastic thing they can think of to escape. Ciel is not an exception. Three-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ciel P. - Complete
Vahva by quarkyfied reviews
An assignment from my friend. Badass Matt vs Badass Tino! Need I say more? Do enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Finland, Canada - Complete
Lie until tomorrow and let's believe it, always by drcalvin reviews
Why does Prussia even exist today? Things get a bit too much during a meeting, and Prussia breaks down in front of the world One-shot, gen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Fools can't catch colds by drcalvin reviews
Germany has a cold, so Prussia steps up to act as a "responsible" older brother and care for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
ETA 9 Minutes by Vescaus reviews
All Shawn had to do was apply pressure to the wound, keep him comfortable and keep him conscious until the ambulance arrived. Keeping Lassiter alive would be the longest and most frightening moments of Shawn’s life.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Scars by Shinobi Mi-chan reviews
When angels fall, it scars them. And the pain always lives.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Watering Plants by Flying Magic Snake reviews
Sakura only watered Naruto's plants plants three times. Gen, friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Once Upon A Dream by overcast reviews
Oh god, it was Prussia. Oh god, Prussia wanted to be taught to dance. Chapter 1/?. Denmark/Finland, Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Denmark, Finland
A Silent Protest by ktomson reviews
It all takes place nowadays during a European Parliament congress. Estonia, the unnoticed, has it enough after ones speech. A slight hint of EstoniaxFinland and FinlandxSweden
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Estonia - Complete
Creature of Opposites by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Aziraphale is a creature of opposites. Crowley is both intrigued and irked by this.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Episode Zero by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Proud by Rimecchi reviews
Russia is wrong: this is not his victory. Russia, Finland, aftermath of the winter war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Finland, Russia - Complete
Tales by overcast reviews
There was one man who didn't ignore it though. He wielded an axe and was known to burst out laughing at inappropriate times. Denmark/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Finland, Denmark - Complete
Brothers by Melannen Halfelven reviews
Forgotten, but not gone completely. As he tries to uncover Logan's past, Xavier gains insight about the brotherly bond between Wolverine and Victor Creed. A set of drabbles. XMen Origins: Wolverine Spoilers-sort-of.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
Forever by Sinnatious reviews
The curse of immortality, and Madara refusing to let go. One-shot.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Takashi N., Nyanko - Complete
Illogical by haveyounomercy reviews
At the Seigaku Regulars' 10-year anniversary, Inui is shocked by the one thing that his data never considered possible. One-shot, crack, 599 words.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Inui S. - Complete
Time Passages by elle rita reviews
He wonders when, exactly, she stopped being the girl next door and became the woman he couldn’t get out of his head. Koiwai's POV, Koiwai/Fuuka
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Path Through Words by StarryNight reviews
A series of letters between Echizen Ryoma and Ibu Shinji as their relationship moves from opponents to...something more.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - E. Ryoma, Ibu S. - Complete
Snow Fairy by DarthAnimus reviews
A walk in a wintertime forest can make two grow closer. EnglandxFinland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Finland, England/Britain - Complete
And So It Goes by Ellcrys reviews
So I would choose to be with you / that's if the choice were mine to make...' After the events of Apollo Justice, Edgeworth returns to Phoenix, and doesn't hear the answer he expected to receive.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 5,408 - Follows: 1,385 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Imperfect Reflections by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Human lives are short. Madara, in Natsume's form, wears the face of that human boy and pretends. Or tries to. But he always gets it wrong. Implied Madara/NyankoxNatsume
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Nyanko, Takashi N. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,824 - Follows: 1,423 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 301 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Toppings by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“What I want,” Ciel said calmly, “is to eat chocolate sauce off of your chest, Sebastian.”
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Focus by Sweedy-sama reviews
Ryoma is distracted by Tezuka and that's how it all begins. YAOI
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 189,143 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/28/2004
Buggre All Thif Everything by Empatheia reviews
-Crowley x Aziraphale- What's the worst that could happen? It isn't like the world will end.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Assumptions by 7ghostwriter reviews
While doing the household chores, Shinpachi has too much time to think. Mostly about love in general and a little about the growing feelings for a certain perm idiot.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Shinpachi S., Gintoki S. - Complete
The Keeper by TreeStar reviews
He keeps the straw hat with him. Nominated for Best Angst, and Best Drabble Under 1,500 Words in the 2008 One Piece Fanfiction Awards. Decided to post it here.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Invisible to Everyone by StarryNight reviews
How Echizen Ryoma became who he is now, and the role that one certain person played in that.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/2/2008 - E. Ryoma, Kaidoh K. - Complete
Silence Is Golden by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Luffy and Zoro say many things to each other. It's just that they don't use words.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
How To Calm a Captain by FenMoon reviews
Luffy is naturally energetic, so naturally the Straw Hat pirates all have their own ways of calming him down. Some work better than others. ZoLu lite.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Telling Tales by Oldach's Dream reviews
Nothing good can come of Gus going out of town. And nothing did. At least, Gus doesn’t think so. He’s really not sure yet. So he settles in for over the phone story time with his best friend. Shassie slash. Story Complete!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,313 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Promises on a Silver Wind by Lover of Angelus reviews
Debrah doesn't fight Dex for Brian's attentions. Instead, she moves on with dignity. DEXTERxBRIAN
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
Desperate Acts of Comfort Seeking by Igorina reviews
In the face of toe curling parentally inflicted embarrassment, Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy find themselves turning to each other for comfort. A series of ficlets featuring Albus Severus x Scorpius, Harry x Draco and Ginny x Goyle x Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
A Shocking Discovery by Igorina reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale discover that Adam's been posting some 'unusual' stories in his online journal. CrowleyxAziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Dementia by SoWrightSoWrong reviews
Alzheimer's is a progressive and fatal brain disease that has no cure. Phoenix/Edgeworth, written for the kink meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
An Unexpected Guest by Igorina reviews
Five years after the fall of Voldemort Draco Malfoy seeks Harry Potter's help in evading the wrath of the demon Crowley. A Good Omens crossover featuring HarryxDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 855 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Math Homework by SoWrightSoWrong reviews
Phoenix and Edgeworth get awkward while trying to figure out Maya's math homework. Slight PxE, oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Missing? by ExternalOptimist reviews
Shawn is missing. Or so Gus thinks. He's in for a bit of a surprise. Shassy if you're as sharp as Shawn, or maybe Gus.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Nothing Like the Real Thing by Shivasan reviews
Edgeworth, Larry, Maya and Pearl are making a chocolate statue of Phoenix for Valentine's Day. PhoenixEdgeworth, Oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Snake Charmer by Spinner Dolphin reviews
This NEVER HAPPENED. Or, Crowley meets one of those snake guys from Animal Planet.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 770 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Rebels With A Cause by Apple Caramel Frapp reviews
CA As if trying to work up the words to tell your opposite number how you felt wasn't hard enough PostNonApocalypse, both Aziraphale and Crowley get far more than they can handle when they're commanded to train their 'teenage' replacements.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,286 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Life and Death in the Cereal Aisle by Carole reviews
Dexter/Supernatural. In which Dexter has a debate over the virtues of All Bran, Sam wants Lucky Charms and Dean sees a monster in the grocery store. wee!Chesters
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
A Day With Watanuki by flacedice reviews
Yuuko has a lot of customers. But today it's just Watanuki. DoumekiWatanuki in lots of different ways :
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2007 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I. - Complete
The Answer Is Just Like Heaven by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Larry uses his quick thinking and genius to figure out something about Miles Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Miles E., Larry B. - Complete
Divine Intervention of the Diabolic Kind by Igorina reviews
Having been emotionally blackmailed into helping Aziraphale fill his saving quota, Crowley discovers that trying to steer Harry Potter from the path of vengeance is rather more difficult than one might imagine. HP crossover containing HarryxDraco and CxA.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 745 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 310 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Cop a Feel by peroxidepest17 reviews
There are repercussions for those who sexually harass. Even those who don’t know they do it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Gone to Meet Again by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ace has a plan.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
The Buddhist Baths by Vaguely Downwards reviews
After a nice twentyyear nap, Crowley finds Aziraphale in Enlightenment country. Fun with Taoism and water. M for slash. Yes, and it’s spiritual too. Am I not strange?
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Of Bridges and Loopholes by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Crowley is twitchy Aziraphale is irritated. Tooth marks and groping ensue. PG13
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
First Encounter of the Blonde Variety by saucywench20 reviews
Pointless fluffy oneshot. ShinoNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 9,693 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 836 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
An Admission by Igorina reviews
Aziraphale wants to spread morality and decency, whilst Crowley wants to engage in wanton acts of debauchery. There really is only one way things can go. CrowleyxAziraphale slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Complete
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
In Theory by Death-Cry reviews
Sasuke opened his eyes, and found that he wasn’t who he was supposed to be. He was blond, blue-eyed, and sharingan-less. There were whisker-marks on his face. Naruto’s last prank.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2004
She knew by Lily EvansPotterBlack reviews
AU. Little Lily Potter was always good at keeping secrets. JPHP. Incest, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/17/2004 - James P., Harry P.
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3997 - Favs: 8,098 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
So many Faces by Lily EvansPotterBlack reviews
AU. OotP-spoilers. Harry is the metamorphasis son of Sirius and James, except he's not looking much like Sirius... Mentions of slash, Mpreg and LilyRemus. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
First Frost by Moonsheen reviews
In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2003
Where Angels Fear to Tread by Stick Marionette reviews
Sequel to And All Was Right With the World. The most famous prisoner of Azkaban suddenly disappears. Memories are dug up, secrets are revealed, and skeletons burst out of their closets as reluctant Auror Draco Malfoy is caught in a web of deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,897 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Marked by Asterie-Smiles reviews
Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brothers by Snowballjane reviews
A demon trapped in a teenage body needs help from Crowley (sequel to Shattered Glass)
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2003
Art of Losing by Lady Cosmos reviews
Sakura's thinking and trying to hide. *shounen-ai, complete*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
The Day Harry Woke Up and Was In Love by Doppelganger reviews
On a fine Tuesday morning, Harry Potter wakes and and decides he is in love. But with whom is the big question...follow the day of the Hogwarts student body as the mystery is unraveled.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Clocks by mercuriosity reviews
For every action, there are consequences.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002
A Taste of Heaven by mercuriosity reviews
Crowley can't remember what Heaven is like. Aziraphale gives him a little taste. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2002
Omens by Zoi no miko reviews
A Good Omens Fic. Crowley and Aziraphale have to deal with the after-effects of the almost-Armageddon. From the book "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Slash/Shounen ai.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2001 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete