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Joined 03-26-12, id: 3854296, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Divergent Trilogy.

Hi my name is prim12, and here is a little bit about me.

Heiress of the Hyuuga AND TobiasEverdeen WERE THE WINNERS OF MY APTITUDE TEST STORY! THEY GUESSED RIGHT! GO CHECK OUT THEIR STORYS!

I would like to deticate all of my stories to tye-dye eyes 191. She has a new story up about Harry Potter, but she also loves Hunger Games and other things too. one of my other friends on here is ItTheTruth13. Go check it out! Also go check out lilmisstalksalot1211 she loves Hunger Games and Harry Potter.

IF YOU DONT LIKE DIVERGENT, HARRY POTTER OR HUNGER GAMES GO AWAY NOW! I DONT NEED YOUR DULL EYES TO READ THIS! (no offense)

If you ever wanna talk you can pm me or leave a review. I usually check my pm inbox a lot so I'll be available to talk!

nicknames: Kat, ninja buddy and, ed.

I b a girl

also im the BIGGEST nerd EVER!

If you can name three songs from Wicked and tell me whats going on during that song, I shall love you forever! (I already love u hannah so that doesnt count for you) also, if you can tell me all of the lyrics from Tiny Dancer by Elton John, or all of the lyrics of Landslide I will love you forever!

friends (in school): Emily (mal) the crazy yet fun one, Grace the one that needs help (in a good way), Aubrey shy...untill you know her, Katy my bus buddy and the one who listens to me complain, Katie one word...knives, Kate a long lost best friend, Hannah the super genius who needs to skip 6 grades. Gabby just plain old messed up but always lovable, and Carly the one with the crazy personality and ideas that I'm surprised haven't gotten me in jail.

things i hate (just a few cause i hate a lot of stuff): sunburn, pealing from sunburn, rudeness, sass, relative stupidity, bugs, people that think its ok to play with my hair for a really long time without asking, a lot of people, laziness, when people don't care or try, underdone burgers, poison ivy, small areas, and a lot of other things!

favorite things to do: listen to music, play my clarinet, hang-out with friend, read, see how many different ways I can bend myself in weird ways, DANCE my heart out, and SLEEP.

favorite books: Harry Potter 1-7, Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay, Divergent, Maze Runner, and Wonderstruck.

favorite characters (from anything): Johanna Mason, Prim, Buttercup, Rue, Annie, and Finnick (hunger games), Luna Lovegood, Ginny, Hagrid, and Ravenclaw (harry potter), Jack Sparrow, and Mr. Gibbs (Pirates of the Caribbean) Tris, Tobias, Christena (Divergent books) Black Widow, Thor, and Iron Man (marvel movies I've seen).

favorite book quotes: "Go ahead. Try it. I don't care if your knocked up, I'll rip your throat out."-Johann Mason. "Why do you find this...distracting?" -Finnick Odair. "wear a necklace of rope side by side with me"- hanging tree. (Hunger Games trilogy) "3 demetor attacks ina week and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if its true that you have a hippogriff tattooed across your chest' what did u tell her?' i told her it was a hungarian horntail, much more macho." Ginny to Harry, HP & the half blood prince (i think)“I have something I need to tell you," he says...I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though...his lips pressing my ear. "Maybe I'm already sure," he says, "and I just don't want to frighten you." I laugh a little. "Then you should know better." "Fine," he says. "Then I love you.”-Tobias to Tris. “Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" "I'm always a girl" I frown. "You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl" I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.”- Christina and Tris (Divergent) She's the last one. Ever. (Maze Runner)

favorite quotes: "I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I breakout in hand cuffs."- Robert Downey Jr. "Shoot for the moon because even if you miss you'll land among the stars."-Todd Elison. "As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live"-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. "Imagination is everything. It is the preview of lives coming attractions." Einstein

NOW I HAVE LIKE 10000000000 COPY AND PASTES, MOST OF THEM ARE IN WHERE THEY ARE FOR A REASON! (bully one being first!!!!)

Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today? Commited suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

We've studied with Hermione. Played Quidditch with Ron. Hid creatures with Hagrid. Laughed with Fred and George. Fought against Voldemort. Shared bravery with Neville. Admired with Ginny. Understood true love with Snape. Made all the wrong choices with Draco. Worked with Dumbledore. Rebelled against Umbridge. And believed with Harry until the end. Now it's nearly over, and now all we can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.

How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games (Bold is me!)

1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"
2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay
3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)
4. You cried when Rue died
5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long
6. You named your cat Buttercup
7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.
8. You love pita bread
9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT
10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune

11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character
12. You like to wear your hair in a braid
13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta
14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.
15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012
16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person
17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire
18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire
19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life
20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12"

21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like
22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.
23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch (Nope. Always loved him.)
24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story)
26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids
27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay
28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between.
29. You have parts of the book memorized (Nope. I have the all the books memorized.)
30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games

hit shuffle on ur music and write the songs that come up

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Stronger (so i go to the gym then?)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Wake Up Call (I guess)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Love Love Love (nahh i think we are thinking about love at to young an age)

4.WHAT IS 22?

For Good (sure)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Come Away to the Water (...)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Slow and Steady (umm ok?)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Rue's Lullaby (well i am overly obbsesed with Hunger Games and the cast so it works!)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Makes Me Wonder (wonder what im gonna be)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Hello Seattle (hahaha no, he's not named Seattle)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Cave In (so they want me to feel bad about myself? thanks mom)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Thistle and Weeds (k then)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Fireflies (cause fireflies are gonna eat my dead body in the grave)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Drops of Jupiter (i do enjoy dropping things off of Jupiter)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Secret Agent Man (thats right, im a secret agent wo-man)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Everybody Talks (true that)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Yellow (i turn yellow)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Piano Man (a piano man will come and kill me with his piano)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

More Than This (hahah get it)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

We Are Young (but i am young...what?)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Little Talks (why not?)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Marry Me (thats ironic and please dont marry me, i dont want to marry a computer)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Fireworks (yeah when i was 1)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Safe and Sound (i take that as a yes)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

All of Me (but i like myself)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

All of Me (its a different song) (yeah im in pain?)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Lilly's Theme (just for poor lilly, why did she have to die????)

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

A Hunger Games Addict's Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds' songs wake me

I'll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I'll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I'll think of Katniss every time

And I'll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake's sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I'll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I'll always think of Glimmer

If someone's pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I'll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I'm homicidally inclined

I'll make sure I think of Effie

When there's nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

If you are on Team Gale, copy this on to your profile

If Rue is one of your favorite characters, copy this onto your profile

If Foxface is one of your favorite characters, copy this onto your profile

If Johanna is one of your favorite characters, copy this onto your profile

If you ever wanted to slap and hug Haymitch at the same time, copy this onto your profile

PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile.

If Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breath, 95% of kids would die. If you are one of the 5% of kids who would be laughing your head off, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be rude and annoying.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have an issue with being loud.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'mPOLISH,so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling.
I read COMICS,so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIMEso IMUSTbeafreak.
I am aFANGIRLsoIMUSTbeacrazy,obsessedstalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
IlikeCARTOONS,soIMUSTbeIRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a GRAMMAR NERD.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

The Hogwarts Rules

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

3. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

5. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.

6. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

7. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

8. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird".

11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".

13. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".

14. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.

15. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

16. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.

17. - I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.

18. There is no bring a muggle to school day.

19. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts."

20. - "Putting down Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

21. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

22. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.

23. There is no connection between Hitler and Voldemort.

24. I am not allowed to declare "Official Hug A Slytherin Day."

25. I am not to wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

26. When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I must call him The Dark Lord. Not 'Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants'.

27. I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's "true that blondes have more fun"

28. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

29. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I... GOT... THE... POWER!'

30. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'

31. - Or 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, GO!'

32. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child.

33. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

34. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.

35. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

36. Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.

37. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

38. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

39. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

40. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

41. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a T-shirt that says 'All the good-looking ones die young' with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

42. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus's Animagus form.

43. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.

44. Locking Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in a broom cupboard together to see if they will make out is not appropriate.

45. The four houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.

46. Teaching first years to chorus in unison 'The amazing bouncing ferret' whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

47. No matter what I say to the Dark Lord, I will never make him laugh.

48. Murmuring 'I see dead people' every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

49. I will not replace Professor Snape's Pumpkin Juice with Skele-Gro, and it was not an honest mistake.

50. I am not funny. No matter how much I make myself laugh.

More Random Quotes!

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

" If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

"I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong."

"Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!" (SO ME!!!!!!!!!!)

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls! (ALL THE TIME!) (I have a mark in my wall from running into it)

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Water, Torture, Slaughter by Lacey Bennet reviews
"I'm not like the rest of you. There's no one left I love." So says Johanna Mason in the 75th Annual Hunger Games. But in the depths of a Capital laboratory, being physically and pyschologically tortued by a team of "creative" scientists, will Johanna finally crack? Rated M coz ... well ... you'll find out if you read it! Let's just say it's gruesome...
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Johanna M.
Tris's Fear Landscape by TheSingingBlackbird reviews
Tris and Four go into Tris's Fear Landscape together. Tris's POV. May be slightly OOC at times. Complete!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
The Truth That Burns by smileshappy24 reviews
Sylvie is the Mayor's daughter and is the most pampered girl in her district. But she is hiding years and years of pain under her cheerful getup. Can the hunger games help break her shell or will it make her more guarded than ever? And will she find romance in a pit of killing and pain?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012
Personality Change by LiveLifeToIt'sFullest47 reviews
We all know and love Peeta for being so sweet and kind but what if he wasn't. This story portrays Peeta as everything he's not and how this affects the games, will he change for Katniss or stay the same arrogant boy that he was before?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,307 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Inked by wee kraken reviews
Four never thought he'd end up with a back that's more ink than skin. But Dauntless initiation changed his mind...and his body...forever.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tori - Complete
Rue before the reaping by ItsTheTruth13 reviews
So this is my first one-shot about how Rue is nervouse for the reaping of the hunger games. This is how I think she would react.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Rue
Evena Parkinson and the Squib Revolution by DancingThroughLife12 reviews
In a pure-blood family, can one out of place metamorphous still make her mark on the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012
Dancing? Me? by BooklovingDancer reviews
Ginny is a dancer, but doesn't want anyone to know except for her family. Things were going according to plans for her until she became close with Harry, and he realized that something was up with her. T for the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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A harry Potter Hunger Games reviews
I am bad with titles...and summaries. It's basically a Hunger Games from a Harry Potter characters pov...but I'm not telling who you have to read to find out. rated T because it's Hunger Games.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012
Aptitude Test of a Divergent! reviews
This one-shot is the results of a character in Divergent...but you-the reader- don't know who it is! Read and guess who's aptitude results this is in a review!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Dreams reviews
The tittle explains it all. Just different dreams and nightmares I think some of the characters would have. R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012
Clove Stabs With Butter Knifes reviews
One of the many ways Clove could have ended up in jail when she was in district 2. Involves butter knifes and a red haired man.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Clove - Complete
You know you are obsessed with the Hunger Games if reviews
read the tittle...
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete