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Hey, I'm Boredlittleduckling (or Satan to my friends and/or anyone willing to call me that.)!



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- If you like children's cartoons with paranoid fandom's to full-out cannibalism then I guess It's a good blog. Probably. Eh, whatever floats your boat.

Things that I like: My cacti (Desmond, Smitty and Fredrick), My Wife and dog, Reading (mostly psychological crime thrillers), and Canada. Specifically in that order.

Things that I hate: Being and Asshole (I change for no one), people using "LOL" in vocal conversations, and mostly everything else (except sinning, gotta keep sinning!).

Favorite Quotes:

"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'What am I willing to put up with today?' NOT. FUCKING. THIS!" - Arin Hanson.

"Look, I'm only here for the pizza" - Percy Jackson and the Greek heroes.

"I've been annoyed ever since I was born" - lameborghini on Tumblr.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." - W.C Fields.


Thank you for reading, If you could be bothered to. Have a nice day/night.

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Thicker Than Blood by Hidden-Shadow-of-Me reviews
AU. Vader's one regret is having to watch the only man who truly cared about him be destroyed; he would do anything to have Obi-Wan again. With the aid of the force, this chance is given, but with a twist. Now Vader is bent on getting Obi-Wan back. And this time he will keep him. Forever. Redemption fics, all around!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,425 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Calm Waters by Anna-Jay reviews
Hannibal takes in a malnourished merman as his new pet and sets out to help him recover. Hannigram. Mermaid Au. Monster Challenge.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Will G., Hannibal L.
A New History by Annie Walker reviews
During a heated battle, Dooku escaped into the past! Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker follow to stop him, but discover that Dooku went to the past where Obi-Wan is a young padawan to a very much alive Qui-Gon Jinn. Now, the two must go undercover to stop Dooku's plans from coming to fruition in order to save not only the future, but also young Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 533,437 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku
Sweet As Sugar, Hard As Ice by Oswin Jae reviews
What if Hannibal and Alana... Had a daughter? After Hannibal fails to kidnap his newborn child from the hospital when it's time to flee the country, Alana doesn't feel like she can keep the child of a cannibalistic killer. So she gives the child up. Will adopts the baby, to keep her safe and to watch for signs of psychopathy. But the girl seems normal, and Will enjoys being a dad.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., OC
Parallax by opens up 4 nobody reviews
Will Graham rubbed a hand over his face and tried to focus himself on something other than his own discomfort without much success. He was on his way to start his new job as a consultant in diplomatic relations on a star base in the far reaches of the known universe. There was no way he was getting out of this unscathed. Star Trek AU.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] - Complete
Your name is Desmond Miles by birdiemagnet reviews
Usually after you die, you don't get a tail, you don't wake up in God knows when France, and you don't run into your ancestors who aren't even supposed to be alive in this time period. This is basically me sending assassins into France and weirding out the newly made siren by throwing men at him. Yes. This is that.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Arno D.
Fortress Games by NatureForce reviews
Many years into the future the world is forced to play what's known to the people as the "Fortress Games". Since most of the world's military might is held by Mann Co. players must be sent to die in the televised and never ending war. There hasn't been a victory in seventy years, but as a nine man team takes the field, they look to change that and the world order. AU of TF2.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Medic, Pyro, Scout, Spy
The Crack in the Diamond Soul by hey-its-raye reviews
Gideon knows of a powerful genie residing in the forests of Gravity Falls, but when he reaches the cave it insists that only two halves of a diamond soul may enter - I think we all know who that's going to be
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Pacifica N., Bill
Card Tricks by TheChronicLiar reviews
Based off the short Magic. Dipper couldn't take his eyes off of the man on the stage. The way he walked with the clicking of his shoes to the way his voice demanded the attention of the people in the room, it entranced him. Or at least it would if that bastard wasn't Bill Cipher. (Old Title THE MAGIC OF WOOING DIPPER PINES)
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Bill, Dipper P.]
Up For Grabs by FifthDayOfMay reviews
"You know, you really shouldn't make a habit of making yourself so vulnerable, if you don't wake up soon I really will take you Pine Tree." Bill finds Dipper alone, unconscious and utterly defenseless in the middle of the woods.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Bill, Dipper P.] - Complete
Protector by Anna-Jay reviews
While searching the house of the recent attack from a cannibalistic killer, Will finds an injured and emotionally scarred boy with his dead sister in his arms. Hannibal Lecter, is given to Will for him to keep an eye on as well as protect. The killer knows he has loose ends and has set his sights on him. However, he's going to have a hard time getting through Will Graham. No Slash.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Hear My Soul Speak by DarkmoonSigel reviews
An AU about how Will might of met Hannibal differently since they both knew Alana. A dinner party gone wrong or terribly right. You decide. Not Beta Read. M/M Rated T for language, and Hannibal being Hannibal. Murder husbands...kinda. Love at first sight...kinda.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Murder Kitchen by DarkmoonSigel reviews
A cooking show AU. Will is suckered in to judge a popular cooking show by Alana. He meets Hannibal there. Stuff happens. Not Beta Read M/M Rated T for eating people and language.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Anchor in a Lockdown by Anna-Jay reviews
"Will snatches the paper from Chilton's hands, and with every word he reads dread begins to overcome him. The Warden still has a smile on his face as Will lowers the paper. 'Good to see you understand. You start tomorrow.'" In which Will is an unfortunate prison guard who is sent to work the red zone, the current home of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,409 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Clear Blue Eyes by Gaara5 reviews
Hannibal comes across a single father yelling at his child, Will, and witnesses the man slapping him. He follows the two and realizes they are homeless living in their car. Hannibal decides to kill the father and considers killing the child to spare him further suffering because he can see the kid had a rough life. Will however reminds him of his sister and he decides to keep him.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Equilibrium by Westward reviews
A deadly fight was all it took to scare Desmond out of his wits. A small tussle was all it took to get Alex curious. After a series of events, these two opposing forces must work together for the same cause, but will they ever come to an agreement?
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Back Drifting by puts foot in mouth reviews
AU.After falling on Mustafar, Obi-Wan awakens to the dubious reality of being trapped in the cloned body of his child self, and now has to cope with the reversed father/son relationship fostered upon him by the new Sith Lord.Darth Vader redemption story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Darth Vader
That Overprotective Partner by Ani2320 reviews
ObiWan is sent on a mission alone, Anakin is worried.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete