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Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl.

I'm just somebody you will never know...

I'm just the mysterious face drifting along in a crowd...

I'm me!

So leave me alone...


^That was pointless^

Maybe I am too...

Maybe the whole world is...

What is happening in my HEAD!!!???


It's okay... I've calmed down now. I took a happy pill -_- now I'm better.


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Eternal Flame Book 1 by Blake Little reviews
Rated M for mature themes and language. Please review what you think. thanks. sorry about the spelling mistakes I don't have a spell checker and grammar checker so I'm sorry for that. Also my keyboard is broken. So sorry for that as well.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011
Artemis Fowl Parody by Riquez Oro reviews
A rare narrative writing style known as Lascivio. It's a parody. What else am I supposed to say? Crosses overs sometimes as well, and the author, myself, is a prominent character in some chapters. Breaks too many rules to count. Enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Final Gift by BloodInkLilacQuill reviews
Artemis finds Butler dying and gives him a final gift, *Slight Gore Warning* Nonslash One-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Butler, Artemis F.
Midnight Running Book One by Pollie Little reviews
Did you ever think that vampires could be real? I didn't. Well guess what? They are. A/N I know horrible summary! All characters belong to me unless stated otherwise. Also, it's M because it will get a bit more mature later on. That and I'm paranoid XD
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011
She's Beautiful by Pollie Little reviews
A short story of Dekka's thoughts about Brianna set to Beautiful by Christina Aguilera - although I changed the lyrics a bit : Enjoy! Oneshot
Gone - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Dekka, Brianna/The Breeze - Complete
Up on the ceiling by TheAlmightyMoi reviews
And so I triumphantly returned to the land of fanfiction and stuck Artemis on the roof.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Artemis F., Butler
CĂșchulainn by The Humble Mosquito reviews
I care not whether I die tomorrow or next year, as long as my deeds live after me.' [Completed Novellette] [Warnings: dark, controversial, unpleasent and violent themes][Nommed for best Overall, Drama and OC at Orion]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Strangely Beautiful by ArtysSexKitten reviews
Artemis contemplates on his one sided love of Domovoi and death. Warning: Character Death. Don't read if that offends. Butler chapter has been added.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Girl's A Genius! reviews
Artemis Fowl was born a girl, where to go from there? Read and find out! Please no flames over the pairing. Rated M for future lemons.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Artemis F., Butler