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Joined 07-02-12, id: 4101600, Profile Updated: 12-08-13
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

Right now my life seems to be just a bundle of chaos and writing is one of the ways that I escape it, even if it is only for a little while. I have a beautiful 2 year old daughter who is currently in remission from stage 4S Neuroblastoma so that takes up a lot of my time.

Just like all the other authors writers on here and all the other fanfiction sites out there, I thrive on reviews and love to hear back from everyone who reads my works. And if in the process of reading, you think of an idea or a way to end it, drop me a line. I'm always looking for new ideas and potential co-writers, readers and betas.

I love writing Dramione fics the most. I sincerely believe in that old cliche that they are perfect for each other. I also write twilight fanfiction which usually centers around the following pairings: Emmett/Bella, Paul/Bella, Jacob/Leah, and a few with Jacob and an original character of my own design.

Find me on FB: http://www.facebook.com/mysteria.wilson


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I have a DISEASE, so I MUST be contagious.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool 'cause thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and/or Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I WEB CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY, so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Memorata by kaijee reviews
Draco blocked the car door, "I never...I will never forget that face..." His gaze softened as he raised his hands to touch the face he once knew, the face he won't ever forget. The face of the person who, without the knowledge of everyone, made him feel miserable. "Don't you remember me..." Draco started. "Don't you remember me at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16144 - Favs: 27,007 - Follows: 15,381 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Riding Hood: Forsaken by lupinskitten reviews
Oneshot, Henry's point of view when he sees Valarie and Peter in the barn.
Red Riding Hood, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Henry L., Valerie
Perfect by Lady Moonwolf reviews
"Don't," I cut her off cruelly. I stood to leave and then turned back toward my broken witch. "Know this, Hermione. You are mine. You've always been mine. And I will wait for you until you realize it." Draco has fallen in love against his better judgement. Angsy one-shot from his POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Get Your Money's Worth by beadedheart reviews
Elena borrows money from loanshark Damon Salvatore, dangerous mobster who sees women as objects, in order to support herself and her brother. When she can't pay she is taken to work in his house. Can she uncover the man inside the beast? AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,832 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
My Obsession by Megan The Hedgehog15 reviews
Marshall Lee X Fionna one shot. Lemon alert! "He slowly slid his fangs into Fionna's neck. She was his love, his treasure, his obsession, and his to hold forever."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Famous Last Words by You Can Say I Dream Big reviews
Womanizer Jace Herondale meets a feisty, flirty artist who just might beat him at his own game. Is a one night stand it? Or will unexpected feelings arise? A short, sexy, AU/AH fanfic :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Marriage Law 2004 by Kyria of Delphi reviews
Faced with a choice of three wizards to marry, Hermione goes with her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Raging Storms by hot under the collar reviews
Threesome: Bella/Jacob/Paul What happens when the power goes out during a storm?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
A Summer in Forks by AshletD reviews
Bella Swan has a seemingly perfect life- a great job, a great home, and a wonderful boyfriend. She isn't prepared for how all that will change when she goes to Forks to care for her father after surgery and meets local mechanic Jacob Black. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,629 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Simply Need to Know by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGVK: Viktor soon hopes to retire, but he may only do so if Hermione allows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Heartbreaker by xgeexbabyx reviews
The war is over and Hermione is meeting Viktor for the first time in a year. She had news for him and knows that it will hurt him... alot. Will be three chapters. Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Changes by HP.iS.ME reviews
Their orders were to break her, to use her. He loved causing her pain, seeing her bleed, making her cry and beg for no more. He is just following orders and having a little fun on the side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
When You’re Mad by littlemiss haunted reviews
Draco watches Hermione from afar.My songfic uses the lyrics from diffrent songs that will be cited in the chapter they're in. Songfic story collection. REVIEWS PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Price You Pay by mzblonde reviews
COMPLETED Draco Malfoy falls for Hermione Granger... but will Hermione ever feel the same way?Lies, Deciet, Power, Love and Hate...this year at Hogwarts will be filled with alot of unexpected twists, it'll be a year that they won't soon forget!Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,075 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Love Files: Forbidden reviews
Emmett was always the "love and leave them type". Never wanting to get too serious, he always chose women of a lesser caliber. But what happens when he falls and falls hard for his best friend's younger sister? Is she the one to finally tame his wild oats or will he just use and abuse her like the rest? AU and All Human. Based on love style Ludus, Book Three of Six
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,412 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Masquerade reviews
A Special Request for Arashi Wolf Princess' Birthday as commissioned by Vampygurl402. Emmett and Bella both attend the same exclusive party, both looking for the person they fell for the year before. What will happen when they figure it out? Rated M for Lemon. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Complete
The Fairy Tale Chronicles: Red reviews
A different and sexy telling of Red Riding Hood. Red has harbored a strong dislike for all Quileute people since their wolves attacked her village. While heading to her grandmother's house she meets one. Set in an Alternate Universe and will not follow the work of Stephenie Meyer but be loosely used throughout this story. Rated M for lots of Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Jacob, Riley, OC
The Love Files: Friends and Lovers reviews
After high school Clary broke his heart, Jace decided to give up on love. But will her return to their childhood hometown, soften his heart and allow him finally put the past behind him and move on with his life? A story based on the love style Storge. Book One of Six
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,484 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Simon L., Jonathan W. - Complete
The Love Files: Twisted reviews
It's funny how life has a way of veering so far from your idea of perfection. She never thought she would have to use caution when falling in love. This is a story of how a single event can change it all. A story based on the love style Manic. Story Two of Six
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
The Fairy Tale Chronicles: Beauty reviews
A different telling of the Classic Fairy Tale, Beauty and the Beast. Cursed by an Evil Warlock to an inevitable death, He wasn't looking for love. In the end, love was his salvation.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Tessa G., Jem C. - Complete
Begin Again reviews
The Sequel to Love is Hard! It's been 3 and a half years since Draco and Hermione have seen each other. How will they react when they meet and discover the changes the other has made to their lives? Rated M for scenes of a sexual nature and darkness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,330 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Right vs Easy reviews
Despite being involved with Harry, Hermione finds herself lusting after Viktor. But after a night of passion, Hermione finds herself stuck between a rock and a hard place. As things go on, Hermione has to decide whether she will follow her head or her heart. Rated M for lots of LEMONS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Second Chance at Love reviews
After breaking up with Rosalie, Emmett returns to Forks wanting to pursue a relationship with Bella. Unfortunately she's currently dating her childhood best friend, Jacob. Even though things between them are getting serious, Bella can't help but to feel attracted to Emmett as well. Can he convince her to take a chance on him or will she choose to stay with Jacob? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,953 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Bella, Emmett, Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Love is Hard reviews
This is simply the story of a boy and a girl, of life and living, having and losing. How at the end of the day, those standing by your side are the ones you will always need. Rated M for intense violence and sexual scenes. The summary doesn't do this story justice!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,864 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Last Time
A short but sweet song-fic set to "The Last Time" by Taylor Swift. All characters belong to Ms. Meyers and the song is the property of Ms. Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Bella, Jacob - Complete