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SO SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ON FOR A WHILE. SORRRYYY MY INTERNET HAS BEEN FREAKING OUT! AND IM STILL IN THE PROCESS OF FIXING IT! SO HOPEFULLY I WILL GET SOME NEW CHAPTERS UP!

hiya guy!! :D My name is... chelsea! haha (big dramatic pause)

k so let me tell you a little bit about my self. i live in Idaho, i am 16 years old. i have blonde hair and blue eyes, and i am 5'4''. My nick name is bella and i LOVE twilight!! my addiction is edward! and the rest of the cullens!!

My favorite things to do affter school is get on FF and read all of the awsome stories that are on here.

My hobbies are:

1- reading

2-sleeping

3-writing

4- hanging with friends

5-texting

6-shopping

7-twilight

8-listening to music

9-FF

10- and just being ME

I am a really random person. one of my friends once said that im an open book with no words on my pages. her words not mine. im funn to hang around, im wild and crazy, nice (on some occasions), and i love to be me. there nothing to being me either all you have to do is be blonde, well my kind of blonde!

haha me and my friends are so wired. we even have our own kind of language we call it chelsiea talk!hehe

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a MEXICAN, so I MUST always be drunk and violent.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigidI'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all
I'm a MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal alien.

~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you also think said bus should take out Jacob while it's at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

XXX

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

XXX

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to sahre fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with me daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

XXX

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Mommy..Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

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This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.~10 Ways To Act Like A Retard~
1. Pull on a "push" door.
2. Talk backwards
3. Say you're going to mow the cat and feed the lawn.
4. Say random things at random times... Oh look! Freddy the Polar Bear followed me home from the pizza store:P
5. When you hear your name say, Dumm Dumm DUMMM...
6. Go to an Itallion restaurant and ask for sushi.
7. Try to speak Japanese to a Spanish lady.
8. Try to pay with a credit card at McDonald's for a 1 thing.
9. Ask yourself a question and then answer it.
10. Run around with your eyes wide open yelling, "I'M A TREE STUMP!"

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

"TOP 5 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all." - Reggithetubaman

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

TEAM EDWARD- BECAUSE ALL DOGS BELONG IN THE POUND!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it.

Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information.

Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward.

Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!).

Crazy is when you tell your boyfriend he should be more like Edward and through Twilight at him.

Crazy is when you have a laughing fit at midnight because your tired.

If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

I am me, and that will never change.
I am still the silly girl that dances around her room singing to her silly songs.
I am now also the girl who oogles boys and writes suggestive stories.
Those two girls are different but still, when mashed into one, it creates me.
I may be growing older, but I still have the same beliefs.
I still am extremely independent, and stubborn, and kind, and silly.
I will never be someone that I am not.
Be that girl, the girl that not everyone notices, but the people that do, see someone utterly amazing.
Glow with me.
Because, not everyone else can.

I won't change my clothes for a guy.
I won't change my hair for a guy.
I won't change my friends for a guy.
And, I certainly won't change myself for a guy.
I am woman, hear me roarr!

HEY THANKS FOR LOOKING AT MY PORFILE IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS GO AHEAD AND ASK THEM!

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Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
High school classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. Between truth or dare, streaking, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella ... what could possibly go wrong? ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,318 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 3/14/2008
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 5,011 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rushed Welcome by twilightlullaby reviews
AU: All are Human & OOC. Bella, Rosalie, & Alice live together in an apartment; Rose offers her brother, Jasper, & his two best friends, Emmett & Edward, to live with them until they get their own place. What happens in those two weeks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,926 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Rosalie
A Stormy Night 1 by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella, 22yr old single mother with a daughter. Edward, 26yr old divorced father with two children. So what happens when they meet each other? Can Edward undo the damage that was done to Bella's fragile heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
A Second Chance by rachliz reviews
ALL HUMAN! Bella and Edward were best friends in Chicago until Bella had to move away with her mother. Now she is going to live in Forks with her father. What happens when she meets a blast fom the past. And how will she keep her secret from him? Find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,634 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Give Me A Little Trust by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward wants one thing: a baby. The problem: he’s infertile. Will he ever get to be the father he’s dreamed of being? All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,297 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Apple by LillianBerns reviews
Bella is a baby, who Rose finds. Rose will do anything to keep her, but Edward has some trouble retaining himself from drinking her blood. As Bella grows up the more he wants her, but not just for blood lust. For love. Suck at summaries. ExB normalparings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nine Months of New Life by Edwardslover304 reviews
Bella's parents divorced when she was 16. Charlie remarried to Cassandra. cassandra has a son his name is Stephan. Stephan rapes and beats Bella every month. So when the smallest mistake is made will Edward come through for Bella or will he stay away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/1/2008
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,816 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Suicide Girl by Loveonawirex reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what I wanted most. But without the one I wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. I'm Bella Suicide. /Continued.\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,994 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,607 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Foame by hoot13 reviews
Bella Swan wanted answers of her best friend's death. She paid no attention to C.L.'s warnings so she found herself in the arms of Edward Cullen, the leader of the House of Foame- the highest ranking House in the Dark Vampire World. DARKWARD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,000 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Girl Next Door by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Childhood sweethearts turned bitter are forced to pose as a married couple. If the wrong people find out their marriage is a sham, they'll both be killed. The one thing they didn't expect? Falling in love all over again. ExB, All Human, Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
To Love or To Be Loved by shattered crystal heart reviews
Bella never met Edward in Twilight,she was changed in the 1800's,and is now part of the Volturi, later the Cullen's go for a visit at Volterra, and meet Bella. But when Aro asks Bella to live with the Cullen's what will happen?I sense some love in the air
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Forever Changed, Forever Yours by twilightfanatic9 reviews
Bella and Edward are bffs until they are 14 when bella leaves to be a foreign exchange student in Ireland. She left hideous and comes back gorgeous. What does edward do?All human! 1st fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Differences and Opinions by DreamingOfFantasies reviews
Used to be called 'Is Edward the ONE' Bella is a vampire, and re-meet the Cullens in Forks. She learns of a shocking past of one of the Cullens, and must work together with Edward to save the happiness of the family. Bx? SUMMARY SUCKS! Give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dusk and Dawn by verycaren reviews
The train takes Bella to a place where she least expected to fall for someone like Edward Cullen. A few weeks later, a tragedy causes them to go separate ways. Things get a little complicated after they meet each other again after two years. AH/ExB/R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,997 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rescuing the Rebel by rumoredreader reviews
While home on summer vacation from college Bella witnesses a serious motorcycle crash late one night. When she stops and helps the mysterious driver, she doesn't realize how much it will change everything. All human, Slightly OOC, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,430 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
Student Affair by Dlynn reviews
All human story, BellaxEdward, Edward is Bella's new English teacher and can't control his feelings. Even though Bella already has a boyfriend. Beta Reader: Michelle62092
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alexander the Half Breed by NatsNeko reviews
Sequel to BSA. After living in Italy for nine long years, Alexander decides to go home. He hopes to find the Cullen's still in Forks and his grandpa. When he finds a book just teeming with sorcercy, will dark magic bring his mother back? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,718 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stealth by angstar54 reviews
Three years after Edward left, Bella is now part of the Volturi's most powerful and renown three woman hit team. When a new mission lands them in a city in Michigan, she finds herself face to face with her past and a menacing danger looming on the horizon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Must be Mistaken by addicted2vamplit reviews
Bella's 23, a single mother, still mourning the loss of her husband who never even knew she was pregnant. Now a stranger baring a striking resemblance to him is trying to show her that it's okay to live again. BxE AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008
Two Weeks by Lemon Muffins reviews
It's been 9 years since graduation and everyone has drifted apart. When it's decided to spend two weeks together, getting to know their old friends and old flames again, complications ensue and old secrets come into the open to change them all. AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,910 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Project Hope by SRWM reviews
After going to hell and back, Isabella Swan is sent to live with a new foster family. Her parents are dead, she's a victim of many horrid things, all she wants is to find her brother, she has three sadistic killers after her. Can she get her life back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,575 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella
Lessons in family and Love by RozannaBelikoVladmire reviews
When Edward finds two girls alone in the woods and the cullens take them in, EVERYONE's lives change. Has Edward found his ture love? can they raise to two girls threw the teen years with out the drama no wait there is A lot of drama. but lessons 4 every
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 106,835 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008
Life ain't been no Crystal Stair by XDCaramel reviews
Having been raised in poverty and through hard times, Bella Swan resents the wealthy who "have it easy". Edward Cullen is a rich arrogant man who thinks the world revolves around him. Can they convince each other otherwise? ExB All human. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,462 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Guilty Pleasure by An End Has A Start reviews
It may be wrong but it certainly felt right. That’s how Edward felt anyway about the new relationship with his step-sister, Bella. All Human. Edward's POV of My Secret Sin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,091 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fade into You by kfoster2519 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella has been a vampire living with the Cullen's for years. Edward is a 17 year old human who just moved to the small town of Forks. Intrigued by the beautiful Bella Cullen, Edward tries to form a friendship that turns into much more. Canon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,020 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Family by LAoR reviews
1863: When Bella's older brother, Jasper, goes missing in the war, she sneaks onto the warfront to find her beloved brother. But she is attacked, bitten, & forced to move on and spend her never ending time alone. 2006: She moves to Forks, WA to find not only her brother, but the gorgeous Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,317 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Presidential Perfection by anni93 reviews
Carlisle is the President. Edward is the eldest son, expected to uphold the law at all times, and comply to his father's wishes. What happens when he falls for a Whitehouse tour guide? ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,667 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jonas High by TwilightFanpire4ev reviews
3 amazingly beautiful sisters move to California where they attend Jonas High. They have everything they could have asked for, but what happens when they meet the Cullen Brothers? Also known as Jonas High's biggest players.Drama,romance,and lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 64,651 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Backseat of a Greyhound Bus by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
She wore a dress with cherries on it, headed somewhere where she’d be wanted. He was on his way home, to the family that missed him so. Together they’d find love, on the backseat of a Greyhound bus. Edward/Bella, All Human. Very loosely based off the song
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Preppy Bella: The Sequel by IzzyBoleyn reviews
The long awaited sequel 2 Preppy Bella. U saw her as a human, now follow Bella thru her adventures as a vampire, and a very special vampire at that. Follow her thru her 1st hunt to her unexpected connection 2 The Volturi. N everything else that is to come
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blackmailed Love by BlueAngel07 reviews
No Vampires. All Human. Bella moved from Washington to Chicago after a bad break up. She meets some new friends and one jackass guy. What will become of her life? Better then the summary. Please review! Any criticism is welcome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,701 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
The Beginning of an End by IchLiebeDich209 reviews
Edward gets into a car accident. When he wakes up in hospital he becomes a 5 yrs old stuck in a 17 yr old body. Bella moves to forks where she meets Edward. Can she make him normal again? Canon pairings. All human. katiemasen as Beta. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
His Mother's Ring by GetDrunkOnVictory reviews
Edward's mother died before he got the chance to know her. He has her jewelry and is trying to find the girl he loves to give it to. Bella is a patient of Carlisle's and meets the family due to Esme's insistence. -AH/AU/Canon Pairings- **My first story.**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,453 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witchy Bella by Firethorn12 reviews
My spin on Twilight if Bella was a witch and not a girl who falls over all the time, but one who can seriously kick some butt! In this Edward and Bella are falling in love, but when someone comes from Bella's past, will it ruin her future? Wow over 200!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
Mothers and Fathers by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Esme finally found her power.The power to have children. Now she can also make other female vampire have children too.Esme asks if Bella, Alice, and Rosalie want to have children. What will happen when the guys find themselves with 4 pregnant she vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Don't Forget by jlm8808 reviews
11 year old Bella and her 12 year old brother Emmett move to Florida with their mom, leaving behind everyone in Forks. Before they leave, Edward asks Bella one thing, "Please, don't forget me." What happens when they return 6 years later? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Preppy Bella by IzzyBoleyn reviews
Talented,hot,popular,head cheerleader & dating the hottest guy in school, what else could Bella Swan ask for?Suddenly her world gets turned upside down when she decides to move to Forks.Is this the end of her fairy tale or the beginning of a new adventure
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blooming Love by Xo.Simply.Jasmine.oX reviews
Emmett is Bella's big brother, but when she moves with Renee when she is 3 they are separated. She gets news that her brother died in a bear attack,but is that really what happened? What happens when all the Cullens, Swans, and Blacks meet each other? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heavy PMS by emeralda violeta reviews
what happens when bella has her period? these are very slight exaggerations of my own behavior during my own time from bella's stand point. i really get like this myself. she's a complete emotional monster to everyone. read and review. its really funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,999 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella
He left, I'm Pregnant by taylorcullenforever reviews
Edward left Bella. She soon finds herself pregnant with his baby. She's not going to tell him but soon finds the Cullens are back. What will she do? 1st time writer, plz R&R. During New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,168 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Clandestine by Annilaia reviews
Edward, home for the summer takes a job teaching piano to a young Swan girl. When he falls in love for the oldest Swan daughter, Edward has to keep their relationship a secret, as he deals with his Mother, his cousin, and how much in love he is with Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Music Lovers by Unofficial Cullen reviews
New kid at school, Bella Swan, finds trouble and love in an unlikely place… the school’s choir. T rating just in case. Canon pairings. All Human. This is my first fanfic, so please be gentle with me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,904 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Bachelorette:The Twilight Edition by Poptarts.Shoelaces reviews
Bella has never met any of the Cullens, She has just graduated High School, and is loveless. Edward Cullen has also not found love for 109 years. Will he find true love on The Bachelorette? Tune in to find out! Supernatural included. Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,897 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Human Drinker by Bella's Bff reviews
Isabella Swan is a blood-thirsty killer. Literally. She is a vampire. She drains the lives from the ones who do not deserve life. What happens when Edward Cullen and his family find out about her and decide to capture and take her to the Volturi? Romance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire Princess by Feye of the Mist reviews
This is a Bella like you've never seen before. First off she is a Vampire, but not just any vampire. She is the princess of all vampires.OOC,EXB, If you want a better summary...read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008
Fates Intertwined by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
He's mocked her and bullied her, and now she wants her revenge. But of course, things don't exactly go as planned when the situation suddenly involves mind-controlling vamps and vengeful spirits. And maybe a little bit of love. EXB AU Renamed Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Nobody's Home by Bella's Bff reviews
I woke up to the sound of Scooby barking. I sat up, and looked out the window. A figure was coming towards us. I didn't move, I was frozen to my spot. EdwardxBella, AU, All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'll Miss You, My Love by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella commits suicide because she no longer has to care for Charlie and Jacob. Everyone thinks Bella is gone forever but is she really? Rated T becuase I feel like it and I'm paranoid. Bella/Edward eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,033 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Adapted & Adopted by XxShieldingMoonxX reviews
Isabella and Alice Swan becom Bella and Alice Cullen when they are adopted by the cullens when there father dies. But, why did the Cullens adopt them? and what happens when they find out the Cullens' secret? Will Edward be able to stand living with Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Sweet Alexander by NatsNeko reviews
In the middle of the night, 17-year-old Isabella Swan arrives in Forks. She carries with her: two bags of necessities, a purse, and a baby carrier. What the hell happened there? ExB Chap 12 up. The last chapter. Expect sadness, and angst!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,097 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
my vampire hero by kate7711 reviews
Edward and Bella have never met, until edward and his family were visiting the volturi, just before snack time. what happens when edward locks eyes with the beautiful human that is just about to be killed?.. 1st fanfic, rating might change later. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,124 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,431 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Eyes Don't Lie by Mack71 reviews
Bella Swan is a social worker in New York City. Edward Cullen is a business tycoon, their crosses path due to a death and a little girl with beautiful green eyes. Do sparks fly? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
The Closed Book Bella by BookMe reviews
Edward Cullen is Bella's councellor. She's his longest running case who also messes up his amazing sucess rate statistics. Find out Bella's dark secret and find out how Edward cracks her. Edward and the Cullens-Vampires, Bella-Human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chase by HM TAFFY reviews
The first day of a new year at College. Edward is ready to commit himself to another year but it would be easier if his sister Alice stopped destroying his underwear. And if her new roommie wasn't so mouth-watering. Usual parings - All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,961 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Five Times for Love by Kate Simon Cullen reviews
I saw him about a five times, I don't know for sure, but just looking at him, I knew that I found what I was looking for. - One-shot, cute. BxE - for Daddy's Little Cannibal
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
A heart restored by Zoobert reviews
What if Edward and Alice were the new kids at school? What if Jake had just broken Bella's heart and she was now befriended by the new girl Alice with a mysterious brother.Throw in some jealous and obsessive ex's drama drama drama! All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,919 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Model Behavior by The Green One reviews
Bella is an out-of-work model that has just been booked for a major campaign. The catch? Her photographer is the sexy, hate-filled, critical Edward and he hates her at first glance. Can they ever work together or will this job flop? BxE All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Four Years To Forget by BeccaMarie56 reviews
Bella is 14 and lives with Renee and Charlie in FL. Charlie has been abusing Bella and Renee for 4 yrs. What happend when Charlie takes it a step further. Where does Bella go when Charlie kills Renee? Full summery inside. B/E later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Bella's Thoughts by softball-chica reviews
We all know that Edward is desperate to know what Bella is thinking, but what happens when he starts hearing snippets in biology? Will he like what he hears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bring Me Down by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
Renee died and Bella moves in with an abusive Charlie. She befriends Alice and Emmett, while Edward, along with his beautiful vampire girlfriend, hates Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Scrubs by MyLivingAdonis reviews
Isabella Swan just got a job at Mercy hospital as a doctor. Smart and beautiful, she is ready to take the challenges life throws at her. What happens when she meets the gorgeous Edward Cullen? Both of them weren't looking for love... until now. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Shameless by silent.but.strong reviews
Edward left, Bella never jumped. Instead she dropped out of high school and moved to L.A. She became a singer in a band, and is a major celebrity. Bella hates the Cullens now, what will happen if they come to find her? language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,941 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by spike8705 reviews
bella and alice are sisters and alice always makes her go to those stupid dance classes. but what will happen when bella is paired up with Rose's new boyfriends gorgeous yet irritating brother AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Every Other Weekend by Rhiannon Summer reviews
Song Fic. Bella and Edward are divorced. Outward they are polite to each other when they exchange kids every other weekend, but what are they really feeling inside? BxE. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Here Comes The Sun by Iamokota reviews
Alice arrives just in time to see Bella go over the cliff and is determined to save her, but Bella is mortally wounded. Now Alice has a choice to make. Can she watch Bella die or will she save her, in the only way she knows how? ExB AxJ ExR CxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,759 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
My Own Prom by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella Swan doesn't like & doesn't want to go to Prom and neither does the new HOT guy, Edward Masen, who happens to be Alice's cousin. But when a scheming pixie decides to get these two together...well...let's say no one is safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Life Without You by BellazB reviews
Bella is shot and then almost dies. But there is a twist that she doesn't know about until she wakes up and finds that Edward is back in her life and she doesn't know what to do or believe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,803 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter Nature by Bella's Bff reviews
When Bella saw Laurent in the meadow in New Moon, Jacob was too late. Ten years later, Bella is changed, kinda gothic, living alone. When she gets to school, she can smell vampires... ExB Title explaination: 1st ch; rated for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Hunt by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is a lonely vampire Edward comes upon during a hunt. But Bella is broken beyond repair in the form of her past. Can Edward fix her? Will they fall in love? Or is it true that the past comes back to haunt you? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Fire Meets Ice, Bella Meets Edward by bookwormkrissy reviews
Bella, who grew up with charlie after Renee left, is a tomboy. she's fire! when Edward moves to town, how will they collide, when fire meets ice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finishing School by ali93 reviews
BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE: Bella Alice & Rosalie are sisters and princesses. They love to run in the forest and get dirty. What happens when they go to finishing school? And they meet the boys there? All human. Normal parings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Exorcism Of Isabella Swan by meandcanada reviews
If Edward thought he was damning Bella to hell... well he's got a little competition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4323 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Take Me Drunk I'm Home by BookMe reviews
See what happens when Alice and Bella give Emmett the sole responsibility of making sure that all three of them make it home to their respective homes...after a heavy night out drinking. Smart move? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
The Heist by BookMe reviews
Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Ultimate Passion by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
What if Emmett and Bella had been twins when the Cullens found them? The Cullens will soon descover Bella is way different, now Bella must face Aro and all. But will she be able to do it alone or will she find out that Love is more powerful than Aro? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews
Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Professor Swan by Mademoiselle-Carl reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 4,821 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Oceans Apart by bellard reviews
Edward leaves. Bella is changed by Laurent. But there is some havoc in a nearby town, and she knows that the Volturi are coming. What happens when she has to go undercover to Volterra, stop the Volturi, but unexpectedly meet him again?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Hope by Twifan reviews
Bella is sixteen when she moves to Forks to get treatment from a famous doctor. She has a year left to live. How does she meet Edward, and what happens when they realize they love each other? What will Edward do when he knows she will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,435 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing Daylight by AutumnRhythm reviews
Bella came to Forks seeking refuge: instead she found Edward Cullen. Running away from her troubles doesn’t sound so great once she meets this charming vampire: too bad she’s still being chased. starts out with the way they meet in Twilight, then changes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,604 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Autumn's Glow by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Isabella, Mary Alice, Esme, and Rosalie are the Forest maidens. They guard their forest from any dangers that may come to their beloved home. One day Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, and Jasper,vampires, go camping in their home. FULL SUMMARY ON PROFILE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Emmett Did What? by alexz1jude reviews
What happens when you put Emmett in a store? He's Emmett, what do you think will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
This is my Destiny by Nollie Marie reviews
[Its FINISHED!] Bella has a horrible situation happen to her in Ch. 1 that leaves her with a baby. She moves to Forks where she Meets the Cullens and falls in love [of course]. Rate M for rape & lemon, Epilogue is up! Please R&R! [I suck at Summaries!]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
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Never will i reviews
Edward left bella. two months later she is feeling things again. and whats up with alice's visions?rated M incase.very first fanfiction so enjoy. read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
Love found in Forbidden Places reviews
Bella,Rose,Alice,and Esme are very powerful vampire but are harmless to humans. what happens when some of the voltri gaurd get involved? will sparks fly? and if so what kind? rated T just to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009